Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta - General Discussion

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Deb doesn't seem to be messy, like that other one Sho-Nuff.

[vavavoom]

Yes!  I read about how the EMTs had to be called in.  What a mess!

 

Speaking of mess, did y'all see the video of Joseline "rapping" while looking higher than I don't know what?  That girls needs to get into rehab ASAP.

 

EDIT: Here's a link to the YouTube clip.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BpPcq-rcj8.  Who's the girl in the red dress?  The only others I could make out were Deb, Karlie and of course loud-mouth Joseline.

Edited July 18, 2014 by vavavoom

[ZaldamoWilder]

vava if the article is to be believed it's Mrs. WTFlucka, Tammy.  The reason Deb even got in the melee was because Josie jumped on Tammy.   They're family now so Miss Deb said whatchu not finna do? is try it with one of mine.  With this um, dynamic mix of personalities, I'm actually shocked that it hasn't happened sooner.   Mona is messy as shit while she giggle all the way to the Caymans.

 

http://bossip.com/999798/muzzle-that-ho-lhhatl-cast-members-want-joseline-gone-after-she-bit-a-chunk-of-flesh-from-security/?onswipe_redirect=no&oswrr=1

[Brooklynista]

Well played Mimi. Nothing like throwing out the dying parent card when you are thisclose to being caught in a lie about your porno. Excuse me, sex tape.

[RealityGal]

Well played Mimi. Nothing like throwing out the dying parent card when you are thisclose to being caught in a lie about your porno. Excuse me, sex tape.

I haven't even watched this ratchet mess yet, and I can't wait to get home now to watch....

[Jade Foxx]

So the video release made Mimi's dad stroke out, was my first thought.

And where do I get a paper copy of this "Hip-Hop Weekly" they speak of?

And isn't Kallina at least 40? 45? Having a baby? Girl BYE.

Edited July 22, 2014 by Jade Foxx

[RealityGal]

So the video release made Mimi's dad stroke out, was my first thought.

And where do I get a paper copy of this "Hip-Hop Weekly" they speak of?

And isn't Kallina at least 40? 45? Having a baby? Girl BYE.

 

LOL - my goodness, I couldn't even begin to imagine how I would have that conversation with my dad.  Just the thought might make me stroke out.

 

Good question about Hip Hop Weekly, I'm starting to think its like one of those pictures you used to be able to take with your face on the cover of Time Magazine.  Now I'm on a mission to find a copy

[RealityGal]

Dear Mimi,

 

No one cares how many "lawyers" you have.  Not a one of them can change the first Amendment.  If someone wants to take a picture of you, pay the photographer and slap it on a magazine cover there is nothing you can do about it.  

 

Sincerely yours,

Logic

[vavavoom]

Goodness this show.  

 

I had to agree with Mimi during the restaurant scenes with Ariane, Erica, and Rasheeda.  Mimi shouldn't have to comfort Ariane about the sex tape.  She needs to get the fuck over it.  I thought the conversation was done, but Ariane brought it up yet again towards the end.  Mimi is not going to break down and be all "OK OK you guys got me.  We planned the whole thing."  This girl is sticking to her story - as bogus as it is.  

 

Speaking of Mimi, I hate her arm tattoos. Does she move her arms around so much when she's talking to show them off?  Actually, I notice in the talking heads that everyone moves their arms a lot.  

 

Scrappy: "I luh you."

[Brooklynista]

If any grown ass man planned a picnic for me so he could give me a "Friendship, Promise, Love" ring, I'd slap fire out his ass. I'm grown! Just give me some damn jewelry and keep it moving.

[RealityGal]

Goodness this show.  

 

I had to agree with Mimi during the restaurant scenes with Ariane, Erica, and Rasheeda.  Mimi shouldn't have to comfort Ariane about the sex tape.  She needs to get the fuck over it.  I thought the conversation was done, but Ariane brought it up yet again towards the end.  Mimi is not going to break down and be all "OK OK you guys got me.  We planned the whole thing."  This girl is sticking to her story - as bogus as it is.  

 

Speaking of Mimi, I hate her arm tattoos. Does she move her arms around so much when she's talking to show them off?  Actually, I notice in the talking heads that everyone moves their arms a lot.  

 

Scrappy: "I luh you."

 

I love that Momma Dee wants a Vespa, I think she is ridiculous, but sometimes she just tickles me.

 

As for Ariane, I'm not exactly sure what the term "extra" means, but I feel like it could probably describe Ariane.  I'm not sure why she is crying, if I were her I woulda been pissed, not sad.  Mimi is sitting there acting defensive because people are judging her, well, guess what buttercup, thats what people do when you make a porno and then try to deny it.  There is no reason for her to get mad at her friends when they are seeing what everyone else in the world is seeing....no, Vivid didn't just "cut it" to make it look like a professional porn, no one ever said the Pamela and Tommy Lee tape, or the Paris Hilton tape looked "professional" so thats not what Vivid does.  The beauty of the "stolen sex tape" is that its an amateur production, why would they do anything to make it professional looking?  If I were Ariane I would be like "how dare this bitch cop an attitude with me when she is CLEARLY lying right to my face!"

 

Mimi is one of those people who wants to have her cake and eat it too.  She wants the extra fame, attention and money that comes from making a porn, but she doesn't want to the slut stigma that some people associate with being in a porn.  Well, you can't have it both ways, you can't have all the fame, and attention without anyone judging your actions.  You can't get upset with people for saying you're a porn star, when you starred in a porno movie!  

