S08.E03: Bad Guys

[KungFuBunny]

Erika revisits her past as she writes her memoir; Lisa Vanderpump helps PK throw a lavish birthday dinner for Dorit; Teddi starts to question Dorit's character when Dorit speaks badly about Lisa Rinna; Kyle vacations with her family in Croatia.

[KungFuBunny]

[dosodog]

Great.

Tonight's episode, thanks to Jagger in a tiny tux, is going to make me momentarily regret not having children.

Hopefully, the next scene will be with the delightful Hamlet girls to wash away any and all regrets.....

[KungFuBunny]

rats poop!!!!

OMG MOVE!!!

Edited January 3, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[Martinigirl]

I wore hair nets. Lisa - pat pat patting away LOL!!!

[KungFuBunny]

Lisa Rinna's skin didn't look so good at lunch with Teddi.

No Glamming - cut to Lisa powdering her face

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Waiting in great anticipation for the horse show coverage to report back ! I do know that Teddi not only rides she does so as a professional which is backbreaking hard work and won’t make you a millionaire.  And I FLOVE her saying she will  decide about Lisa on her own. I think Lisa is entertaining AF. 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Waiting in great anticipation for the horse show coverage to report back ! I do know that Teddi not only rides she does so as a professional which is backbreaking hard work and won’t make you a millionaire.  And I FLOVE her saying she will  decide about Lisa on her own. I think Lisa is entertaining AF. 

Does she show other people's horses and that's why she gets paid? 

[KungFuBunny]

Vampire Brothel Madame has the hots for Edwin

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorit's "hey I just ran from the shower to the limo!" hair is a mess.

[Martinigirl]

Dorit's hair looks like rat poop.

[chick binewski]

Why is Dorit greeting Jagger like PK just rescued him from a well?

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

5 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Does she show other people's horses and that's why she gets paid? 

Yes and no. The USEF rule defines a professional as any rider who accepts renumeration for services, could be riding for other people could be teaching and or coaching students also. If you get paid to teach ride coach or show you’re a pro. You can be a pro and never ride for others you’re a pro because you just coach or teach and accept $for it. 

Edited January 3, 2018 by Alonzo Mosely FBI

[Bronzedog]

Teddi's husband looks like Pete Davidson on SNL.  That can't be good.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Have there always been this many flashbacks in an episode? Please, producers, stop acting like I don't remember last week or even the very first minute of the first season.

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, Bronzedog said:

Teddi's husband looks like Pete Davidson on SNL.  That can't be good.

LOL!!!! He does have a bit of a Herman Munster look....wtf was I thinking last week when I said yummy???????????????????

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Yes and no. The USEF rule defines a professional as any rider who accepts renumeration for services, could be riding for other people could be teaching and or coaching students also. If you get paid to teach ride coach or show you’re a pro. 

That's why when I was young I couldn't get paid but I was given "gifts" of tack and clothes. My trainer loved it. I'd show a pony to win a championship and then the price for its sale went up and I suppose my coach got the bucks. As to make it look on the up and up he'd do the actual gift giving. I think it was a pair of fancy German stirrups. 

[KungFuBunny]

I'm sorry people, I'm still freaking out by the rat poop Lorena showed under the stove top.

That means that the rat(s) crawled all over the surfaces in her kitchen. They carry all kinds of diseases.

I got the Beverly Heebie Jeebies...ahhhhh!

[Cranky One]

6 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

Dorit's "hey I just ran from the shower to the limo!" hair is a mess.

I thought she was waiting to have it blow dried. I can't believe that style was on purpose. Good Lard

[HunterHunted]

How surreal must it be for Brian Moylan to recap an episode in which appears.

[KungFuBunny]

I'm pretty sure Jagger wasn't styled by Dorit's Scam Squad...thank goodness

Edited January 3, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

I'm sorry people, I'm still freaking out by the rat poop Lorena showed under the stove top.

That means that the rat(s) crawled all over the surfaces in her kitchen. They carry all kinds of diseases.

I got the Beverly Heebie Jeebies...ahhhhh!

For good reason! When was the last time she cleaned it? I remember there being a mouse last season. Call in the critter gitters. 

[Martinigirl]

I'm getting an Eden vibe from Teddy......

Brian looks like a 70's porn star with that m-stash 

[Mindthinkr]

That's what they wear to horse shows in California? Oh my. More like dressing for the winners circle at a racetrack. 

[ivygirl]

“The only thing 75 here is Rinna’s IQ”

Buuuuuuuurrrrnnnnn

[CatMomma]

Ack! Rinna in her TH looks like Leona Helmsley.

[JD5166]

I think Dorit and her gross husband are dragging out the most adorable Jagger to make themselves more likeable. She looks like a greasy bitch with that hair. 

I don’t care about Ericka’s story. Boo fucking hoo....she’s also gross. Maybe her son will write a book about how awful she was? I wonder how the people living outside in 14 below temperatures are doing....maybe they can burn her book for warmth. Twat.

[ivygirl]

What is up with Rinna’s buttinsky “OH I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEE CHUUUUUURRRRCCCHHH”? I mean, will she not “love” anything in order to get the attention on her? Geez.

