S11.E19: Reunion Part 1

[Granimal]

You guys are right. Kelly really is stupid. Comparing her husband to Hitler because he read her emails. Ugh. Yes that really grasps the magnitude of the latter situation.

[Ellee]

ROFL.....

 

Seriously.....

Is this a sign that  Vicki is gone next season or is really running things? 

[ElDosEquis]

On ‎11‎/‎9‎/‎2016 at 4:08 PM, msblossom said:

Yeah, her boobs were ginormous. What was wrong with the size of the old ones? Is bigger better? 

Thanks, since I haven't seen the episode, I'll be transfixed?

They are probably MORE symmetrical than bicki's fun bags.

[ElDosEquis]

On ‎11‎/‎10‎/‎2016 at 1:04 PM, scribe95 said:

Here's a picture of the etched tree glass. Kinda cool

Wait til one of the kids put a soccer ball or baseball thru one of the panes.

The next owner till laugh at it and replace it with a slider and electric shades.

[zoeysmom]

2 minutes ago, ElDosEquis said:

Wait til one of the kids put a soccer ball or baseball thru one of the panes.

The next owner till laugh at it and replace it with a slider and electric shades.

First the kids will have to find the room in the house where the window is located.

[ElDosEquis]

1 minute ago, zoeysmom said:

First the kids will have to find the room in the house where the window is located.

"Terry have you seen Jr.?"

"I saw him last week in the east wing"

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I know that those kids are going to be little fuckers based on the comment that pleather made last season about the kids rooms and giving them a place to hide out and smoke....

Should have given them a room to shoot up in?

[ElDosEquis]

I'd like to see Terry do a "Pollack styled" piece of wall art with his baby batter?

"And this one is named after our Oopsie.........."

[zoeysmom]

Just now, ElDosEquis said:

"Terry have you seen Jr.?"

"I saw him last week in the east wing"

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I know that those kids are going to be little fuckers based on the comment that pleather made last season about the kids rooms and giving them a place to hide out and smoke....

Should have given them a room to shoot up in?

One thing I thought was interesting is she said the two youngest girls enjoy sharing a room and sleep together.  It seems they don't need separate rooms after all.  I kind of like Terry and Heather's son-he seemed like he was aware and adventuresome.

I wonder if their children have ever been required to do a "chore".  It seems their dogs disappeared.  Maybe the kids couldn't handle the rigors of  pets.

[goofygirl]

Yeah, I was wondering about the two dogs too. Guess they were too much trouble for the ENTIRE family.

[straightshooter]

6 hours ago, Ellee said:

ROFL.....

 

Seriously.....

Is this a sign that  Vicki is gone next season or is really running things? 

Considering the fact that Bravo seems to believe that we, the presumed-to-be-unintelligent viewers, would like to see nothing but screaming matches between women who are mentally still in high school, my guess is that the ultimate needy narcissist will be back.  

Edited November 12, 2016 by straightshooter

[ElDosEquis]

2 hours ago, goofygirl said:

Yeah, I was wondering about the two dogs too. Guess they were too much trouble for the ENTIRE family.

Picture this?

Pleather's face all screwed up screaming about one of the dogs peeing on the floor.

She starts to scream for the kids to clean up, but it's a school day, so she had to get on the intercom and overhead page the hired gun.

"Maria, can you come to the main hall and bring some paper towels, the dogs peed AGAIN!!"

When Maria arrives, she sees pleather standing over the puddle pointing, "Can YOU clean this up NOW?"

She stands over a kneeling Maria pointing and sneering, "get this spot right here!!!!"

When the job is done, Pleather track the dogs down and with the point of her Louie Butt-ons she wakes them up and prods them to the door.

And once they are out she can relax........Cruella Dubrow solved her pet problem!!!!

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Pleather is the kind of woman who screams and points at puddles of piss and dog turds, as if they are nuclear waste and are going to kill the family.

Those poor kids are going to be the ones that grow up and never know all the fun things about owning and raising pets.

[ElDosEquis]

Well, Bicks COULD have said, "Get off my jock!"