 

And she is stupid because she made this porno with Nikko, who doesn't care about her at all, but only cares about being famous.  The second it suits him, he is just going to admit to everyone that the two of them professionally made a porno, and then Mimi will be a porn star and a proven liar.

 

I was just SMH when Mimi was like "well say what you will about Nikko, at least he has been with me through all of this"  I was like "Bitch!  According to your lies you wouldn't have even been in this situation if it weren't for him!"

[SayWhat]

I can't believe Kleena [/Tony voice] is pregnant when they don't even take care of their other kid COMPLETELY ignoring Tony's oh, say, seven other kids!!!!!! He must be allergic to NOT having kids. Like seriously? They're living in the studio living the not-makin-it musician life and they want another kid to not raise? That is just crazy to me. Mind blowing insanity.

Man, another crazy situation, Scraps and the Bambi. Wtf was that picnic in the woods in those outfits? It couldn't be because Scrappy is broke as a joke and couldn't afford a nice date, never! He probably couldn't get the Bam to pay for her own drinks like his other 'friends' lol. Which brings me to another note, Scrappy and his friendship talk. I get he's mentally a child (thanks to Mama dee) and to an extent calling his eggs friends probably protects them from mama dee but the way that he pervasively talks about friends and best girl friends an this and that makes me wonder if he really understands the difference between friendship, booty calls, relationships, friends with benefits, etc? Like does he know sex isn't a normal part in a friendship?

I mean.......... He doesn't seem to have any guy friends...... lol!

[BloggerAloud]

It's hilarious to hear Mimi act all sad and distraught about the video whenever she's in her scenes with Nikko and then basically be the complete opposite when she's with anybody else. It's probably a case of a) her being hypocritical/not at peace with her decision and b) terrible scripting on the part of the writers.

 

And where were Mimi's lawyers when the tape was being sent off to Vivid? 

[RealityGal]

It's hilarious to hear Mimi act all sad and distraught about the video whenever she's in her scenes with Nikko and then basically be the complete opposite when she's with anybody else. It's probably a case of a) her being hypocritical/not at peace with her decision and b) terrible scripting on the part of the writers.

 

And where were Mimi's lawyers when the tape was being sent off to Vivid? 

 

LMAO at that.  Where were they indeed?  This cadre of top attorneys that Mimi is gonna sic on Benzino at a moments notice.  I was SMH, like seriously Mimi, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can't stop magazines from putting them on the cover, do you think you have access to better attorneys than they do?

 

Mimi is all an act, she tries to use her sad whisper voice around Nikko, and then in another minute her and her totally made up face, and fake eyelashes are jumping into bed with him and laughing at how she is making so much money off of this and selling shower rods.  Then she is using her angry whisper voice when she is talking to her friends about judging her.  Whatever Mimi.

I can't believe Kleena [/Tony voice] is pregnant when they don't even take care of their other kid COMPLETELY ignoring Tony's oh, say, seven other kids!!!!!! He must be allergic to NOT having kids. Like seriously? They're living in the studio living the not-makin-it musician life and they want another kid to not raise? That is just crazy to me. Mind blowing insanity.

Man, another crazy situation, Scraps and the Bambi. Wtf was that picnic in the woods in those outfits? It couldn't be because Scrappy is broke as a joke and couldn't afford a nice date, never! He probably couldn't get the Bam to pay for her own drinks like his other 'friends' lol. Which brings me to another note, Scrappy and his friendship talk. I get he's mentally a child (thanks to Mama dee) and to an extent calling his eggs friends probably protects them from mama dee but the way that he pervasively talks about friends and best girl friends an this and that makes me wonder if he really understands the difference between friendship, booty calls, relationships, friends with benefits, etc? Like does he know sex isn't a normal part in a friendship?

I mean.......... He doesn't seem to have any guy friends...... lol!

 

I'm totally confused about that scene.  First off, I don't quite understand what a friendship ring means in this situation, it sounds like "here is a ring to celebrate me not making any commitment to you"  or "here is a ring to say I like you, but I'm not going to commit"  I feel like you're saying with a ring, what might be better said with an R. Kelly song...the one about the jeep....

 

Although I'll hand it to Scrappy, nothing tickles me quite as much as a black man in an all white suit.  I don't know why, there is just something to that look that makes me smile.

Edited July 22, 2014 by RealityGal

[BestestAuntEver]

Mimi is all an act, she tries to use her sad whisper voice around Nikko, and then in another minute her and her totally made up face, and fake eyelashes are jumping into bed with him and laughing at how she is making so much money off of this and selling shower rods. Then she is using her angry whisper voice when she is talking to her friends about judging her. Whatever Mimi.

THIS. I just finished watching & was coming to say this exact thing. Mimi's act gave me whip lash & drove me freaking insane. The Heffa's lying about the tape being homemade & stolen was one thing, but her attempting to be distraught yet cackling over trending & getting paid was bad enough. Then she wants to get mad because her friends were calling her out about the professionally produced tape.

Why did she think she would be paid to be in Benzino's magazine?

I typically try to stay away from discussing people's bodies but Mimi needs to wear a bra. Having a boob job doesn't mean you don't need a bra. I think that's why her boobs look saggy after having a boob job 1 year ago.

[appledumpling]

Tuesday night’s fight started when Benzino called Stevie J a crackhead. Stevie J then charged Benzino, yelling “f*** you.”

 

Stevie J’s GF Joseline then amped things up by attacking Benzino’s wife Althea, punching her in the face so hard everyone around heard a crack. Joseline then pulled out part of Althea’s weave.

