Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[Rebecca]

I found an article about David’s new “business” and it talks about Jamie’s husband (the previous owner) and I wonder why the hell he associates with Jenelle and David?! He’s done two tours in Afghanistan (remember when Jenelle told Nathan she wished his brother had died when he was there serving..) and he won an award for saving some random people’s lives when he saw some idiots doing target practice in an unsafe area. We know how into gun safety the Easons are! David would BE the guy doing the unsafe shooting, not the one stopping it. It’s baffling they are friends but maybe they just wanted a sucker to buy the business. I think I heard they moved away? The article: https://starcasm.net/jenelle-and-david-eason-now-run-a-scuba-diving-business-previously-owned-by-a-friend/

Edited June 26, 2018 by Rebecca

[Mkay]

2 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Drug what?! Oooooh, you mean "drug salesmen". 

Sales and distribution.  

[druzy]

3 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Drug what?! Oooooh, you mean "drug salesmen". 

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

Sales and distribution.  

@CaliforniaLove and @Mkay you need to collaborate your talents and open a professional resume writing business.  

[heatherchandler]

From one of her twitter rants-

 

We all have opinions and sometimes they can be a**holes, everyone has one.

 

She sure mangled ‘opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.’  

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

@CaliforniaLove and @Mkay you need to collaborate your talents and open a professional resume writing business.  

Lol This has stuck with me ever since I worked on a casino cruise.  For the manifest we had to ask certain questions for the passengers first cruise. I asked a guy what his occupation was and he said something like weed.  I told him I can’t write that.  So he said “sales and distribution.”  I died.  LOLOLOL That was almost 20 yrs ago and I have never forgotten it. Hahaha

Edited June 27, 2018 by Mkay

[druzy]

2 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Lol This has stuck with me ever since I worked on a casino cruise.  For the manifest we had to ask certain questions for the passengers first cruise. I asked a guy what his occupation was and he said something like weed.  I told him I can’t write that.  So he said “sales and distribution.”  I died.  LOLOLOL 

^^^This made my night! ?

[Stusan]

[KittyKat133]

20 hours ago, Rebecca said:

It can’t be very common for someone’s pool to be worth more than their acres of land, right? Wow, Jenelle fails so spectacularly. Maybe this is her karmic comeuppance finally for all the things she’s gotten away with in the past.

Actually, here in NY, a pool either decreases or has no influence on value if a home. That makes it even sadder for the swamp monsters. 

[druzy]

11 minutes ago, Stusan said:

This is impressive-you have skillz! 

[Stusan]

1 minute ago, druzy said:

This is impressive-you have skillz! 

Thanks, @druzy.  I literally was lying in bed reading the boards as I do most night before bed, and I just got a wild hair to photoshop something.

Every year for Christmas I gift my sister a subscription to US Weekly and every year I make a fake cover photoshopping my sister into all kinds of celebrity news from the past year.  I can photoshop someone's head on to almost anything at this point.  Perhaps I should add that as a skill to my resume.

[druzy]

1 minute ago, Stusan said:

Thanks, @druzy.  I literally was lying in bed reading the boards as I do most night before bed, and I just got a wild hair to photoshop something.

Every year for Christmas I gift my sister a subscription to US Weekly and every year I make a fake cover photoshopping my sister into all kinds of celebrity news from the past year.  I can photoshop someone's head on to almost anything at this point.  Perhaps I should add that as a skill to my resume.

You need to sell this service on Etsy! You can sell downloads-it's passive income. With your talent you probably already have an Etsy shop.

On topic: Jenelle loves Etsy. She purchased most of her wedding accessories on Etsy. 

[lovesnark]

7 minutes ago, druzy said:

You need to sell this service on Etsy! You can sell downloads-it's passive income. With your talent you probably already have an Etsy shop.

On topic: Jenelle loves Etsy. She purchased most of her wedding accessories on Etsy. 

The swamp nuptials were an Etsy extravaganza and so was Endtable's lameass birthday photo shoot. Someone on Twitter posted all the reviews Jenelle made on Etsy for the wedding stuff and it was really funny. Some of those folks on Twitter are such gifted snarkers!

[NannyBails]

20 hours ago, lovesnark said:

Jenelle is really lucky Jax is such a laid back dog. She never bothered to have him neutered and he's allowed to roam around as he pleases. She's lucky he hasn't got a whiff of a female in heat and gone looking for a date and been hit by a car or something. Unfortunately, it's getting harder and harder to find a rental anywhere that allows pets, especially large dogs.  My landlord's policy prohibits me from allowing certain breeds of dogs in my rental and because of stupid, irresponsible people, pits are at the top of the list.

Yes to the comment about Jax.  Boo to the comment about breed bans, which really should be "uninformed owner bans" instead.   

[Mkay]

 

 

[CaliforniaLove]

Was Jenelle trying to throw shade at Chelsea because of Chelsea's extensions? She does realize she looks like Lithgow & Elvira had a threesome with the moon & had a hate-child (I would never call Jenelle anything with the word "love" in it)?

Nice staged picture of David "napping" with Kaiser. Sickos. 