And we would have laughed, lustily.

[Roxy]

It's official. After watching this episode, Kelly is the least likable person I have ever seen on television. She's mean, crazy, dumb, ugly, and thoroughly unenjoyable to watch. I can't believe I could dislike her more than I already had.  I'm really shocked by her lack of understanding of simple concepts, her inability to see ramifications of her behavior when it's not self serving, and refusal to be able to accept responsibility. And she's not even funny or interesting.

I always thought Kenya was pretty evil on Atlanta but this is way beyond that mess. It's admirable, I guess, that Andy was trying to be diplomatic by calling her polarizing but I can't believe she thanked him. If she was not just dumb and knew the meaning, she's truly a sociopath. Maybe she's the face of the Housewives of the Trump era. One more thing I want no part of in this day and age. 

[thefog]

Of the Housewives franchise, OC has to be one of the least likeable, least memorable cast.  And none of them are that entertaining.

[straightshooter]

One thing that I don't believe I've seen mentioned is how Heather jumped in to defend Terry when a caller throws shade on his role as a father.  I'm sorry, Heather, but your husband has, more than once, said on camera that he does not miss his children and doesn't feel guilty for choosing work/filming/product hawking over them.  He even states that he knows it's awful and that he should miss them, but that it doesn't change how he chooses to spend his time. There's really not much to defend there, lady - he's a selfish asshole and his kids deserve much better.  It's a good thing that they're getting over missing him, because he's not going to change - he simply doesn't want to.  

[ghoulina]

Yea, his son texts him pictures of empty chairs at dinner and Heather is always complaining about his absence. Someone doth protest too much.

[NYCFree]

Another odd thing about Heather's jumping to Terry's defense, the question asked Meghan if Jim was going to be an absentee father like Terry.  Heather answered as if the question had said "bad" father like Terry.  Aside from the house, their only story line has been that Terry is an absentee father who is missing seeing his kids grow up.  Huge disconnect between the repeated theme, and the fact that viewers believed you and reacted to what you both said.

Edited November 13, 2016 by NYCFree

[Giselle]

7 hours ago, straightshooter said:

One thing that I don't believe I've seen mentioned is how Heather jumped in to defend Terry when a caller throws shade on his role as a father.  I'm sorry, Heather, but your husband has, more than once, said on camera that he does not miss his children and doesn't feel guilty for choosing work/filming/product hawking over them.  He even states that he knows it's awful and that he should miss them, but that it doesn't change how he chooses to spend his time. There's really not much to defend there, lady - he's a selfish asshole and his kids deserve much better.  It's a good thing that they're getting over missing him, because he's not going to change - he simply doesn't want to.  

He'll end up in a nursing home wondering why his family hasn't bothered to visit in months....just to busy with their own lives and kids I guess.

[Giselle]

On ‎11‎/‎12‎/‎2016 at 4:25 PM, ElDosEquis said:

Picture this?

Pleather's face all screwed up screaming about one of the dogs peeing on the floor.

She starts to scream for the kids to clean up, but it's a school day, so she had to get on the intercom and overhead page the hired gun.

"Maria, can you come to the main hall and bring some paper towels, the dogs peed AGAIN!!"

When Maria arrives, she sees pleather standing over the puddle pointing, "Can YOU clean this up NOW?"

She stands over a kneeling Maria pointing and sneering, "get this spot right here!!!!"

When the job is done, Pleather track the dogs down and with the point of her Louie Butt-ons she wakes them up and prods them to the door.

And once they are out she can relax........Cruella Dubrow solved her pet problem!!!!

----------------------

Pleather is the kind of woman who screams and points at puddles of piss and dog turds, as if they are nuclear waste and are going to kill the family.

Those poor kids are going to be the ones that grow up and never know all the fun things about owning and raising pets.

 

But the bright spot is that Maria is teaching the children to sing..." Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start"... and making them play clothes out of curtains.