 

But Joseline’s handiwork wasn’t done … Joseline then made a beeline for Waka Flocka Flame’s wife, Tami — yanking out Tami’s pony tail weave. Waka’s mom Debra jumped in, punching Joseline in the head and ripping out her extensions. Security then booted Joseline from the set. On her way out she passed shower-rod queen Mimi Faust in the stairway … elbowing her in the back and shoving her down the stairs. The security guard tried to subdue Joseline, who then bit the guard, ripping off a piece of flesh.- See more at: http://bossip.com/999798/muzzle-that-ho-lhhatl-cast-members-want-joseline-gone-after-she-bit-a-chunk-of-flesh-from-security/?onswipe_redirect=no&oswrr=1#sthash.iYtMNAgs.dpuf

 

 

Punching, shoving, biting and pulling out weaves, Joseline is totally out of control.   Kudos to Deb for giving her a taste of her own medicine.

Edited July 23, 2014 by appledumpling

[vavavoom]

Why did she think she would be paid to be in Benzino's magazine?

 

It was probably Dawn that put that idea in her head.  Dawn probably thougIht she was going to get a nice chunk of Mimi's Hip Hop Weekly deal, but we see how that turned out.  I would have expected Dawn to have a little bit more sense than to think Benzino had to have Mimi's permission to put her on the cover.

 

What was Joseline's complaint?  I was trying to figure it out.  Is it that she's a centerfold while Mimi is on the cover?  There's nothing to say about Joseline so why would she think she'd be on the cover?  There's no news with her.  Maybe Zino should put one of Joseline's cracked out looking pictures on the cover next time.

[RealityGal]

THIS. I just finished watching & was coming to say this exact thing. Mimi's act gave me whip lash & drove me freaking insane. The Heffa's lying about the tape being homemade & stolen was one thing, but her attempting to be distraught yet cackling over trending & getting paid was bad enough. Then she wants to get mad because her friends were calling her out about the professionally produced tape.

Why did she think she would be paid to be in Benzino's magazine?

I typically try to stay away from discussing people's bodies but Mimi needs to wear a bra. Having a boob job doesn't mean you don't need a bra. I think that's why her boobs look saggy after having a boob job 1 year ago.

 

I'm not above talking shit, and yes, she needs a bra, she may also have a case of medical malpractice against her plastic surgeon, because I know no one is getting fake boobs so they can look like that!

 

I have no idea why this dumb broad thought she would get paid to be on the cover.  Probably because she sees rich movie stars on the cover and figures "why not me?"  and I think some of them will pay for the photographs for like a big name star, I don't understand why Mimi thinks she is even on the same level as that chick from John and Kate plus 8.

 

If Benzino wanted to be an asshole he would pay Vivid for the right to use whatever cover art they put on that porno they did and run that picture on the cover.

 

Mimi doesn't even make any kind of sense, I think she is on something.

It was probably Dawn that put that idea in her head.  Dawn probably thougIht she was going to get a nice chunk of Mimi's Hip Hop Weekly deal, but we see how that turned out.  I would have expected Dawn to have a little bit more sense than to think Benzino had to have Mimi's permission to put her on the cover.

 

What was Joseline's complaint?  I was trying to figure it out.  Is it that she's a centerfold while Mimi is on the cover?  There's nothing to say about Joseline so why would she think she'd be on the cover?  There's no news with her.  Maybe Zino should put one of Joseline's cracked out looking pictures on the cover next time.

 

Thats actually a pretty reasonable theory.  LOL, Joseline and Mimi are two sides of the same damn coin, neither of them can stand it when the other gets too much attention.  On a totally vain and judgmental note, I wish Joseline would let go of that shaved side of the head look.

[RealityGal]

This episode....

 

1. Erica's clothing line - I wish the women from these reality shows would stop all doing the exact same business.  Has any reality show star really ever launched a successful clothing line?  I mean there was Jessica Simpson, and Nicole Richie.  But those girls had something else going for them before the clothing line ever launched.  But has someone who has only had a reality show ever had a successful clothing line?  How often does anyone hear about Mob Candy?  How often do you even hear about Sheree's jewelry line?  Tammy is doing the exact same thing?  And a collection of hoochie dresses in lycra?  Isn't forever 21 already on that?

 

2. Mimi - I wish she would stop using her dead father to try to wiggle out of having to talk about her sex tape.  So typical Mimi, her dad is dead so no one should judge her for a sex tape she made months before her dad was sick.  I can appreciate that in the middle of her mourning she has remembered her fake lashes and full makeup.  

 

3. Ariane - I'm going to need for her to go back to New York or wherever she came from.  Her inquisition of Stevie was lame...mostly because I think Stevie is right.  I'm not sure about his child support situation, but I don't think that Mimi making a porno had anything to do with her needing to take care of Eva.  I think she is grasping at straws and trying to justify her decision to make a porno by using her daughter.  Ariane overall is just lame to me.  I guess this is her attempt to try to get back on the show, but she is almost as annoying as Mimi, but unwilling to go to the extra mile and make a sex tape to stay relevant.

 

4. Karlie - listen, the song actually sounds good.  I say break up with Joc but try to keep it classy so you can work on your song with him, because you don't have another 10 years to wait for some good music.

 

5. Althea - is Benzino actually rich?  I would just sign the pre-nup because then at least you'll get some money.  If he ends up being worth nothing than you'll get half of nothing.

[BloggerAloud]

The whole scene with Erica and Karlie running into Joc and Scrappy would've been fine IF this wasn't a reality show. This show keeps on forgetting that this is supposed to be a reality show and not a scripted drama. You can get away with people accidentally running into one another on a scripted drama; it doesn't work as well when you're at some tiny club filled with extras and everybody seems to have a camera crew that mysteriously disappears whenever they are being shot from across the room.

