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Mama June: From Not To Hot: Seasons 1-6


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8 hours ago, sempervivum said:

(Weakly) well, Gina hasn't done a porno for almost 10 years... maybe she 'turned her life around'?

However, this is getting uncomfortable. June has this person 'managing' her vulnerable 13 year old daughter. Ew.

Plenty of ex adult film actresses are teachers or do other jobs or have/interact with kids. How does her past have anything to do with her managing a kid? She was in adult films, she wasn't a sex trafficker. At "worst" she's open to people not being shamed for what they do, which doesn't seem like a bad thing.

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25 minutes ago, Absolom said:

What a fake setup was that bedroom arrangement?

Jennifer looked like she was holding herself back from laughing a few times when her and June were supposed to be angry with each other fighting. Remember in the first season when June was wearing prosthetics to make herself look fatter and her face cracked in one of the restaurant scenes? This show is surreal, they know we know it's fake and I am here for the ridiculousness.

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Jennifer's scales clearly read 326, not 226. I rewound to make sure. And Geno's one to talk about weight.  He looks like he is ready to give birth any day now! I'm wondering if Jennifer's extra weight all those years wrecked her knees.  She does not walk as much as waddle.

This show is so obviously scripted and the actors are horrible.  Yet I watch!  Hi, my name is Rebky, and I am addicted to "reality" tv **hangs head in shame**

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4 hours ago, Rebky said:

Jennifer's scales clearly read 326, not 226. I rewound to make sure. And Geno's one to talk about weight.  He looks like he is ready to give birth any day now! I'm wondering if Jennifer's extra weight all those years wrecked her knees.  She does not walk as much as waddle.

This show is so obviously scripted and the actors are horrible.  Yet I watch!  Hi, my name is Rebky, and I am addicted to "reality" tv **hangs head in shame**

I read 326 also.   And when the Life Coach asked June how much weight she had lost with her WLS, her response was 'a size 4'.  They then showed her in her red dress she wore to Sugar Bears wedding.   Maybe her seamstress sewed a size 4 tag into her clothes but the is no way June was ever a size 4. Due to some medical issues a few years ago,  I had lost a lot of weight,  at 100 lbs, I was a 4, my waist was 18 inches,   at 87 lbs, I was a size 0/1.  I'm not saying June did not look good but looked to be more of a 12.  

Her face looks very bloated right now.  

What was up with Pumpkin dumping Alana off at husband's work, why could she not take her to the dr.   And why is Alana having to go stay at their 1 bedroom apartment with no furniture rather than Pumpkin,  husband & baby staying at the house. 

Guess that makes a better fake storyline. 

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On 3/29/2019 at 10:57 PM, pieinmyeye said:
On 3/25/2019 at 5:02 PM, Cowgirl said:

Geno's calling everyone dude drives me insane!!! I should say more insane because I apparently already am for watching this disaster of a family. He got extremely nervous for someone with just a probation warrant.

When Geno refers to everyone : female & male as ‘dude’, i assume it’s something to do with the fact that he’s a convict who was in prison for years and he talks like a jailbird.Now referring to all out of habit as ‘dude’

* i was a bit surprised that Jennifer already had skin removed since she’s still in the 300’s.  Usually DrNow on my600lblife has the patients get closer to goal weight for skin removal unless it’s one of those giant 50lb tumors they’re dragging around impeding mobility. 

* Alana has a pretty face , it’s a shame she’s been taught such horrendous eating habits. Ella is a cutie pitootie.   Also Chubbs was obese when they showed her at the family party. She was always my favorite on HBB.  June did ruin her children with poor nutrition. 

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If you're willing to go to a plastic surgeon, then you can get skin removal or anything else any time you're willing to pay for it.     

A friend (who happens to be a Family Practice doctor) had lost a lot of weight, and had the bat wing arms.      Instead of getting 3/4 length sleeves, she wanted skin removal.     

She consulted a top plastic surgeon, and not only did she get the spiel for how much she needed the bat wings gone, but the told her how great she would look with a breast lift, enhancement, tummy tuck, and some other procedures.   The surgery was supposed to last over 8 hours, and be at the surgery center the surgeon used.    She left and never went back.    

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I think the Pumpkin talking head at the beginning of these episodes is referring to the latest arrest.   

I've never liked Jennifer,  but I have to say she's coming off way better than June.   Could be editing though...