 

[zoeysmom]

On ‎11‎/‎12‎/‎2016 at 2:20 AM, Granimal said:

 

Okay so there is a new RH dog-Archie: 

[Giselle]

20 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Okay so there is a new RH dog-Archie: 

Hope he pees on Vicki and Kelly's leg if they are ever in the same room together.

[zoeysmom]

5 minutes ago, Giselle said:

Hope he pees on Vicki and Kelly's leg if they are ever in the same room together.

It just goes to show, the girls got their way about getting a dog once they moved.  He is a cute little guy. 

[Barb23]

Regarding Kelly's huge cantalopes.  I was watching the Doctors show this morning & the whole show was dedicated to plastic surgery.  A plastic surgeon who specializes in breasts said that big breasts are out now. They are now doing procedures to replace the huge boobs of years past with more natural teardrop shaped implants.  I guess Kelly didn't get that memo or seeing how she is, she just likes to draw attention to herself with the huge knockers.

Side note:  Dr Nassif was one of the guest plastic surgeons.  I guess Dr. Dubrow couldn't take time from his busy schedule to appear, even if he was asked. 

[SoCal4Us]

Respectfully, I ask that we keep politics out of this forum.  One of the reasons I come here is to escape Real Problems and laugh with all you witty posters!

[Nanny pants]

Archie...instantly the most likable member of this cast.

[StevieRocks]

If I were the Pope or any other official in the Christian Church, I would get a cyst and decease order against that hate-filled, mean-spirited, spiteful, vicious hag, Gramballs, from proclaiming that she's a Christian. Lord, that is one nasty pig. Smh.

Edited November 14, 2016 by StevieRocks

[StevieRocks]

12 minutes ago, Nanny pants said:

Archie...instantly the most likable member of this cast.

And the smartest.

Edited November 14, 2016 by StevieRocks

[Ubiquitous]

On ‎11‎/‎10‎/‎2016 at 8:40 AM, MrSmith said:

And I'm sick of Vicki and her denials of her involvement with Brooks' cancer scam. I don't understand why they don't confront her with the video evidence of all the times she's lied and changed her story about her involvement. On top of that, she got involved with that "Kill All Cancer" charity scam, claims that she wasn't involved with it (by saying "It wasn't my charity"), and yet also has said "we" shut down the website "voluntarily" and that "we" will bring it back up. Well, if it's not her charity, then why would she have anything to do with making decisions about the web site or the charity?

I have a feeling we're going to get to that later. I recall Andy telling Vicki they were going to cover the topic later in more detail.

[jaync]

Quote

Kelly is a trophy wife.

More like a booby prize.

[Giselle]

9 hours ago, SoCal4Us said:

Respectfully, I ask that we keep politics out of this forum.  One of the reasons I come here is to escape Real Problems and laugh with all you witty poster

This needs to be stuck at the top of every page.

[heatherchandler]

On 11/12/2016 at 10:23 AM, ElDosEquis said:

Wait til one of the kids put a soccer ball or baseball thru one of the panes.

The next owner till laugh at it and replace it with a slider and electric shades.

I know this is not the case but I keep thinking there are actual embryos in the glass.  

[halkatla]

On 9.11.2016 at 9:08 PM, msblossom said:

Yeah, her boobs were ginormous. What was wrong with the size of the old ones? Is bigger better? 

Is she trying to get on Botched next perhaps?

[VedaPierce]

On November 9, 2016 at 4:33 PM, HunterHunted said:

I hope you didn't catch any of his attempts at stand up comedy. That was dreadful. 

"Hey muthafuckas, how many of you are from a foreign country? crickets I'm from Iran. Iranian moms are like this, while white moms are like that. And you know Iranian moms are always hiding gold because you never know when the Taliban is coming. Asa is laughing so hard she has tears; crickets from everyone else

Don't get me started on driving. Iranians drive like this, while white people drive like that. And then there is some muthafucka who is drivin' all slow. And I'm like what's your problem? Can you not see the speed limit? Bitch was Chinese."

Clearly not verbatim, but this is the gist of stand up. None of it was funny, but what do I know. I'm not half Jewish like Reza.

Your's was funnier.