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S08.E16: Holy Schnitzel


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A peaceful horseback ride through the German countryside takes a dangerous turn for Kyle and Lisa Rinna. The ladies get emotional while visiting the Eisenman Holocaust Memorial and Berlin Wall. The group gets into the Oktoberfest spirit when they spend the night dancing at a Berlin beer hall.

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You're welcome!

Say what you will about the show, but I feel that out of all the HW shows, this one does consistently give us the best travel porn from year to year.

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And I know longer feel guilt for being a Dooney and Burke whore. 

I was a nice girl from the PNW, content with $20 embroidered bags, from South America and then Kathryn Edwards pimped me out with all her talk of purses. 

They're not even called purses.  I call them Dooneys.

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13 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Has anyone ever seen LVP carry a Birken? I think I have seen some in her closet, but I don’t recall seeing her carrying one around. 

I only remember one purse LVP was excited about - she showed it to Kyle when they met for drinks or dinner - it was custom made (don't remember the designer) but it was shimmery pink -  with her initials stamped on it.

Both LVP and Erika brag more about expensive jewelry and footwear than bags.

Kyle is the biggest bragger of bags and Dorit has talked about Birkins twice in her TH shots.

Rinna is one of the only HW's I know that repeats wearing clothes and I love that about her

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11 hours ago, dosodog said:

And I know longer feel guilt for being a Dooney and Burke whore. 

I was a nice girl from the PNW, content with $20 embroidered bags, from South America and then Kathryn Edwards pimped me out with all her talk of purses. 

They're not even called purses.  I call them Dooneys.

You're breaking my heart, PNW girl!

I have dozens of unused handbags my Mum foisted upon me, or ones I collected during my vintage phase.  For the past 15+ years, I've used the same VSlims "free" tote (OK, it did cost me some UPC codes and $3.95 shipping) - every day, and it STILL doesn't show any signs of wear or tear.  The rest of those beautiful purses are wallowing away in obscurity, just waiting for some appreciative owner who will actually use them.  Sad   :-(

I'd love to visit Germany and see some real sights.  I wish the Real Housewives trips abroad could be merged with a real tourism show, instead of silly fights at the dinner table/cocktail table/generic suite.

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On 3/28/2018 at 8:21 AM, BBHN said:

Kyle really doesn't listen.  Dorit said, "the night of my Bella party,"  and Kyle responds, angrily, "I didn't say anything at the fucking Bella party."

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1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

Kyle really doesn't listen.  Dorit said, "the night of my Bella party,"  and Kyle responds, angrily, "I didn't say anything at the fucking Bella party."

Across all the RH franchises isn't that normally the problem? One person hears part of a sentence or idea and runs with it. They never listen to the whole thing even when others try to explain it to them later. Even after they see the clip on the show they still go on and on about what they think they heard. It just chips my ice. 

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1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

Kyle really doesn't listen.  Dorit said, "the night of my Bella party,"  and Kyle responds, angrily, "I didn't say anything at the fucking Bella party."

And once again Kyle makes this into

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Lisa not being a good enough friend to her! 

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1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

Kyle really doesn't listen.  Dorit said, "the night of my Bella party,"  and Kyle responds, angrily, "I didn't say anything at the fucking Bella party."

That's okay.

We've got Teddi to hold her accountable! She'll be able to remind Kyle about everything she said.

17 minutes ago, Reality police said:

Across all the RH franchises isn't that normally the problem? One person hears part of a sentence or idea and runs with it. They never listen to the whole thing even when others try to explain it to them later. Even after they see the clip on the show they still go on and on about what they think they heard. It just chips my ice. 

Marilu Henner would solve all those problems!  She has H-SAM.  Marilu could recite word for word every thing any housewife ever said.

She's kind of scary.  

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45 minutes ago, Reality police said:

Across all the RH franchises isn't that normally the problem? One person hears part of a sentence or idea and runs with it. They never listen to the whole thing even when others try to explain it to them later. Even after they see the clip on the show they still go on and on about what they think they heard. It just chips my ice. 

Love the saying "chips my ice" I will have to incorporate that into my ever day vernacular.

I am not understanding how Kyle's comment to Dorit isn't deemed far worse than the way Erika spoke to Teddi.