[RealityGal]

The whole scene with Erica and Karlie running into Joc and Scrappy would've been fine IF this wasn't a reality show. This show keeps on forgetting that this is supposed to be a reality show and not a scripted drama. You can get away with people accidentally running into one another on a scripted drama; it doesn't work as well when you're at some tiny club filled with extras and everybody seems to have a camera crew that mysteriously disappears whenever they are being shot from across the room.

 

I forget too.  Like how apparently everyone at Kaleena's doctors office looks like an extra and is okay with having their face on national TV.  No one is at all surprised that there is a camera crew in the doctors office....

 

But I do hope its all fake so they can keep working on that song, it sounded good, and for as much shit as I talk about Karlie Redd she probably hustles harder, and she certainly has been hustling longer, so she deserves a hit.

[After7Only]

Erica's clothing line - I wish the women from these reality shows would stop all doing the exact same business. Has any reality show star really ever launched a successful clothing line? I mean there was Jessica Simpson, and Nicole Richie. But those girls had something else going for them before the clothing line ever launched. But has someone who has only had a reality show ever had a successful clothing line? How often does anyone hear about Mob Candy? How often do you even hear about Sheree's jewelry line? Tammy is doing the exact same thing? And a collection of hoochie dresses in lycra? Isn't forever 21 already on that?

 

 

I don't know if any have launched a line directly from the show.  But I know just yesterday, Nene Leakes and Melissa Gorga were on HSN selling clothes and jewelry.  It might not be Jessica Simpson level, but most would consider pretty successful.

 

Now for Erica's line, when she was describing it, I was hoping that it would be different, something for the regular woman.  But then I see Karli in her dress, and it's the same ole same ole hoochie gear. 

[Jade Foxx]

I'm getting real tired of "The Mimi" soundtrack/video at the beginning of the episodes!

 

So glad Steebie echoed what we were thinking - that Mimi's dad saw her video, then had a heart attack and keeled over. Not sure it's that simple, but it's a cold reality that her father left this Earth with those images in his head.

 

Stevie's sit down with Ariane was interesting, in that he seemed genuine and hit on a lot of good points: Mimi is a bird, she didn't do it out of financial need but for relevance, and she's not the woman he once knew. Ariane always seems extra dramatic, and she's looking a tad haggard with the drastic weight loss.

 

I rewound at least FIVE times to watch the Asthmatic Prince mangle the word "framily."  Scrappy will end up as the old man in the club, still trying to holler at the young gals with his dentures and awful face tatts.

Edited July 29, 2014 by Jade Foxx

[RealityGal]

I'm getting real tired of "The Mimi" soundtrack/video at the beginning of the episodes!

 

So glad Steebie echoed what we were thinking - that Mimi's dad saw her video, then had a heart attack and keeled over. Not sure it's that simple, but it's a cold reality that her father left this Earth with those images in his head.

 

Stevie's sit down with Ariane was interesting, in that he seemed genuine and hit on a lot of good points: Mimi is a bird, she didn't do it out of financial need but for relevance, and she's not the woman he once knew. Ariane always seems extra dramatic, and she's looking a tad haggard with the drastic weight loss.

 

I rewound at least FIVE times to watch the Asthmatic Prince mangle the word "framily."  Scrappy will end up as the old man in the club, still trying to holler at the young gals with his dentures and awful face tatts.

 

 

 

Thank you for that mental picture of Scrappy in 20-30 years.  He will probably be wearing the same outfit.  I wish they would do an "old Scrappy" type character on boondocks.

 

Seriously though with Ariane!  Is there a scene in which she isn't crying?  Pull yourself together girl!

 

Speaking of crazy tatts....geez Waka Flocka!  I didn't notice until this episode just how many tatts he had!

 

 

I don't know if any have launched a line directly from the show.  But I know just yesterday, Nene Leakes and Melissa Gorga were on HSN selling clothes and jewelry.  It might not be Jessica Simpson level, but most would consider pretty successful.

 

Now for Erica's line, when she was describing it, I was hoping that it would be different, something for the regular woman.  But then I see Karli in her dress, and it's the same ole same ole hoochie gear. 

 

Ahh, how soon I forget about the Nene Leakes line, the off the shoulder shirt collection and maxi dresses.  I don't watch HSN, but yes, I would consider a line on HSN a success, and certainly more successful than I thought any reality star line would ever be.  

 

Well Erica's line is different....it comes with hoochie hardware.....very Classiq!

[BloggerAloud]

I don't know how any woman with an ounce of an intelligence can in one breath say she's making a line of outfits for "all women" and then in the other can be approving looks made out of lycra aka the most unforgiving fabric known to man.

[sunsheyen]

The whole scene with Erica and Karlie running into Joc and Scrappy would've been fine IF this wasn't a reality show. This show keeps on forgetting that this is supposed to be a reality show and not a scripted drama. You can get away with people accidentally running into one another on a scripted drama; it doesn't work as well when you're at some tiny club filled with extras and everybody seems to have a camera crew that mysteriously disappears whenever they are being shot from across the room.

 

 

I forget too.  Like how apparently everyone at Kaleena's doctors office looks like an extra and is okay with having their face on national TV.  No one is at all surprised that there is a camera crew in the doctors office....

 

Yeah, I need  Mona to work on making this reality a little more real. That's my main problem with this show. It's like, be a soap opera or be a reality show! But that "fashion event" was so fake.  Karlie's going to have to hustle again next season. This storyline with Joc is completely unbelievable, they have no chemistry, and they need supporting players to even move it along. Boo.