Either way,  they are all a mess and Alaina is suffering the most.   She's 5 months older than my son and has way more avoidable stress in her life.   That poor girl has never had a normal life. 

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I suspect that in real life June and Jennifer are friendly with each other and their fights are all just a story arc.  As others have said, there are many times when both of them seem to be suppressing a smile or even laughter.  This was probably my least favorite episode because of the over-the-top fake fake fakery.  I know it's all fake, but this was too much.

Why couldn't Alana go to the doctor's office with Pumpkin?  Oh yeah, to create so much fun terrorizing her brother-n-law on his first day of work by making him face his fear of heights.  Also, there's no way he would be expected to empty a latrine without protective gloves on.  I noticed he eventually put on goggles, but bare-handed?  Really?  And did anybody notice how spotlessly clean those floors were were he worked?  

If Pumpkin and Josh can't afford furniture and June is paying their first 3 months' rent, what are they doing with all their money?  She makes a shit-load per episode and he gets a paycheck too.  Maybe Ella gets paid as well?  I should think so.

When Sugar Bear and Geno were playing pool and the woman approached them, does anybody know what Geno said he would do to her?  "D _ _ _ her down." was the caption.  And his comment about the brown marks between their legs?  If Sugar Bear is grossed out, you know it's bad.

Glad you guys noticed Jennifer's actual weight as 326 and not 226.  So, she's actually 116 pounds more than June and not just 16?  That sounds right.  Wonder why she kept saying 16 pounds then?

And does Alana still have that cat?  We never see it and there's no mention of it.  Alana is not going to know what to do with herself when this show ends.

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I feel like there's a lot going on beneath the surface...June spoke some real truth when she said that she wasn't comfortable being thin.  I don't know why Geno got the good-guy edit for so long...unless they were trying to spin this "sweet family" narrative until they couldn't anymore.   And wtf are "brown spots" when you walk? Is that even a thing?

Someone said they thought June was a nice, albeit misguided, lady once upon a time.  I used to agree...but there's this desperate nastiness to her right now.

None of this bothers me as much as disgusting food shenanigans, though, so as long as there's not too much of that, I'll keep watching!

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20 hours ago, slasherboy said:

When Sugar Bear and Geno were playing pool and the woman approached them, does anybody know what Geno said he would do to her?  "D _ _ _ her down." was the caption.  And his comment about the brown marks between their legs?  If Sugar Bear is grossed out, you know it's bad.

"Dick her down".  I can kind of KIND OF see it being guy talk if it was a pretty girl, but it was an old drunk lady with a Santa sweatshirt!  

39 minutes ago, teapot said:

And wtf are "brown spots" when you walk? Is that even a thing?

None of this bothers me as much as disgusting food shenanigans, though, so as long as there's not too much of that, I'll keep watching!

Brown spots are the chub rub between the legs.  The chafing. 

I'm with you, I hate food fights, ruined, thrown around food. 

This episode was fakety fake.  Like Alana can't watch herself while Pumpkin goes to the doctor.  And even then, who would drop off their kid sister to your husbands first day on the job?  Just walk right up.  It is getting bad.  

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"Dick her down."  I don't even know what that means.  Fuck her?  Eeeewwwwww.....  But then again, he has sex with June and shaves her pubic area on national TV so I guess he'd stick it in anything.  I was going to say lady parts, but June is no lady.

I've seen those brown spots on heavy women at the pool.  Since this is caused by chaffing, I wonder why it's brown and not red.

One thing about this show, I'm having conversations that I never in my life expected to have!  And "dick her down" ..... learning new phrases to use at Thanksgiving!  

I doubt it's on camera, but I wish we could have seen the arrest in Alabama and the crack discovery.  That would have been reality TV at it's best.  While I couldn't give a shit about June or Geno, I do feel badly for Alana.  She really loved that man and considered him one of her dads.  She needs to get away from that family and be raised by parents with some sense.  Maybe this will make that happen, but I doubt it.  She would either go to Sugar Bear & Jennifer, her grandmother, or one of her sisters and I wouldn't trust any of them to do a better job than June (maybe the grandmother; don't know enough about her; don't know anything about her).

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5 hours ago, teapot said:

disgusting food shenanigans

On the old show HBB filled the tub with mayo and then laid in it. I had to turn the channel, it was disgusting let alone a waste of food.

