The GCEh?C: Canadian Episodes (Spoilers for Non-Canadians)

[Foghorn Leghorn]

And didn't Patty also kill that beautiful dog at the ranch?!  

[peacheslatour]

And didn't Patty also kill that beautiful dog at the ranch?!  

Yes, she poisoned him.

[Petunia13]

I forgot to mention that I won tickets to the National Women's Show in Ottawa last weekend. Joshua Morrow was the "guest star".

Yea his show's so empowering for women...outside of that piece of shit he stars in and represents. Does he actually do work for women and girls or been involved in the community?

[jewel21]

I don't understand how Max could do that? Is he completely soulless and devoid of emotion and a sense of right and wrong? He's too old not to know better and to realize he is killing his future sibling.

 

Maybe he's related to Victor, somehow...?

[boes]

I don't understand how Max could do that? Is he completely soulless and devoid of emotion and a sense of right and wrong? He's too old not to know better and to realize he is killing his future sibling.

 

Maybe he's gluten intolerant.  

 

One breadstick per family.  

Edited April 20, 2016 by boes

[valleycliffe]

Everyone was horrified as she fell but Max smirked. Really, Pratt? You're going there? A little boy who is capable of this? FFS. Not that this baby was going to survive. But making Max, a little boy, evil?

 

want to know what i think?  oh well, i'm going to tell you anyway.

 

I THINK that pratt originally wanted to make faith the evil one with sage (with everything we have seen max fantasize about), however, due to backlash, he had to ease up on her and just let her be a little girl...

 

enter max, whom no one knows or gives a flying fig about and et voila, little chuckie has arrived.

[catalogrrr]

Yea his show's so empowering for women...outside of that piece of shit he stars in and represents. Does he actually do work for women and girls or been involved in the community?

I should mention that the National Women's Show is a joke and not worth the price of admission, even if the tickets are free. Sigh ...

[basiltherat]

valley, I think They decided not to evil-ize Faith because she played Young Dolly Parton, America's Sweetheart, while Poor Boy's Macauley Culkin was already creepy.

[valleycliffe]

that could be so basiltherat, but at the time, when they had faith acting out, i, along with others, made it be known to ptb that faith was not evil in the least but just a little girl who had her whole world turned upside down in the space of minutes..

 

sometimes, letters, phone calls, emails, and feedback forms do work.

 

however, like i said, you could also be right.

[miamama]

I should mention that the National Women's Show is a joke and not worth the price of admission, even if the tickets are free. Sigh ...

The fact that a "National Women's Show" would have a soap hunk as a star attraction kind of says it all. Yikes.

[valleycliffe]

abby lost her baby.....

 

nikki moved in with sharon and dylan.

 

gosh pratt is evil..

[miamama]

abby lost her baby.....

 

nikki moved in with sharon and dylan.

 

gosh pratt is evil..

A child tripped his stepmother in order to cause her to miscarry (and potentially break her neck). This is Pratt's idea of good soap. wow.

 

And here I thought MAB sucked. At least Adam was a grown man.

[jewel21]

Yup, Abby lost the baby. A little girl. And I'm oddly mad about it. Fucking, Max.

 

Lily looked at the surveillance tape and just saw Abby fall. Hopefully Cane will look at it again and catch Max stringing up the wire and then taking it down.

 

Nikki moving in with Sharon is hilarious and a train wreck. Those two are great at dishing out the insults. Lush, gold-digger. Oh, man.

 

Oh, and Adam is the CEO of Chelsea's fashion line or something. Whatever.

 

And Sage dug up the fact that Nurse lady was actually a patient of Sandy's! I didn't know they let nutcases become nurses in the baby ward. Go figure.

[crowsworks]

Okay this is the woman who has shot Jack how many times?

 

Well, who hasn't???

Cane do something smart?....Max will kill him too and erase the tape....

 

I think Max is the baby Manbrina was preggers with when she died. The real Prictor Junior.

[Artsda]

Sage getting the hell out of there when Nikki showed up was hilarious. 

 

Nikki comes into Sharon's house and then gives her an attitude. Sharon should point out to Dylan the main house isn't that far. Why doesn't she go to Victoria's?