 

I may be a little cynical, but I always doubt her/hubby's stories. Mold, have to move out? Cover story for probably couldn't afford it and living pillar to post in the Residence Inn. Loving home with Grandma back in the country? Too trifling to be bothered with him. Doctor visit and spotting/mold inhalation/pregnancy in danger? Setup cover story for abortion miscarriage. Her husband's NINTH!! child?

 

I hope I'm just being cynical. I couldn't find any current articles/pics on her beyond blog/tweet mentions, so no idea if she is still pregnant or not.

 

Stevie's sit down with Ariane was interesting, in that he seemed genuine and hit on a lot of good points: Mimi is a bird, she didn't do it out of financial need but for relevance, and she's not the woman he once knew. Ariane always seems extra dramatic, and she's looking a tad haggard with the drastic weight loss.

 

I rewound at least FIVE times to watch the Asthmatic Prince mangle the word "framily."  Scrappy will end up as the old man in the club, still trying to holler at the young gals with his dentures and awful face tatts.

 

I like those moments when we see Steven Jordan, not Steebie. As i mentioned on a previous episode's comment, he seemed genuine about MiMi hitting him up if she needed him on the day the tape was released. I also felt that he was truly concerned and wanted to shield some things, even beyond the "Eva's mom" part of it. This season I'm actually feeling like he's a person, not just some slimy caricature of a predator. I don't think there has been a lot of realness from him in the past, so talking about the turmoil in his home/him not wanting MiMi on the cover in general with Benzino was also refreshing. I guess we see now where their beef is coming from that seemingly came to a head on the reunion. Benzino really was kind of callous about the situation, for someone who was his good friend. Maybe it was his passive aggressive way of fucking Stevie back for fucking Althea. And what was that little aside to Joseline about Sleazy and Zino's needing permits/being out of commission? Just a cover story shot after the fact to explain why the club might not continue to exist?

[RealityGal]

 

 

 

Yeah, I need  Mona to work on making this reality a little more real. That's my main problem with this show. It's like, be a soap opera or be a reality show! But that "fashion event" was so fake.  Karlie's going to have to hustle again next season. This storyline with Joc is completely unbelievable, they have no chemistry, and they need supporting players to even move it along. Boo.

 

I may be a little cynical, but I always doubt her/hubby's stories. Mold, have to move out? Cover story for probably couldn't afford it and living pillar to post in the Residence Inn. Loving home with Grandma back in the country? Too trifling to be bothered with him. Doctor visit and spotting/mold inhalation/pregnancy in danger? Setup cover story for abortion miscarriage. Her husband's NINTH!! child?

 

I hope I'm just being cynical. I couldn't find any current articles/pics on her beyond blog/tweet mentions, so no idea if she is still pregnant or not.

 

I like those moments when we see Steven Jordan, not Steebie. As i mentioned on a previous episode's comment, he seemed genuine about MiMi hitting him up if she needed him on the day the tape was released. I also felt that he was truly concerned and wanted to shield some things, even beyond the "Eva's mom" part of it. This season I'm actually feeling like he's a person, not just some slimy caricature of a predator. I don't think there has been a lot of realness from him in the past, so talking about the turmoil in his home/him not wanting MiMi on the cover in general with Benzino was also refreshing. I guess we see now where their beef is coming from that seemingly came to a head on the reunion. Benzino really was kind of callous about the situation, for someone who was his good friend. Maybe it was his passive aggressive way of fucking Stevie back for fucking Althea. And what was that little aside to Joseline about Sleazy and Zino's needing permits/being out of commission? Just a cover story shot after the fact to explain why the club might not continue to exist?

 

I have to admit, I was kinda thinking that too about the Kalenna office visit and the mold.  I'm a cynic too.  And yes, his ninth child, when they don't even take care of the one that the two of them have together!!!!  Are condoms not available in Atlanta??  Karlie just better keep it together and get that song out, unless she wants to be singing "Prada, Gucci" in the old folks home.  I just wish all these women would stop talking about how they trade sex for career opportunities.  I know its a brave new world, but geez, if you're gonna trade sex for a career opportunity, let that career be Oprahs or Jennifer Hudson's, not some video someone threw together in a club!

 

I also agree about Stevie being better this season.  I'm not sure how much of that is storyline, but he seems genuine in his love for his little girl.  As for Benzino putting Mimi on the cover, I get that, apparently this magazine makes its money off of LHH covers and storylines, and so its hard to avoid the Mimi thing.  I think Benzino knew he had to do it, but he did it without Stevie's permission so that Stevie would have any "blood on his hands."  And I'm not sure what he was trying to save Mimi from, since Mimi was perfectly fine being on the cover, she just wanted to get paid for it.

 

IMO, RHOA has better viewership than LHHATL, so if Bar One, or any other Peter Thomas venture can't succeed when he apparently is a successful restaurateur, I think its entirely possible that Sleze and Zino's can't make it either.

 

And in another eye rolling preview....apparently they are trying to launch Althea's singing career too.....goodness.  Prada, Gucci for everyone!

 

I don't know how any woman with an ounce of an intelligence can in one breath say she's making a line of outfits for "all women" and then in the other can be approving looks made out of lycra aka the most unforgiving fabric known to man.

 

Oh, and Erica said it like it was gospel, because her clothes will only be made out of lycra....so that every woman can enjoy a Classiq! dress

[vavavoom]

And yes, his ninth child, when they don't even take care of the one that the two of them have together!!!!

