S10.E10: You Broke the Penal Code

[OnceSane]

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Weeks after Luann's arrest, she's still the talk of the town; while she's in rehab, the ladies try to piece together what happened; Bethenny throws a launch party for her jeans line; Sonja flees her construction site and spends a night with Tinsley.

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM

Puppy Burrito

Time to get comfy and roll with the NY Crew

[ShawnaLanne]

I am unbelievably excited about this episode. Luanne is so arrogant.

[Martinigirl]

Carole could barely hold back her chit eating grin when talking about Luann's arrest

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorinda as the gatekeeper of "polite society" is everything.

[Martinigirl]

Don't feed them after midnight

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Carole could barely hold back her chit eating grin when talking about Luann's arrest

Carole hates Luann so that doesn't surprise me.

luann looks better in her mugshot than Tinsley. 

[Neurochick]

What fell on Dorinda's foot?

Luann looks better in her mugshot than any of those NY housewives with full make up. 

Edited June 7, 2018 by Neurochick

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, Martinigirl said:

Don't feed them after midnight

Hah!

Reminds me of the Gremlins

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

What fell on Dorinda's foot?

She said a salt shaker but I'm guessing it was John's fat a$$

[ShawnaLanne]

Anyone else becoming increasingly sad/amused that the only person Bethany has to film just talking about it scenes with is someone on her payroll,  her driver?

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

What fell on Dorinda's foot?

 

Allegedly that big salt shaker they showed.

I think it was the full Martini Shaker (picture for Martini Girl)

[Martinigirl]

Dorinda needs to give it a rest! Betnrnny thanked her on twitter (for all the world to see) way before her party. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

1 minute ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Anyone else becoming increasingly sad/amused that the only person Bethany has to film just talking about it scenes with is someone on her payroll,  her driver?

I've noticed this too. The only friends we see her with are the ones in Florida from her boarding school days.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just how broke is Sonja really 

[ShawnaLanne]

I don't want to see anyone sniffing their underwear ever again. Sonja is freaking gross. 

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Anyone else becoming increasingly sad/amused that the only person Bethany has to film just talking about it scenes with is someone on her payroll,  her driver?

And then you have Sonja in bed, alone, talking to herself. 

[KungFuBunny]

Ramonjamin Button

 

Hah - now Ramona is a Skin Maven

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Did Ramona just learn the word "maven" this year? 

[sadiebyuca]

Just now, ShawnaLanne said:

I don't want to see anyone sniffing their underwear ever again. Sonja is freaking gross. 

I know! 

But the MUSIC - the crazy person music - playing softly in the background while she was going through that whole charade on her bed was EVERYTHING!!!!

[ivygirl]

And the driver looks sooooooo excited to be the one listening to this “drama.”

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, ivygirl said:

And the driver looks sooooooo excited to be the one listening to this “drama.”

I hope he at least gets paid by the show.

[Straycat80]

10 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

What fell on Dorinda's foot?

7 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Maybe Dorinda broke into Bethenny's place to take back the Nutcracker and it fell on her foot.

[Martinigirl]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Ramonjamin Button

 

Hah - now Ramona is a Skin Maven

LOL!!!

[Mozelle]

7 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Anyone else becoming increasingly sad/amused that the only person Bethany has to film just talking about it scenes with is someone on her payroll,  her driver?

Kevin, the driver, has taken the place of Dr. Amador (or whatever his name was) who Bethenny saw for (reality show) therapy.

[Keywestclubkid]

She is begging for food broke for real? What is going on with Sonja?? She’s like a homeless person that accidentally roamed into a buffet 

Edited June 7, 2018 by Keywestclubkid

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Maybe Dorinda broke into Bethenny's place to take back the Nutcracker and it fell on her foot.

LMAO!

[Neurochick]

Another scene with Bethenny and her driver. 

Ramona is a maven at everything she does...right?

Was Sonja sniffing her underwear?  Ewww.  I don't know what to say about her, yes I do, pathetic.  No one cares that she's gassy, eww.

[ivygirl]

*shove shove* I only eat vegetables now *shove shove* ooh, garbanzos? *shove shove* they just make me gassy

Poor kid

The veg “plate” did look cute though...

Edited June 7, 2018 by ivygirl

[Bronzedog]

Can I have an olive?

