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PerfectPrincess

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  1. I was HOWLING during the tailgate party when one of the men held up a football pad (whatever the heck they’re called!) and let Hannah “take out her anger” on it only for her to throw her entire body weight forward and fall. Hilarious! One thing I really like about her is that she doesn’t do anything in half measures, lol.
  2. Unrelated, but I finally realized who Colton reminds me of — Moose from the Archie comics.
  3. Also, I think a lot of us called it that Colton was an “anything but” virgin. He fully admitted it in the FS TH. “I’ve done pretty much everything else”. So why is his virginity an entire thing? (I mean, what even IS virginity, really?)
  4. The whistling killed me. Oh my GOD. Harrison genuinely thought if he whistled, Colton would come. WHISTLE! As if Colton had the high pitched sensitivity of a dog who doesn’t know his own name and will only respond to that method. Toot toot, Colton.
  5. Oh man, I actually laughed out loud during that group date when Hannah G sat there looking like a deer in headlights as the others fought. Poor girl! I love that she didn’t say a word at all and Colton basically went “yeah, just head back to the hotel, we’re good.”
  6. I was pretty convinced Kirpa burned herself with a curling iron or something, but here's the actual story (according to her, anyway): here
  7. Whoever chugged her champagne mid-air and cannon-balled into the pool is my hero. That's how I want to live my life. Inoffensive is the perfect word for Colton. He's a bachelor who I definitely won't remember within the next few years. (Still think he was an awful choice, but I suppose that's neither here nor there anymore).
  8. He even gave her examples. "Board games?" Latch onto it, girl. It doesn't have to be the truth. Colton's not going to fact-check if Caitlyn's family really plays Monopoly every other Saturday. It was strange to me.
  9. I think the worst part about the whole pageant feud is that from where I'm sitting, it looks like NOTHING happened whatsoever. Colton keeps searching for a moment in time where the two ripped the other's extensions out, but all either girl has to say is that the other is somehow manipulative. There was no actual fight that went down; or if there was, it'd be nice for someone to mention it.
  10. Long time lurker, first time poster, etc etc. I literally made this account because Elyse was driving me insane. She looked SO familiar, but I couldn't place it. Then it hit me; she looks (and sounds!) like Lindsay Lohan in the MyScene dolls thing. My childhood just came flooding back.
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