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Yes, what was that? And how hard was it to pretend to shoot someone earlier. She'll never be a Charlie's Angel. Miz Cracker and her mom was kind of matter of fact in the delivery of her going blind. It reminded me of blind Amanda from ANTM Cycle three. She has to be blind by now, right?

The wine rack thing seemed like a throw away "let's give the carpenter something to do" project. Yes, who knew thin wood break if you beat it with a hammer. I will say that old dresser or whatever looked better hidden away. And Paige's random blue door/red door observations made me laugh.

I had a pause at that statement too. Coming to the stage Multi Tasking! Study her, Monique.

Well she did do a barrel roll or whatever you want to call that and almost knocked The Vixen down like a bowling pin. Monique: It was interpretive dance.

That was one of the weirder runways they have had. Kameron actually found a personality in Untucked. Finally! Audra and Kate were great guest judges. (Alex Trebek: AMEN!) Monique managed to do every single thing you shouldn't do in a lip sync. Well, she didn't fall off the stage. So there's that I guess.

I saw the late showing (I thought napping would be better). I still think Erika is just pissed off at that Berlin bicyclist and it carried over.

So this season is Mr. Toad's wild ride and we will all get hit by a train at the end. GOOD! When we have the alternative of Kyle not getting a call back from LVP, yeah. I'm still obsessed this was on Veteran's Day and Luann had a pumpkin/gourd tablescape and miniature American flags on the mantel. And my eagle jewelry, GIRLS. Ramona: She called me a P.O.S. Point of sale? Sonja knows I don't pay for anything!

I walked away for a second and wondered if it was a denim/swimsuit challenge. Esther Williams Hee Haw realness. Try harder ladies. This episode was just OK.

THANK YOU! I kept thinking where I knew him from. and it wasn't a back alley.

Padma: "Did you mean to be out of your league?" She was right.

I'm shocked Scheana didn't toast to Rob and their future daughter Madison Marie Parks Valetta at that dinner.

I liked it. They are trying too hard with the Haley Mills Parent trap with the twin queens that looked nothing alike at the end of the day. Reach for that story line ladies! The old guard of judgmental queens went by too quick. Mariah was still shady. Consistency. Bring it on!

Oh, I forgot when Ben (who shouldn't have been there) started and basically ended with "Well statistically speaking...". Shut up Ben. You aren't helping the entertainment of the season with a statistics tutorial.

That's fine, but it makes for bad television viewing.

If only Aja had said she was Barbara Walters. In her true form.

And when they cut to Bebe's sewing machine choreography (why?) they did the Spice Girls "Wannabe" trick with the camera swing/blur. Oh, and for all the critiques the judges give to the queens, their own moment in the video was LAME and poorly acted.

First of all, Ben quit. That shouldn't mean you can come back and have a say in who should be final two. Second of all, what the fuck was Milk wearing? A crocheted bodysuit that seemed to be falling apart in the background when someone else was voting? I'm glad she didn't talk much. That one take video. Everyone else is running around flipping, doing back bends over boxes and then we cut to Bebe slowly getting up from a sewing machine and slowly voguing. Alright. I don't care who Bebe picked!!!!! Oh and Trixie won. Fine whatever. RuPaul: Trixie, you're in the Hall of Fame!!! (pause) Ok, strike the lights and let's get the hell out of here. The end.

Welcome to Barcelona. Where you can scream! Maybe they shouldn't have ordered a bottle of vodka. At least Nene didn't forget to take it at the end. Heh. Doormats. Am i right?

Well. That was a boring episode. I don't need to hear anymore about Ben's Venn Diagram elimination logic. Aja did way better than I expected her to do this season so good for her? Ah, setting the bar low has its rewards.

The Snatch Game shit the bed. Ru was right, the Amish won that game. Who told Trixie that was a good RuPaul? All I saw was Kesha with a weird nervous twitch. Nice to see a continuing through line of Thorgy's pettiness.

It took me back a little bit to Hung's Smurf Village concept. Chris and Joe really suck at pool. Or the editors were being shady. Carrie dreams about stuffed tater tots because of COURSE she does.

Milk looked like the Chicken Lady's sister from Kids in the Hall. The performance was so annoying. As Beyonce has taught me.... was funnier than anything Shangie actually did in the challenge. Well when you have to work with Chi Chi saying "Mother"every other sentence next to you isn't much help for her. Ben just keeps on rolling along. There's that Classic Aja crap performance we all remember. Her runway was alright.

Is Milk doing Laganja dramatic contestant cosplay? It makes no damn sense. Because we all know Celine has black hair and wears metallic leotards. Aja made me laugh saying Celine should come in and comfort Milk. Don't make me like you, Aja. Thorgy had to go for shit talking Miss Stevie Fucking Nicks.

The only part of the episode that made me laugh was Sheree being annoyed that no one told her to go outside to react to the "Drama".