Catelynn (and Tyler)

[AmyFarrahFowler]

6 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I guess talking about her on twitter/instagram is ok?

not all sunshine though

https://mobile.twitter.com/CatelynnLowell/status/835668113794482176?p=v

Hey! At least her body is getting some water on it for a change. Too bad it won't be enough to get clean.

[poopchute]

Why is this on the Internet?  

[BXD]

On February 13, 2017 at 1:18 PM, Brooklynista said:

Tyler's great American novel is coming together.

What disturbs me most about this is all the comments saying how amazing this is. It actually scares me.

[ghoulina]

Adoption is hard, I imagine. Never dealt with it from either end myself. I think the openness of this one is a double edged sword. Sure, it's nice to know how Carly is doing, but being so connected, but not connected enough, is tearing Cate apart. I think that girl has some massive issues stemming from the adoption that she has never truly dealt with. I think if they would have navigated post-adoption life sans TV, things may have turned out very differently for them. 

[EmeraldGirl]

I'd feel gross sharing that card. It's still screwing with Carly's privacy, but it would also be incredibly precious and private to me. So a bunch of fucked up loser followers see it and say how great they are. What is that worth? Zilch. 

Too bad they're not going to Mexico. I could so see these dummies with Carly sombreros and a piñata to make magic child give candy to whatshername.

[DoctorWhovian]

Tyler must have skipped the day they taught paragraphs. 

[GreatKazu]

On 2/26/2017 at 6:28 PM, AmyFarrahFowler said:

Hey! At least her body is getting some water on it for a change. Too bad it won't be enough to get clean.

Water is not enough. She'd need some Lava soap and sand paper to get years of filth off of her.

[druzy]

I'm happy to see they are taking in all the local attractions in Puerto Rico-lol 

[poopchute]

Jesus, Cate is so fucking ignorant.

[druzy]

1 hour ago, poopchute said:

Jesus, Cate is so fucking ignorant.

And a Trashy Bitch! Trashy Bitch! She thinks she's being funny.

[Brooklynista]

7 hours ago, druzy said:

I'm happy to see they are taking in all the local attractions in Puerto Rico-lol 

Damn! Cate looks like someone's great aunt Agnes. Even if she doesn't lose weight, she can at least try to style herself so she doesn't look like she's on her way to Bingo night. 

[Caracoa1]

Cate and Tyler are such white trash!  They need to grow the fuck up, get jobs and stop trying to stay relevant with their bullshit antics!  If I were Carly I would be extremely humiliated to k ow these two were my birth parents...No fking way would I claim them when I was 18!

[Boofish]

They treat Carly's parents like they are just babysitting for them while they get their shit together.

[ghoulina]

Of course Matt is going to Snapchat everyone's daily activities to try and keep himself relevant. 

Catelynn, Coke is a worldwide brand. They'll know what you mean. 

[Brooklynista]

17 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Of course Matt is going to Snapchat everyone's daily activities to try and keep himself relevant. 

Catelynn, Coke is a worldwide brand. They'll know what you mean. 

Dumb ass is also international.  I hate ugly Americans.  These folks should stay in their trailer park.

[GreatKazu]

Taylor figured out how to say "beer" in Spanish. Um...isn't he from Texas? Texas borders on Mexico. Pretty sure Taylor's first word when he was a baby was "cerveza."

A lot of people in Puerto Rico understand English even if they don't speak it. Especially if they work at Burger King. Stupid ass, ignorant, trailer park trash.

Of course, Cate is eating burgers in Puerto Rico.

Edited March 2, 2017 by GreatKazu

[EmeraldGirl]

So she's going all Jim Bob Duggar and just adding an O to all words and calling it Spanish. That's just beautiful. Amazing culture and food, and these greasy Americans need a greasy American franchise. It looks like she's just applying the hamburger grease straight to her hair these days. Skip the middle man. 

And the sober Amber and Matt are partying it up in a bar. Imagine explaining to locals why you are famous and what the hell you are doing? 

Edited March 1, 2017 by EmeraldGirl

[poopchute]

Does Cate know how many weight watchers points are in a full fat coke??

[teapot]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Taylor figured out how to say "beer" in Spanish. Um...isn't he from Texas? Texas borders on Mexico. Pretty sure Taylor's first words when he was a baby was "cerveza."

A lot of people in Puerto Rico understand English even if they don't speak it. Especially if they work at Burger King. Stupid ass, ignorant, trailer park trash.

Of course, Cate is eating burgers in Puerto Rico.

I won't lie, though.  As a born & bred Boston girl, I got tremendously excited when I saw my beloved Dunkin Donuts in Puerto Rico, and made the whole family stop the car so I could get my fix!!!

