ByaNose July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Jack is an ass thus his name should be JackAss, right? 6 4 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Kemi and Nicole have been holed up in the RV room for a long time. Jess came in and told them people had been noticing that they weren't around. Kemi begrudgingly agreed that she should come out and socialize. 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Alice Mudgarden July 4, 2019 Popular Post Share July 4, 2019 Remember last season? I miss last season. 3 25 Link to comment
BK1978 July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 3 hours ago, LuvizBlind said: OMG. We can never have nice things. Jessica, most of us were rooting so hard for you. And as for the twist? I am totally not liking the fact that they all know Camp Comeback exists. Let the sucky uppy begin, and it's gonna make me sick. Seriously, why not keep it secret and let them spy on the house and make secret votes to affect the ones still in the game, give them a shot at some revenge. Geez. I was hoping for something along those lines. Something like they have in Canadian BB were the evicted houseguests have their own room and get to watch the players that are still in the game. 2 hours ago, Lady Calypso said: I mean, we already know Kemi and Jess are going up on the block and one of them is going to join Camp Comeback so... That was the first thought that ran though my mind the minute he won. I was thinking Nicole as a possible replacement nom should the veto be used. He wants the Camp Comeback to be stocked with "weak" players. But by that logic would that not mean that David would have the best shot at coming back? 2 hours ago, Callaphera said: ...y'know, suddenly, STD Island doesn't sound so bad. Five nights a week, you say? Those Love Island commercials are quickly becoming the new, Grover...Grover Johnson?, of this year for me. 1 hour ago, LuvizBlind said: Yeah, not only did the Jackholes discuss putting Jess and Kemi on the block, but blockhead said that they could put Kat up as replacement and at least he wouldn't have to deal with her being on the block as their pawn all week. Oi, the birthdays coming up! Anyone want cake? That could be Ovi's ultimate revenge, using his no hand washing powers for good and giving the entire cast food poisoning. That way he could win by default. 1 hour ago, Lady Calypso said: We already are hearing Jackson/Jack/Holly talk about how "scary" David is. FFS. They're also whining about David needing to go on another show about dating. Meanwhile, they're the clear Love Island rejects. I don't know if I can do it this year, guys. I mean, I will, but I'm gonna be bitching about the show, and maybe not in a fun, snarky way. To quote Christine, "I like girls, I'm totally into girls." But I will say this, my first impression of David was that he was a charming, likable guy. Nothing scary at all about him. I guess everyone is right and there are racist undertones in the house. The last guy people found to be "scary" was Howard. Hmm...I wonder what David and Howard have in common... 56 minutes ago, ByaNose said: I still get Sam & Nick confused. I think I’m dumb to admit that. I do as well. I also often forget who Holly is and I have to really think about who she is in order to remember her. Every time her name is mentioned I think, "Wait there is a Holly on the show? Which one is Holly?" I then have to run down all of the women's names before I figure out which one she is via process of elimination. 36 minutes ago, zorak said: Christie is telling David that everything she manifests happens. She said she manifested her HOH bedroom décor, she manifested the camping theme, and she manifested David coming back. Well she said she had a dream about Kat being the first to go...so maybe she should realize her dreams or whatever are complete and utter bullshit. In regards to the house meeting. What if one of the Jackoffs are voted out next week? Will they adhere to Jack's mandate? 3 4 Link to comment
PhoneCop July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 49 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said: Sorry, but I don’t see him that way, either. Ovi’s a “cool kid”? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄 I have trouble believing anyone other than Ovi's mother has ever called him a cool kid. And she probably only did it to be nice. 10 1 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Sam said he got so mad when Christine sucked Cody's toe. The world has not forgotten, Christine! 1 3 1 Link to comment
ByaNose July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Jessica winning HOH would have been fun. She probably would have only put the boys up since she’s about girl power. Granted, whomever got evicted might come back, too. We were sooooooooo close. 3 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Holly is telling Kat that she's worried for her game because Kemi was saying earlier today that she wanted Holly or Sis out. Kat called Kemi a skeeze and said that Kemi was just doing that because Holly and Analyse are pretty. Holly also said that Jess doesn't trust Holly either and Jess has no reason not to. What kills me is they act like Kemi has some nerve wanting them out when they are both snakes in the grass when it comes to the girl power alliance. Kat says, "She's so nasty!" regarding Kemi. Kat hates when girls are so ruthless. She says that Holly and Analyse's biggest sin is being cute. Kat's not worried as long as they have Jack and Jackson are on their side. 1 1 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Jack interrupted Kat and Holly in the storage room and asked if they were conspiring about him. Holly: "We're talking shit about Kemi." Jack: "Well, good. Then you're in good standing with me." Now that Jack has left, Holly says she worries about being associated with the guys. Kat wants to know why it's so bad that they're close with the guys. Kat also keeps talking about pulling Cliff in to their side. 1 1 Link to comment
