kacesq February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Just now, RealReality said: Why are you saying "IF" ? JFC Sarah is so fucking stupid. She is literally trying to hold onto him with this phone. He is right, you can't control him. he is a grown man. So shut off the phone. She won’t because she loves all the drama and expects he’ll come back to her eventually. Michael has a real knack for picking women with low self esteem and high drama tolerance. 1 8 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 1 minute ago, kacesq said: Oh, Sarah is out of bounds? She’s paying for your phone. Get your own phone or maybe one of these new idiots can pay for it. Sarah is responsible for this nonsense. I cannot believe she actually used the word "if". JFC. Just now, kacesq said: She won’t because she loves all the drama and expects he’ll come back to her eventually. Michael has a real knack for picking women with low self esteem and high drama tolerance. I have no idea why, but this just annoys me so much. On the preview you could glimpse the bill and it was over $1,000. Michael is spending nothing to support his kids and is costing money. Why is she letting this happen. *******ewwwwww****** 1 7 Link to comment
JenE4 February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, RealReality said: Sarah is responsible for this nonsense. I cannot believe she actually used the word "if". JFC. I have no idea why, but this just annoys me so much. On the preview you could glimpse the bill and it was over $1,000. Michael is spending nothing to support his kids and is costing money. Why is she letting this happen. *******ewwwwww****** That ~$1000 was actually a bank (money app?) record of multiple women putting money into Michael’s account. 2 2 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Are they going to drop this news over smoothies??? 1 2 Link to comment
candall February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 I don't know. I always thought Sarah was missing something fundamental to make her put up with Michael's shit. But then last week, she picked up a loser who was a dead ringer for skinny, wormy, creepy little Michael. And her friend was: squeeeeee, "Fingers crossed, two thumbs up!!" Incomprehensible. 5 12 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 LOL, Andrea assuming her kids are as stupid as her. 5 6 Link to comment
goofygirl February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Which makes Sara even MORE of a dullard! Those $$$ in that bank account COULD be paying for the phone of his and maybe keep his forehead away from flying all over the United States to visit his ho's. Oh ooh.... Here comes the big prison closet news... She actually told those smart children of hers that " MOM GOT PREGNANT BY THE HOLY SPIRIT"?????? Holy moly. That is HYSTERICAL!!! 11 8 Link to comment
candall February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 SHE THOUGHT HER CHILDREN GAVE HER CREDIT FOR IMMACULATE CONCEPTION???? 19 1 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Gosh, I want to hate Lamar so much more than I do. 2 5 Link to comment
Popular Post JenE4 February 1, 2020 Popular Post Share February 1, 2020 Andrea: I know you all thought mom got pregnant by the Holy Spirit. Tennison and Nyla: No. No, we didn’t. Me (on my couch): Snort! Laugh! 20 6 Link to comment
kacesq February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, RealReality said: Gosh, I want to hate Lamar so much more than I do. In many ways, he’s the least objectionable of this bunch... 16 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Well it's good you refuse to stay with Tina since she is kicking your rude ass out 8 Link to comment
goofygirl February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Cheryl, you need to move into that no--tell hotel you were staying in the last time you were in Colorado. Ya'll DEFINITELY need to get married in an insane asylum. That's perfect for them. 5 6 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 LOL, an abandoned insane asylum is safer. 7 Link to comment
JenE4 February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 A haunted insane asylum! There has never been a wedding site more on the nose! Perfect! Better than that “cool ass dragon” castle. 11 Link to comment
goofygirl February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Did Tina actually do something to Crazy or is she making that shit up? I must have missed it! Link to comment
candall February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 You know, Cheryl's in the running for the worst person on this show. I thought My Goddess was rude when she met Clint's mother, but Tracy's really just such a bag full of sad. 1 15 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Malicious wounder chane calling chon trashy 8 3 Link to comment
JenE4 February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 1 minute ago, goofygirl said: Did Tina actually do something to Crazy or is she making that shit up? I must have missed it! I think when they first met Cheryl handed Tina’s husband a beer, and Tina freaked the hell out accusing her of trying to sleep with her husband! (Or am I confusing people?) 3 4 Link to comment