[lovesnark]

1 hour ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Was Jenelle trying to throw shade at Chelsea because of Chelsea's extensions? She does realize she looks like Lithgow & Elvira had a threesome with the moon & had a hate-child (I would never call Jenelle anything with the word "love" in it)?

Nice staged picture of David "napping" with Kaiser. Sickos. 

Yes, she was. Her jealously of Chelsea eats her up. I was bored the other day and rewatched one of the 'Best of the Worst of Jenelle' on Youtube again. It was the one where she flat out lies to production and Barb about being pregnant with Endtable. One of the next clips was of her whining to UBT about how all the hatters were being mean to her and why weren't they happy and congratulating her like everyone was Chelsea. 

[Mkay]

Yes, she was throwing shade at Chelsea.  

[BitterApple]

I actually hate Chelsea's extensions, but Jenelle needs to mind her own business.

[LBS]

Never change Randy!

[monicageller]

Oh Babs ❤

[guilfoyleatpp]

7 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Was Jenelle trying to throw shade at Chelsea because of Chelsea's extensions? She does realize she looks like Lithgow & Elvira had a threesome with the moon & had a hate-child (I would never call Jenelle anything with the word "love" in it)?

Nice staged picture of David "napping" with Kaiser. Sickos. 

omg please post that to her on twitter...

[FairyDusted]

2 hours ago, monicageller said:

Oh Babs ❤

I liked and commented. It was at the top of my page tonight.

[ghoulina]

15 hours ago, LBS said:

Never change Randy!

Right? I love Papa Randy! 

Jenelle's jealousy is palpable and I love that the Houskas/DeBoers DGAF. 

[Mkay]

[druzy]

 

Edited June 28, 2018 by druzy
sorry just saw this in @mkay post

[LBS]

Ugh - so David cut her extensions out when they first met.  That doesn't sound abusive or controlling at all.    As for the meds, I'll "sure Jan" her explanation but want to add that someone should tell her to put them in a safe place.  They have at least two kids under 5 running around the land unsupervised.  Childproof caps aren't always child proof especially since I don't trust those two idiots to properly re-cap them. 

[CaliforniaLove]

21 minutes ago, LBS said:

Ugh - so David cut her extensions out when they first met.  That doesn't sound abusive or controlling at all.    As for the meds, I'll "sure Jan" her explanation but want to add that someone should tell her to put them in a safe place.  They have at least two kids under 5 running around the land unsupervised.  Childproof caps aren't always child proof especially since I don't trust those two idiots to properly re-cap them. 

I doubt they're childproof, otherwise how would Jenelle & UBT be able to get into them?

[LBS]

@CaliforniaLove  I imagine by the sheer force of David's uppercuts.  Nothing beats those.  

[Mkay]

43 minutes ago, LBS said:

Ugh - so David cut her extensions out when they first met.  That doesn't sound abusive or controlling at all.    As for the meds, I'll "sure Jan" her explanation but want to add that someone should tell her to put them in a safe place.  They have at least two kids under 5 running around the land unsupervised.  Childproof caps aren't always child proof especially since I don't trust those two idiots to properly re-cap them. 

You’re supposed to finish your antibiotics Jenelle. Not leave them laying around the house. She’s probably one of those that get prescribed an antibiotic and a controlled and only wants to fill the controlled.  Our pharmacy had an all or none policy if that was the case. (Example: if your prescribed amoxicillin and Tylenol 3 with codiene.  People would want just the Tylenol. Nope, both or none) So she was probably forced to buy the antibiotic and only took the “fun” drug.   

Edited June 28, 2018 by Mkay

[lovesnark]

You beat me to it! I was about to say the same thing about antibiotics. Also, I know two people with no thyroid gland and they take one pill a day, not a dozen. Barb shot down the Jace  meds thing a long time ago when she said on camera that she only sends enough meds for his visit. ADHD meds are as tightly controlled as opiates these days, so I'm not buying the idea of Jace having a spare bottle of meds at the swamp. Like the swamp things could resist eating them all or trading them for something anyway.

[druzy]

Mean girls

[druzy]

[CaliforniaLove]

9 minutes ago, druzy said:

Mean girls

Do these pieces of trash realize that all of Chelsea's hair could fall out, she could gain enough weight to qualify for "My 600 Lb Life", and she could have a horribly disfiguring accident...and she would STILL be 10x hotter than them? 

[ghoulina]

47 minutes ago, Mkay said:

You’re supposed to finish your antibiotics Jenelle. Not leave them laying around the house. She’s probably one of those that get prescribed an antibiotic and a controlled and only wants to fill the controlled.  Our pharmacy had an all or none policy if that was the case. (Example: if your prescribed amoxicillin and Tylenol 3 with codiene.  People would want just the Tylenol. Nope, both or none) So she was probably forced to buy the antibiotic and only took the “fun” drug.   

Yup. When I worked as a tech we had a similar policy if RX's came from the ER or an Urgent Care. People will go and say they've hurt their eye and need pain killers. Doc prescribes eyedrops as well, usually expensive ones! You'd be surprised how many people all of a sudden felt better. I can totally see Mr. and Mrs. DumbFuck having a collection of unwanted meds they had to purchase in order to get their pain killers (or other controlled substances). 