 

How about getting a real job so that you can support the children that you already have?  Why is he up in the studio chasing a pipe dream instead of getting real income?

 

I don't know how any woman with an ounce of an intelligence can in one breath say she's making a line of outfits for "all women" and then in the other can be approving looks made out of lycra aka the most unforgiving fabric known to man.

 

I thought she was getting ready to say her dresses were made out of silk!  When she said lycra, I couldn’t stop giggling.  I never like her lipstick shade choices.

 

I rewound at least FIVE times to watch the Asthmatic Prince mangle the word "framily."  Scrappy will end up as the old man in the club, still trying to holler at the young gals with his dentures and awful face tatts.

 

I couldn't tell if he really couldn't pronounce it or if he was trying to be like the Sprint commercials!  Considering that he once said "brootiful," shouldn't be surprised by his speaking. Will one of you hit him up on Twitter or Instagram or whatever and tell him to stop the Scrap-speak?! 

 

I find Ariane to be so pretty but annoying. 

 

Yung Joc's girl on the side (Teletubby or whatever her name is) is odd. She just stands around smiling. I guess that’s supposed to be her “cat that ate the canary” smug look, but it makes her look special.

[ZaldamoWilder]

How about getting a real job so that you can support the children that you already have?  Why is he up in the studio chasing a pipe dream instead of getting real income?

 

 

 

 

I thought she was getting ready to say her dresses were made out of silk!  When she said lycra, I couldn’t stop giggling.  I never like her lipstick shade choices.

 

 

 

 

I couldn't tell if he really couldn't pronounce it or if he was trying to be like the Sprint commercials!  Considering that he once said "brootiful," shouldn't be surprised by his speaking. Will one of you hit him up on Twitter or Instagram or whatever and tell him to stop the Scrap-speak?! 

 

I find Ariane to be so pretty but annoying. 

 

Yung Joc's girl on the side (Teletubby or whatever her name is) is odd. She just stands around smiling. I guess that’s supposed to be her “cat that ate the canary” smug look, but it makes her look special.

 

Are the other eight 7 years old too.  How bout as solutions go, stop fuckin?  or hey, here's an idea, condoms are sold in the same store where you getcha big gulps, bro they're right next to the black n' milds. 

 

I can't be mad at Erica, everybody she knows is built like a Budweiser Clydesdale and is already fully sheathed in lycra most of the time.   She'll find out.  Lol.

 

Put your closed captioning on for Scrappy's scenes - oodles of fun!

[RealityGal]

How about getting a real job so that you can support the children that you already have?  Why is he up in the studio chasing a pipe dream instead of getting real income?

 

 

 

 

I thought she was getting ready to say her dresses were made out of silk!  When she said lycra, I couldn’t stop giggling.  I never like her lipstick shade choices.

 

Yung Joc's girl on the side (Teletubby or whatever her name is) is odd. She just stands around smiling. I guess that’s supposed to be her “cat that ate the canary” smug look, but it makes her look special.

A real job?  Whaaa, I feel like he would break out in hives if you suggested he get a job with health benefits and a 401k

 

I know right!  She was making such a big build up to the fabric choice that I was sure it was going to be raw silk, even rayon, but lycra....Classiq!

 

She does look special, and she doesn't really say much either, so its especially bad when she just wears that vacant smile

Are the other eight 7 years old too.  How bout as solutions go, stop fuckin?  or hey, here's an idea, condoms are sold in the same store where you getcha big gulps, bro they're right next to the black n' milds. 

 

 

 LMAO!  I feel sorry for the women of Atlanta, somehow Kirk has 5 kids and this dude has 9!  Are there so few men in Atlanta that there are the only viable options??

[Jade Foxx]

 

She was making such a big build up to the fabric choice that I was sure it was going to be raw silk, even rayon, but lycra....Classiq!

 

Thank you guys SO MUCH for clarifying the name of Erika's clothing line...I kept hearing "Class 6" and "Plastics"  

[RealityGal]

Thank you guys SO MUCH for clarifying the name of Erika's clothing line...I kept hearing "Class 6" and "Plastics"  

Both of those names are just as applicable as Classiq!

[BestestAuntEver]

Don't feel bad, Jade Foxx. I thought she said her line was called Class 6 as well.

[Brooklynista]

Things I do not need...

1)Another bullshit reality clothing line. I thought Tammy had the fashion line, so I was really confused with the fashion show in the living room.

2)The slow-mo shots of silly women walking. Jose walking down the hall, Mimi walking in the parking lot, Kaleema going to the doctor. Just show these chicks walking please. No need for the fake drama.

3) Mimi's slow whisper talk. Sigh. Can this bitch just speak? Maybe she's the one that had the damn stroke. I'm so over the stunted speech pattern. It does not make you more believable Boo Boo.

4) Kaleema talking about knee pads and sex swings. Yes, unattractive people need love too. I just don't need to hear about that shit.

[RealityGal]

Things I do not need...

1)Another bullshit reality clothing line. I thought Tammy had the fashion line, so I was really confused with the fashion show in the living room.

2)The slow-mo shots of silly women walking. Jose walking down the hall, Mimi walking in the parking lot, Kaleema going to the doctor. Just show these chicks walking please. No need for the fake drama.

3) Mimi's slow whisper talk. Sigh. Can this bitch just speak? Maybe she's the one that had the damn stroke. I'm so over the stunted speech pattern. It does not make you more believable Boo Boo.

4) Kaleema talking about knee pads and sex swings. Yes, unattractive people need love too. I just don't need to hear about that shit.