Maybeitsme February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Cheryl is straight up crazy I'm afraid I'm kinda scared for Josh Not to mention her kids! 1 7 Link to comment
goofygirl February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Even with the cap on, Chane's friend STILL looks like Charles Manson! Don't do it CHANE!! Chon's right around the corner! Waiting.... At least Manson is making sense right now! 2 4 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Kinda cheated? With a total stranger? Oh this girl is going to find him for sure. 1 5 Link to comment
JenE4 February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Chane cheated on Lacey?!?! Oh, please, please tell her! This will not go well for you, Chane, but this will be priceless for the viewing audience! 1 12 Link to comment
kacesq February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 So Michael is bringing another “female” when he visits his girls? 2 1 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, goofygirl said: Did Tina actually do something to Crazy or is she making that shit up? I must have missed it! I think Cheryl is absolutely making shit up wholecloth or exaggerating so much that it's the same as a lie. Just now, kacesq said: So Michael is bringing another “female” when he visits his girls? He is still wearing that fucking shirt. 1 minute ago, JenE4 said: Chane cheated on Lacey?!?! Oh, please, please tell her! This will not go well for you, Chane, but this will be priceless for the viewing audience! Yeah chane, take one for the team. 1 5 Link to comment
goofygirl February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 (edited) Is it Miami Maria??? Da da da...... Lawd, what a shitshow! But you guys make me laugh! Have a great super bowl weekend, my peeps! Edited February 1, 2020 by goofygirl 1 6 Link to comment
JenE4 February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Wow! I can’t wait to see how they shuffle out four pictures next week for Michael. 11 4 Link to comment
kacesq February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Just now, JenE4 said: Wow! I can’t wait to see how they shuffle out four pictures next week for Michael. I would like MeganMyQueen to meet Miami Maria...I think Megan rationalizes the Sarah connection because of the kids, but to find out Forehead has another new female? Should wipe the smug right off of her overly made up face.... 4 10 Link to comment
candall February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Wait, is the whole "supersized" LAL just backloaded with this marriage bootcamp crap? I'm so disappointed! Well, if that was a cliffhanger, they got me. I can't wait to see the newest "female" in Michael's harem. 1 6 Link to comment
Maybeitsme February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, kacesq said: I would like MeganMyQueen to meet Miami Maria...I think Megan rationalizes the Sarah connection because of the kids, but to find out Forehead has another new female? Should wipe the smug right off of her overly made up face.... That would be glorious Also my thoughts on Chane Cheating before they were married? I ain't mad. He went home for awhile before they really got together. she constantly gave him the sidebar when chon got out so whatever. He doesn't owe her nothing 1 9 Link to comment
goofygirl February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 (edited) Really! Meganmyqueen is gonna get a smaller picture with that 4 pack they're gonna have to do with Miami Maria.... And it's probably NOT the ONLY additional picture of dummies that think the FOREHEAD is awesome. It'll look like the intro to the Brady Bunch before it's all over. What a douche. Edited February 1, 2020 by goofygirl 6 6 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, JenE4 said: Wow! I can’t wait to see how they shuffle out four pictures next week for Michael. If they add "definitely not Ludacris" and rock to the photo lineup, we'd have a relationship sextagon, right? 8 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 19 minutes ago, JenE4 said: I think when they first met Cheryl handed Tina’s husband a beer, and Tina freaked the hell out accusing her of trying to sleep with her husband! (Or am I confusing people?) That was her great offense. I never knew that, "I'm up, can I bring you something", "Sure, can you get me a beer?" really meant I want to have sex with you and steal you away from my boyfriend's mother. The more you know! 17 minutes ago, kacesq said: So Michael is bringing another “female” when he visits his girls? A female what? Please let it be a hedgehog! 9 2 Link to comment
Kiss my mutt February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 I call shenanigans on the broom closet too. They’re not going to just have that open when just about anything can be weaponized in prison. Makes a lovely story though. 1 7 Link to comment
Armchair Critic February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Michael needs that sweatshirt so he can remember what his daughters names are. I need to stop watching this on the couch because I dozed off again, will have to catch the rerun to see what I missed. 3 5 Link to comment
goofygirl February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Yep. Probably just a sack full of sperm and a turkey baster. Andrea got freaky with the turkey baster.... Ewww.... 3 1 Link to comment