Sharon shouldn't be the one trying so hard to get along with her. 

[MollyB]

 

artsda quote

Why doesn't she go to Victoria's?

I mentioned this in another rant.  I get Dylan is Drinnki's son-but she has a much longer, stronger relationship with Victoria.  If her family is trying to help her through her alcohol problem-why is she being placed in a stressful situation?  Living with Sharon and Dylan and a new baby would drive the soberest teetotaler to drink.

[peacheslatour]

 

Living with Sharon and Dylan and a new baby would drive the soberest teetotaler to drink.

And Sage, who apparently lives up Sharon's ass.

[miamama]

NOTBilly was wearing Eddie Haskel jeans today. Can someone shoot him? In his smug face? Please? God he's an asshole. Also he mumbles more than Mumbles. I couldn't fucking understand what he was saying to Victoria in the hospital (rewound it three times and then gave up).

 

More Victoria-Billy awkward bonding. This is so stupid. These people have been married off and on for how many years now? I find it so ludicrous that they just. can't. connect. OMG they're so Rachel and Ross. RME.

 

I used to watch GH years ago and NOTBilly in his dark clothes in that dark place brooding with bottles of booze behind him as he angsts over his dead kid pain made me think of Sonny Corinthos. God help us. 

 

Sweet scenes with Jack and Ashley.

 

Nice to see Sharon playing detective and getting to have a brain. I don't even mind pointless Sage in those scenes.

 

That Max kid is cute but the story is asinine. 

 

I hope this is the last day of grieving for this insta-baby. Abby was in her first trimester FFS. My family did not gather around and weep openly for a first trimester miscarriage. Those are usually private moments. And then after a few weeks you try again. It really bugs when soaps treat them exactly like the death of a child. It's a different experience.

Edited April 22, 2016 by miamama

[TwistedSoul7]

I really wished Jack had told Billy to get his head out his ass because not everything is about him. He there ranting about Passkey and Jack is trying to tell him his niece was in pain. STFU Billy. Ugh. I hate him.

Edited April 22, 2016 by TwistedSoul7

[HeatLifer]

"I have to throw this out." Lmaoooooooooooo.

[jewel21]

God, Max is one creepy little fucker.

 

"Forget Me Not - Max."

 

If only I could, Max. If only I could, you demented little demon.

 

ETA: And what the hell happened to Billy? One minute he's at the hospital, and the next he just leaves and goes home after Vicky goes to throw out her coffee? No trying to see Abby? No, bye Ashley and Jack? No, hey maybe I should give you a hug, my grieving sister?  Geez, way to suck balls, Billy.

Edited April 22, 2016 by jewel21

[boes]

So Jack manages to shut Keebler Billy up long enough to drag his stick insect body to the hospital and the FIRST thing this reptilian slime ball does is make what happened to Abby about HIM AND PASSKEY?  What, was it gestating in his pancake ass for the last couple of months?  

Maybe so, since that's where what few brains he possesses must reside.

 

What a piece of crap he is.

[HeatLifer]

Billy expecting Phyllis at his door and Jack not thinking that was fucked up and inappropriate was also dumb. Jack ain't that oblivious, show.

[miamama]

Victor: "Your mother put me in here."
Nick: "You put yourself in here the minute you hired a drug lord to be Jack."

 

Well, I'll give it to the neanderthal. He's the only member of his family currently in possession of a brain. 

[jewel21]

Looks like the baby secret is finally going to come out. Patty told Sharon she was never pregnant and the previews show Sharon sending off a paternity test.

 

Victor is still a giant turd.

 

Kyle will be back next episode. Summer's face was priceless. Maybe you should break up with your current boyfriend before sleeping with your next one, dumbass.

 

Kevin and Swiss Miss both suck.

 

Mariah is still my girl.

[jewel21]

Well damn it all to hell.

 

Sharon suspects that Sully is actually Christian and tells Sage she wants to stop investigating the nurse. You can tell she is freaking out and feels guilty but won't admit her suspicions to Sage. Sharon instead justifies them to herself by saying she needs to know for sure and sends off a paternity test. Oh, Sharon. Don't you know by now every time you withhold the truth, it comes out and people hate you for it? Gah.

