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Why do the other designers seem to need Tessa's approval on everything? And her design was boring as hell. I wanted to hear what the judges would have said about Renee's "Liza on the Street(wear) creation. Congrats to Lady Baltimore.

But, the ex wife gets to pay for the funeral and Bethenny has nothing! That was quite the scene with the grief counselor she just met that looked like he performs in a Journey coverband on the side.

Round houses, Am I right? Laurie the real estate agent can already go in the RHONY ancillary character hall of fame with Rey and Luann's "I'm a big fan of lace" sister. Is it a glass or a cherry? Is that another Tyler Perry quote I'm not aware of?

How many dogs does Denise have? And they can move on their own volition so that's good, Anyway, good advertising Rinna's clothes Erika. It's polyester and doesn't breathe. Sold! What was Rinna's patchwork crazy quilt dress of many colors? LVP created a kitchen redo story line for herself so she wouldn't have to talk to anybody. And why does she have to ask permission from Ken? She brings in plenty of money on her own. Stupid.

Jax and Brittany need to go away. Jax (in the most monotone voice) Should we really be going on vacation when we are planning our wedding? I can't wait for Brittany's stomach to explode in Mexico with her drinking alcohol logic. And I'm guessing the Santa "danging" dream is actually a repressed memory.

YEEEEAHHHH! Michelle was pissed at Joel. He was looking good. Please keep New York. Her laughing as Silky made her way (slowly) down the runway. No one is really pulling ahead which is OK. Never thought I would see a Rosie O'Donnell impersonation that included a death drop, but here we are.

Luann was a lot this episode but, I would like to see her "Escape From New York" reboot scenario on her boat. The return of Dale! And just in time to undermine Tinsley. I'm surprised Ramona didn't also take a set of dishes and silverware from Barbara's along with the lobster.

That explains why Lance Bass keeps showing up randomly on the show. Mojito girl scene was especially forced on a very forced season. And that poster is 8th grade level at best. With Joan Jett as rocker Mary Poppins flying in.

Lindsay's go to insult: "Oh you think this is your show?"

Whisper Michelle won. And she is going back in.

Perfect for them. And of course Katie suggested it. Speaking of Katie I'm surprised she didn't take her couch on the trip. Ariana can soon add failed singer to failed stand up comic and failed cocktail cookbook writer.

When your storyline is the ability to make a phone call that's pretty bad. Then again, Melissa is wondering about maybe looking for a sister that may or may not exist. Are we sure it isn't the same sister as Jackie's? No, this isn't Days of Our Lives.

So Ross will try to get with ANYBODY when he is drinking. OK. Nice of Rhylee to wear her Muriel's Wedding cosplay. I think the consensus is Andy did not watch the show this season. Or he is just bad at his job. Or both!

Right? That scene with Schwartz, DJ James, and Raquel made no damn sense. Why are they hanging out all of a sudden? They ditched the apology letter plot and tried to start something else?

This episode was a whole lot of nothing. I refuse to believe Jax is only 39.

If Monet wins this shit I will officially declare Shenanigans. I'd rather have her best Judy win.

I know the Angel memorial song is supposed to be sad, but that ridiculous giant photo of Valentina just made me laugh. She was awful.

Right? At least whip up an alter with fashion sense.

Leo mistaking a champagne bottle for "Xandey" morning wood was something. And yeah Kate. Remember your great granddaughter? And oh right your space son is in town might as well say hi.

Gia did better than I thought she would. Low bar.

Even Real Housewife of Dallas Brandi managed more than one rack of clothes for BrandiLand, Kristen. I hate them all. Brittany's journey to Bitch Land is progressing nicely. Ratting on Katie's concerns to Jax. That will go over well.

These assholes need to get black out drunk and forget about their manufactured plots for the season. LVP and her teeth. I can't.

I'm like a bull in a china "cabinet". A very tiny bull. I had a coke problem, but then I went to rehab in Tijuana for three months and then I was fine. Alrighty. I'm sure D'Andra appreciated Mama Dee eventually saying she was agreeing with LeeAnne. :)

Wouldn't LeeAnne have to steal Brandi's phone first to clone it? They all seem to agree Brandi had LeeAnne's phone not the other way around. And wouldn't it be easy to check if Brandi's pictures of her hellion children and the location of a nearby bar were on Leeanne's phone after the fact? This end of season plot seems stupid. Oh, and Kameron's horrors of having 80 emails. You've suffered enough Kameron. Take a break.

Toya: I'll sprinkle my sugar on top. OOgene: On top of what? Shit? That and "Fix yo Face" were the highlights of the episode.