[Snappy]

I can't get past the rat poop in the stove, and Rinna isn't more upset/disgusted.

And whoever chose that brown dress for Kyle needs to be fired. Like yesterday.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, Snappy said:

I can't get past the rat poop in the stove, and Rinna isn't more upset/disgusted.

I love that poop is the star of this episode.

[KungFuBunny]

23 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Dorit's hair looks like rat poop.

Dorit's Sham Squad recreated her finale look minus the gold lame

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Snappy said:

I can't get past the rat poop in the stove, and Rinna isn't more upset/disgusted.

I'd want a new stove as some of the feces might have fallen into a non-cleanable area. 

[NeverLate]

I do like Teddi, but while she was talking, Rinna whipping out her compact just struck me funny.  
Heh Rinna, if ya love LVP picking up poop, go pick up rat poop in your own home( stove) . Ewww..
Omg, Jagger in that little white tux! What a cutie! Priceless. And everyone's a bad guy, I recall those days
Edwin seems very nice...yup! 
Rinna in her TH is trying hard to channel Kris Jenner, hard.
I wonder how hold Erica's son was when she left him ( even if she kept in contact) maybe its genetic? 

Dorit at the horse show, it isn't Ascot! Rofl..
I wish I could ride horses, my BIL has two, I'm too scared. 

3 minutes ago, Snappy said:

I can't get past the rat poop in the stove, and Rinna isn't more upset/disgusted.

I don't think she cooks( or eats) she would have seen all that.

Edited January 3, 2018 by NeverLate

[HunterHunted]

23 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

What is up with Rinna’s buttinsky “OH I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEE CHUUUUUURRRRCCCHHH”? I mean, will she not “love” anything in order to get the attention on her? Geez.

It's because she's spent years alienating everyone in the cast and now realizes that people who have beef with her outnumber the people who are cool with her.

52 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Lisa Rinna's skin didn't look so good at lunch with Teddi.

No Glamming - cut to Lisa powdering her face

Rinna was busy nodding along to Teddi about being not glam while powdering her face. Rinna!

Edited January 3, 2018 by HunterHunted

[Mr. Miner]

I prefer the rat poop scenes over all of the Dorit and PK wanker crap.

[Snappy]

I'm catching up on the DVR so I'm a little behind...

I love Lisa Rinna's hair in her TH. I hate Dorit's hair at the birthday party. It looks greasy.

[Martinigirl]

Pretty sure the wine glasses are for red wine Dorito. #dumbassfaker

Edited January 3, 2018 by Martinigirl

[KungFuBunny]

Teddi's face when PK was talking about Blue Cone Head Jagger...was everything

Well....that's the same-ISH

[Snappy]

Every time Erika's TH comes on I think of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

[NeverLate]

Erica's mum was hard on her, still can't say the right thing. Her father didn't want to know her( didn't we know that last season) zzzz

IVF story 125, from various HW shows.

[chick binewski]

I will have to limit my posting here until I do my fucking required job as a woman to have a baby.

I better conceive before Walking Dead starts up again or I'm gonna be hella pissed.

[jaybird2]

have i told you all how much i can't stand erika?  well i can't stand her and why would we want to read a book about her

Edited January 3, 2018 by jaybird2

[ivygirl]

7 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

It's because she's spent years alienating everyone in the cast and now realizes that people who have beef with her outnumber the people who are cool with her.

Oh yeah but sheesh. She is SUCH a try hard.

”Desperation. The world’s worst cologne.”

[NeverLate]

Just now, Snappy said:

Every time Erika's TH comes on I think of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

I know, it makes me LOL..make it stop!

Quote

have i told you all how much i can't erika?  well i can't stand her and why would we want to read a book about her

God knows, zzzz 

[VedaPierce]

This Teddy....she's obsessed with money. And all of her complaining about it is becoming a bore. You're in Beverly Hills, you dolt! We get it. It's different from Kentucky, or wherever you're from. Accept your social environment or move back to the country! Can't stand all the complaining about money. It's getting embarrassing. And maybe it's a little put on.

The horse that she was riding was so beautiful! And I'm not even into horses. 

Speaking of horses, Erika's growing on me ;) I'm begining to understand the coldness. Poor thing rejects you before you can reject her. 

Edited January 3, 2018 by VedaPierce

[HunterHunted]

8 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Pretty sure the wine glasses are for red wine Dorito. #dumbassfaker

Was she using red wine glasses for white wine?

6 minutes ago, Snappy said:

Every time Erika's TH comes on I think of Whatever Happened to Baby Erika Jayne.

Fixed it for you.

 

Dorit's dish looked terrible. It might taste good, but that looks like regular person Tuesday night rice and beans. I would never serve that at a dinner party.

Edited January 3, 2018 by HunterHunted

[NeverLate]

Teddi will learn about Rinna I agree PK, just wait! 

[JD5166]

Dorit’s dinner does NOT look good! 

[Martinigirl]

WOW! Dorit is a real piece of work, eh? Phony friend. 

AND who serves pork and beans on Hermes plates?

Edited January 3, 2018 by Martinigirl

[NeverLate]

There are Dorits cooking/dishes online, yummy!