[druzy]

[shinyclefable]

O.O the saying “rode hard put away wet” comes to mind.

[missy jo]

^^^^ Saturday night versus Sunday morning 

[Mkay]

8 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Yup. When I worked as a tech we had a similar policy if RX's came from the ER or an Urgent Care. People will go and say they've hurt their eye and need pain killers. Doc prescribes eyedrops as well, usually expensive ones! You'd be surprised how many people all of a sudden felt better. I can totally see Mr. and Mrs. DumbFuck having a collection of unwanted meds they had to purchase in order to get their pain killers (or other controlled substances). 

Yup.  That was our policy, too.  Of course I had to zoom in but all those bottles are not from the same pharmacy. I see CVS and Wal-Mart but there’s a 3rd I can’t twll what it says. They are what we called Pharmacy hoppers. 

[CaliforniaLove]

Did Jenelle finally give up on trying to make #momlife happen? That loser. ?

[guilfoyleatpp]

3 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Did Jenelle finally give up on trying to make #momlife happen? That loser. ?

wasn't it "#momlife."?  Because someone else already trademarked "#momlife?"

(Don't hassle me about the punctuation outside the quotation marks. It's too late to fiddle with and I can't get to sleep).

Also is it copyrighted? 

Jesus. Tomorrow I am going to be effing miserable. 

[toodywoody]

26 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

wasn't it "#momlife."?  Because someone else already trademarked "#momlife?"

(Don't hassle me about the punctuation outside the quotation marks. It's too late to fiddle with and I can't get to sleep).

Also is it copyrighted? 

Jesus. Tomorrow I am going to be effing miserable. 

Me too, can't sleep, I have too much work shit on my mind.

[monicageller]

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[FlowerofCarnage]

20 minutes ago, monicageller said:

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You beat me to it!  I think that's the best Keefah meme yet! Lol

[heatherchandler]

On 6/28/2018 at 10:24 AM, Mkay said:

You’re supposed to finish your antibiotics Jenelle. Not leave them laying around the house. She’s probably one of those that get prescribed an antibiotic and a controlled and only wants to fill the controlled.  Our pharmacy had an all or none policy if that was the case. (Example: if your prescribed amoxicillin and Tylenol 3 with codiene.  People would want just the Tylenol. Nope, both or none) So she was probably forced to buy the antibiotic and only took the “fun” drug.   

 

Just curious - why is that?  I have received 3 prescriptions for strep throat, and I only wanted two of them, they didn't make me get the cough drops or whatever... I would have been upset if they had!

 

8 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

wasn't it "#momlife."?  Because someone else already trademarked "#momlife?"

(Don't hassle me about the punctuation outside the quotation marks. It's too late to fiddle with and I can't get to sleep).

Also is it copyrighted? 

Jesus. Tomorrow I am going to be effing miserable. 

What is going ON?  I have not been able to sleep lately either... I feel like I am going crazy.

 

Sorry both of my comments are not on topic!

[lovesnark]

3 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

 

Just curious - why is that?  I have received 3 prescriptions for strep throat, and I only wanted two of them, they didn't make me get the cough drops or whatever... I would have been upset if they had!

 

What is going ON?  I have not been able to sleep lately either... I feel like I am going crazy.

 

Sorry both of my comments are not on topic!

If someone is scamming a doctor to get pain meds by complaining of a toothache or some other pain that is caused by an infection, the doctor will prescribe antibiotics and pain meds. The scammer only wants the pain meds and tells the pharmacy not to fill the antibiotics. Some pharmacies won't allow that.

[Mkay]

8 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

 

Just curious - why is that?  I have received 3 prescriptions for strep throat, and I only wanted two of them, they didn't make me get the cough drops or whatever... I would have been upset if they had!

 

What is going ON?  I have not been able to sleep lately either... I feel like I am going crazy.

 

Sorry both of my comments are not on topic!

Oops. Let me clarify if it was a narcotic (like hydrocodone) along with an antibiotic. Some people would try and pull the “I only need the hydro.”  Nope.  Can’t do that. In that type of scenario it was both or none. 

[Mkay]

[guilfoyleatpp]

Today was indeed miserable. RItalin helped, but so much shit to do. I hope you all had better days. <huggles>

If someone asked if Mr. Guilfoyle ripped my hair out, I wouldn't respond with "LMFAO." I mean, I'm also not a serial soul mate finder with 7 children I'm related to in various ways, so maybe that makes me a bit more uptight than Jenelle.

Also, the hairline pic/comment makes yesterday's attempted snark on Chelsea's extensions all the sweeter. <DEEP SNIFF> I LOVE the smell of butthurt in the morning....Or the late afternoon/early evening. 

[heatherchandler]

Post abortion tinder date nate stole my screaming Nathan avatar!  Bitch stole my look.

I do love that username.

Edited June 30, 2018 by heatherchandler

[FairyDusted]

That's just dreadful!