[KungFuBunny]

Sonja is always stuffing her face - she must be really broke and the only time she eats is on someone else's dime.

I wonder how many private parties she crashes.

[sadiebyuca]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She is begging for food broke for real? What is going on with Sonja?? She’s like a homeless person that accidentally roamed into a buffet 

Except it's a bar not a buffet, and it only has olives and falafels, and she only has $3 in cash.  LOL

[QuinnM]

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Dorinda needs to give it a rest! Betnrnny thanked her on twitter (for all the world to see) way before her party. 

This is probably why Dorinda unfollowed her.  She was trying to make that thank you go away.  Too bad she couldn't make the 4 hours Michael drove to get the last one go away.  We finally saw that on camera.

[Martinigirl]

Carole is really pissed at Bethenny...she pointed out to Dorinda the no thank you and to Ramona about the infomercial. AND this is over a statement about an  EX boyfriend

[pieinmyeye]

Sonja will eat seafood when she’s eating vegan because it’s raw. What in the hell is she talking about. Cooked or raw, it’s still not vegan is it?

[Mozelle]

Dorinda, dear? You mean arsonists, right? Arsenic is something wholly different. Unless she’s likening LuAnn to poison lol.

[Neurochick]

Come on Dorinda, what REALLY fell on your foot (tequila bottle?)

Dorinda, I'll say it for Bethenny, "THANK YOU FOR THE FUCKING NUTCRACKER."  Now STFU about it.

I love how Tinsley talked about how Luann acted when she was drunk, and then, she takes a drink!

Sonja, stop talking to the boys.

[ivygirl]

If Tinsley needs to break up with Tito’s, Sonja needs to break up with cater waiters.

[RedDelicious]

The skinny girl jeans remind me of those tacky embellished jeans from Motherhood Maternity.

Think Sonja is going to ask for a box to take some home?

B and her trademark argumentative duck and weave. Ugh. I can't take her any. more.

[Straycat80]

Sonja needs to stop. Mooching free food, looks like she's drinking again and hitting on young guys. She's going to end up with a mugshot too.

[sadiebyuca]

6 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

This is probably why Dorinda unfollowed her.  She was trying to make that thank you go away.  Too bad she couldn't make the 4 hours Michael drove to get the last one go away.  We finally saw that on camera.

AMEN!!  It's soooo stupid.  Bethenny didn't owe her anything more than she gave her. When I saw more of the story on B's IG stories, I was shocked, because Dorinda did NOT tell the whole story at all. 

[bosawks]

18 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Just how broke is Sonja really 

Did you ever drop a cheap wine glass on a concrete patio?

That broke....

[Martinigirl]

I will let you pet my poodle.  Oh, Sonja............

[KungFuBunny]

I think I'm most disappointed in Tinsley out of all of them gossiping about Luann.

Probably because Tinsley herself was arrested in Palm Beach - and her first season on NY all she talked about was how unfair it was and how her image and reputation were ruined.

I know she doesn't like Luann and Luann doesn't seem to think much of Tinsley, but I don't remember Luann gloating over Tinsley's arrest when Tinsley started on the show.

[Neurochick]

Oh, it's the puppet.  Carole does have a face like a Punch and Judy character.  Ugh, Carole's eyes blinking make her look like a ventriloquist's dummy.

Edited June 7, 2018 by Neurochick

[Martinigirl]

Carole to Bethenny- I'm not that person....(unless I'm talking about Luann) she left that part out

[RedDelicious]

Bethenny's gatling gun exercises in conflict resolution. Explains so much every time. 

[noveltylibrary]

"He's the dog's baby daddy, coparenting..."  lmao 

[bosawks]

I do kinda love how they’re all impressed Lu slipped her shackles in the cop car.

[Fiero425]

5 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I think I'm most disappointed in Tinsley out of all of them gossiping about Luann.

Probably because Tinsley herself was arrested in Palm Beach - and her first season on NY all she talked about was how unfair it was and how her image and reputation were ruined.

I know she doesn't like Luann and Luann doesn't seem to think much of Tinsley, but I don't remember Luann gloating over Tinsley's arrest when Tinsley started on the show.

LuAnn's the worst in that respect of having something "on" people she knows just so she can feel superior! If you didn't hear it, I'd bet the farm she's burned Tinsley's butt over the coals on just about everything; money, love, her appearance, the divorce, and of course her run in with the law! ;-)