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S23.E03: Week 3


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Did one of those girls throw her turkey leg onto the stage?!? What the—?! You know it’s a boring show when I’m kind of living for the pettiness of Caelynn and Heather(??)—are those their names? I still can’t figure out which one I’m supposed to be rooting against. But if all it takes is for Colton to acknowledge the existence of one to send the other into an emotional spiral, I’ll take it.

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Pardon? Blind folding, spanking with a paddle and playing the nervous game as a date idea while on tv...classy.  Then again, why am I surprised? This is The Bach we are watching. Talk about embarrassing for Colton. 

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Ok, I need to revise my comment above, I am living for Demi’s sultry and insulting ways getting everyone into a tizzy. Blindfolding and paddling Colton and then practically giving him a hand job with a mannequin hand! Basically telling that dark haired woman she’s a shriveled up, passive-aggressive old hag, then playing all coy and innocent with the other girl?! Demi gets my Wrong Reasons rose!

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I seriously hope blonde pageant girl is playing up this drama for cameras and doesn’t actually have so much insecurity. Girl has issues and should probably get some counselling. 

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I have no idea which one is Karlyn and which one is Hannah.

that damn little Demi.  A mannequin handjob.  I’d give her another shot if she’d stop torturing poor geriatric Tracey. 

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They never learn.  Clearly, pageant girl number one has never seen the show.  When the Bachelor/ette likes someone, they don't want to hear anything negative about them - ever.  That will get you eliminated. 

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Who was the girl (yes, girl) with the nanny who got busted for sex in the pool on BIP? Whatever her name is, Demi is the "her" for this season. Which means she will be around for many weeks whether Colton wants her there or not.

 I wonder what it would be like to be the Bach and be told to keep contestants you cannot stand. No wonder the Bach ends up in tears. Or jumping a six-foot fence and running away.

Is it Demi who has the nasal whine voice? Makes me want to stab my ears out.

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18 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Who was the girl (yes, girl) with the nanny who got busted for sex in the pool on BIP? Whatever her name is, Demi is the "her" for this season. Which means she will be around for many weeks whether Colton wants her there or not.

Corinne - who invented all the moves that Demi is using this season.  (Don't fact check me.  I haven't been watching for that long.  LOL)  

21 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

I have no idea which one is Karlyn and which one is Hannah.

Hannah's blonde, and looks and acts like a little kid.
Kaelyn's brunette, really good-looking, but something about her look is very plastic to me.  I guess the nose, but also other things too.

Speaking of plastic, now it's Elyse's segment.  I think Colton really likes that kind of look.

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Long time lurker, first time poster, etc etc.

 

I literally made this account because Elyse was driving me insane. She looked SO familiar, but I couldn't place it. Then it hit me; she looks (and sounds!) like Lindsay Lohan in the MyScene dolls thing. My childhood just came flooding back. 

 

 

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Rooting for Elyse to go on Bachelor Pad and meet a Bachelor Family guy from a few seasons back. I kind of agree with Demi that what do these women in their 30s want with an inexperienced and emotionally immature 26 year old? Maybe Chris Bukowski will slide out of retirement and into her DMs.

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3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Rooting for Elyse to go on Bachelor Pad and meet a Bachelor Family guy from a few seasons back. I kind of agree with Demi that what do these women in their 30s want with an inexperienced and emotionally immature 26 year old? Maybe Chris Bukowski will slide out of retirement and into her DMs.

Agreed.. but I don't think they always know who the Bachelor is going to be when they sign up, do they?  I mean let's face it, almost none of them are there for the Bachelor anyway.  They're there to sell Fab Fit Fun subscriptions.  

I'm 41 and Demi should irritate me with her 'older" woman hate.. but I can't help but chuckle over it.  Tracey, you'll never a successful cougar if you keep acting so insecure!

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9 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Rooting for Elyse to go on Bachelor Pad and meet a Bachelor Family guy from a few seasons back. I kind of agree with Demi that what do these women in their 30s want with an inexperienced and emotionally immature 26 year old? Maybe Chris Bukowski will slide out of retirement and into her DMs.