 

Mariah is sad Kevin and SwissMiss are flirting and having dinner. She talks to Summer about it who gives her some advice. Hell if I remember what it is, though.

 

Summer gets called to Victoria's office thinking Vicky called her to stop Nick who was interrogating and threatening Luca to stay away from his daughter. Turns out, Vicky called her over because Kyle is there and wants to see her! Awkward!

 

See, Summer? This is what happens when you don't break up with your boyfriend before sleeping with someone else. It's called cheating. It's what Abby and Austin did to you while you were married to him.

 

Summer goes to dinner with Kyle who says he's been neglecting her and needs to give her more attention and love. Summer wants to break up and they do. Bye, Kyle! Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

Victor and Ray Wise (I forget the character's name) are talking about the doctor. RW punches Victor in the stomach so he'll have to go see the doctor again and get more into on her. It turns out Dr. Nosy has daddy issues and says her father is a S.O.B. just like Victor. This amuses the devil and he starts to laugh. Turns out the Doctor's father is in charge of who stays or leaves the prison. Victor shares this info with Ian (I remembered his name!) and then threatens him never to punch him in the stomach again.

 

Victor keeps saying the word "daddy" over and over again to Ian while taking about the doctor that I find it majorly creepy and it makes my skin crawl. "Daddy" and "My Baby" are two words Victor should never utter aloud.

 

Sage runs into Mariah at Crimson Lights. She's looking for Kevin (who brought Natalie there to try and sober her up after their dinner) and wants him to do some work for her. Kevin is trying to support a drunk Natalie and says he'll get back to her. That leaves Mariah and Sage to chat and Sage mentions the whole psycho nurse thing and Patty and Sharon no longer wanting to investigate which arouses Mariah's suspicions.

 

Sharon, whose ears must be burning, shows up and runs into them. Sage takes her leave and Mariah asks what is going on with nurse psycho and her baby brother. The topic of Sharon's miscarriage comes up and Mariah says Sharon is lucky she got pregnant so soon after losing the baby and didn't have to tell Dylan the truth. Sage overhears this and you can tell the light bulb is going off in her head.

 

Yup, Sage is dead, guys. I'm pretty sure.

 

SwissMiss is drunk off her ass and trying to get Kevin to sleep with her. He declines, thank fuck. And she passes out on the couch in her suite.

 

Previews show Abby talking to Ashley and saying she feels like she was pushed or something and blames Max. I can't recall the rest, sadly.

Edited April 25, 2016 by jewel21

[PatsyandEddie]

I applaud the jewelcap!

Run Kyle Run! You dodged a bullet !

Looks like Nurse Whatsherface confess to Sage tomorrow. Shit meet fan!

[boes]

I didn't mind Garden Gnome at all today.  Funny, that.  Now if he was sticking around, that would be a different thing.  And now that we have the Babaloo, the knockoff Lladro garden fountain ornament.....

 

So how many times did we hear people say how smart Summer was today?  There was Nick, the Babaloo, then Kyle.....only Victoria didn't debase herself.  Without saying it, she just knew she'd have to pay the Babaloo off to keep Dummer from glomming on to him.  

 

Swiss Miss is so far in the charm negative for me that she'll never catch up.  There is nothing funny, quirky or charming about her.  And Kevin.......

 

Show had Sharon all over the place today, but I think her approach is actually the smartest one, to find out first before telling anybody.  Now we'll see if she actually does.  Ol' Hammertoes is gonna go nutz.

 

So Bert and Ernie are up to their prison highjinks again.  So what if the doctor's dad is on the parole board?  Because unless Victor got sentenced to 10 years with the possibility of parole after three weeks, it shouldn't even be a possibility for at least 5 years.  

And I know Show won't stop, but having Victor get all physical with Ian Ward is just so ridiculous.  Plus, punching Victor in that HUGE stomach of his should have hurt Ian's hand.  Victor's metal-threaded Spanx must hurt.

[jewel21]

Thanks, PatsyandEddie!

