MSquared April 13, 2014 Share April 13, 2014 My absolute favor, bar none, from GH is (paraphrasing because it's been years): Alexis: A very dry martini. Pour the gin and visualize the vermouth. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/
LeftPhalange April 13, 2014 Share April 13, 2014 I hate Brenda and love Carly but the way VM says "That girl" in refernece to Carly was always funny to me. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-33645
BetteBoo April 15, 2014 Share April 15, 2014 Jerry Jax to Luke after being poisoned: "It turns out having your organs shut down hurts like a bitch....who knew?" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-36725
BetteBoo April 15, 2014 Share April 15, 2014 Faison to Olbrecht: "I want you to do something for me"... Leisl: "Ze Clampssss? Faison: "Wear the mask.....".. LOL, Winner and still champ: the coldest line in daytime...... 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-36735
Tiger April 15, 2014 Share April 15, 2014 (edited) Faison: "I did it for yooooouuuu, Anna!" Robert: "Shut it ya phoney bastard!" Lucky: ". . . rutting like farm animals." Edited April 15, 2014 by Tiger Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-36807
Patssy Stoned May 14, 2014 Share May 14, 2014 "Your insults are as weak as your pharmacy-bought perfume" Dr. O to Anna Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-73917
dubbel zout June 1, 2014 Share June 1, 2014 Paraphrasing Alexis, to Ric: "I've had both of you, and yours is bigger." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-97550
UYI June 2, 2014 Share June 2, 2014 Carly to Liz after Liz claimed that she and Jason made a miracle in Jake: "You made a baby, any bitch in heat can do that." A little harsh, and yet still kind of funny. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-98541
OnceSane June 2, 2014 Share June 2, 2014 Helena Cassadine: They don't keep people like us in hell, dear; we'd end up running the place. Helena (to Felicia): Discussing strategy with you would be like playing chess with a sugar bowl. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-98659
TarHeelTeacher June 6, 2014 Share June 6, 2014 "I don't want Carly. I never have." - Julian (As a Carly hater from the day that trollop got off the bus in PC, I cheered.) "Sweetheart, I never imagined, I never imagined that I would find you." - Julian "Happiness is for dogs and Americans." - Dr. Liesl Obrecht Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-110208
DiamondDoll June 7, 2014 Share June 7, 2014 Ned: "Lois wasn't responsible for Sonny. Sonny just happened, like a natural disaster!" One of the funniest and truest lines in GH history. Ned's Sonny hate warms my heart. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-112953
Tiger June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 (edited) "I'll die before I let you make Carly a widow" - Sonny "crypt!sex" Corinthos, circa 2002. Edited June 9, 2014 by Tiger Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-117387
dubbel zout June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 Sonny had a lot of head-scratchers like that; remember "I haven't heard from Morgan since the last time we talked"? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-117393
Chairperson Meow June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 Sonny, to Ava- "Tell Kiki she'll be dining alone, and you'll be dining.....in hell!" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-117666
Guest June 18, 2014 Share June 18, 2014 (edited) So, I've embarked on a journey to go through four giant drawers of unlabeled VHS tapes (and yes at some point I bought a combo player just to figure out what the heck I still had laying around). First tape, the Bacchanalia May 1998 Ned to Katherine: "Oh, by the way, I had the pleasure of meeting your housekeeper. Ah, Mrs. Landsbury, I believe. She spoke very highly of you. I take it she hasn't tried to poison you yet." referring to that time Reginald poisoned her and AJ covered it up. Katherine to Stefan referring to a note he wrote to Laura: "I'm giving Nikolas the mother he deserves." Ew. considering that Nikolas and Katherine were engaged before Stefan and Katherine. Then Kat went splat. Edited June 18, 2014 by ParadoxLost Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-137513
MSquared June 18, 2014 Author Share June 18, 2014 Man, I loved Ned snark, in anyone, especially Katherine. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-137531
Melgaypet June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 How about some Helena snark on Katherine? Two examples: "Katherine Bell is as common as ditch water." "I wonder if it was was wise to disown [Alexis] just for hurting the feelings of that bovine tramp you call a mistress." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-146288
TeeVee329 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Alexis: Let's see, you're here to wreak havoc on someone's life. I wonder on who.Helena: Whom. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-154813
dubbel zout June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 I LOVE it when characters correct other characters' grammar. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-155054
Tiger June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 (edited) Speaking of that "great woman", I loved when she dismissively told Sonny, "we once had a gardener named Corinthos". Does anyone remember Carly's line to Kannie about coming to town with a fake name? Edited June 26, 2014 by Tiger Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-155606
dubbel zout June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Carly's one to talk about fake names. She wasn't honest about hers when she blew into PC. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-158106
Chairperson Meow June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Isn't her real name Reece? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-159630
BestestAuntEver June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Isn't her real name Reece? I believe it's Caroline. Wasn't Reece the name of her best friend growing up? I know Reece was a character on the show. I admit to tuning out to some of the things with the Reece/Carly background.c Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-159676
MSquared June 27, 2014 Author Share June 27, 2014 I believe it's Caroline. Wasn't Reece the name of her best friend growing up? I know Reece was a character on the show. I admit to tuning out to some of the things with the Reece/Carly background.c Caroline is Carly's real name. It's how her Uncle Luke refers to her when he's himself. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-159705
dubbel zout June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Carly came to town as Carly Roberts; her real last name was Benson. Carly Roberts is from the high school friend who died in a car crash (though Carly is a decent nickname for Caroline). Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-159795