46 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

And once again Kyle makes this into

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Lisa not being a good enough friend to her! 

Real women, Erika and LVP should stand up to Kyle and tell her they both asked her to not lay into Dorit the evening of the Bella party and in Erika's case she repeatedly told Kyle she was over it and that was during Dorit's Bella's party.

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44 minutes ago, dosodog said:

That's okay.

We've got Teddi to hold her accountable! She'll be able to remind Kyle about everything she said.

Marilu Henner would solve all those problems!  She has H-SAM.  Marilu could recite word for word every thing any housewife ever said.

She's kind of scary.  

Teddi's accountability application usually develops amnesia if it comes to her friends Kyle and LVP.  She initially called out LVP and now not so much.  I am hoping Kye doesn;t demand another apology or worse give a lecture on how they could have been having fun.

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1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

Love the saying "chips my ice" I will have to incorporate that into my ever day vernacular.

You stole my GODDAMN reply!  Not-so-bony finger pointing in the direction of ZM ...  ;-)

 

1 hour ago, dosodog said:

That's okay.

We've got Teddi to hold her accountable! She'll be able to remind Kyle about everything she said.

Marilu Henner would solve all those problems!  She has H-SAM.  Marilu could recite word for word every thing any housewife ever said.

She's kind of scary.  

She's kinda scary without the H-SAM, too.  Just sayin'.  And Bravo holds them all "accountable" with the judicious flashback clips that are Oh So Funny!

 

How is it that most of us here can, and do, read every comment posted about these housewives, and agree, or disagree, without too many feuds or rancor; yet these pampered and overpaid TeeVee "housewives" cannot seem to listen to each other for one hot minute before becoming unraveled?  If I were lucky enough to travel to a foreign country, I'd be too busy enjoying the sights and the food to bother nitpicking my travelling companions (First Class, Business Class - I'll just be sitting on my lawn chair bolted to the effing airplane wing!!!).

And - - - where's the schnitzel?  Hands down, my most favorite childhood food!   Try as I might. I can never make it quite as good as my Oma or my Mum - may they both rest in peace in the Land of Guiltless German Cuisine, frying all kinds of meat in duck fat & bacon grease, and baking sweet stuff with lots & lots of butter!!!   :-)

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How is it that most of us here can, and do, read every comment posted about these housewives, and agree, or disagree, without too many feuds or rancor; yet these pampered and overpaid TeeVee "housewives" cannot seem to listen to each other for one hot minute before becoming unraveled?  If I were lucky enough to travel to a foreign country, I'd be too busy enjoying the sights and the food to bother nitpicking my travelling companions (First Class, Business Class - I'll just be sitting on my lawn chair bolted to the effing airplane wing!!!).

They're getting paid to, and we aren't.

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41 minutes ago, BBHN said:

They're getting paid to, and we aren't.

I wouldn't object to remuneration for being a beyotch ...  but that's a pipe dream - involving Satan Andy's ass and some kissing.  No doubt you'll see me on a traffic island (Kim Richards & Kingsly already absconded over the concrete abutment), sporting a cardboard sign saying "Will Work for Cat Food", one fine day.  Close enough to Villa Rosa to sleep with the swans, or on the white ponies' soft, soft bedding.

 

21 minutes ago, Reality police said:

We are also semi-rational people.

Speak for yourself!!!  :-D

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To be fair, the women do explore and visit the cities they are in. For all the drama, we do get to see some nice tours and scenery of each city (even on the the last RHONJ trip showed us some nice parts of Milan). The problem isn't the women, it's what the producers decide to show us. Much like with Teddi's sleepover, when we only saw like 30 seconds of the girls drunken slumber party. As much as we want to see the travel, scenery, and food porn, this isn't The Condé Nast Traveler Real Housewives Edition.

And from the clips above, they do seem to at least give some coverage to the women out and about in Berlin.

The more drama free trips tend to be the ones that involve less women (think Ericka and Kyle in Greece, or Ericka and Rinna in Japan, or Yolanda and Kyle in Spain before the Bella-DUI call); you get the lovely travel porn and less or no fighting. Too bad we didn't see any of Kyle in Croatia.

