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AZChristian

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2 hours ago, floridamom said:

Oh my, look at the mess on the counter behind her in this other 26 minute video. Didn't she just move in to that house? A mess already? Poor Chris.

"Healing Begins in the Kitchen" unless your mother does not follow basic hygiene practices while cooking.  At which point, you'd need to read "Food Poisoning Begins in the Kitchen."

So in this video we see where the sink is in the corner, with what appears to be plenty of room on the countertop next to the sink.  So WHY are the paper towels at least 6 feet away on the other side of the stove?  If she doesn't understand basic common sense practices, why would I assume she knows ANYTHING about cooking?  

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A woman in her mid 50s like Amy, who has "lived on the farm for 30 years" and has mountains of 'things' to throw away or donate does NOT need a bridal shower. The purpose of a bridal shower, if they d

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She screwed up the title of the book and the husband’s name, and she’s only 20 seconds into the video.  Just start over.  What is she making with the yolks? Kem Ba-lay!  I wonder if he’s friends with Art Vandelay.

 

*Yes, I exaggerated the crème brûlée, but I did have to rewind it to understand what she said.

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I tried to watch this, but couldn’t get through it, and that’s saying something considering all the other time I’ve wasted on her videos.  I only watched about 8-10 minutes of it.  The two guests seemed fine.  I don’t know if they got better or worse during the video, but they both seemed way more comfortable doing this “vir-chul” cooking than Amy.  Amy stares blankly into the camera shredding cheese, but not before telling us food is necessary.  Good to know because I was feeling really guilty about eating every day.

Now, while we found out that food is necessary, the type is apparently not at all important, since Amy didn’t bother to get the actual ingredients called for in the recipe.  *sigh* 

She’s trying to shred cheese, “interviewing” Dr. Misner, fumbling with the book to remember the name of the item she is preparing, doing something with the stove. If this is any indication, I can’t wait for this essential workers “E-gather”.

 

*She did precut the onions, so I’ll give her two points for that.

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AZChristian

AZChristian

I have a thought about Amy's ownership of HER house. 

I don't know whether Chris is listed as a co-owner, but I tend to doubt it.  They have made it very clear that Chris will move into "Amy's house" at some point, before their marriage.

I suspect Amy doesn't want anyone else's name on the title, because she wants this house to run by HER rules.  If she wants it to devolve into the pig sty that the Roloff Farms main house became, she doesn't want anyone else to have any legal right to say, "This is my house, too.  I keep my stuff neat; please keep your stuff tidy as well."  As much as she resented Matt's requests and attempts to have their marital home tidy, I don't think she's going to allow another man feel he has the right to offer input on how the home should be maintained.

I still have a gut feeling that there will never be an Amy/Chris wedding.  When you're in your 50s, you don't postpone a wedding for over a year because you have so much else to do.  What could be a higher priority than marrying a person you supposedly love more than anything?  You can go to the courthouse or have a small affair at your local church.  That won't take much planning . . . if the MARRIAGE is a priority, not just just a WEDDING.  (Looking for another season of LPBW, Amy?)

 

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Scarlett45

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1 hour ago, AZChristian said:

That won't take much planning . . . if the MARRIAGE is a priority, not just just a WEDDING.  (Looking for another season of LPBW, Amy?)

I agree that a wedding would be scheduled around LPBW, as that’s the first priority not the marriage. I don’t doubt she has real feelings for Chris or anything like that, but getting good footage for the season is what’s important to her. 

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LucyEth

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It is definitely all about the wedding.  She is going to have Randy from "Say Yes to the Dress" make her a gown.  No doubt there will be several specials surrounding this wedding and it will be featured on the show IMO, after all the show is her paycheck.   Chris is almost 60, this BS about he has never been married before is just a  ridiculous excuse for a dog and pony show.

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4 hours ago, AZChristian said:

I have a thought about Amy's ownership of HER house. 

I don't know whether Chris is listed as a co-owner, but I tend to doubt it.  They have made it very clear that Chris will move into "Amy's house" at some point, before their marriage.