[ginger90]

Lol I actually took a picture of a Kentucky Fried Chicken bag on the side of the road in Jamaica.  I didn't eat at one though!

[Uncle JUICE]

2 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Dumb ass is also international.  I hate ugly Americans.  These folks should stay in their trailer park.

I can't agree with this any harder. I'm happy to try to trot out any of the other languages I've tried to learn, and I find that the citizens are much nicer and more understanding of the barrier when you at least try. My company has offices in France, so when you go to France, people are always like "Oh, they hate americans there." No, what they hate is you getting into a restaurant, and expecting the waiter to speak English, then looking aggravated that they don't. 

[Brooklynista]

22 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Lol I actually took a picture of a Kentucky Fried Chicken bag on the side of the road in Jamaica.  I didn't eat at one though!

Well now I don't feel so bad that I went to Fat Burger in Dubai.  In my defense, there's no Fat Burger in Brooklyn so... it was still foreign to me. 

[jumper sage]

Did Cate have some big announcement on the aftershow for TM2?

[CofCinci]

4 minutes ago, jumper sage said:

Did Cate have some big announcement on the aftershow for TM2?

We can rule out that the announcement was that she took a shower.

[poopchute]

19 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

We can rule out that the announcement was that she took a shower.

Or learned how to push a stroller around the block.

[CofCinci]

She's so gross.

[GreatKazu]

6 hours ago, teapot said:

I won't lie, though.  As a born & bred Boston girl, I got tremendously excited when I saw my beloved Dunkin Donuts in Puerto Rico, and made the whole family stop the car so I could get my fix!!!

lol I'd stop there too if I was traveling. The closest DD around me is 40 minutes away.

57 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

She's so gross.

Cate looks like she is ready to take a shit in the pool.

That is likely the most water she has touched since Hawaii.

[GreatKazu]

6 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Well now I don't feel so bad that I went to Fat Burger in Dubai.  In my defense, there's no Fat Burger in Brooklyn so... it was still foreign to me. 

Awww that sucks. We have one nearby. Freakin' deeeeeelicious. Can't blame you for getting some when you could.

[Caracoa1]

I see that Catelynn's "mental illness" is not interfering with her Teen Mom publicity vacation!  Who goes to Puerto Rico to eat the same crap she can buy right down the street from her Michigan home?  

[ghoulina]

People who who have no interest in learning or broadening their horizons. People who go on vacation just to drink and party and care nothing about culture. People who probably watch American TV in their hotel all day until the bars open. 

It makes me sick. Not everyone is able to travel. I am 37 years old and the last vacation I took was probably 5-6 years ago. And that was within country. I've never been outside of the country and I've always been so furious with those who are able to travel internationally and do not soak up all the culture and education that they can. 

I'm finally living my dream of going to Ireland, this April. I can guarantee I will not be eating anywhere but authentic Irish pubs, cafes, etc. I certainly won't be drunk the entire time. How would I remember what I saw and learned????

[teapot]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

 

I'm finally living my dream of going to Ireland, this April. I can guarantee I will not be eating anywhere but authentic Irish pubs, cafes, etc. I certainly won't be drunk the entire time. How would I remember what I saw and learned????

are you going to get kicked out of a department store, mock all of the Irish accents and scare the shit out of passers-by asking them if they are your relatives?

[druzy]

Just now, teapot said:

are you going to get kicked out of a department store, mock all of the Irish accents and scare the shit out of passers-by asking them if they are your relatives?

RHOOC-LOL

[teapot]

13 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

lol I'd stop there too if I was traveling. The closest DD around me is 40 minutes away.

 

We have seven DD's in our town.

[EmeraldGirl]

Is she peeing in her skintight capris (because those looks super comfy in a hot climate)? How are they surviving without Boogietown? Just getting drunk first thing in the morning, I guess  

Interesting to see very few pics of Amber, the selfie queen. The real deal is not so pretty, and it looks like all cameras are warned to avoid her jawline. 

Edited March 2, 2017 by EmeraldGirl

[ghoulina]

2 hours ago, teapot said:

are you going to get kicked out of a department store, mock all of the Irish accents and scare the shit out of passers-by asking them if they are your relatives?

Yea, and I'll visit a the Bailey's farm and act like milking a cow is the equivalent of watching porn with my son. Then I will inappropriately heckle a traditional Irish dancer and say, "Top of the morning to you!" to every person I meet. I'll also refuse to eat potatoes, because carbs. 

 

NOT. 

1 hour ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Interesting to see very few pics of Amber, the selfie queen. The real deal is not so pretty, and it looks like all cameras are warned to avoid her jawline. 

Maybe the lighting is bad in Puerto Rico. Maybe she got into a drunken bar fight the first night and is secretly locked away in Puerto Rican jail? Maybe a couch finally ate her? 

