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So Peter will alienate/destroy generations of this family forever? How heartwarming.

Stop being so desperate, Wendy! Geez. 5 years later....

Peter: "This may sound boastful.." Every sane person: "We know."

Is this supposed to be in slow motion?

And Wendy was doing a hoe down on the plank?

Wendy's peripheral vision must be going in her advanced age. Hook was just standing there.

Wendy started to give the ladder a HJ. Calm down Wendy.

For a moment there was an Ed Grimly pirate with the triangle.

Ha! The tantrum boy almost took a digger off the slide.

Not really flying! more like a temper tantrum mid-air.

I'm pretty sure Wendy was distracted during the song by thinking about her 401K because she isn't getting any younger.

Squatting. The new choreography sensation.

Why does she say shrimps in one sentence, shrimp the very next sentence and then back to shrimp in the next? Its distracting. It was in the episode with her dad and the step mom who I can't figure that if she really likes or despises. She kept saying her name in a really different tone. Kind of like the interchangeable "a cuppa" vs "a cup of".

I liked to see the building again (tacky chandelier aside). That's a gigantic space for an "office". As for the food, when the most praise is for the shrimp you did nothing with, yeah.

So how long will it take for Ciara to get her grubby little hands on Melanie's bag-o-money? And we had another Salemism occurrence with someone leaving a door open and people barging in to people's houses. I'm happy Sonny got a little action and more T(had) please!

Like she's trolling for dick? I kid I kid. Interesting the last lady standing is the one she gave a one to because she can't give a zero because that isn't allowed in a universe that Tyra created for herself.

Oh, yuck. Let us all pray at the altar of Keith. Keith who had the duh face in his photo and basically turned into Jade during the acting challenge.(but not in a funny way) And there are better wigs at a preschool play. Beard weave was insulted by those wigs.

I was all "Don't focus on Doug!" edit, but I'm glad they liked his rabbit and he was in the top group. I thought is was a good concept for an episode. No comment on Tiffani. And Mei girl, lady said the cranberry bog harvest was in two feet of water. If you drown in that you have a problem.

Carlton: REALLY, Duke2801?

What does it take to become a certified photoshop expert? And 19K+ for those ugly beads?

That transitioned right into talking about insurance and Kristen. It was the weirdest set up to a scene. And if I'm having a film crew film in my apartment I would at least try to clean it up a bit.

Agreed. The main gripe from the other contestants (per editing) was that she came across as arrogant. And then they noticed she has a tendency to lie and called her out on it. And that was about it. It wasn't even that dramatic of a scene. Its not like anyone's brownies were mutilated or anything. Yu Tsai? He seems to be an asshole to everybody so I don't know except golden boy Keith who has gotten over his "mean coach" phobia and realizes Yu just wants to help him. Yuck.

I loved Shei calling out Chantelle and her lies. And what was with Chantelle coming in and touching Shei's face during the "mourning for Raelia" scene? I would have slapped Chantelle's hand away. I prefer drunk Adam to be honest. Keith's "many different" faces? All I see is clenched jaw and squinting, but whatever Tyra and your plastic panel in your judging outfit. You know Kelly was disappointed she couldn't be a raging bitch to someone for being late after the go sees. She probably had to steal candy from a baby after to make up for it.

At first I read the title as "The Girl Who Gets Caught in a Pie", and given this show didn't shock me as much as it should have.

Abigail gets her job back and five minutes later starts gossiping about patients.At least she didn't try to have sex with him, I guess. (I guess she has to learn first if he has a significant other).