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I'm just ready for Sunny to get attacked by a polar bear at this point. I like hot dogs, but I don't need to see it made for the tenth time.

I agree turnips are fine. I randomly got a Sunbasket last February and decided to try it and then COVID conveniently hit. And they sure like to include turnips in the meal kits. And lots of cabbage. Maybe GZ is an investor (kidding).

Sunny still outside made me laugh. And with the honey solidifying. Come on! Alex had a very calm tone (yes while being a know-it-all). I refuse to believe the humble turnip will be the food of 2021.

Three words. "Oh Danny Boy..." I can't change the channel fast enough.

And there is always the possibility of Sunny getting attacked by the bear.

Yeah, Chicago is pretty expensive to live in. I don't know where Jeff is but Lincoln Park has those skinny/longish lots that are very expensive.

The zucchini is the same color as my ENGAGEMENT RING from my FIANCE. We know Alex. And she fried everything except her ENGAGEMENT RING. So Jeff has a buzzsaw in the background and Katie Lee has a jet flying over for a minute. Katie could have at least hit the pause button for a minute.

Great. Another Alicia performance.

The piano guy looks like Tom Schwartz from Vanderpump Rules.

The censor must hear Ariana better than I can because I haven't understood a single word she was singing.

Good old marble mouth. That money choreography was lame as hell.

Congrats, "Chave Jappell" on your comedy win.

When did Tanya Tucker start looking like Dolly after a two week bender?

At least she isn't singing to her fake boyfriend.

And the ANTM Miss Jay dancers.

Those were some pretty basic looking hotel rooms Braunschweiger got the ladies in Miami. Sullen Shannon managed to squash Vicki's ring reveal and make it all about herself, per usual. Why do they keep returning to the scene of the crime (where Gina buys her hideous clothes)?

I love a good Days fall. Too bad Sami doesn't pop in for Jennifer to fall on her.

Lesson 1: LeeAnne will always one up you with childhood tragedy. Lesson 2: Brandi is perfectly fine in a haunted house when her daughter can easily do a crab walk like the Exorcist Lesson 3: Kary will complain about attending lame parties but will show up to them five minutes early in appropriate attire for the camera

And who the hell gave Gina (drink fused to other hand all day) one?

Gina declaring Emily was responsible for shane's cousin because he was HIS BLOOD was one of the more over-the-top things I've heard in awhile.

Emily couldn't act sexy at the end dancing without her inlaws there.

The lady with the giant old timey hair that looks like Typhoid Mary is on another episode. How she doesn't get hair in what she cooks is beyond me.

The bible says "Return a phone call". I think that's in the book of Leviticus, right? Cut Fitness must have been "closed" again specifically for Emily's visit. Gina was just looking for some stooge to drive her around so she wouldn't have to uber everywhere. And then there's Braunwyn. We haven't had this YACHT excitement for the OC fashion Show (?) since Sonja and Lu.

She was so pissed about it she went to bed quietly. Steph is interjecting herself a lot, I have to say.

So "Lindsey" and her healing rocks/crystals was a total fail. Maybe alcohol counteracts the effects. I'm surprised Gina didn't get lost in the rock maze and then blame Emily for not using her lawyer skills to guide her through it.