Katesus7 July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Yeah, this week has the makings of a really ugly, dark, bullshitting houseguests being absolute Lords of the Flies groupthink hot mess. And yes, that is a complete clusterfuck of words, but you get my drift. 1 23 Link to comment
Growsonwalls July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Holly and Kat is like "why is it so bad we're seen as so close to the guys?" With totally fake concern. Because they're totally the type of girls who think it's super duper important to be seen as popular with the guys. 7 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Holly is claiming that Kemi and Bella don't want certain girls in this game just on the basis of their looks and not their personality. 2 1 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Holly was such a non-entity until tonight. Way to make yourself noticed, girl. 1 5 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Callaphera said: Damn it, Jessica. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. Because this season has already broken my soul, I just realized what you were doing and now have to post it: 8 3 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 1 minute ago, zorak said: Holly is claiming that Kemi and Bella don't want certain girls in this game just on the basis of their looks and not their personality. I legit choked on a piece of cupcake there. 1 5 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Tommy is telling Analyse that he's very worried about Ovi finding out that even though they were saying they had his back and were fighting for him to stay, they really weren't. 2 Link to comment
LuvizBlind July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Callaphera said: He's so hot, though... Look, I'm over here trying to lose myself in this Crown Royal, so wouldja please stop reminding me that I thought this guy was hot pre-season. Ya know what happens when I get in my cups, I think you can imagine. So... Stop That! 45 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Christie all last week: "JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK I LIKE GIRLS JACK JACK." Holly: "Yeah, Jack." Analyse: "Yeah, Jack's so hot, though." Jack: "But fuck Kemi and Jessica for constantly talking about me, amirite?" ::evil eye:: 6 1 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Analyse just said to Tommy, "I just want Kemi gone so bad. She's such a snake." He wanted to know why she thought that. She said it was because Analyse's name came out of Kemi's mouth because Kemi was talking about putting Analyse up. 2 Link to comment
slasherboy July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Gross that the girl sitting on the counter (I don't know names) is putting her bare foot all over the handle to the cabinet and isn't there food in there? Ew! And the other girl is putting her foot on the counter, also bare. Ew! And did someone say something about Ovi not washing his hands? Can you tell I'm a germaphobe? I am. Jack sitting there cutting up that raw chicken was simply food poisoning waiting to happen. I would like to have seen the aftermath ... did he touch stuff all over the kitchen without washing his hands? What about the knife? The cutting board? Ew! (can someone tell me about Ovi not washing his hands? who was that guy, a long time ago, who made salads with his unwashed hands right after coming out of the bathroom?) I don't like these wimmin. 5 1 Link to comment
Growsonwalls July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Analyse and Tommy talking; Analyse is parroting all the horrid things Kemi supposedly said about her. which is ... crickets. Tommy will go far in this game. He has this ability to make people think he's on their side without saying anything incriminating. 4 Link to comment
BK1978 July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 1 minute ago, slasherboy said: (can someone tell me about Ovi not washing his hands? who was that guy, a long time ago, who made salads with his unwashed hands right after coming out of the bathroom?) It was Gerry from season three, he was I believe a middle school teacher and the token old guy that season. 1 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Another meeting with the brain trust. Holly just said she has a super dry side of sarcasm. She thinks America doesn't get her. 7 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 You guys, Holly wasn't talking shit about David earlier tonight. Because she just told us that she has, like, this wicked dry sense of sarcastic humour and no one gets it. And she doesn't think America gets it. It all makes sense now. Not. 1 5 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Kat: "If I do play the floater card..." Let's be real here, she's not playing at anything. 6 1 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Katesus7 said: Yeah, this week has the makings of a really ugly, dark, bullshitting houseguests being absolute Lords of the Flies groupthink hot mess. And yes, that is a complete clusterfuck of words, but you get my drift. I had to read Lord Of The Flies in sophomore year of high school, and we watched the movie in class as well. Because of this, whenever someone brings it up, I always think of two things: 1) The little marching song where they chant "Kyrie Eleison" 2) Piggy all "I GOT THE CONCH!" This lame and ultimately pointless anecdote is, I feel, still more interesting than these bozos. 