Catelynn (and Tyler)

[ghoulina]

45 minutes ago, poopchute said:

Yeah sorry sounds like you made up a pretend husband.

Yet he's still twice the man Tyler is. 

[Brooklynista]

1 hour ago, poopchute said:

Yeah sorry sounds like you made up a pretend husband.

Like Farrah to get on Marriage Bootcamp?? You should be ashamed.

[ghoulina]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

Like Farrah to get on Marriage Bootcamp?? You should be ashamed.

Bahahahaha! 

You guys are killing me.

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

Yet he's still twice the man Tyler is. 

You can't compare your husband to Tyler! As we speak, Tyler is sporting Cate's waist trainer and he is shaving his chest hair, legs, and arm pits. Tyler should try out for RuPaul's Drag Race.

[MargeGunderson]

You all are my kind of people!

[ginger90]

Guess it's not a real gift unless you post about it

and, how old is Cate???

https://mobile.twitter.com/CatelynnLowell/status/841350403526660098?p=v

[CofCinci]

It probably didn't fit Tyler or it wasn't his color.

(Also, Beauty and the Beast is about a forcing your hostage to fall in love with you.)

[Caracoa1]

I hear these two are up to some other scheme to keep themselves from getting real jobs!  What "business" are they into now?  

[ginger90]

Of course the business has to start as a big mystery

https://mobile.twitter.com/CatelynnLowell/status/842472701470162944?p=v

I wonder if it has anything to do with a tweet of Amber's. If it does, perhaps we will see Nova dressed every once in a while

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/842790086529957888?p=v

[ghoulina]

Oh Lord, if they have a children's clothing line it will be diapers and Ritz cracker crumbs stuck to your naked torso. 

[Caracoa1]

I take it their one time Reunited show fell apart?!!!  Ratings that bad so now they're onto another bullshit idea?  

[CofCinci]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRwXcjqDML0/

i think her new clothing line found inspiration in the wardrobe worn by Endora on Betwitched and Mrs. Roper on Three's Company. 

[polandspring]

19 hours ago, CofCinci said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRwXcjqDML0/

i think her new clothing line found inspiration in the wardrobe worn by Endora on Betwitched and Mrs. Roper on Three's Company. 

I'm dying.

[GreatKazu]

On 3/18/2017 at 8:38 PM, CofCinci said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRwXcjqDML0/

i think her new clothing line found inspiration in the wardrobe worn by Endora on Betwitched and Mrs. Roper on Three's Company. 

lol

While she lives her life like Pig Pen:

 

Someone needs to tell Catelynn her caftans are way too short.

Edited March 20, 2017 by GreatKazu

[EmeraldGirl]

If they try a children's clothing line I predict Cate will be pregnant any day now.  

I can't stand how they have to take pics of Nova with those stupid filters. She doesn't seem to get it (what little child would), and often looks scared. Kids don't understand when their parents look different, let alone seeing yourself all f'ed up. And it's always creepy to me when they put on those glamorous makeup filters and then call her gorgeous. How about when she just looks like herself? 

[druzy]

Catelynn wants us to See what General Mills is putting in our kids cereal! She didn't seem concerned about Nova eating off the carpet.

[ginger90]

She probably thought it said THC and clicked on the story.

[CofCinci]

Sure Jan that she feeds her kid. 

[SPLAIN]

You've got to be kidding me? Cate is worried about what is in Cheerios? What about all that shit they give her? I guess Cate must have sat on the couch, bored as fuck, and decided to read the Cheerios box as she laid out all the Cheerios on the floor for Noooooooova-Lee to eat.

Go ahead, Cate. Act like an outraged mother as you lie on the couch drinking alcohol, smoking weed, smoking cigarettes and scarfing down your 12th piece of pizza. Forget the cholesterol, the MSG, the nicotine, and all that you ingest and inhale. Forget the extra 75 pounds you are carrying and how that affects your heart. Forget how you are pickling your liver from the alcohol you drink. Forget your poor lungs as you inhale toxins from your ciggies and inhale the smoke from your weed.

How about worrying about all that fuel consumption you use on your five vehicles?

On 3/17/2017 at 4:16 PM, ghoulina said:

Oh Lord, if they have a children's clothing line it will be diapers and Ritz cracker crumbs stuck to your naked torso. 

DYING!

[AmyFarrahFowler]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

She probably thought it said THC and clicked on the story.

You have totally won my interwebz today ?

[ghoulina]

I am now going to be on high alert every time I see food in their house, and I will point out the inevitable hypocrisy at all the processed food they will continue eating. She's full of shit. 

[GreatKazu]

Cate thinks she is the next Food Babe. In reality, she is just Babe:

[DoctorWhovian]

Just another example of how poor science education is in America

[ginger90]

https://mobile.twitter.com/CatelynnLowell/status/845749727186554881?p=v

[Calm81]

21 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/CatelynnLowell/status/845749727186554881?p=v

She's humiliating herself, I bet Tyler is face palming himself.