I suspect Amy doesn't want anyone else's name on the title, because she wants this house to run by HER rules.  If she wants it to devolve into the pig sty that the Roloff Farms main house became, she doesn't want anyone else to have any legal right to say, "This is my house, too.  I keep my stuff neat; please keep your stuff tidy as well."  As much as she resented Matt's requests and attempts to have their marital home tidy, I don't think she's going to allow another man feel he has the right to offer input on how the home should be maintained.

I still have a gut feeling that there will never be an Amy/Chris wedding.  When you're in your 50s, you don't postpone a wedding for over a year because you have so much else to do.  What could be a higher priority than marrying a person you supposedly love more than anything?  You can go to the courthouse or have a small affair at your local church.  That won't take much planning . . . if the MARRIAGE is a priority, not just just a WEDDING.  (Looking for another season of LPBW, Amy?)

 

I think you hit the nail on the head.

This whole thing about postponing the wedding because they're too busy or now the latest "excuse" that all the venues are booked blah, blah is a load of BS.

Amy presents herself as a very religious person and she always said that she doesn't approve of people living together outside of marriage so why not get married in a simple ceremony and then have a more elaborate wedding later on when they aren't so busy?

She'd rather be a hypocrite and go against her long held belief that living together outside of marriage is a sin and just live with Chris.... and she justifies it by saying that they're formally engaged so it's okay. 🙄

She's a convenient Christian and it's all about "do as I say... not as I do"

I think her kids are slightly pissed about her living with Chris because she always told them that living together was a sin and not acceptable....a few months ago Jer and Auj had an episode on their podcast about this very subject and how it was a sin, no exceptions.

On another note did anyone else catch it when she said that the reason Chris was at his house and she was alone is because he has a pet fish and he needed to be home to look after it.... Give me a break! 😂

We've had plenty of fish over the years and they're just fine overnight or even longer if you add a feeder block to their tank, no need to stay home and babysit. 🐠 

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AZChristian

AZChristian

4 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

On another note did anyone else catch it when she said that the reason Chris was at his house and she was alone is because he has a pet fish and he needed to be home to look after it.... Give me a break!

I've become convinced from watching Amy's cooking videos that the delusion is strong with this one . . . she believes that we believe whatever she says. 

She thinks we believe she's a great cook, when even those of us who are very basic cooks (like me) can pick out easily all of her kitchen missteps. 

She thinks we believe that a grown man has to go home to take care of a FISH?  Is it not in a bowl or tank?  Can it not be moved?  Does he have to take it out for walks a couple of times a day?

She thinks that just because SHE says that living together without marriage is okay, then everyone believes that she is not going against all of her Christian professions of faith and following the Bible.

Honestly, Christian hypocrites do more harm to organized religion than the devil ever did.  

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4 hours ago, Scarlett45 said:

I agree that a wedding would be scheduled around LPBW, as that’s the first priority not the marriage. I don’t doubt she has real feelings for Chris or anything like that, but getting good footage for the season is what’s important to her. 

I agree. 

If Amy didn’t postpone the wedding (there was never an original date announced) it’s very likely it wouldn’t be filmed. She has to have the dress hunt, which also wouldn’t have been filmed.

Amy needs an enema.

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LucyEth

LucyEth

2 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

On another note did anyone else catch it when she said that the reason Chris was at his house and she was alone is because he has a pet fish and he needed to be home to look after it.... Give me a break! 😂

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1 hour ago, AZChristian said:

She thinks we believe that a grown man has to go home to take care of a FISH?  Is it not in a bowl or tank?  Can it not be moved?  Does he have to take it out for walks a couple of times a day?

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Just a thought, if she feels strongly about not living together before marriage could they have gotten legally married or at least gotten the license (I think once you have the license you are legally married) and are saving a ceremony and reception for the show?

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38 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

least gotten the license (I think once you have the license you are legally married) and are saving a ceremony and reception for the show?

No, you aren't married when you get the license.  It has to be completed and filed.  As my daughter laughed, the minister had completed the form and they had signed before they had the ceremony.  She was going we can skip the ceremony now we're actually married.  The marriage won't be officially recorded until the form is filed as friends of mine discovered when they went to get a copy.  Their friend who was the officiant failed to file it timely so they were informed they weren't legally married.   A new license and immediate courthouse "wedding" ensued.