 

I hate how quickly money has changed Kevin. The expensive watch and suit, the sports car. Caviar and champagne in the middle of the afternoon. Gah. Not willing to share any of his money with Mariah. Making out with SwissMiss. I am forever referring to him as Il Douche.

Edited April 26, 2016 by jewel21

[boes]

Thanks, PatsyandEddie!

 

I hate how quickly money has changed Kevin. The expensive watch and suite, the sports car. Caviar and champagne in the middle of the afternoon. Gah. Not willing to share any of his money with Mariah. Making out with SwissMiss. I am forever referring to him as Il Douche.

 

Great name!   I will be stealing it.

[valleycliffe]

i was at a different forum and a cdn poster said that on today's eppy that herb crashes her car while sharon looks on..i asked where it happened but they haven't replied yet.  

r.i.p. herb, wish you had left sooner.

[valleycliffe]

ok, found out that sharon was driving behind sage when the car accident occured.

apparently sage was leaving a voicemail for nick, dropped her cell phone and then tried to pick it back up when she crashed.

i hope she is DEAD.

[PatsyandEddie]

Of course Sharon will be blamed no matter what. Sage didn't even know that Sharon was behind her. 

[pearlite]

Well, there was lots not to like in yesterday's CDN. To be specific, the levels of stupidity in Victor's conversation with Dr Dolittle. Apparently this woman can't smell bait when it's been out in the sun for six days. For me*** the general theme of "All She Wants is Another Baby," doesn't play into my interests--oh, NotBilly, you bought Brash and Sassy! You devil--a moribund cosmetics line--the buy of the millennium.

Now, I know most of you don't enjoy Abby but frankly, I thought MO did a good job of stonewalling L'il ShitDemon, and of standing up to the giant loaf of blah that she married.

***Now, about these asterisks... Crosby, I need you here. And I offer a warning to Sharon fans in advance.

Because I've never understood the Sharon character, and frankly this pile of buried lies, mischances, "doin' it all to save Deadwood from the manpain," and assorted other crap has bored me out of what few brain cells I can claim. Why should I care? Because "All She Wants..." Nope, no sale. Because her months of bonding count for more than another woman's loss of her child? Okay, wanna explain that to me? Because hormones? More no sale.

Mind you, I did enjoy the typical Toonces the Driving Cats routine of Baby Snatchin' Sharon and Desperate Sage. In a sick way, but c'mon.

[Artsda]

Sage was pretty unlikable in the scene with Sharon. When the Faith/Sharon/Ashley reveal happened, both characters you felt for. In this episode I hated Sage and really didn't want Sharon to give her the baby. Sage was crazy angry instead of feeling happy for to get her baby back. 

I do hope she's dead. 

[Capricasix]

Did you see the baby in his playpen - he was up on all fours rocking back and forth, like "I'm so close to crawling, if I could just get my arms and legs to move!" ADORBZ

[crowsworks]

Don't forget - dad is the man Sage kidnapped and had plastic surgery performed on w/o permission to extort an elderly woman. How scary is that? He's unconscious and burned so I'll take him to my house instead of calling 911. It's the Kneel idea of first aid.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

2 hours ago, Capricasix said:

Did you see the baby in his playpen - he was up on all fours rocking back and forth, like "I'm so close to crawling, if I could just get my arms and legs to move!" ADORBZ

YES!!  I love that baby!  He is so expressive with the actors and he was smiling watching Mariah talk the other day.  And Sully in that blue rabbit hat was adorable and I could hardly pay attention to anything else in the scene but him.  How do the actors keep a straight face without smooching him during the scenes!

[valleycliffe]

so, is herb dead or alive?

 

anyone seen today's show yet?

ok, at a different forum it was posted that sharon called 911, herb asked to see her son, she saw him then died.

[PatsyandEddie]

Sharon did call 911 but told Paul she came upon the accident after it happened. She also tried to tell Dylan and he ( of course ) mentioned that he wouldn't know what he would do if he lost her or Sully. So, anyone want to bet she keeps quiet because of Dylan's mainpain? 

Loved watching Ashley rip one off of Hilary with Simon at her side. 