Chairperson Meow June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Well who the heck is Reece? On topic: Maxie today "I like shopping." One line, just explains everything about the character, Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-159893
OnceSane June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Well who the heck is Reece? I'm taking my response to the history thread. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-159909
Guest June 28, 2014 Share June 28, 2014 A few zingers from Sonny's # 1 fan: Skye: Oh, Sonny. I'm sorry, I didn't see you down there. I'm wearing heels today. Skye: Sonny and that trashy wife of his have all the class of a couple of inbred hillbillies. Skye [to Sonny]: Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas. Skye: Sonny? That greaseball would repel a maggot. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-160906
formerlyfreedom June 28, 2014 Share June 28, 2014 I miss Skye. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-160945
Rick Kitchen July 11, 2014 Share July 11, 2014 Felix to Brad: "I'm going to give you the gift of a fist to the face and the card attached will say sit your ass down." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-192851
Lillybee July 27, 2014 Share July 27, 2014 Olivia to Sonny, "You can't unscrew Ava". Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-234423
Chairperson Meow July 27, 2014 Share July 27, 2014 Sonny "Don't shoot! The baby on board might be mine!" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-234599
UYI July 28, 2014 Share July 28, 2014 Alexis to Sonny, at her sister Kristina's funeral in 2002: "I'm afraid we haven't made our Sonny very happy, but not to worry, no one ever has. But many have died trying. Do you think you're the only person who understands family? My family, the Cassadines, were staging deadly vendettas, while your ancestors were working our fields with the other peasants." 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-236922
ulkis July 29, 2014 Share July 29, 2014 A few zingers from Sonny's # 1 fan: Skye: Oh, Sonny. I'm sorry, I didn't see you down there. I'm wearing heels today. When did that line happen?! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-241610
ulkis August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 Spinelli: Like a modern day Jean Valjean, only more heroic, Stone Cold has been unfairly incarcerated. Monsieur Les Mis stole a loaf of bread to ease his suffering, but Stone Cold's only crime was to selflessly surrender himself to the gods of incarceration to protect another, in this case young sir. Just sharing my pain with you all 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-252007
dubbel zout August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 Spinelli was always especially insufferable when it came to the imagined persecutions of Jason. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-252106
ulkis August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 Spinelli was always especially insufferable when it came to the imagined persecutions of Jason. That line made me clutch my head in agony. The only thing Jean Valjean and Jason had in common is neither of them ever had sex. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-252303
SlovakPrincess August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 Why why WHY did Spinelli exist?! I guess I should thank the current writers for getting rid if him, at least. Listening to any of Spinelli's dialogue was like taking an ice pick to the eardrum. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-252505
testardo August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 Thank goodness Spins gone.That poor baby Georgie would have to lose either way. Spin or Dunkledoofus. Poor baby. MAxie needs to wake up kick Levi to the curb go get her daughter and take her to Mac. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-252545
BetteBoo August 6, 2014 Share August 6, 2014 Lisa Niles to a patient looking for Dr Drake: "we have two Dr Drakes. Patrick and..what's the name? Parakeet? Canary? Ah yes...Vulture. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-267460
Rick Kitchen August 12, 2014 Share August 12, 2014 Victor Cassidine: "Never trust a Cassidine." At least bro owns it. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-284620
DollEyes November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 Bumping it up with some of the highlights from Michael's long-overdue confrontation with Sonny about AJ's murder: "I'm not your son, and you're not my father! AJ was my father....all those years, you and Mom kept me from him, you poisoned me against him....I was a pawn! You hated AJ and you used me, his own son, against him. You didn't care what you did to me. You cost me my whole life with my real father. [points gun at Sonny] And now, I'm gonna make you pay." Another gem from Michael, re Sonny's asking him to put his gun down: Or what-you gonna shoot me like you shot Dante?" 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-549448
dubbel zout November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 Franco, to Shawn: "Sonny's not going to ride to the rescue, Shawn. I texted him from your phone, and I let him know: 'Franco's a goner.' Isn't that clever? And then your provider called. Apparently you're almost out of data." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-549464
Chairperson Meow November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 From Heather : "Franco, you can't let me die here. ....with these people." Franco: "Don't do that again. I will shoot her. And she's beautiful. " Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-549612
Tiger November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 Ava to Michael: "I gave birth to a baby girl; your sister or your niece." 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-549842
ch1 November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 AJ to Sonny/Carly: "The only thing worse than you as a father, is her as a mother." Loved that line. AJ's return was so awesome in the beginning. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-549849
dubbel zout November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 Ava to Michael: "I gave birth to a baby girl; your sister or your niece." Such a classic soapy line! 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-549918
Chairperson Meow November 10, 2014 Share November 10, 2014 Another great AJ line. To Ava after learning she framed him for Connie's murder: "I bet you felt like God with my life in your hands. Did you enjoy watching me crawl back into the bottle? Losing everything? Micheal? My mom? " Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-550232
Lillybee November 10, 2014 Share November 10, 2014 Michael to Sonny after putting the gun down "This is the last mercy you will ever get from me". 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-553555
Chairperson Meow November 10, 2014 Share November 10, 2014 Micheal to Dante "Do your damn job!" Meaning arrest Sonny. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4848-gh-quotes-even-bad-writers-hit-upon-good-ones/#findComment-553645
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