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2 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

In what year?

At the rate they're going, Ember can be the matron of honor and Jackson can be the best man.

Poor Bode and Lilah will be pouring punch and managing the guest book.  

Never.Gonna.Happen.

BTW, we watched the strawberry shortcake cake video.  Can't figure out why Amy cares about learning to pronounce "gateau."  Maybe she should work on "rhubar."

Forgot to count the finger licks and the hair pushing while cooking.  My favorite was getting butter on her finger and then pushing her hair back with that same finger.

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

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warning, contains finger licking, hair touching, and Amy will never be asked to endorse Kitchen Aid mixers.....

 

 

Who filmed this hot mess? She walks out of the frame repeatedly and half the time it’s shots of nothing.

Lots of finger licking and super phony enthusiasm. I’d love to know how much of her greasy hair ended up in the whipped cream mess she made after she all but stuck her head in the bowl a dozen times. Twenty minutes into the video, she bothered to get a stool.

 I was totally waiting for her to break a layer in half since she just carried them across the kitchen, tripping over a stool in the process. My personal favorites were her putting all the strawberries on the top.... and then pulling them off one at a time to scrape more frosting on to the top, and when she all but stuffed frosting up her nose to smell it.

 

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4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

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warning, contains finger licking, hair touching, and Amy will never be asked to endorse Kitchen Aid mixers.....

 

 

"And...umm, yeah..." . Great opening to your cooking instructions. A simple cake with 3 different types of cream...whipped cream, cream cheese and sour cream. Sounds complicated....said no one EVER.

I'm a really uneducated, uknowledgeable inexperienced cook. But even I can make a two layer white cake with whipped cream and strawberries. ETA: I used to make that cake for my terminally ill friend whose taste buds no longer worked due to chemo. Nevertheless, she loved my whipped cream strawberry white cake. ❤️

 

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AZChristian

AZChristian

3 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

She just might get a cooking show!  She's crazy in those cooking videos and some might just enjoy her lack of hygiene and expertise in the kitchen!

If momma June can get a tv show....anything is possible!

I think with today's pandemic going on, lots of us have become even MORE conscientious about kitchen hygiene.  It's been almost 3 months since I ate a bite of food that wasn't prepared in my own kitchen because I'm so concerned about cooks who lick their fingers, push their hair back with their hands, etc.  

To be honest, that cake looked good; but having watched Amy put it together, I'd politely decline a slice of it if offered.

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2 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

Is that the putrid lemon fudge again?  My mouth goes into spasms every time I see it!   Uggg.

I think that's chocolate fudge and peanut butter fudge.  They didn't have ANY fudge when I looked a couple of weeks ago, so they must have just gotten a new shipment in.

And regarding the lemon fudge . . . I know that Amy doesn't make any of it herself, but I just imagine her brushing her hair back out of her face, then scraping the lemon zest into her batter with the same hand as she did on her cake video.  No, THANK YOU.

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I guess Kitchen Aid won’t be asking to collaborate with Amy, LOL.  I think the cake itself is fine, nothing ground-breaking, but again who wants to watch her cleaning off the spatula when mixing the butter after already licking her fingers and why is she always licking them?  I mean some people are fans of the dirty crumpled paper towels in the camera shot, can we go back to that?

 I can’t even imagine the dinner conversation with Audrey, Jeremy, Amy and I’m guessing Chris.  I picture it as Jeremy giving Amy and Chris marriage advice, since he’s an expert now.  It’s not easy being married 38 minutes.  Audrey excusing herself constantly because she has to go post about how sore her boobs are.  Amy totally “fustrated” because nobody is trashing Matt, and Chris thinking to himself, “How long has this dinner been?  3 hours?  Gotta definitely be 3.  It’ll be over soon, how long does dinner last?  Couple of hours, then maybe another hour or two for conversation?  It’ll be over soon.  You almost made it. “  He looks down at his watch and the dinner has lasted 12 minutes thus far.  Chris slumps down in his chair, zones out, and goes to his “happy place”.