3 6 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Holly says she can't laugh at Bella's crude, crass sense of humor. 1 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Kat: "I think because we're older? We're over the people pleasing." Holly is 31. Kat is 29. They're so fucking ancient, guys. 7 3 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, slasherboy said: Jack sitting there cutting up that raw chicken was simply food poisoning waiting to happen. I would like to have seen the aftermath ... did he touch stuff all over the kitchen without washing his hands? What about the knife? The cutting board? DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM RAVEN. 5 1 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 (edited) Kat: "I love this game!" Is that why she was a paranoid, crying mess this whole week who constantly talked about how she didn't want to be there? Edited July 4, 2019 by zorak 1 5 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, zorak said: Holly says she can't laugh at Bella's crude, crass sense of humor. Holly also said last night that she didn't think Jack and Son farting and laughing about it was funny. Reasons #1 and #2 why Holly and I could never be friends. 6 Link to comment
zorak July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Jackson asked Holly what she and Kat had been talking about and she said, "Just keeping our good girl bond." Holly's totally genuine like that, unlike Kemi and Bella. 2 2 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 (edited) So many of these HGs hold their fork and knife in their fists like a toddler just learning how to use them. I'm looking at you "I'm so old and mature but I look like a three year old when I eat", Kat. (Interestingly, I found out recently that I hold my cutlery "continental" style and I also knit continental. Welcome to Weird Facts about Callaphera. There will be a test at the end of the week.) Edited July 4, 2019 by Callaphera 1 9 4 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 If these assholes do another gratitude circle and start pounding the table, I riot. 3 5 Link to comment
Mystery July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 2 hours ago, green said: The thing about having a villain to hate is you need at least a small smidgen of hope he can be defeated. There is none. He boots Kemi and he or Jackson will win the next secret power and it will get worse than watching Paul's cult. Can anything be worse than that? Really? 1 hour ago, zorak said: Jack proclaimed in front of everyone (including David and Ovi) that they (the people still officially in the game) seemed to be in agreeance that it would be best for none of them to talk game with or in front of David and Ovi. He tried to spin at as being their way of protecting David and Ovi. He also said he couldn't force anyone to abide by this but wanted to know if they all agreed. See, this is where my Big Brother Dream Contestant steps in. Someone who actually has a job and is otherwise employable even if they lost that job in the crazy mistake of applying for Big Brother. Someone who isn't trying to live on the stipend and fanciful thoughts of fame after Big Brother. That person will say "yeah, Jack, f*** that noise, I'm talking game all the time to anyone I want to." Sadly, Grodner just keeps casting people who play for the stipend. 39 minutes ago, Katesus7 said: Yeah, this week has the makings of a really ugly, dark, bullshitting houseguests being absolute Lords of the Flies groupthink hot mess. And yes, that is a complete clusterfuck of words, but you get my drift. I do. Sadly. 7 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Welcome to Weird Facts about Callaphera. There will be a test at the end of the week.) I can see all of us standing in a row, Big Brother style, for this test. 2 10 Link to comment
BK1978 July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, Mystery said: See, this is where my Big Brother Dream Contestant steps in. Someone who actually has a job and is otherwise employable even if they lost that job in the crazy mistake of applying for Big Brother. Someone who isn't trying to live on the stipend and fanciful thoughts of fame after Big Brother. That person will say "yeah, Jack, f*** that noise, I'm talking game all the time to anyone I want to." I mean they are not really in the game and chances are neither one of them may come back into the game. I agree with you, what do they have to lose? And if they get back into the game they might be the first target (If the don't have Immunity from the first vote, I know this is not Survivor but I cannot think of a better term), so both guys and whomever else is voted out, might just play the game however they want. 3 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 17 minutes ago, Callaphera said: If these assholes do another gratitude circle and start pounding the table, I riot. Am I crazy, or did Christie tell David during that asinine house meeting that they do gratitude circles something like every Friday and Sunday? I'm fairly sure I'm right because I remember having a reaction akin to "gag me with a spoon". 1 5 Link to comment
thelegacies87 July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 God, this season is unbearable. I'm just tired of this gross, racism crap going on, with once again males dominating this game. I kinda hope this is the season that gets BB canceled/put on hiatus, for it to come back rebooted, with new Executive Producers and Casting directors because that's the only way to save this trash. 16 Link to comment