I have never seen the brown marks Geno speaks of, I guess I should count myself lucky. June doesn't seem to have the best hygiene so maybe that's why she attracts the type of men she does. Speaking of that, I am not buying that Sugar Bear is as lustful for Jennifer as they try to play.

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5 hours ago, slasherboy said:

"Dick her down."  I don't even know what that means.  Fuck her?  Eeeewwwwww.....  But then again, he has sex with June and shaves her pubic area on national TV so I guess he'd stick it in anything.  I was going to say lady parts, but June is no lady.

I've seen those brown spots on heavy women at the pool.  Since this is caused by chaffing, I wonder why it's brown and not red.

One thing about this show, I'm having conversations that I never in my life expected to have!  And "dick her down" ..... learning new phrases to use at Thanksgiving!  

I doubt it's on camera, but I wish we could have seen the arrest in Alabama and the crack discovery.  That would have been reality TV at it's best.  While I couldn't give a shit about June or Geno, I do feel badly for Alana.  She really loved that man and considered him one of her dads.  She needs to get away from that family and be raised by parents with some sense.  Maybe this will make that happen, but I doubt it.  She would either go to Sugar Bear & Jennifer, her grandmother, or one of her sisters and I wouldn't trust any of them to do a better job than June (maybe the grandmother; don't know enough about her; don't know anything about her).

If I remember correctly,  the grandma can't stand June! Smart woman!!

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7 hours ago, teapot said:

I feel like there's a lot going on beneath the surface...June spoke some real truth when she said that she wasn't comfortable being thin.  I don't know why Geno got the good-guy edit for so long...unless they were trying to spin this "sweet family" narrative until they couldn't anymore.   And wtf are "brown spots" when you walk? Is that even a thing?

Someone said they thought June was a nice, albeit misguided, lady once upon a time.  I used to agree...but there's this desperate nastiness to her right now.

None of this bothers me as much as disgusting food shenanigans, though, so as long as there's not too much of that, I'll keep watching!

June is absolutely repulsive....she actually thinks she is a sexy hottie! She also said Geno is her sexy man!!  Everytime she speaks her "lines" she has a smirk on her face.  

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On 4/15/2019 at 1:39 PM, slasherboy said:

"Dick her down."  I don't even know what that means.  Fuck her?  Eeeewwwwww.....  But then again, he has sex with June and shaves her pubic area on national TV so I guess he'd stick it in anything.  I was going to say lady parts, but June is no lady.

One thing about this show, I'm having conversations that I never in my life expected to have!  And "dick her down" ..... learning new phrases to use at Thanksgiving!  

Yeah, to fuck her.  Don't feel bad, I had to ask my boyfriend what he said, then after, what that meant. 

I knew June's mom can't stand June, but I also wonder how good of a person she is if she raised June.  Then again, sometimes parents do the best job they can and their child still turns out wrecked.  

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I'm calling editing shenanigans, some of those scenes were filmed later and edited in later. Pumpkin's hair was different in that last scene when she answered the phone call from June after June was going through Geno's phone. Also I would bet that phone call from the manager Gina to June about the d*ck pics was edited in later too.

I'm not saying Geno is a great guy, but they are throwing him under the bus because June needs to look innocent so she can keep the reality gravy train running. When in reality this is not June's first time at the rodeo, she has been with bad men before and has prior arrests so she is not an innocent lamb led to the slaughter. 

Also it's lame when they say people commenting on them are "jealous". No I am not jealous of Alana or June. If you get paid to parade around like circus freaks then you know you are going to get some bad comments and frankly that is just part of the deal. If you don't want your life commented on then don't live it in public. I knew Alana was going to look awkward on DTWTS Jr. and I was embarrassed for her, maybe her mother should have looked out for her daughter too rather than the paycheck.

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1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I'm calling editing shenanigans, some of those scenes were filmed later and edited in later. Pumpkin's hair was different in that last scene when she answered the phone call from June after June was going through Geno's phone. Also I would bet that phone call from the manager Gina to June about the d*ck pics was edited in later too.

I'm not saying Geno is a great guy, but they are throwing him under the bus because June needs to look innocent so she can keep the reality gravy train running. When in reality this is not June's first time at the rodeo, she has been with bad men before and has prior arrests so she is not an innocent lamb led to the slaughter. 

