90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, endure said:

River's hair LOL

He always reminded me of this guy.

[Armchair Critic]

Wimpy Russ seems like he would be so boring in bed, I can't believe Pao stayed with him since she seems to need excitement

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm surprised that Pao hasn't packed a couple dozen of her "artistic" calendars to give out to the Oklahoma relatives. 

And she's being a bitch about Russ's family. She can't understand that they might be excited about their impending grandchild? 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Godfrey said:

He always reminded me of this guy.

The Humpty Dance! I love that song.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Now for an update on Skinz!

[Ellie Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes, they did. Who could forget Azan staggering, hollow-eyed, from their love shack the next day? 

😩

[Angry Moldovan]

Trashley and Jay, snooze

[Pepper Mostly]

The guys down at the barbershop are certainly enjoying their fleeting moments of reality TV fame!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Owww ma legs said:

Trashley and Jay, snooze

She has shown herself to be such a mean girl, I wish they wouldn't have brought her back.

[endure]

OMG there's a gene that causes you to pick up girls!!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The guys down at the barbershop are certainly enjoying their fleeting moments of reality TV fame!

They are certainly not buying heavy sack’s excuses. 

[Armchair Critic]

So he admitted to the barber he is with Ashley to get his papers/green card.

Nicole is such a mouth breather, good luck placing her in a job.

[Pepper Mostly]

I would rather watch the guys at the barbershop than Ashley and Jay.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Do you have computer skills?

<blank stare>

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, endure said:

OMG there's a gene that causes you to pick up girls!!!

We need a vomit button 🤢

[Pepper Mostly]

Her bovine stupidity surpasses Danielle's. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would rather watch the guys at the barbershop than Ashley and Jay.

They should have their own show where they just dispense dating and marriage advice to guys while they get their hair cut.  

[Pollo Loco]

I’m so petty as the prospect of watching Nicole look like an idiot in trying to get a job with no work skills makes me positively giddy. She needs to be taken down a few notches and get a slap of reality. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would rather watch the guys at the barbershop than Ashley and Jay.

They're MEN. They recognize Jay for the BOY he is.

[Pepper Mostly]

She didn't have time to prepare her resume? what the hell is she doing? 

[usernameG]

She didn't even bring a resume. Jesus.

[Miss Chevious]

The only computer skills Nicole has is photoshopping her body to take 150 lbs off her 300+ lb body. Azan sure was fooled until she showed up.

[hoosiermom]

Did they both use the same hair color?

[RichiesOlderBro]

She doesn’t want a permanent job because she’s moving to Morocco very soon. 

Hahahahahaha

[CSunshine76]

Nicole doesn’t know to prepare a resume FOR AN INTERVIEW.  WTH

And it sounds like she isn’t working at all right now...she “used” to work at a coffee shop.  Good lord.

Moving to Morocco.  O.M.G.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Pollo Loco said:

I’m so petty as the prospect of watching Nicole look like an idiot in trying to get a job with no work skills makes me positively giddy. She needs to be taken down a few notches and get a slap of reality. 

I'll join the petty party, I feel like that about most of the people on this show. 

[greekmom]

Did you all catch that?  To support me and May and Azan.

[Pepper Mostly]

They didn't give her an application? I used to work at a temp agency. They'd give her something to fill out. And even if she's inexperienced, she could go somewhere and stuff envelopes or file. I did that as a temp before I learned to type and do word processing.  

[Miss Chevious]

That recruiter can’t wait to get rid of her either.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, River's a rapper! Of course he is. 

[Mswldflwr]

Nicole -- Wal-Mart or McDonald's, take your choice.

[Armchair Critic]

Is that Chantal's brother rapping? hahaahaaaaaaaaa

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Is that Chantal's brother rapping? hahaahaaaaaaaaa

W T F?

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She didn't have time to prepare her resume? what the hell is she doing? 

Nicole thinking, "what's a resume?"

[Pepper Mostly]

She looks happier to see River than she has ever looked in the presence of her husband. 

[hoosiermom]

So is this why they are on the show? To promote River?

[kissedbyarose]

River, no one asked for this.

[usernameG]

 I love the flashbacks to the fight with family Chantel. The screeching! LOL

[Brooklynista]

Oh, so River is trying to toughen up his image this season? Mkay..we still all saw you get your ass kicked.  

[Armchair Critic]

It's getting that even the extended family members on these shows don't want to work a real job, they all are trying to make money off their "fame" no matter how meager it is.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Chantel. She makes everything about her. 

[sagittarius sue]

River, "after I was attacked."  Yeah, it occurred after you threw something at him.

[Miss Chevious]

Just now, Mswldflwr said:

Nicole -- Wal-Mart or McDonald's, take your choice.

Do you want fries with that? Ha, McDonald’s better guard their fries, she’ll make a severe dent in those!

[usernameG]

Did I hear River call his mom, "Mommy"?

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

So is this why they are on the show? To promote River?

I seem to remember the family runs a cheerleader school.  

[Horrified]

River. Your acid wash jean jacket and Kohls jewelry make you look like the badass rapper you be.

[Miss Chevious]

If Chantal thinks that fight was all Pedro’s fault, she shouldn’t stay married to him.

[usernameG]

This family literally has no accountability for their own actions.

[Pollo Loco]

What unicorn of a job is Nicole expecting to get with no office experience, no resume, doesn’t want to work longterm, doesn’t want to do front desk/reception?

Did love that she told the woman that she had a baby right after high school like it explained her complete lack of work skills. 

[hoosiermom]

My x-Marine daughter still calls me mommy. Drives me nuts!