 

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floridamom

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Why does Amy continue to post these awful 'cooking' videos? I watched that strawberry cake video and it really was awful. Is she doing these alone? Is someone handling the camera? If so, they are terrible at it. We don't see what we need to see; like what's IN the mixing bowl, for example. Someone really needs to tell her. Amy seems to be uncomfortable doing these segments IMO. She comes off as fakey, fakey. How many times do we have to know her name and 'where she is'....in her Little Kitchen? Unprepared yet again, sadly.

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Jeanne222

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For some reason I was thinking about Chris.  My thoughts were that it they were to cast the perfect person to be Amy's boyfriend it would be Chris.

He's nice looking, well spoken with good manners.  Comes with no family drama.  Heck we've yet to see anybody connected to him other than a few motorcycle buddies.  We know hardly anything about him!

Everybody gets along with him because he's no threat being just a cast member!

Maybe Jacob will get another wild hair up his butt and spill the beans!

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Irate Panda

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12 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

For some reason I was thinking about Chris.  My thoughts were that it they were to cast the perfect person to be Amy's boyfriend it would be Chris.

He's nice looking, well spoken with good manners.  Comes with no family drama.  Heck we've yet to see anybody connected to him other than a few motorcycle buddies.  We know hardly anything about him!

Everybody gets along with him because he's no threat being just a cast member!

Maybe Jacob will get another wild hair up his butt and spill the beans!


I like Chris, I’m not sure how real their relationship is, but it seems far more real than that shitshow over on MBFFL.  I don’t know if they pushed the proposal part, but Chris and Amy at least seem to interact like people that date not actors.  Although, I will forever get a chuckle from whomever ( @Joan of Argh ??) started the swinging from the chandelier image of Amy and Chris.  
 

 

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Fostersmom

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With lots of papArika, and licked fingers...after touching raw meat. She also seems to think "washing her hands" means just wiping dirty hands on a dry paper towel. Don't miss out on her rancid looking potato pancakes and what must be cold brisket since she supposedly baked it for 4 hours.... and then picked up the casserole dish twice with her bare hands. 

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AZChristian

AZChristian

6 minutes ago, Fostersmom said:
With lots of papArika, and licked fingers...after touching raw meat. She also seems to think "washing her hands" means just wiping dirty hands on a dry paper towel. Don't miss out on her rancid looking potato pancakes and what must be cold brisket since she supposedly baked it for 4 hours.... and then picked up the casserole dish twice with her bare hands. 

Followed by posts from her guests that they are currently suffering from food poisoning.  (NOT kidding.)

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Followed by posts from her guests that they are currently suffering from food poisoning.  (NOT kidding.)

I did immediately think of this dinner when Audrey said she and Jeremy had food poisoning.  I don’t know when they got sick, but that timing of the post was ironic since Amy had made such a production about the dinner.  I actually felt a bit bad for Amy because I think some people would jump to the conclusion it was Amy’s food.  Audrey is now on Amy’s page gushing over the strawberry cake.   I wonder if that was to make nice.  Does she ever post on Amy’s page? I don’t keep up with the comments.

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AZChristian

AZChristian

3 minutes ago, DonnaMae said:

I was just looking at Amy's Instagram photos where there are lots and lots of photos of the candy, cookies and bread that you can buy from Amy's Little Kitchen.  Where are all these things made?  Certainly not in her little kitchen.  Do they come from a bakery in Portland?

According to her website, "her treats are made in a professional, licensed kitchen and may contain or come in contact with all manner of nuts, wheat, gluten, soy, dairy, and pretty much anything else you can imagine as a food allergen. If you have allergies or food sensitivities, please shop accordingly.” 

Anyone who has seen her videos would know automatically that hers is not a "professional, licensed kitchen."  The bakery she originally was contracted with was shut down temporarily due to a rat infestation.

She no more makes all the baked goods and fudge than she sews the aprons, cans the salsa, and roasts the coffee beans sold.  She's selling her name . . . not any products that she is personally involved with the making of.

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