sempervivum February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Chane is probably remembering all the shit he gave Lacey about her staying in contact with Chon. Now he's going to have to tell her (well he doesn't really have to, but he will to keep the audience tuning in) that he's slept with some anonymous bimbo not long before the wedding. 5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: Michael needs that sweatshirt so he can remember what his daughters names are. Not unless he can turn his head all the way around like in the Exorcist; he (or more likely Sarah) should have put the names on the front, upside down, so he could read them when he's talking to Pretty Girls 1 and 2. Although I don't think his family visit will last very long once Sarah gets a load of Miami Maria. 2 4 Link to comment
goofygirl February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 At LEAST he's got those armpits covered up! 1 2 5 Link to comment
Maybeitsme February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: Michael needs that sweatshirt so he can remember what his daughters names are. I need to stop watching this on the couch because I dozed off again, will have to catch the rerun to see what I missed. Yeah Michael has gotten way out of hand since getting out he is a user according to his sister day day, who seems to be the one really concerned about Sarah and his children. Sarah unfortunately is caught up in the show and maybe she gets paid so at least that's better than what he's trying to do, hell she's just now threatening to end the phone? I thought she already did that, I would first thing 7 Link to comment
Maybeitsme February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Oh wow Michael is so pissed cause Sarah is finally going to cut the phone 😅😘😩. Come on ma,I wanna take you with me to meet my pretty girls, but first you gotta get me a new phone ma. HA 4 5 Link to comment
Spike February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 1 hour ago, RealReality said: Chon, I'm pulling for you man! She said they paid off a trustee, but I still don't understand where this broom closet would be. NO CHON, YOU DO NOT NEED LACEY Cheryl - maybe pull dentures out when you can afford your own place? I just cannot with Michael wearing that fucking sweatshirt while acting defensive about putting his kids dead last. In my state a male inmate impregnated a female guard in a broom closet so they must exist in some prisons. And it was a maximum security facility. 1 3 Link to comment
Spike February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 1 hour ago, goofygirl said: She actually told those smart children of hers that " MOM GOT PREGNANT BY THE HOLY SPIRIT"?????? Well they do wear magic underwear. 1 hour ago, RealReality said: Well it's good you refuse to stay with Tina since she is kicking your rude ass out Tina is what 55 but sounds like Granny Clampett? 11 3 Link to comment
Spike February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 1 hour ago, JenE4 said: A haunted insane asylum! There has never been a wedding site more on the nose! Perfect! Better than that “cool ass dragon” castle. The padded walls are child safe. 7 2 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, Spike said: In my state a male inmate impregnated a female guard in a broom closet so they must exist in some prisons. And it was a maximum security facility. So, I would have thought the broom closet would be behind the visitor area. Like in an area where only inmates and guards are, just because I wouldn't think you'd want inmates having to routinely travel to a location visitors have access to because it would be so easy to smuggle stuff in or send unsupervised messages or just get into all sorts of security risk type stuff. So getting a female guard pregnant makes total sense (logistically, at least) but Lamar getting Andrea knocked up in a broom closet seems less likely. I mean of course why would they both like about it, there is no trashier conception story they could possibly be hiding so it's weird. 9 Link to comment
Maybeitsme February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Magic? I just think the woman is full of shit! She has played EVERYONE 3 Link to comment
Spike February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 1 hour ago, RealReality said: Malicious wounder chane calling chon trashy I love when inmates get all judgy with each other. 9 2 Link to comment
RealReality February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Just now, Maybeitsme said: Magic? I just think the woman is full of shit! She has played EVERYONE But to what end? Like what is the story that is more embarrassing than getting knocked up by an inmate in a broom closet???? 1 2 4 Link to comment
Spike February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 1 hour ago, goofygirl said: Even with the cap on, Chane's friend STILL looks like Charles Manson! Don't do it CHANE!! Chon's right around the corner! Waiting.... At least Manson is making sense right now! A hardware store is the perfect place to share deep dark secrets. 6 Link to comment
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