S08.E11: Dead or Alive Or – Pre-Air Speculation And Live Chat

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

1 minute ago, Mu Shu said:

Yes, big swamp in VA.

Really?  Ok then.  That's swamp gas on my face.

[CletusMusashi]

Oh, just eat Gregory, for fuck's sake.

[Gobi]

Silly question, how did all the zombies wind up in a remote swamp?

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Lucio Fulci would be proud.

[raven]

I smell a prison break.  Or is that a smell of a prison uprising.

I actually forgot why they were going into the swamp, but here they are. 

I wonder if there are leeches,,,,filthy little devils.

[SoSueMe]

It occurs to me that skull bones must soften up pretty quick in the ZA.

[MichaelaRae]

1 minute ago, CletusMusashi said:

Oh, just eat Gregory, for fuck's sake.

I'm in favor of this plan.

[AimingforYoko]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Our slime Quentin needs upping I guess. 

Ahhhhh, that's some good autocorrect.

[CletusMusashi]

Remember that body of water that wasn't full of zombies? Yeah. me neither.

I think the pre-ZA population of North America was about 250 trillion people.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Maggie is on the "Buy Now, Pay Later" pregnancy plan.  Got a really great extended date of purchase on it.

[raven]

Gabriel has permanent eye damage?  From what?  Jeez, I don't remember anything.

[tennisgurl]

I really want to know how all these freaking zombies got here anyway. Were they shooting some shitty reality show or something?

[nodorothyparker]

Is there going to be a point to this Gabriel as the blind little matchgirl subplot any time soon?

[Gobi]

FPP probably wishes he lost his hearing, so he would never  have to hear another Negan monologue.

[raven]

Car keys and a map??  Are the doc and Gabriel going on a quest?

[What Fresh Hell]

Looks like Father Pee Pants now sees the world through a butthole.

[chick binewski]

Just now, raven said:

Gabriel has permanent eye damage?  From what?  Jeez, I don't remember anything.

Virginia Zombie SARS or something.

[tennisgurl]

Honestly though...why is Gregory alive? He would contribute much more as a cheeseburger. 

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Them coming out the water also reminds me of the 70's horror film Shockwaves.

 

 

The Deus Ex Machina is SKRONG tonight.

[Straycat80]

At least FPP  and the doc are having a good day. 

[EllenC]

Maggie's pregnancy plan came with a really bad accent too.

I actually like Dwight, somewhat inexplicably. Oh, he just said he hates Negan. So that's 1 explanation. Really, Tara has nothing better to do right now?

[tennisgurl]

Oh my God chill out Tara! Dont you have enough damn problems without killing this guy? 

[CletusMusashi]

Dwight's V-neck really is screaming for some bling. Daryl might have some rat skulls in his pocket or something.

[candall]

1 minute ago, CletusMusashi said:

Remember that body of water that wasn't full of zombies? Yeah. me neither.

I think the pre-ZA population of North America was about 250 trillion people.

I remember some submerged zombies in a never-ending quest to reach the surface.  So what were these guys doing?  Fishing?

[raven]

ooh Tara pulled the trigger hahaha. 

[MichaelaRae]

I vaguely remember a time when I liked Tara a bit. SO over it.

[EllipticalAddicted]

Tara, you switched sides.  You used to be with The Govenor.   Idiot.

[SoSueMe]

1 minute ago, MrsRafaelBarba said:

Them coming out the water also reminds me of the 70's horror film Shockwaves.

 

 

The Deus Ex Machina is SKRONG tonight.

I LOVED Shockwaves! I wonder if it would still scare me now that I'm older and jaded.

[raven]

They're hiding and she still has her gun pointed at him.  Um, doc?  Can you wait up for almost blind Gabriel?

[Gobi]

That was unbearable.

[tennisgurl]

Yeah, hasn't Tara switched sides a few times? Beth and Maggie put up with her after her pal the Gov hacked of their dad with a Katanna. Perspective!

[nodorothyparker]

So Tara and Dwight are Rick and Negan 2.0 in endlessly threatening but lacking the will to follow through?  Because it hasn't been said in 10 or 15 minutes, shut up, Tara.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Just now, SoSueMe said:

I LOVED Shockwaves! I wonder if it would still scare me now that I'm older and jaded.

Still creeps me out.

[Straycat80]

Welp, there goes FPP and the doc's good day gone to hell. 

[raven]

Ok, I like the doctor and a I like him and Gabriel working together, so OF COURSE he steps into a trap.  I actually LOL at that.

[Boofish]

The fan delegation would like to keep Dr Carson and give the bear trap and zombie death to Tara

[nodorothyparker]

Bear traps are a much bigger problem in this universe than I would have thought.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

At least FPP  and the doc are having a good day. 

Not anymore.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

And this all over Denise, with who we never saw their relationship except for a few scenes right before Dwight killed her? 

If ever there was a time to treat every hookup as a "get it while you can" opportunity, a ZA would definitely be it.

[CletusMusashi]

30 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

The kid is a Cousin Oliver

At least they didn't give him The Hat.

[AngelaHunter]

OH, FFS, Tara - you want people dead, kill them your own damned self. Always standing there, "Kill him! Why is he still alive?" STFU, bitch.

FPP is getting on the doctor's last nerve with his biblical shtick as they blunder hither and yon. My last nerve too.

Eugene: "Will there be wine?" FINALLY, someone said something sensible here.

[candall]

Oh look, bear trap foreshadowing comes to fruition.

Father P and Ben Carson are in a mess.

[peach]

Just now, iRarelyWatchTV36 said:

And this all over Denise, with who we never saw their relationship except for a few scenes right before Dwight killed her? 

If ever there was a time to treat every hookup as a "get it while you can" opportunity, a ZA would definitely be it.

It was such a long time ago, it's hard to even remember it happened.

[CletusMusashi]

Do I get some kind of discount if I bring a machete to Taco Bell?

[raven]

Red Machete update!!!!  This is actually an interesting story.  I'm worried about spaghetti o's guy...whoops he's shot. NM.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

He was cute, of course dude would get killed.

[tennisgurl]

That plot twist was unBEARable, right?

[candall]

Unsatisfactory Reddy Machete installment.

[chick binewski]

So did the Claimers shoot red machete dude? I have confusion.

[Gobi]

One machete to rule them, and in the darkness bind them. Let me guess, Red Machete will wind up stuck in a rock and whoever pulls it out will be the rightful ruler of the ZA.