Duh, train him. ☺️

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3 minutes ago, GracieK said:

Agreed.. but I don't think they always know who the Bachelor is going to be when they sign up, do they?  I mean let's face it, almost none of them are there for the Bachelor anyway.  They're there to sell Fab Fit Fun subscriptions.  

I'm 41 and Demi should irritate me with her 'older" woman hate.. but I can't help but chuckle over it.  Tracey, you'll never a successful cougar if you keep acting so insecure!

True! She’ll be a certified influencer yet! I’m 44, so twice Demi’s age? I think she’s hilarious!  Tracey isn’t bringing anything to the table but a dour demeanor. The producers will keep her around a while because she’s so easily riled.

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34 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

 

Kaelyn's brunette, really good-looking, but something about her look is very plastic to me.  I guess the nose, but also other things too.

 

It’s the unnatural size, angle, and color of her veneers.  They don’t fit her face. 

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So many of these girls are so insecure, its legit sad to me. 

Damn, Colton is trying so hard to start a conversation, and she is giving him nothing! Its like talking to a giggly brick wall. She has nothing to talk about in her life? Nothing at all?

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25 minutes ago, nutty1 said:

I want to snark on Colton, but he’s a nice guy. 

I’m feeling Colton.  He’s decent and doing a good job so far.  I also am feeling Tayshia.  She’s gorgeous and seems cool.

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That was a crazy conversation.  Was she just nervous or does she really have nothing to say?  I get not having an emotional story but why can’t you just talk to him about your life in general?  And don’t tell him you feel behind. Jump in and make yourself relevant.  

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WTH?!  It’s not like this girl did something so egregious that he had to humiliate her and send her home NOW instead of waiting until tomorrow’s rose ceremony! Buuut, the car was already on stand-by, so I suppose the producers made him send someone home today for dramatic purposes. Sure, girl, he won’t remember you existed let alone regret his life choices over you.

2 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

This poor girl Katelyn says she's had a good life and Colton is like "I'm kick punting this girl the fuck out of my life!!!!!!!!!"

Jesus.

Daaamn. Who knew the sob story was a legitimate pre-requisite for a journey on this show?!? 

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Colton seems like the kind of guy who wants his woman to need him on some level.  Your life is happy?  There’s no deep, emotional trauma in your life that you’d like big, strong Colton to fix?  Hit the road...not interested.

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16 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Daaamn. Who knew the sob story was a legitimate pre-requisite for a journey on this show?!? 

I think you're being sarcastic....  But I still think it made Colton look dumb.

Speaking of reasons I could never be on this show, a pool party on international television!  Hell no.

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This blonde woman with the cute dimples keeps egging on Hannah.  I get that it's producer driven but why does dimples play along.  

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA THE HISS!  AS SOON AS SOMEONE MAKES IT INTO A GIF I'LL BRING IT HERE!

VIDEO OF HANNAH DOING THE HISS.  I'M MAKING THIS TO A GIF NOW

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4 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

I think you're being sarcastic....  But I still think it made Colton look dumb.

Speaking of reasons I could never be on this show, a pool party on international television!  Hell no.

Oh my god no.  In my wig and stretched out bikini. 

wait, I thought he sent the Hanna nemesis home.  Didn’t he? 

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12 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

WTH?!  It’s not like this girl did something so egregious that he had to humiliate her and send her home NOW instead of waiting until tomorrow’s rose ceremony! Buuut, the car was already on stand-by, so I suppose the producers made him send someone home today for dramatic purposes. Sure, girl, he won’t remember you existed let alone regret his life choices over you.

Daaamn. Who knew the sob story was a legitimate pre-requisite for a journey on this show?!? 

Anyone notice her face light up when he got serious and then she looked down at the table and realized there was no group date rose on it and her face fell. Too good. 

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I dont know if it was a lack of sob story, or if it was a lack of anything. He kept trying to find things to talk to her about, and none of the conversations were taking off. Apparently nothing of impact has happened to her, good or bad. Its hard to tell. But, I dont think they had to walk her off and everything. That seems uncalled for producers!

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