rustyspigot

I think Sonja's new tagline should be "I can't poop without my pills".

I still don't know how Juliet asking the Countess about "The Breakfast Club" and "Ferris Bueler's Day Off" came up in conversation. Was she expecting the Countess to answer "I'm more of a "Pretty in Pink" fan myself."? And how many doilies had to die to make Juliet's dress?

It was pretty clear Sonja is the jealous one with the whole Luann thing. Thank the turtle time Gods Aviva didn't go. So is it Kristen or Kristin? Time Warner says Kristen. I loved the snark the guys at the place threw at the ladies.

So they did an homage to "Speed" with dumb ass who can't stay still when looping a video and "Die Hard" with Jack propelling down the building. No one notices a sleeper hold being done on a bitch? Good job analysts.

Legionnaires' disease too? I can't wait until Aviva gets a touch of scarlet fever.

What the hell was Rosie the Riveter wearing at judging? It's not a bargain basement production of Rocky Horror Picture Show, lady.

COUNTESS! I love how, by Sonja's own admission, she gets Luann's sloppy seconds. The COUNTESS would just brush that comment off with a wave of her hand. And she can't stand Aviva now so that is another plus.

It's so easy to edit the scene where Luann looked at the table of Heather laughing from splicing shit together. Though, it could have went that way, but my guess was Luann found out about it after the fact. Ramona sure as hell made a point of it to have a scene with Miss USA about it, though. Subtle she is not. I thought the dresses were pretty nice for the charity event. Kristen looked great on "the runway". I have no idea what to think about the "I will spill everyone's secrets" lady giving facials. Seems bad for business if any of it wasn't a manufactured scene.

Marlena can do all the experimentation she wants, but she better have someone else present the results. Power Point and technology in general is her kryptonite.

I would be wary if Ramona shows up with flowers f I was any other person on the show this season. So Carole goes and hides when Sonja has her drunk hysterics? While I would do the same this is a TV show and I want at least a reaction shot. Luann continues to be fun and still gets her digs in on the other ladies without being a screaming harpy. I loved hat store workers nervous reactions to everyone.

I could do without Marlena and the love guru. Though, if Marlena turns into one of the three stooges at another wedding it might be worth it. Just don't let her near any video equipment. I didn't need Jennifer to turn into Brad Pitt "What's in the box!"

I haven't been watching, but Nicole still has the shredded documents? Jesus, I'm surprised Ciara hasn't gotten her hands on them yet.

The only time I found Eric interesting was when he was a drugged sex fiend. Where did I leave my dart gun?

I never thought about that, but yeah. A sexy brunch pool party doesn't work too well. Carlton's response: REALLY?

Maybe Kristen expected banners praising her finishing the race at the end.

They really do show JLO a lot during the singing, though it was worth it this time to see her cringe during that mess of a Majesty performance. Majesty was having a damn tantrum on stage, where are the non-denominational spiritual advisers when you need them?

Hey, Its like I am entering the strange new world of "Modelland". (pours out some beer on a weave for TWOP)

Maybe Tom Horton Jr. will be found over here.