 

Co-sign this entire post.  Most especially #3, how does she have friends in real life?  I couldn't handle a 5 minute conversation with her.  How does she order fast food, it must take her half an hour to get out an order for a Big Mac and french fries!

[beesknees]

Why is no one loving this show?  Its my guilty pleasure.  Last night's episode was really good.

[RealityGal]

Why is no one loving this show?  Its my guilty pleasure.  Last night's episode was really good.

I KNOW right?  I'm not sure if this has anything to do with it, but in my main forums screen when it breaks the shows down by letters, this doesn't appear under L.  I actually have to click on "show all 51" on the side to get to it, so I'm not sure if people just don't know the forum is here.  I don't know how to get it on the main screen....

[Tallulahbaby]

Did they really expect us to believe that Tony and Kalenna moved into that big ole house?

[RealityGal]

Did they really expect us to believe that Tony and Kalenna moved into that big ole house?

Were they in a huge house?  They need it...between the two of them they are going to have 9 kids!  They almost have enough kids to play a full court basketball game!  I mean its all the same at this point, I'm almost rooting for kid #10 so there is just an even number.

[Brooklynista]

They probably moved on Reality Show Village. The house is probably in the same cul de sac with Mimi's empty ass place.

[vavavoom]

Thank you guys SO MUCH for clarifying the name of Erika's clothing line...I kept hearing "Class 6" and "Plastics"

You were kinda right! The line is actually called Klass 6! It's with a K, which automatically means it's upscale. Klass 6 is Buckhead whereas Class 6 would be more College Park.

I actually have no idea if that's a valid comparison or not because I only go to Atlanta once a year, but I'm laughing so hard that she spelled it with a K!

http://www.klass6.com

[Brooklynista]

Well there it is. The world is really on its ass. This child truly has a website of spandex crap ass dresses. And some of theses shits are $80???

I guess she can say she has Sheree beat.

[RealityGal]

You were kinda right! The line is actually called Klass 6! It's with a K, which automatically means it's upscale. Klass 6 is Buckhead whereas Class 6 would be more College Park.

I actually have no idea if that's a valid comparison or not because I only go to Atlanta once a year, but I'm laughing so hard that she spelled it with a K!

http://www.klass6.com

 

She used the comedy K for her dress line??? WTF!  I thought she spelled it on the show, I thought she spelled it Classiq! on the show.  I always knew I added the exclamation point, but the exclamation point just felt so right.  I don't even know what to say.  I mean why?  I guess when you think the fabric that is going to flatter most women is lycra, you probably think Klass6 is a classy name for your clothing line.

 

 

Well there it is. The world is really on its ass. This child truly has a website of spandex crap ass dresses. And some of theses shits are $80???

I guess she can say she has Sheree beat.

Oh one of those dresses is $115.  They seriously look like something you could pick up at a strip mall/Styles for Less for like $25.  But don't worry, you can pick up a dress on sale for $70.  How long has she had this dress line that shit is already on sale??  The dress Karlie Redd was wearing is almost $70 and it doesn't even come with that gold chain!

 

that website is a gem, a true gem.  She has Sheree beat in every way.  Because everything about that website says "I think this is classy" and "I don't have a lot of money for a graphic web designer" from the font she used for "Klass6" to the booty poses, to the models.  I sincerely suggest everyone visit that website just for the snark value.

[RealityGal]

This episode....

 

1. Mimi - I know I'm an awful person, but why do I get the impression that Mimi is pimping her dad's death for sympathy and indignation?  And to get people to not focus on the fact that she released a porn.  Damn it Mimi, just own it already!  The whisper conversation between her and Deb annoyed me....all those dramatic pauses.  I'm so jaded, I wonder if the tears were even real.....I would just find it hard to cry with 20 cameras in my face.

 

2. Joc - why is he mad at Karlie?  Isn't he cheating on her?  I'm so confused.  And I don't care what she did, calling a woman out for having "pimento cottage cheese" is just an asshole move, and its fucking gross...grow up Joc.

 

3.  Joc's "girlfriend?" - Why does his girlfriend look so simple?  Its like her eyes have nothing behind them, she is either a serial killer or she has the mind of a 5 year old.  I don't think she is fat, she is just guilty of what they all are guilty of....wearing clothes that are entirely too tight or cut wrong for their body shape.  Come on ladies, at some point you have to give up shopping at Forever 21, and you gotta take yourself down to the Macy's or Nordstrom, or even Marshalls/TJ Maxx.

 

4.  No Momma Dee, Erica's dress line isn't hot...its Classiq!

 

5.  But seriously....how ridiculously bad are Erica's dresses, she didn't even look good in that red dress she had on and she has a great figure!  They look exactly like she designed each and every one.

 

6. Tony and Kalenna's new house - yeah, I'm happy that you got a huge house, is it enough for Tony's other 7 children to move in?

 

7. Scrappy's face at Momma Dee's singing - priceless, I still hate Scrappy, but the look on his face was funny.  His Momma is such a character, I hope she gets her Vespa.

 

8. Benzino - is stupid as fuck if he doesn't get a pre-nup.  If he marries this broad without one, he deserves whatever he gets.  Although Im not sure that Hip Hop Weekly is exactly the media empire she thinks it is.  And who the hell gets someone's entire body tattoo'd to them?  And who encouraged him to take of his shirt?

 

9. Althea - please tell me they are not trying to add her as a regular for next season.  I can tell she is angling for it hard, but ugh.  And by the way sweetie, I'm gonna need you to do about a million more crunches before you decide to parade around in something bare midriff.  

