Farrah

[Jennifersdc]

2 hours ago, AirQuotes said:

Y'all!  Look what I found!  Farrah posted this video on her youtube channel Feb 20, and I can't describe it.  Her pet gremlin is down in the right corner agreeing with ALL of Farrah's nonsense.  Listen to Farrah but watch Sophia.  The entire video has to be watched because she types things on screen and the Farrah speak is heavy.  I think part of her lawsuit is MTV "dealing candy" to Sophia.  ?????

I can’t even. Between this, the music video and the review I think I’ve peed myself several times.

She really is Grade A crazy. I’m going to miss her!

[teapot]

we're gonna hope like hell that this is not true.

 

[Kb60]

3 hours ago, AirQuotes said:

Since the video has already been posted, allow me to offer this ~ a Shane Dawson review of the video.  It is like he hangs out here because he is hitting all the highlights that we snark on and I love it.  The best is when he snarks on her Farrah'ism speech patterns.

OMG, airq ,that is fucking hilarious! How in the world did you find this masterpiece? Lol.

[AirQuotes]

9 minutes ago, Kb60 said:

OMG, airq ,that is fucking hilarious! How in the world did you find this masterpiece? Lol.

Someone asked for links to Farrah's "music" to be posted here for ease of access so I was trying to find her remarkable for all the wrong reasons "On My Own" video and the Shane video was in the list.  I've been so lol my cheeks hurt.

47 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

I can’t even. Between this, the music video and the review I think I’ve peed myself several times.

She really is Grade A crazy. I’m going to miss her!

I know! lol

[GreatKazu]

12 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

I know! It looked like an old King Kong Movie! 

You're killing me Smalls! lol 

3 hours ago, Misslindsey said:

I have missed some seasons of this show. This is probably a stupid question, does Sophia have any friends or anything or does she just follow Farrah around?

None that we know of. Her friend is her mother, and she can't even do that right. 

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Then, when discussing how the location scout turned producer faked the late scene — and the bottom of the screen she writes that Amber’s pregnancy is faked. In Farrah speak what is she trying to communicate?

She also shared that at the start of 16&P there were therapists that screened potential applicants. Gee, I wonder how many of them even passed. 

Yes, in Farrah speak things need to be deciphered. What does she mean? 

Therapists? Kinko Kathleen. 

[MaggieG]

@AirQuotes Sophia looks deranged in that video. Some of the faces she made, oy! I couldn't even finish it, I only made it about 2 minutes lol

Edited February 26, 2018 by MaggieG

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 2/24/2018 at 4:45 AM, ginger90 said:

Michael doth protest too much, methinks.  If Farrah receives five and SIX figures per month, why did she need to sell her house, place her personal belongings in plastic trash bags and move herself, her daughter, her horse, and her dogs into Michael's house?  Surely she could have rented a place by now, either in Austin or L.A.  

[FairyDusted]

plastic bags???? WOW

[Snarky McSnarky]

4 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

plastic bags???? WOW

In an earlier episode this season, they showed the bags being stored in Michael's garage.  He indicated that he wasn't too pleased with the situation.

[FairyDusted]

Well I've seen her try to pack a suitcase, badly.

[Jennifersdc]

I had to listen to everything again. Seriously been grinning like a fool all day.

Found someone who unbelievably doesn’t enjoy the musical talents of Farrah Abraham! That would be my dog. She’s cowering in the corner staring at me with a very confused look on her face. Last night I used my headphones. Sorry Mimi!

[FairyDusted]

@Jennifersdc   Awwww! Now you have to pay for puppy therapy.  

[Jennifersdc]

35 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

@Jennifersdc   Awwww! Now you have to pay for puppy therapy.  

No worries! According to Farrah-logic I can sue!

[FairyDusted]

HAHAHAHA! Completely true!

[Kalamityjayne]

On 24/02/2018 at 5:02 AM, CofCinci said:

In California, it must not matter if she’s homeschooled.  It doesn’t matter if they’re Union either. If a child is being a filmed, a set teacher is required.  It’s clear from this clip that production halted once Farrah fired the teacher and that they cannot proceed until another teacher is secured. 

She sold her TX house (finally) in Nov. 2017.  Did they move to CA?  I remember when we discussed child filming law last year. Sophia may now be a CA resident - the only child on this exploitative series to be in CA, the state with the most solid and enforced child labor laws. 