New guy on scene who is a bartender at some unknown bar where Vicki went for a drink. 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

I can't stand GT's intensity with her downturned wrinkled mouth and no lips!  LOLOLOL

[jewel21]

I haven't watched today's eppy yet. I just wanted to say I'm glad  forums are back because the last two days have been so boring without y'all. However, I'm not sure I like this new layout. I'm so anti-change, heh.

 

Also, concerning yesterday's CDN, I was happy Abby stuck to her guns and let Max know she is onto him. God, I hate that smirky demon.

I like Sharon, but I'm annoyed with her wanting again to keep secrets and just run away on a family vacation. She knows what it's like to think her baby died and then find out it's alive. Why would she try and do the same to Sage? Imagine if Ashley had never come forward and instead kept Faith. Like come on, Sharon!

Sage was super nasty, though. Like Sharon found out all of an hour ago and only suspected yesterday. Calm down. And of course she crashed her car. Which now means Sharon will never let the truth out. Gah. Nick is going to hate her so much.

[miamama]

2 hours ago, Foghorn Leghorn said:

I can't stand GT's intensity with her downturned wrinkled mouth and no lips!  LOLOLOL

I can't either. She's revolting. So is Scarecrow Billy, her pseudo lover. I wish PB wasn't being used to give these two newbie losers story. I'm so over it. 

At least Kelly Sullivan and her caterpillar eyebrows are gone. I'm sure there will be flashbacks but she is DEAD (I see on Twitter; there is a party, lol). Perhaps there is hope NOTBilly will one day be sent packing as well. GT has some hope because when she's not being a snarly freak she's fine. But at this point I can't look at her any more. She looks hideous and her behaviour is indefensible.

Edited April 28, 2016 by miamama

[miamama]

9 hours ago, Capricasix said:

Did you see the baby in his playpen - he was up on all fours rocking back and forth, like "I'm so close to crawling, if I could just get my arms and legs to move!" ADORBZ

That baby is KILLING ME. He's so cute it's unbearable. That quizzical little expression. 

[Artsda]

Yay she's dead! What surprised me was how fast they killed her off, within the first 20 mins of the show she was already dead. I expected more of a drag out and cliffhanger of her dying. Instead they just instantly did it and half way through Paul's already telling Dylan that Sage is dead.  

[miamama]

I basically FFd the episode except for 40 seconds. The new blond guy I thought would be an Abbott but is not looks like Billy Miller. Why didn't they cast him as Billy? And they have a new bar set I think?

Hilary and Jack talking and sort of bonding. That was interesting. She said she's his "friend always." I'm here for HiJack. I'm basically here for Jack and anyone or anything that isn't the reptile. NEVERBilly can have her.

Joshua Morrow crying with the fist at his mouth. Made me giggle. Goodness he's bad.

I can't believe they are going there with Sharon again. If she doesn't tell today, the day of the accident, she's fucked. The whole sordid saga will be her fault. Yet again. Who is entertained by Sharon being written like this? And all to protect poor Dylan. I don't know how Sharon Case is doing it. But I suppose she made out with EB...so.....

[crowsworks]

A great story line would be Sharon deciding (soon) to tell and telling Nikki first (So she can help with Dylan) And Drinkki tells her to shut up. Fun. Also I'd love it if Adam found out and shut her up. That would be sort of payback for him stealing Faith and (sort of) Conner from Dylan... cause Now he's the kids only parent and he needs another kid like Summer needs more lip implants.

[crowsworks]

Nick should be sentimental and roll Herb up in the tarp from the storage room - good times.

Gee, Sage. If you held your dead baby you couldn't hold before, or even buried it, maybe you'd have caught on sooner.

Did her and Nick think it went in the composter or what?

Most hospitals photograph babies just in case the parents want it later.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

10 hours ago, miamama said:

That baby is KILLING ME. He's so cute it's unbearable. That quizzical little expression. 

I play his scenes over and over, he kills me, love him!! I wonder if he is a twin??

[miamama]

11 minutes ago, Foghorn Leghorn said:

I play his scenes over and over, he kills me, love him!! I wonder if he is a twin??

Don't they have to be? For child labour laws or something? He is on quite a bit. Cutest baby ever. He might have surpassed my love for Johnny Abbott. Or at least matched it.