 

9b. Althea's performance - more snarkworthy than anything Karlie Redd has ever done, it beats "Prada, Gucci" by just a hair.  The lyrics were priceless, and her live singing was just wrong.  And that outfit was even more wrong.

 

10.  is Mimi going to actually admit she made a porn next week????

 

11.  Someone actually married Nikko?  A woman?  A woman blessed with the gift of sight?

[SistaLadybug]

Here's my thing, Joc: If Karlie has pimento cheese oozing from her hoo-ha, what does that say about you?  Because either you're so nasty that you ignored it and went up in anyway or you're the cause of it.

[politichick]

OMG, RealityGal: Your Benzino item cracked me up. I really like him but literally cringed when he took off his shirt. Gross! All of those tattoos were horrible! The image still isn't completely erased from my brain. Your whole post was funny, though,

 

I think Nikko turned Mimi out on drugs because something's definitely not right with that girl.

[vavavoom]

This episode....

 

1. Mimi - I know I'm an awful person, but why do I get the impression that Mimi is pimping her dad's death for sympathy and indignation?  And to get people to not focus on the fact that she released a porn.  Damn it Mimi, just own it already!  The whisper conversation between her and Deb annoyed me....all those dramatic pauses.  I'm so jaded, I wonder if the tears were even real.....I would just find it hard to cry with 20 cameras in my face.

 

2. Joc - why is he mad at Karlie?  Isn't he cheating on her?  I'm so confused.  And I don't care what she did, calling a woman out for having "pimento cottage cheese" is just an asshole move, and its fucking gross...grow up Joc.

 

3.  Joc's "girlfriend?" - Why does his girlfriend look so simple?  Its like her eyes have nothing behind them, she is either a serial killer or she has the mind of a 5 year old.  I don't think she is fat, she is just guilty of what they all are guilty of....wearing clothes that are entirely too tight or cut wrong for their body shape.  Come on ladies, at some point you have to give up shopping at Forever 21, and you gotta take yourself down to the Macy's or Nordstrom, or even Marshalls/TJ Maxx.

 

8. Benzino - is stupid as fuck if he doesn't get a pre-nup.  If he marries this broad without one, he deserves whatever he gets.  Although Im not sure that Hip Hop Weekly is exactly the media empire she thinks it is.  And who the hell gets someone's entire body tattoo'd to them?  And who encouraged him to take of his shirt?

 

9. Althea - please tell me they are not trying to add her as a regular for next season.  I can tell she is angling for it hard, but ugh.  And by the way sweetie, I'm gonna need you to do about a million more crunches before you decide to parade around in something bare midriff.  

 

11.  Someone actually married Nikko?  A woman?  A woman blessed with the gift of sight?

 

1. The whispering this episode was over the top!  I hadn't really noticed it before (until y'all pointed it out), but it was nuts!  It was like the extended whisper remix!

 

2. Come on, Joc.  Don't hate the pimento cottage cheese now!  It must have not been that bad if you were hitting it all this time. That was gross and made me choke on my Arby's.

 

3. I don't get what women see in Joc.  He had Karlie, Kadiyah with the vacant look, and a wife all at the same time??  How and why?

 

8. Benzino is an idiot.  This is the first season I've watched - was he always this bad with women?  Althea oozes gold digger, and she does not care.  She got up on national TV and said that she wants a piece of Hip-Hop Weekly.  

 

9. I do not like her and hope to not see her on my TV next season.  The ooh ahh baby talk that she does gets on my last nerve.  What did Benzino say that he wanted to lick out of her ass?

 

11. Shudder.

[SistaLadybug]

 

9. I do not like her and hope to not see her on my TV next season.  The ooh ahh baby talk that she does gets on my last nerve.  What did Benzino say that he wanted to lick out of her ass?

 

11. Shudder

Sand.  *blorf*

[ZaldamoWilder]

3. Joc's "girlfriend?" - Why does his girlfriend look so simple? Its like her eyes have nothing behind them, she is either a serial killer or she has the mind of a 5 year old. I don't think she is fat, she is just guilty of what they all are guilty of....wearing clothes that are entirely too tight or cut wrong for their body shape. Come on ladies, at some point you have to give up shopping at Forever 21, and you gotta take yourself down to the Macy's or Nordstrom, or even Marshalls/TJ Maxx.

 

 

9b. Althea's performance - more snarkworthy than anything Karlie Redd has ever done, it beats "Prada, Gucci" by just a hair.  The lyrics were priceless, and her live singing was just wrong.  And that outfit was even more wrong.

 

 

You dead ass for having a 9b.  Lmao!!!  Girl?  I was like this heffa on stage looking regular.  sitchyoass down!

 

1. The whispering this episode was over the top!  I hadn't really noticed it before (until y'all pointed it out), but it was nuts!  It was like the extended whisper remix!

 

 

It's hours later and I'm still laughing.   ::fastclap:: Jeevs, my inhaler, at once.

 

LMAO!! girl, a whisper remix?? what the hell? lol!!

 

Um, Joc had Teletubby, Karlie AND a wife?  Yo, the 404 is not a game, ya'll going through something ser'uss down there.

 

Benzino need to fall in love with whoever can put up with no neck and them chicken ass arms and a 50 year old man trying to sound 19.  I giggled at whasshername and 1/2 of hip hop weekly.  um, babe, first of all that's about eighty nine dollars and second of all, bout eighty eight of it was acquired before you.  please be seated.

[SistaLadybug]

Who goes to the bridal salon wearing hipster panties as shorts, tho?  What's really going on, Althea?