She's trying too hard to be stand up mom that fights for special causes. ?

Her kids can't eat General Mills but feed them cheetos, Burger King with greasy fries, and scabs Cate flicked on the floor that poor Nooooova-Lee accidentally swallowed as it got interwoven with her ritz cracker lunch. Whatever Cate.

[ginger90]

Tyler is too busy getting excited about Justice League.  He did throw a family picture in the mix though

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSFQtpDDJaF/

[Calm81]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Tyler is too busy getting excited about Justice League.  He did throw a family picture in the mix though

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSFQtpDDJaF/

I was trying to talk myself out of typing this because I hate complimenting these fools but Catelynn actually looks cute here and more put together than she has in the past. Her hair looks good and I like the shirt/cardigan/Japanese coat thing? Idk what it's called but it's pretty. Tyler looks like a goober as always - he can't get rid of that trailer parkish look about him. You know the look. 

That will probably be the last compliment I give her.

[CofCinci]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Tyler is too busy getting excited about Justice League.  He did throw a family picture in the mix though

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSFQtpDDJaF/

They look like 3 strangers who just met moments before the "family" photo. Seriously. Would it have killed them to sit closer to each other? I'm sure the professional photographer encouraged it because this picture makes the photographer's work look terrible. 

[ghoulina]

Cate does look decent there. Tyler is like a boring nerd who tries to be a cool nerd, because he thinks nerds are in. Everything about him is just try hard. 

Nova is,of course, being completely annoyed as she manhandles the poor dog.

[SPLAIN]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Tyler is too busy getting excited about Justice League.  He did throw a family picture in the mix though

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSFQtpDDJaF/

Cate looks good in that photo because she bathed and shampooed her hair. They surely had a hair stylist on the set. I think the photographer told her the greasy, oily, pony-tail hair was just not cutting it. What is wrong with Tyler's mouth?

[Caracoa1]

Do these girls realize they are still on the air because they are a train wreck?  people love train wrecks!  they are not on TV because anybody cares or values what they have to say .....they are a joke to America!

[druzy]

https://twitter.com/dawnmbaker/status/847907905525477377

When has Cate educated, empowered and helped others? This is so delusional! 

The only thing I can think of is she educated the viewers on how to use a shirt to cover the rear view mirror of a car;

She empowered Tyler's ego by allowing him to belittle her; and

She helped April get high with a trip to Boogie Town.

 

[ghoulina]

I'm really not sure how HER adoption story has helped anyone - considering that she never achieved any of the goals she said she would, due to not having to raise a baby as a teenager. She also has a really unhealthy dynamic with Carly and her parents. She's clearly got a lot of deep issues from the adoption that have never been resolved, so I don't really think she's the person to counsel people on it. 

[CofCinci]

Her adoption story only helped Bethany. You can look at their 990s on Guidestar and other non-profit review sites -- then compare to their annual report released to the public.  So many babies coming their way now to steal and sell. Yes, I said sell.  $500,000 golf outing for their Board -- built off the revenue brought in from exploited young women who believe every adopted parent is like Theresa.  $94M in revenue in 2014 -- $94M in expenses. Less than 650 babies adopted. 

[ginger90]

Dawn gives me the creeps. It looks liker her profile picture is her with  them? 

[CofCinci]

Just now, ginger90 said:

Dawn gives me the creeps. It looks liker her profile picture is her with  them? 

She violates the NASW Code of Ethics in so many ways. 

[Caracoa1]

Catelynn is made up nicely but boy that girl is getting heavier and heavier every time she is photographed.

[ginger90]

They have big plans for the future (again) don't you know!

https://mobile.twitter.com/dawnmbaker/status/847571364823183361?p=v

[ghoulina]

Nova's face says, "Get me the fuck out of here!"

[poopchute]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

They have big plans for the future (again) don't you know!

https://mobile.twitter.com/dawnmbaker/status/847571364823183361?p=v

Wow Cate and Dawn look the same age. Yikes.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On 3/31/2017 at 5:59 PM, ghoulina said:

I'm really not sure how HER adoption story has helped anyone - considering that she never achieved any of the goals she said she would, due to not having to raise a baby as a teenager. She also has a really unhealthy dynamic with Carly and her parents. She's clearly got a lot of deep issues from the adoption that have never been resolved, so I don't really think she's the person to counsel people on it. 

Catelynn & Tyler's story on TM over the years changed how I feel about adoption....and not for the better. If anything, you'd think showing her grief and loss on TV over several seasons as well as how an open adoption isn't always going to stay as open as the birthmom expects would have been a negative for the adoption industry....