My kids are homeschooled and it doesn’t matter. They still have a set teacher if it is more than one day of filming.  For one day shoots, there hasn’t been a teacher, which always sucks because they also act as a liaison between production and the parent and an advocate for the children.  At least the ones we’ve worked with always have.

 

I imagine its because it would be too easy for production to just have parents say they’re homeschooled when the in fact they aren’t.  Keeps whomever has to investigate these things from having to do deep dives and check with counties on every kids’ school enrollment status.

[kokapetl]

7 hours ago, teapot said:

we're gonna hope like hell that this is not true.

 

Susan Lucci thinks Mowgli will be worth that much? What a “#scandel”

[AmyFarrahFowler]

Why am I getting shades of Teri Shields? She negotiated big money for Brooke in Pretty Baby. She did a nude scene at 12. Farrah seems to be operating the same way.

[GreatKazu]

@FairyDusted another!  I told you. New episodes...

 

@Jennifersdc Oh, your poor dog. lol Too funny. 

[FairyDusted]

I know! WTF…I'm ready for a fresh episode to gnaw on. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

6 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

plastic bags???? WOW

Here's the video clip:

http://www.mtv.com/news/3044628/teen-mom-og-farrah-dad-michael

[FairyDusted]

Thank you @Snarky McSnarky ! I didn't even think about it until I wondered why the horse was there. No more fast forward!

[FairyDusted]

50 minutes ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

Why am I getting shades of Teri Shields? She negotiated big money for Brooke in Pretty Baby. She did a nude scene at 12. Farrah seems to be operating the same way.

You ain't lyin

[CofCinci]

Farrah is many terrible things but I cannot imagine her auctioning off her daughter’s virginity. 

[FairyDusted]

Oh No not what I meant at all. I was thinking in a child actor sense. Making movies on Lifetime? 

[Emmierose]

Farrah is absolutely FRIGHTENING in that clip where she’s yelling at Kristen through the open car window and has those horrendous blue contacts in.   Like Linda Blair Exorcist level scary.  Just what the fuck is that about?

And Michael has certainly chugged the Farrah Kool Aid with his bullshit twitter rant about how many contracts Farrah has and how much money she’s pulling in.  I used to feel kinda bad for Michael despite always thinking he was a Grade A pansy but he gets zero sympathy anymore.  Michael’s weird Farrah obsession and over involvement in her peddling her vagina “for six figures” is now waaaay creepy.  And fuck Amy for going along with this creepy father/ daughter sex shit.  Time to draw the line there Amy and walk away.  

[Brooklynista]

I wanna hold Amy down and douse her in conditioner.

[Kb60]

I wanna tell her to run away from that family as fast as she can. She's doomed.

[Marisagf]

RE: that video.  I'm pretty sure that is a big bouquet of white roses. But I first thought it was a cake or pie covered in whipped cream.  And I thought Sophia was going to stick her face in it and come up looking like she just took a pie to the face in a vaudeville routine!

[MistyMeg]

14 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Farrah is many terrible things but I cannot imagine her auctioning off her daughter’s virginity. 

I agree with you 100%....a couple of groups I belong to are talking about this....I really cannot  see this being true!  To an extent I am a Farrah fan...I see all her faults...you cannot be a great Mom if you  never had one...etc etc...I refuse to believe that Farrah would do this...I also read that she was going to retire on the proceeds!   Sorry load of   Bol***ks....For a start Sophia would be an adult and have her own free choice! Why would Farrah have any say in it?  Maybe sometimes we need to remember this is the internet.....don't believe  everything you read!  If Farrah has really been sacked from the show the only person who will be truly happy is Manky Maci..she is so jealous of Farrah because she gets more attention than her ( even if it is negative attention)..Farrah may not be everyones cup if tea  but she does at at least provide a bit of drama for us!!   She is the only Teen Mom who  who does NOT need to be on the show just fro the money....what have the others ever done to improve their financial status? not a lot!!!  

[MistyMeg]

11 hours ago, Emmierose said:

Farrah is absolutely FRIGHTENING in that clip where she’s yelling at Kristen through the open car window and has those horrendous blue contacts in.   Like Linda Blair Exorcist level scary.  Just what the fuck is that about?