Mystery July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, thelegacies87 said: with new Executive Producers and Casting directors because that's the only way to save this trash. Yeah Grodner has to go. 17 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Jack's HoH album is Incubus (Morning View) and now I'm sad that he likes a band that I also like. His letter from home is from his... pet sitter/work friend because absolutely no one from his family would sign a release. 15 1 Link to comment
CrazyDog July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 So his family doesn't want to be associated with him? Sounds about right. I hate like 85% of these people. It's only the second HOH of the season? Crap. 1 12 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 I'm waiting for the HoH room to clear out a bit to see what conversations (LOL right? It's gonna be a rant on how horrible Kemi is for breathing) crop up. Because any time the majority of the HGs are in the same room, it goes like this: Christie: "A 30 minute soliloquy on manifestation." Tommy: "BOOTSIE!" Christie: "The Vagina Monologues. All of them. By herself." (because... eh, you know what I was going to put there) Jack: "Send it!" Sam: "SEND IT!" Tommy: "SCUSTUMADI!" Christie: "But back to what I've been droning on about without taking a breath for the past 45 minutes." Like, can Jackson fart and clear the room or something? 5 3 Link to comment
Mystery July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 /puts down mouse from planning to subscribe to feeds/ 10 1 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 I refuse to put on my headphones because I'm listening for the oven timer but they all just gave Jack a round of applause so I'm gonna assume he said something douchey about either a) isolating the Camp I Don't Remember What It's Called returnees or b) immediately targeting whichever one comes back in the game. I guess it could be c) Clap if you think Jack is a giant douchenozzle but I doubt it. 3 3 Link to comment
MrHufflepuff July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 I get manifestation every now and then. But I just take some Tums or Pepto, and it clears right up. 11 3 Link to comment
Christina July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 (edited) Why is Nicole apologizing to Nick? It was about 11:40 pm BBT and I had it on BBAD not the feeds, so there was no context. Nick kept telling her he wasn't offended and it was fine and she kept saying she felt bad about it. WTF is "it" Edit: Adding unhelpful clip I found in case anyone wants to see it. There was a comment that the DR made her cry when they asked if Nick made her uncomfortable when he sitting really close and she moved, but it doesn't show in this clip so it must have happened earlier in the evening. Edited July 4, 2019 by Christina Added paragraph Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Christina said: Why is Nicole apologizing to Nick? It was about 11:40 pm BBT and I had it on BBAD not the feeds, so there was no context. Nick kept telling her he wasn't offended and it was fine and she kept saying she felt bad about it. WTF is "it" No context on the feed, either. They cut away from it and only cut back briefly to give us Nick complaining for the 938493th time that he did horribly in both HoH comps he's played in. That blue house made of fireworks is going to haunt him for life. Edited July 4, 2019 by Callaphera 1 2 Link to comment
green July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Katesus7 said: Yeah, this week has the makings of a really ugly, dark, bullshitting houseguests being absolute Lords of the Flies groupthink hot mess. And yes, that is a complete clusterfuck of words, but you get my drift. And who was the cruel head of the barbaric, evil tribe in that classic. His name was Jack. Where is Ralph when we need him? 52 minutes ago, CrazyDog said: It's only the second HOH of the season? Crap. And since the schedule next week goes back from live eviction on Wednesday to live eviction on Thursday, guess what? We get to "enjoy" Jack's Reign of Terror for an extra whole day, woot! 2 1 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Basically: Analyse: "Jack 😍😍😍." Christie: "Yeah but he was hoping his letter from home would be from his ex-girlfriend and it was from his dog walker instead. Get a clue, girl." Analyse: "Yeah but he's so hot, though." Meanwhile Jack and Analyse manage to have exactly zero chemistry together. They might even dip into the negative numbers, it's so bad. 1 1 3 Link to comment
vb68 July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 So Ovi is talking to Cliff and starts saying "I really need to tell you something important," starts shaking his hand,"please don't tell anyone." He's being so frigging earnest, so I'm thinking he's going to tell him about his lapsed power. He tells Cliff the significance of some Tennessee t shirt. Sigh. That's our Ovi. 11 1 Link to comment
Callaphera July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 (edited) In other news, David and Kat are giving each other some pretty flirty looks to the point that I was waiting for Kat to start twirling her hair around her finger and giggling and Jackson - who is standing nearby - is probably doing fucking cartwheels in his head right now. And Jack just offered the HoH shower for jacking off. Because sharing is caring. But Ovi need to scrub the tub down if he takes a bath in it. Edited July 4, 2019 by Callaphera 1 Link to comment
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