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31 minutes ago, nexxie said:

LVP is so full of shit - hope Teddi takes her on.

No, Lisa is correct, let Dorit/Kyle/Erika/Lisa iron this out, as they were the hurt/offended HWs, not Teddi. And, Rinna, keep your Fking mouth shut! 

Edited to add, this is so childish of Kyle, Dorit hurts her/Erika's friendship so Kyle decides to hurt Lisa/Dorit's friendship as pay back! Why hurt your supposed best friend, Lisa, just to get even with Dorit? 

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31 minutes ago, nexxie said:

LVP is so full of shit - hope Teddi takes her on.

Kyle is right

What Dorit did at the beach house was to try to cause an issue between Erika/Teddi and Erika/Kyle.

What Kyle did telling LVP what Dorit said at the Irvington restaurant wasn't the same. However, I wish it was Kyle, Teddi and Camille who sat down with LVP at the same time to say what Dorit actually said. It shouldn't have come from Kyle since she used words that didn't come out of Dorit's mouth - Dorit did imply them but she didn't actually say those words.

Teddi - even though I like her, she won't say shit in Berlin. First, she'll have an on camera discussion with Kyle, and then maybe another one with Rinna...wait to go back to California and then have a discussion with LVP.

She should proceed with caution or Teddi Bear will have her spark knocked out

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9 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

No, Lisa is correct, let Dorit/Kyle/Erika/Lisa iron this out, as they were the hurt/offended HWs, not Teddi. And, Rinna, keep your Fking mouth shut! 

Edited to add, this is so childish of Kyle, Dorit hurts her/Erika's friendship so Kyle decides to hurt Lisa/Dorit's friendship as pay back! Why hurt your supposed best friend, Lisa, just to get even with Dorit? 

imo LVP is full of shit in general, not just here - she manipulates and plays with others, and gets nasty when they don’t perpetually kiss her ass.

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Kyle was just as tough on LVP as Dorit ever was, all Kyle cared about was currying Erika's favor and having the luxury of talking smack about her when she wasn't around.  Erika only told Kyle four times it was not an issue but KYLE is the one that continued to make it an issue.  As a Kyle apologist I think she looked stupid in her pursuit to berate Dorit for repeating the conversation since Kyle had been the messenger and causing the divide in Lategate.   

LVP doesn't talk behind the others' backs.  Erika learned her lesson.  Now Dorit, Rinna, Kyle and Teddi have to work on that skill.  Kyle wears the crown this season for talking behind others' backs.   

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I love everything about the annoying BH ladies montage. This is why I watch the show! To see a bunch of rich people and their ridiculous neuroses. It's honestly so much better than the drunken yelling and screaming. But poor Axel!! The man deserves a vacation just for putting up with these ladies.

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5 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Is Erika’s best real fur? I’m sure if it is LVP won’t be happy and say something. That makes me think it isn’t. 

Pretty sure LVP has a few furs of her own. I know some animal-loving fashionistas justify vintage fur but I still find it hypocritical AF. 

Also, Erika's ass looked hideous in those black satin pants. They gave her a total mom jean vibe.

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7 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I don't understand why someone who is so allergic to horses would

#1 go horseback riding

#2 not take allergy medication prior to going

#3 Kyle should have bowed out prior so that the other ladies could enjoy their ride

That was so stupid! Getting on a smaller horse won't save you from an allergy! Kyle's such a drama queen! Rinna's snackin' on popcorn watching these b!tches go at one another! ;-)

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On 3/29/2018 at 4:19 AM, dosodog said:

And I know longer feel guilt for being a Dooney and Burke whore. 

I was a nice girl from the PNW, content with $20 embroidered bags, from South America and then Kathryn Edwards pimped me out with all her talk of purses. 

They're not even called purses.  I call them Dooneys.

I relate a little too well!

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

She should proceed with caution or Teddi Bear will have her spark knocked out

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Sniper from the side! 

This GIF cracks me up

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Just now, nexxie said:

Dorit is nutz! 

LVP is just using Dorit to fuck with Kyle imo.

Have you noticed that before? LVP does FK with Kyle all too often! She's her personal "whipping boy" at times! ;-)

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