S05.E05: Week 3: Part 2

[OnceSane]

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The women are handing out the roses, and they are ready for some new options. A hunky ladies' man walks into Paradise with his long locks flowing and asks out another fair-haired beauty, even though she is seemingly part of a happy couple with everybody's favorite grocer. To everybody's surprise, including her concerned beach beau, she says yes, and goes out with the would-be Fabio.

Airs August 21, 2018.

[dizzyd]

Really ABC, that's the episode description you could come up with! 

[Mu Shu]

My god Joe is beautiful.

oh yay.  Jonny Gelecki showed up in Kenny Gs wig.

[CindyBee]

Have to keep telling myself that Kendall, Jenna, etc do not know of Leo's history with women at this point.  

[Ohwell]

Joe has nice arms.

[dizzyd]

Even if I didn't know about Leo's extracurricular activities, I just don't see the attraction. Just not my type.

So we or our relationships are all dirty laundry? Per Jordan 

Edited August 22, 2018 by dizzyd

[CindyBee]

2 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Even if I didn't know about Leo's extracurricular activities, I just don't see the attraction. Just not my type.

Me too.  I didn't care for him on Becca's season and all we knew about him was his soft porn career

[Stan39]

I think this show just exposed that any woman who goes on these shows is a horrible judge of character. They all are ready to drop their panties for Leo, who shouldn’t even be on this show. I hope Joe doesn’t take Kendall back and I hope she gets called out the way every guy on this show gets called out when dropping a girl as soon as someone else shows up. But this is the Bachelor, I’m sure she’ll be painted as the victim. 

[adhoc]

I also don't get the allure of Leo. Maybe you had to be there and see him in person to consider him "god"-like. Fabio, now, Fabio was a handsome man with a well-honed body and very nice long hair (and during a time when long hair on men was still pretty popular). But Leo's hair looks tangly to me. I also don't think Leo's face is all that. (He's not bad, he's just okay for me.)

[Mu Shu]

I loveJorge, but what the fuck is this shit?

[CindyBee]

I've decided to mute this fake telenova----Hope I don't miss anything important being said.   j/k

[adhoc]

You know, if you don't have enough film footage to really do justice to two hours, maybe your Tuesday show should only be one hour. Si?

[Stan39]

It’s like ABC goes out of its way to piss off its viewers. 

[CindyBee]

You know they've had time since filming to edit this date down after the story of Leo broke but noooooooo we are forced to watch another creepy guy on TV.   I know I can reach for the remote but how will I know if Tia & Colton are true love forever

[Caseysgirl]

I don’t find Leo the least bit attractive & I know nothing about him or anyone else on this show ( never watch the Bachelor franchise but nothing else was on). I think all of these people are as shallow as a puddle so if this girl gives up a guy like Joe who seems nice & seems to like her then so be it. All this talk about falling in love after one date or meet up - don’t get it.

[Mu Shu]

8 minutes ago, adhoc said:

I also don't get the allure of Leo. Maybe you had to be there and see him in person to consider him "god"-like. Fabio, now, Fabio was a handsome man with a well-honed body and very nice long hair (and during a time when long hair on men was still pretty popular). But Leo's hair looks tangly to me. I also don't think Leo's face is all that. (He's not bad, he's just okay for me.)

Fabio got hit in the face by a duck.

leo looks like he got hit in the face with a stick.  I think he’s ugly and creepy.

fuck it, I’m probably 14 years older than Joe, but I’m taking him.  Kendall plays with dead things.  That’s fucking creepy. 

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, Mu Shu said:

fuck it, I’m probably 14 years older than Joe, but I’m taking him.  Kendall plays with dead things.  That’s fucking creepy. 

There's a very long line forming on twitter to console Joe!

[Ohwell]

Kendall looks rough and I don't think she's all that.  Actually, I think they're all looking kinda rough by now.  

[Ohwell]

This is boring.

I want to run my fingers through Joe's curly head of hair.

[CindyBee]

Eric seems like a nice guy, consoling Joe but he needs to realize that if Joe leaves, its a good thing as he gets to return to A/C!

[Caseysgirl]

Oh, man, is this the  guy that was accused of sexual harassment and this ditz is talking about how she feels so “safe” with him and she could see them  as a long term relationship.Then  he goes right after another girl almost as soon as he drops her off?  Now I see why everyone watches this!  

[Stan39]

10 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

There's a very long line forming on twitter to console Joe!

Lol. I hope there’s an equally long line calling out Kendall. She looks pretty stupid and shallow in all this. 

[CindyBee]

Nooooooo, not Colton and Tia again.     

[Ohwell]

These two nitwits.  Ugh!

They can't even dance.

[CindyBee]

I think Colton is blinking with his eyes "please help me" during that shopping scene

[dizzyd]

Yuki is such a flop. Especially since we get a tease of Jorge.