[Meatball]

I love the commercial for the new season where Cate is saying it's a new house and a new beginning.

A new beginning from what? Stale weed, dog shit and farts?

[Uncle JUICE]

8 hours ago, Meatball said:

I love the commercial for the new season where Cate is saying it's a new house and a new beginning.

A new beginning from what? Stale weed, dog shit and farts?

LOL, perfect. I can't wait for Tyler to be in cologne commercial for the fragrance he invented called "Stagnant...by Baltierra."

[EmeraldGirl]

12 hours ago, Meatball said:

I love the commercial for the new season where Cate is saying it's a new house and a new beginning.

A new beginning from what? Stale weed, dog shit and farts?

You're glamorizing it. ;)

Tyler posted old pics of Carly and said he cried for 4 hours about her. Great, here comes the new season, so get Carly back out there again! They've been quiet about her until its ratings time. 

Cate got her hair done and actually looked pretty cute. Slight bangs, blown out dark pink hair.  Then of course almost immediately there she is in that greasy looking bun again. What's the point? 

ETA: Andddddd Catelynn just posted on twitter that she's ready for a new baby. Tyler responded - "Me too babe".  Gotta keep the show going so we can see Carly #3. 

Edited April 4, 2017 by EmeraldGirl

[ghoulina]

2 hours ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Tyler posted old pics of Carly and said he cried for 4 hours about her.

Who the hell cries for four hours? I'm a crier, but damn. If I was crying for four hours straight my husband would probably try to have me admitted. And who checks the time while on such a serious crying jag to make note of just how long they've been crying? Who was watching Nova while he was crying for 4 hours? It certainly wasn't Crashed-on-the-Couch-Cate. 

[Uncle JUICE]

Just now, ghoulina said:

Who the hell cries for four hours? I'm a crier, but damn. If I was crying for four hours straight my husband would probably try to have me admitted. And who checks the time while on such a serious crying jag to make note of just how long they've been crying? Who was watching Nova while he was crying for 4 hours? It certainly wasn't Crashed-on-the-Couch-Cate. 

Holy fucking shit I'm dying. Absolutely dying. I'm picturing him going from wistful crying like where he wipes his eyes, listens to a googoo dolls song, looks at the sky, to absolutely ab crushing sobbing, like biting a wet washcloth in the shower, crying while he's driving to go get some quesadillas, blubbering as he tries to scarf them down, I mean holy shit, four hours of crying, that's serious mental illness. At some point even Cate had to be like "Get it together, dude." Just fucking snotty tissues all over, dog chewing on them, Nova avoiding eye contact...

[ginger90]

Twitter is used for some strange things, but tagging your husband for this?

https://mobile.twitter.com/CatelynnLowell/status/849306562254581762?p=v

Going by the comments I guess it's normal.

[EmeraldGirl]

I can guarantee that they typed that out together and then shouted, "Send!!".  Then they've spent the rest of the day counting the comments.  Lots of idiots talking about the most important thing - more beautiful blond Baltierras in this world (and only one who got lucky and got the hell outta there). 

[teapot]

1 hour ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Holy fucking shit I'm dying. Absolutely dying. I'm picturing him going from wistful crying like where he wipes his eyes, listens to a googoo dolls song, looks at the sky, to absolutely ab crushing sobbing, like biting a wet washcloth in the shower, crying while he's driving to go get some quesadillas, blubbering as he tries to scarf them down, I mean holy shit, four hours of crying, that's serious mental illness. At some point even Cate had to be like "Get it together, dude." Just fucking snotty tissues all over, dog chewing on them, Nova avoiding eye contact...

and *I'm* crying from laughing so hard at this post, so there's that.  Maybe I'll just tell my boss that I'm having a nervous breakdown and need the rest of the week off???

[leighroda]

2 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Who the hell cries for four hours? I'm a crier, but damn. If I was crying for four hours straight my husband would probably try to have me admitted. And who checks the time while on such a serious crying jag to make note of just how long they've been crying? Who was watching Nova while he was crying for 4 hours? It certainly wasn't Crashed-on-the-Couch-Cate. 

I wish I remembered the specific numbers, but while I was in psych for nursing school one of the things we studied was that physiologically a person can't cry that long... most people will calm a little for a little bit and then cry again, usually when whatever caused the crying to begin with is brought up in their mind again. It's a really short amount of time... I wanna say like 7 minutes, but don't quote me on that. I questioned this because I know I've spent nights crying, and I'm sure there is some variability in the numbers, but sure enough the next time I had a major breakdown (which was when my mom died, so it was a major life event) at some point I remembered the time crying thing and I did notice it was kinda in waves, that I would cry and calm down only to have something come up again.

my guess is Tyler say with a picture of Carly in front of him and conjured every negative thing that has ever happened to get his desired effect.