Edited March 2, 2017 by ghoulina

[druzy]

The cruise is cancelled. I didn't know where to put this

[Calm81]

On 3/1/2017 at 2:36 PM, teapot said:

I won't lie, though.  As a born & bred Boston girl, I got tremendously excited when I saw my beloved Dunkin Donuts in Puerto Rico, and made the whole family stop the car so I could get my fix!!!

Huh? I'm from Boston and had to live in Puerto Rico for a job and couldn't find dunkies ANYWHERE! Not until I got on JetBlue did I get a cup of home. Lucky bitch. ?

[ginger90]

So, Amber's video of Cate got around

http://okmagazine.com/get-scoop/teen-mom-og-cast-puerto-rico-backlash-pictures/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=teenmom

Cate and Amber, as usual responded

https://mobile.twitter.com/CatelynnLowell/status/837441438296203264?p=v

[GreatKazu]

4 hours ago, druzy said:

The cruise is cancelled. I didn't know where to put this

They will blame Kail, but I bet Matt not being able to go also meant Amber wasn't allowed to go as well.

Cate is drinking away with no cares in the world. No depression. No anxiety attacks. It's a miracle!!! These Teen Broads have had so many miracles as a group. Kail and Maci have miracle babies. Leah no longer has narcolepsy. It suddenly stopped. Cate is cured from being lethargic, lazy, depressed, and anxiety-ridden. 

Lying heifers.

[Calm81]

23 hours ago, ghoulina said:

People who who have no interest in learning or broadening their horizons. People who go on vacation just to drink and party and care nothing about culture. People who probably watch American TV in their hotel all day until the bars open. 

It makes me sick. Not everyone is able to travel. I am 37 years old and the last vacation I took was probably 5-6 years ago. And that was within country. I've never been outside of the country and I've always been so furious with those who are able to travel internationally and do not soak up all the culture and education that they can. 

I'm finally living my dream of going to Ireland, this April. I can guarantee I will not be eating anywhere but authentic Irish pubs, cafes, etc. I certainly won't be drunk the entire time. How would I remember what I saw and learned????

That's MY Dream vaca!!!! I'm 35 and the furthest I've been was Puerto Rico for a job for 6-months. 

I just bought my first new canon camera preparing for the day I can take AMAZING PICTURES of IRELAND and all of its green beauty!!!!

Of course that dream vaca is probably a few years away but it's never too early to start practicing with my camera. Oh you got me feeling like a kid writing this. I wanna go. ??

You Betta BELIEVE the last thing I want in Ireland is a Burger King if they have one. I want their local cuisines. 

Edited March 3, 2017 by Calm81

[Uncle JUICE]

32 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

??

You Betta BELIEVE the last thing I want in Ireland is a Burger King if they have one. I want their local cuisines. 

Look, I try to be as open as possible when visiting other countries and definitely make sure to try authentic local cuisine. Germany, France, Spain, Portugal, all for work...but before you get all hopped up for Irish cuisine, ask yourself: ever seen an Irish RESTAURANT? Not a pub, which I wholeheartedly endorse, but an actual restaurant. I never have, and I live in NJ. We have an Ethiopian place, for goodness sake, it's not like we don't have resaturants. I'm just pointing it out, the Irish, and UK in general, are not renowned for their culinary arts :). I imagine most things are basically ground up organs of a sheep stuffed into an intestine of same animal. Proceed with caution :)

[SweetieDarling]

1 hour ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Look, I try to be as open as possible when visiting other countries and definitely make sure to try authentic local cuisine. Germany, France, Spain, Portugal, all for work...but before you get all hopped up for Irish cuisine, ask yourself: ever seen an Irish RESTAURANT? Not a pub, which I wholeheartedly endorse, but an actual restaurant. I never have, and I live in NJ. We have an Ethiopian place, for goodness sake, it's not like we don't have resaturants. I'm just pointing it out, the Irish, and UK in general, are not renowned for their culinary arts :). I imagine most things are basically ground up organs of a sheep stuffed into an intestine of same animal. Proceed with caution :)

Is that why their ales are so strong?...or maybe it's because the ales are so strong?

[Calm81]

2 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Look, I try to be as open as possible when visiting other countries and definitely make sure to try authentic local cuisine. Germany, France, Spain, Portugal, all for work...but before you get all hopped up for Irish cuisine, ask yourself: ever seen an Irish RESTAURANT? Not a pub, which I wholeheartedly endorse, but an actual restaurant. I never have, and I live in NJ. We have an Ethiopian place, for goodness sake, it's not like we don't have resaturants. I'm just pointing it out, the Irish, and UK in general, are not renowned for their culinary arts :). I imagine most things are basically ground up organs of a sheep stuffed into an intestine of same animal. Proceed with caution :)

Haha! I'm Irish so I've had a few good dishes made by my mother but you're right I won't be dining on a lot of fine cuisine but no BK for me. Maaaaybe looking for a good Shepard pie.