[CindyBee]

This is actually good advice Raven is giving.  Tia is so tone deaf so she'll probably ignore what was said

[Stan39]

ABC exec #1: What should we do about BIP this season? We’re bringing in a lot of creepy guys who probably shouldn’t be within 50 feet of women, and a lot of really unattractive women who have zero chemistry with everybody. 

 

ABC exec #2: Why don’t we bring back every cast member from the past few seasons that everybody absolutely loathes for a two-second, pointless cameo that will serve no purpose other than anger our viewers.

 

ABC exec #1: I love it. 

[Mu Shu]

Raven and Anneliese look like a couple members of the Manson Family.

[Kendra143]

Raven is sure raining on Tia’s parade. I almost feel sorry for Colton. Did Raven ever “get her man”??

[phlebas]

1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

This is actually good advice Raven is giving.  Tia is so tone deaf so she'll probably ignore what was said

Are they not allowed to say "Aly Raisman" on this show? Maybe they brought her an agreement to sign and she jumped up and kicked the ABC lawyer in the head six times.

But Raven is nailing pretty much everything we were all saying at the beginning of Becca's season: Colton is attracted to the spotlight. Aly Raisman is a legend already, Tia was odds-on favorite to be the Bachelorette until Arie dumped Becca, then Colton was all over Becca, and now the spotlight's back on Tia.  And OH LOOK Colton wants to be the next Bachelor.

Run, Tia.  Find a normal guy and never be on TV again.

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, Kendra143 said:

Raven is sure raining on Tia’s parade. I almost feel sorry for Colton. Did Raven ever “get her man”??

Yes Raven just moved to Dallas to live with Adam so she got her tru love forever  (or till next month)from Paradise and unfortunately that is clouding Tia's perception 

[leighdear]

This is so painful....

And Tia & Raven are the skankiest forms of trash TV has presented in a while. 

Oh lord, Jenna needs to STEP.AWAY.FROM.THE.RED.LIPSTICK.  She looks like an re-booted version of Courtney Love.  But less sober.  

Edited August 22, 2018 by leighdear

[b2H]

Colton and Tia??  These two whingers again?????

[phlebas]

YES! SAY IT! HE IS MY..... BOYFRIEND!  - Frau Tia Blucher

 

[dizzyd]

My jaw dropped too! Are these 2 even adults?!? They're so high school!

Edited August 22, 2018 by dizzyd

[MBJ]

54 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

This is boring.

I want to run my fingers through Joe's curly head of hair.

I think he's so beautiful.  Omg.  

[dizzyd]

The censor bar is getting a work out today.

[Ohwell]

Yeah, I think they're overdoing it with the butt blocker.

[DeeciePlum]

Didn't Benoit propose to Claire on the Winter Games "after" show?

[Mu Shu]

I feel Eric is just having fun hanging with the guys.

benoit is creepy. Crystal saw that.  Sure Chris is creepy, but this dude is a creepy player.

Edited August 22, 2018 by Mu Shu

[CindyBee]

"I speak the language of love"--you sure do, Jordan.  Not so much

 

Did Benoit and Clare break up badly?!!?

[Mu Shu]

Just now, CindyBee said:

"I speak the language of love"--you sure do, Jordan.  Not so much

 

Did Benoit and Clare break up badly?!!?

Jordan is fully hydrated and well fed.  That’s something.  

[Caseysgirl]

Jenna just put lipstick all over Benoit’s upper lip.

[leighdear]

Sorry, the French accent is something I despise.  And that dude has the longest face I've ever seen.  I thought Shawn Booth had an incredibly long face, but this guy 's got the record.  And Jorts?  Really?

Idiot. 

[Stan39]

Jordan: I’m confident. I’m confident. I have confidence in myself. Nobody is more confident than me. 

Innego Mondoyo’s voice From Princess Bride: what does this word mean? Because I do not think it means what you think it means. 

[adhoc]

Clearly you've never seen Benoit with his glasses on....  ;-)

[CindyBee]

They better send Leo's ass home after he attacks Joe next week.  What a creepy idiot

Edited August 22, 2018 by CindyBee

[dizzyd]

The only good thing to come out of winter games was Courtney and Lily, they were adorable and hopefully still together.

[chocolatine]

Wouldn't it have been hilarious if Colton had picked someone else for the date that Raven and Adam were scheduled to show up to? But of course, Colton is playing by the producers' rules as long as he gets camera time. Raven was ever so classy telling Tia that if Colton doesn't treat her right, she'd "cut off his penis so he'll never be able to lose his virginity". I guess she felt she had to up the ante from beating a guy up with a stiletto.

1 hour ago, Ohwell said:

Kendall looks rough and I don't think she's all that.  Actually, I think they're all looking kinda rough by now.  

I think she's very pretty, but she's definitely not all that in the personality department. She's the female version of Dean. I just hope Joe doesn't become the male version of Kristina.