And Michael has certainly chugged the Farrah Kool Aid with his bullshit twitter rant about how many contracts Farrah has and how much money she’s pulling in.  I used to feel kinda bad for Michael despite always thinking he was a Grade A pansy but he gets zero sympathy anymore.  Michael’s weird Farrah obsession and over involvement in her peddling her vagina “for six figures” is now waaaay creepy.  And fuck Amy for going along with this creepy father/ daughter sex shit.  Time to draw the line there Amy and walk away.  

I have to say that I too believe there is something "strange"  about this relationship...I can only think of 2 things..both of which may be completely wrong!!

1..Has Michael in some way been the abuser and is keeping Farrah "sweet" to stay silent?

2.  Doing what he has to do to stay in the show for the money! 

[Jennifersdc]

There is something seriously wrong with these fucking people. I’m not much better cause I find it so funny.

Deb and Michael seemed to have a perfectly fine upper-middle class lifestyle. They’ve apparently thrown it all to the wind to be hangers on to their daughter’s train wreck. What does Michael do for a living? Does Deb’s frequently touted (by her) “Executive MBA” help with her “gangsta rap” career? As noted above Amy seriously needs conditioner. Does she actually speak?

None of the other parents act like this. Sure Randy, Babs and Butch love the attention - but all kept their day jobs (I’m sure Babs was earning more from show than her WalMart career). Including Butch whose day job is “junkie” - at least he has the excuse of being high. 

Hadn’t even watched in months. Caught up yesterday OnDemand. See needed to get a Farrah fix after discovering ”Blowin” (side note - need Great Kazu’s address to send flowers and also whoever posted the review by Shane) and anxious to see her getting her comeuppance re Morgan Freeman. Hopefully the real Morgan Freeman hasn’t been mistakenly harassed by this.

But MTV fucked me. No surprise there! Now I have to watch again next week. 

At least I got to see Amber in her pajama’s acting like she has any real interest in her daughter multiple times again! Ugh...the whole Catelynn thing too is beyond disturbing. 

Edited February 27, 2018 by Jennifersdc
Minor grammar/double negative. Purposely keeping in pajama’s cause I think they have their own identity.

[FairyDusted]

Glad to see you. I was going to send a medic;)

[LotusFlower]

So Farrah’s been replaced by Mackenzie from Teen Mom 3:

http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/27/teen-mom-3-star-mackenzie-mckee-joins-og-cast-replace-farrah-abraham/

[monicageller]

[Jennifersdc]

1 hour ago, FairyDusted said:

Glad to see you. I was going to send a medic;)

I’m alive and well! Mimi is doing much better too post-Farrah Blowin. It took a larger than average frozen marrow bone and I let her chase her favorite cat (she’s convinced he’s into it  - he’s generally not). Sorry Kyles! I’m now considering suing on his behalf.

[FairyDusted]

19 minutes ago, monicageller said:

What the actual fuck is this????

[druzy]

1 minute ago, FairyDusted said:

What the actual fuck is this????

I thought the same thing but realized it's a parody account.

[FairyDusted]

Even for a parody account that's a disturbing photo. I know it's been said just wait a few years and so and so will be on the show with their own but WOW! EEEEK! 

@druzy I'm going to need a ride to therapy LOL 

[jenifaohjenny]

That video is priceless with Sophia in the corner! I was mesmerized. 

So the social media posts...that’s her only evidence? That’s it! I was excited for more. 

My favorite line was...that’s my social justice for the world. What does that even mean?!?! 

[Jennifersdc]

7 minutes ago, druzy said:

I thought the same thing but realized it's a parody account.

It’s a really funny parody account re Barb that somehow got verified? I just noticed that above. Yet still Steve from Florida re Howard Stern (aka Bobo) can’t get one?

You’ve never seen this?  It not even close to being her best work. Fake Barb is hysterical. I’d pay her to post more.

[druzy]

8 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Even for a parody account that's a disturbing photo. I know it's been said just wait a few years and so and so will be on the show with their own but WOW! EEEEK! 

@druzy I'm going to need a ride to therapy LOL 

I follow Barbara on Instagram so when I saw it posted here I checked Instagram and didn't see it. Then I clicked on the post and it says it's a parody account. It is a disturbing photo.