[ghoulina]

Actually, I was just reading an article on the cuisine in Ireland and they have really stepped up with the times. Apparently you can find a lot of fine dining, if that's your thing. There are lots of cafes that serve delicious breads and pastries along with the traditional tea. As for authentic food, I read they make a lot of great soups and stews. And the coastal cities do seafood upright. I realize the point being made, but I am very excited to try Irish fare! I'm a meat and potatoes gal anyhow, so I think it will be right up my alley. 

 

Sorry, Cate and Tyler, you're so lame we've derailed into talking about Ireland. :P

[druzy]

Hard Working? Independent Women? 

Is this guy watching the same show as me? 

[ghoulina]

Damn, if laying on your couch all day qualifies are hardworking, I must be a non-stop workhorse!

[poopchute]

Quick poll for the parents here: how many vacations did you take without your kids for the first 8 years of their lives?  Of course I'm not saying parents can never go away without their kids but these people go on multiple vacations a year without their kids. It's excessive.  Or is it just me?!

My baby is only 9 months old and I was about to finish that sentence with "so of course I haven't been on a vacation without him yet he's still a tiny baby" but then I remembered my son is the same age as Maverick.  Who volunteers to watch all these infants?  (I'm also thinking of Jenelle who has left her newborn to go to California). Who babysits?!

[Uncle JUICE]

5 minutes ago, poopchute said:

Quick poll for the parents here: how many vacations did you take without your kids for the first 8 years of their lives?  Of course I'm not saying parents can never go away without their kids but these people go on multiple vacations a year without their kids. It's excessive.  Or is it just me?!

My baby is only 9 months old and I was about to finish that sentence with "so of course I haven't been on a vacation without him yet he's still a tiny baby" but then I remembered my son is the same age as Maverick.  Who volunteers to watch all these infants?  (I'm also thinking of Jenelle who has left her newborn to go to California). Who babysits?!

Answer: my oldest is 10, and the number is 0. It just doesn't make sense, and it makes less sense once they can recognize that you're not there, for us. I'm not saying you can't go away on your own, but I don't know, I think right now, I'd feel weird about doing so. I think when they're like 15, 16, 17, might be a little easier to do so. 

[ghoulina]

My oldest is 8.5. My other two are 7 and 5. I have not been on a vacation since my youngest was 1. And it was a camping vacation just a few hours south of us; she came with us and the boys stayed with Nannie (grandma, not a paid nanny!)

 I have not been on a kid free vacation since I was pregnant with her and that is the ONLY child-free vacation I have had since having kids. It was also an outdoorsy trip not too far from home.

 

 So....this trip to Ireland that I'm taking in April is only the second kid-free vacation I've had since becoming a mother, and the only I've taken in the last 5 years. 

Honestly, I feel selfish and remorseful about it every day. It was my husband's idea. He was out of town A LOT this summer and one day he confessed how impressed he was with how I'd held down the fort while he was gone, not only with the kids but taking over his yard duties and everything. He told me the tax money this year was to send my mother and me to Ireland. I was super excited at first, but now I feel like this is something that should have waited until the kids were grown (not sure mom would make it, though). 

So anyhow, yea, vacations aren't a regular thing for us. We're a one income family and money is usually put into paying off the small debts we take on, or fixing up the house or our cabin. I am really not sure how I'm going to feel being away from my kids for that long. A break is nice, but I will miss them! I can't imagine being away from them so many times throughout the year. I think these girls (looking at you, Cate) are so used to passing off their kids on a regular basis, that doing so for vacation is probably no big deal to them. 

[teapot]

10 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

 

 

 So....this trip to Ireland that I'm taking in April is only the second kid-free vacation I've had since becoming a mother, and the only I've taken in the last 5 years. 

Honestly, I feel selfish and remorseful about it every day. It was my husband's idea. He was out of town A LOT this summer and one day he confessed how impressed he was with how I'd held down the fort while he was gone, not only with the kids but taking over his yard duties and everything. He told me the tax money this year was to send my mother and me to Ireland. I was super excited at first, but now I feel like this is something that should have waited until the kids were grown (not sure mom would make it, though). 

 

no way!  you go & enjoy yourself and your time with Mom!  that's fantastic!  Your kids will enjoy being w/dad, and  you'll all miss eachother &  kind of all appreciate eachother more once you get back into your routine.

Definitely a great idea!!!

Edited March 3, 2017 by teapot