Also it's lame when they say people commenting on them are "jealous". No I am not jealous of Alana or June. If you get paid to parade around like circus freaks then you know you are going to get some bad comments and frankly that is just part of the deal. If you don't want your life commented on then don't live it in public. I knew Alana was going to look awkward on DTWTS Jr. and I was embarrassed for her, maybe her mother should have looked out for her daughter too rather than the paycheck.

That's exactly what I was saying.   If you didn't parade your daughter all over TV for a buck,  she wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.    June is a horrible mother.  

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No, this show isn’t scripted. Sugar Bear just happened to have a clown wig, shoes, and makeup. I guess he put the makeup on while he was driving to the party. The drive from where he lives to Hampton is 1.5 hours. Minimum! That’s just one example of the phoniness. However, I don’t doubt for a second that Geno’s online activities are true. I wouldn’t trust him any farther than I can throw my refrigerator. 

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1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Also that "calendar" of Sugar Bear's looked like a prop, something quickly printed off and slapped together by a crew member just to be used for a story line.

That’s exactly what I thought. And what wife who isn’t working leaves it to the husband to plan the party? Not to mention showing up at his job to discuss it!

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I thought the same thing, a stay at home mother would be the one planning the party. It's like they are not even trying to hide how scripted this whole thing is.

Jennifer can get as thin as she wants but unfortunately her body is misshapen and that walk of hers is terrible, she looks like she has hip problems. Now she says she is going to have work on her face? Taking care of that stringy mop of hair would help a lot. Does she really think women are chasing after Sugar Bear? I guess he is employed so that might make him a catch there.

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Who is the target audience for this mess?  If they're trying to appeal to 13-year-old girls who might identify (sarcasm) with Alana, well, things really took a dark turn tonight and I don't think it's appropriate at all for young girls.  Or boys, for that matter.  The language alone would curl my own Mother's toenails.  And did June really call her daughter and read that nasty text?  Shouldn't she call a close friend (I know, she doesn't have any) or her sister with that stuff?  Why lay that shit (speaking of language) on her child?

Alana looked HUGE in this episode.

June making that cake her her nasty fingers and licking them?  That right there is why I never eat anything other than my own food at pot lucks.

Ella is precious.

I can't believe I continue to sit through this show week after week ..... and look forward to it!  At least we're all in this together!  See you next Friday!

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8 hours ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

WTF did I just waste an hour of my life on??

Come to the dark side of reality tv addiction, my friend (see my last post on this show). I mean, I feel the pain (and self loathing) of realizing that it is Friday night, and what am I doing?  Watching this piece-o-crap show. While I am ashamed of myself, you better believe I WILL be watching next Friday night! 

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Eh, I watch this for the laughs. These are cartoon characters to me. I was roaring non-stop during that birthday party, to the extent that Mr. Sempervivum came in to see what was causing the hilarity: 'Ugh, not those hillbillies again!'

But, TMI x 100000000 for June's man problems. As if the upcoming drug bust weren't enough, did we really have to know that creepy Geno tries to get with 'fans'! I can't believe I feel like Sugar Bear is the soul of virtue now...

I guess they want to make real sure that we have lots of valid reasons for 1)June to take drugs herself (sob, her heart is broken 😭) and 2)Geno to depart for real.

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13 hours ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

That's exactly what I was saying.   If you didn't parade your daughter all over TV for a buck,  she wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.    June is a horrible mother.  

Alana WANTS the spotlight. It's very, very obvious. This is not a child who is being forced into anything. 

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I am going to say what "ruined" Ella's birthday party wasn't having Sugar Bear the clown, it was the table of judgement.  It's a child's birthday party; doesn't have to be a big deal. June, DoeDoe and Pumpkin sitting at a table and sneering was so silly.  So much is setup for storyline in this show.

Am I surprised that Geno is trying to use his "fame" to get some strange? Nope.  Do I care? Nope.  Yet again June has terrible taste in men.   

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3 hours ago, newyawk said:

Article about Geno and the woman he sexted:

https://theblast.com/mama-junes-boyfriend-sexting-other-women/

It does have a photo of Geno in bed that he sent to the woman, and a photo of the woman, but you do not have to worry about dick pics, none with the article.

Well at least the picture was of his goiderless side

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1 hour ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am going to say what "ruined" Ella's birthday party wasn't having Sugar Bear the clown, it was the table of judgement.  It's a child's birthday party; doesn't have to be a big deal. June, DoeDoe and Pumpkin sitting at a table and sneering was so silly.  So much is setup for storyline in this show.