@FairyDusted no problem, I'll give you a ride, as long as your therapist isn't Kinko Kathy.

1 minute ago, Jennifersdc said:

It’s a really funny parody account re Barb that somehow got verified? I just noticed that above. Yet still Steve from Florida re Howard Stern (aka Bobo) can’t get one?

You’ve never seen this?  It not even close to being her best work. Fake Barb is hysterical. I’d pay her to post more.

I think she may have photoshopped that blue check. Steve from Florida should photoshop a blue check too!

[FairyDusted]

@Jennifersdc I actually follow that account and Barbs real one too but haven't taken the time to go through many with all the latest Media Teen Mom BS.  No way would Babs post that. She barely posts but the kids are clean and all smiles. I generally enjoy both;)

[monicageller]

It's the parody Babs, not the real one. Sorry for any confusion!

[Jennifersdc]

1 minute ago, FairyDusted said:

@Jennifersdc I actually follow that account and Barbs real one too but haven't taken the time to go through many with all the latest Media Teen Mom BS.  No way would Babs post that. She barely posts but the kids are clean and all smiles. I generally enjoy both;)

I’m ignorant like that. Parody Instagram vs Twitter (not on either). The unverified Twitter is BabsEvansMTV. It’s really funny. Maybe I could even get some of that “Blowin” debt back.

[FairyDusted]

2 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

I’m ignorant like that. Parody Instagram vs Twitter (not on either). The unverified Twitter is BabsEvansMTV. It’s really funny. Maybe I could even get some of that “Blowin” debt back.

It's funny because I only follow her and Randy and Jeff Simms  on both.   Hey closer to my age. LOL 

[Jennifersdc]

16 minutes ago, druzy said:

I follow Barbara on Instagram so when I saw it posted here I checked Instagram and didn't see it. Then I clicked on the post and it says it's a parody account. It is a disturbing photo.

@FairyDusted no problem, I'll give you a ride, as long as your therapist isn't Kinko Kathy.

I think she may have photoshopped that blue check. Steve from Florida should photoshop a blue check too!

You need to call in to offer that solution. My husband (the Howard Stern super fan) is going to laugh his ass off when I tell him.

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, monicageller said:

An example of what can be done with pictures of children. I get the humor if it, but it does disturb at the same time. I don’t want to even guess what else is out there of this particular child.

Edited February 27, 2018 by ginger90

[FairyDusted]

No Doubt! 

[AmandaUnbidden]

I'm kind of concerned about Farrah's nude pics remark. Part of me thinks that Farrah just spouted that off because she thought it made her sound like a cool uninhibited mom and made her relevant. Then another part of me wonders if she was in fact telling the truth and things are even more disturbing than we already thought.

I don't know. It worries me because I don't think Farrah has a grasp on what healthy boundaries are especially when it comes to sexuality and children. She treats Sophia like a mini adult. Also, Farrah is not mentally sound. She just isn't. I think she has gone to a lot of therapy and has made a tiny bit of growth but that's nothing. She's still pretty deranged.

If she wasn't doing porn and denying it, even to herself, I might not worry so much about Sophia. I'm not saying you can't be a good mother if you do porn. But I think in those cases the mom understands boundaries and knows how important it is to clearly separate that kind of work from your life with your child. Farrah does not do that.

Farrah thinks being sex positive is being totally open with Sophia about everything including her porn career. She talks about it in front of her. She advertised one of her web cam videos on Sophia's instagram and now claims to take nude pics with her child and keep them on her phone. Looking at all of these things together, it's hard not to worry about what is going on in her home.

It's seriously alarming, and I even thought about anonymously reporting her to CPS since I live in TX, and I assume Farrah still does too. I didn't report her though as I didn't feel I had enough information being a complete stranger who only knows of her through the show and the tabloids.

I hope I'm wrong in my feelings. Hopefully, Farrah was just spouting off nonsense like she always does and does not put Sophia in harms way but I don't have high hopes of that. I just hope that if there is anything untoward happening then someone that knows Farrah personally will report her. I would feel better having CPS, at least, investigate and make sure Sophia is safe and maybe CPS could also educate Farrah about boundaries and the dangers of having nude pics of Sophia on her phone. Idk I never wanted to have to think about this kind of stuff just from watching some random reality show. Shit is getting too real for me, y'all. 

[druzy]