S05.E11: James K's Story

[Haenim]

"I don't know what the issue is." Yea, I'm sure you don't.

[Ivylady]

I'm trying to figure out how ordering food is cheaper than getting a cab/Uber/Lyft each way to the grocery store once a week. No matter how you do it, the math doesn't work. 

I'm on a budget right now because of financial reasons, and the first thing we cut is takeout. I miss it, and I'm tired of eating my own cooking, but the math doesn't work out.

[ShortyMac]

OMFG.

It looks like I unknowingly spared myself a lot of whining by missing the first hour.

Edited March 16, 2017 by ShortyMac

[SandyQ]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

2 dozen eggs what? Per morning? Per day?

She said he has 2 eggs for brkfst.  more like 2 DOZEN ..

[Armchair Critic]

The only way would be to lock him up with controlled food and no enabler. Whose paying for his month long hospital stay?

[55Unicorns]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

The only way would be to lock him up with controlled food and no enabler. Whose paying for his month long hospital stay?

We are.

[Threnners]

He does not deserve to be a patient of Dr Now's.   There are people who will move heaven and earth to do the work and this asshole needs to stop wasting his time.

[baileylucas1216]

The saddest part about this is that his father refinanced his house to pay for him to get to Houston. What a slap in the face to do that for someone just to have them not even put in any effort.

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

 Whose paying for his month long hospital stay?

If you pay taxes, you are.

[SkinnyMinnie]

The wife needs to get a cheap life insurance policy on the fat fuck and push him off a cliff.

[SandyQ]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

The only way would be to lock him up with controlled food and no enabler. Whose paying for his month long hospital stay?

You, ne and every other workibg stiff out there that can't afford steak!

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

The only way would be to lock him up with controlled food and no enabler. Whose paying for his month long hospital stay?

[Maggienolia]

Y'all, I'm worried that Dr. Now is going to have a stroke if this keeps up. Don't cave Dr. Now - kick him out... 

[Schippmom]

How does he have two eggs and bacon for breakfast if she can't get to a grocery store?  Hmmm

[Maggienolia]

1 minute ago, SkinnyMinnie said:

The wife needs to get a cheap life insurance policy on the fat fuck and push him off a cliff.

Probably would end up with a hernia if she even COULD push all that bulk off a cliff. 

[Pers]

1 minute ago, SkinnyMinnie said:

The wife needs to get a cheap life insurance policy on the fat fuck and push him off a cliff.

Yeah, the wife and at least ten other people to help push. "Ooooooow! My leg!"

[SandyQ]

Just now, Schippmom said:

How does he have two eggs and bacon for breakfast if she can't get to a grocery store?  Hmmm

Good point 

[Ivylady]

1 minute ago, SkinnyMinnie said:

The wife needs to get a cheap life insurance policy on the fat fuck and push him off a cliff.

No life insurance company will touch him. 

It's so hard to watch this episode, especially since I just saw Nikki's. What a contrast.

[SandyQ]

Just now, Pers said:

Yeah, the wife and at least ten other people to help push. "Ooooooow! My leg!"

lmao

[55Unicorns]

Dr. Now must have the patience of Job....I would have smacked the shit out of him

[Carrie]

3 minutes ago, SkinnyMinnie said:

The wife needs to get a cheap life insurance policy on the fat fuck and push him off a cliff.

I am burning in hell as I scream with laughter! 

[CouchTater]

Like someone said earlier, James needs long-term, intensive inpatient care, for both his physical and mental health.  He's sick in so many ways.

[SouthernCross]

My head will explode if they pull some redemption arc out of their ass.

No way are these people going to magically "get it". 

Lucky us (the taxpayers) get to foot the bill.

I'd be less pissed if I hadnt just filed my taxes. 

[CouchTater]

Shut up Lisa.

[poeticlicensed]

Omg he gained weight! 

[Lizz]

I missed the beginning and I thought that was his mother with the hair.

His wife?  Wha??

I've had clients on Medicaid and they will call it insurance.

I have had to beg and appeal my insurance company with my expensive premiums for simple procedures.  I'd say he's close to a million in medical expense and he hasn't even had the surgery yet. 

[55Unicorns]

Good for Dr. Now!  These morons might just as well give up

[Armchair Critic]

Dr Now is done. WOW!

[MrsClaus]

Is he even going to live to see the 12th month of this farce?

[okerry]

James - You're Fired!

[Haenim]

But, Dr. Now, he's trying now! He didn't gain weight again. It's the new mattresses fault!

[Pers]

Bye, bye Shablam!

[Maggienolia]

OMG!!!! They STILL don't get it!!! "He didn't give us no appointment to come back" ?!?!?!!? BECAUSE HE'S DONE!!!

[55Unicorns]

HE IS NOT your responsibility, Lisa!!  Run for the hills, this will never change.

[Dharma]

The scale does not lie darlin and to think his father remortgaged his home for his medical transport.

I usually have empathy for the people on this show even when they are difficult but this guy is an asshole especially to bad mouth Dr Now. 

[Threnners]

Yeah, fired you up to get some tacos.

[Haenim]

He's going to start exercising because that's the real problem here, not his atrocious eating habits.

[SandyQ]

"Fired my ass up now"  You'd need dynamite!

[CouchTater]

James:  "I'm going to add more weight exercises and prove I can lose weight!"

Lisa:  "You wanna do some weights now?"

James:  "Naw, I don't feel like it right now."

hee.

Edited March 16, 2017 by CouchTater

[Pers]

"Go slow! Oooooow!" This fucking guy. Shit for brains.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, Haenim said:

He's going to start exercising because that's the real problem here, not his atrocious eating habits.

Yeah...but not right now.

[55Unicorns]

Any more of this crying, and I will go through the TV...

[Carrie]

This guy is too many things and a bag of potatoes.  WTF!! ?  Holy sh*t!

[Ms. Bubba]

I am the first to cheer for these people when they are really trying to lose weight, and when they succeed. But I don't see anything good in his future.

[Haenim]

It's been three years since he sat up, but he didn't sit up by himself and screamed the whole time... He's like a defiant toddler.

[ShortyMac]

I thought Lisa was his MOM.

[Maggienolia]

He's sitting up??? He's only sitting up because three people are HOLDING him up. This guy is too much. 

[SkinnyMinnie]

Wow Godzilla finally sat up..now all he's got to do is lose 300 Lbs and Dr. Now might sew his stomach up.

[55Unicorns]

It' been fun talking with you people...see you next week!

[Threnners]

Stop it, just stop it you lying motherfucker.

[SandyQ]

Well the father mortgaged his house so old lard ass could sit up.  OMG!!

Edited March 16, 2017 by SandyQ