Am I surprised that Geno is trying to use his "fame" to get some strange? Nope.  Do I care? Nope.  Yet again June has terrible taste in men.   

Not to mention it was beyond OBVIOUS who the perfect clown would be - JOSH!  Very little make up would have been needed - just spray some red hair dye on the curly mop of his and done!

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4 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

Well at least the picture was of his goiderless side

Good Lord Geno is hideous. He looks like a decrepit dead body in casket in that pic he dm’d. 

Cant tell what his tatts are in the pic but I’d imagine since they’re covered with long sleeves on the show they’re prolly prison Nazi b.s. 

Since mamaJ is trashy her pick of men are lowlives. The show tried to make Geno into mr.niceguy but he’s obviously not given his criminal record , recent probation & drug arrest and using his mamaJ fame to pursue women.  ****Stay single June and focus on hanging with baby Ella and getting yourself & Alana healthy *****

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On 4/20/2019 at 12:47 AM, slasherboy said:

Alana looked HUGE in this episode.

It might have just been an unflattering sweater but when she walked into the kitchen with Pumpkin she looked like she's probably closer to 300lbs than she is to 200lbs.  

13 hours ago, newyawk said:

Alana WANTS the spotlight. It's very, very obvious. This is not a child who is being forced into anything. 

She definitely wants now it but I don't think she was ever really allowed to make an informed choice.  She was 7 (?) when they started, she had no way of knowing how intrusive having her life on tv would be.  I still don't think she truly understands what this means for her and her future.  She says she wants to move on to actual acting but that's not going to happen with the amount of negative press and opinions that already exist about her and her family.  I said it before and I'll say it again, they turned that girl into a punchline and she hasn't realized it yet.

6 hours ago, DNR said:

Since mamaJ is trashy her pick of men are lowlives. The show tried to make Geno into mr.niceguy but he’s obviously not given his criminal record , recent probation & drug arrest and using his mamaJ fame to pursue women.  ****Stay single June and focus on hanging with baby Ella and getting yourself & Alana healthy *****

I don't know how long they thought they could keep who Geno really is hidden under the Mr. Nice Guy edit.  His true colours were bound to come out eventually.  June's no better, no one with even a shred of decency or a soul would ever consider repeatedly hooking up with a man that raped her daughter.  The best option would be for Alana to be raised by an actual adult who gives a shit about her beyond a paycheque and let June go date as many lowlives and pedophiles as her heart desires, far, far away from the kids who had no choice in this circus.

In the grand scheme of things this is so minor but still, does June not own a wooden spoon she could have mixed that cake with?

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28 minutes ago, rachel1496 said:

She definitely wants now it but I don't think she was ever really allowed to make an informed choice.  She was 7 (?) when they started, she had no way of knowing how intrusive having her life on tv would be.  I still don't think she truly understands what this means for her and her future.  She says she wants to move on to actual acting but that's not going to happen with the amount of negative press and opinions that already exist about her and her family.  I said it before and I'll say it again, they turned that girl into a punchline and she hasn't realized it yet.

This is 7 years old and was a prescient warning:

https://www.theonion.com/you-do-of-course-realize-that-this-is-going-to-end-ve-1819584782

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I bet a lot of the disgust the grandmother has for June is the fact that when the daughter was living with her, one of June's sex offender boyfriends molested the child, and when she told June, it was ignored.     She refused to believe it even after the man went to jail for molesting others also.    Then there's the fact that two of her daughters have the same sperm donor, who is also a sex offender in prison for many years (Chubbs and Pumpkin).   Anna's sperm donor also has a prison record.      Then there was the boyfriend that was when the previous show was cancelled, who was also convicted of assaulting Anna, and others, and was her boyfriend when she was house shopping, and is a registered sex offender.   That's the one that she denied she was dating, even after pictures surfaced of him in the house, and on trips.  (Thanks Giant Misfit, article was informative, but icky). 

Geno is actually better than the other ex-cons she dated, because he's not a sex offender.  

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2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Then there was the boyfriend that was when the previous show was cancelled, who was also convicted of the same offense, and was around all of the time on trips, and when she was house shopping.   That's the one that she denied she was dating, even after pictures surfaced of him in the house, and on trips

That was the one who went to prison for sexually assaulting Anna, Mark McDaniel.

The Daily Mail has a helpful rundown of the revolving door of criminals June has dated and exposed to her children. 

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