All Episodes Talk: All Rise

[barbedwire]

I felt so bad for that officer!  Super nut job landlady - has to go to her work to resolve a couple of bounced checks, that then sound like they were resolved?  She was smart to keep her mouth shut and let JJ dice the landlady.  Crazy.

[califred]

And today we have, my pit bull was in your car across the street but your dog hurt my pit bull. That man looked like he had an anger problem.

[juneboy44]

So what was morons defense? He mentioned that his pit bulls blood was in the car. So was he saying that that little dog was to blame? And the veterinarian? He was a liar too? So it was all a conspiracy right? I just was dumbfounded that he just didn't get it. Loved Judy going off on him! An instant classic case!

[Toaster Strudel]

What moron challenges JJ to prove he's a moron?  Only a card-carrying, board-certified, pedigreed moron.

[Milz]

We know 2 things about Pit Bull owner: 1. he's a moron, 2. he probably bought Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men wardrobe.

[barbedwire]

Milz - lol!  You are right:  not only does he have Charlie Sheen's wardrobe he has his anger issues.

 

Really, dumbass, your dog didn't do it?  Or the fact that JJ kept trying to pound into your pea brain, the FACT that your dog was not in your yard and not under your control, had nothing to do with this?  classic.

[Milz]

Puppy-stealing Breeder is odious.  What a piece of work!

[Toaster Strudel]

I know!  She just grabbed the puppies and swung them behind her back!

 

The stud is a dud's plaintiff didn't have a leg to stand on, how lame, LOL.

Edited May 21, 2014 by Toaster Strudel

[stephinmn]

What's with all the dog breeders? ADOPT!

[Toaster Strudel]

Hey does anyone know WHERE IS THE CAR???

[juneboy44]

Toaster strudel: Willie has the car! I just don't know his last name, his address nor his phone number! So when you find him, you can get the car okay?

[Toaster Strudel]

Don't make me torture you all day.

[6 MeowMeowBeenz]

Willie has the car, that's just how it is. 

[Toaster Strudel]

Today was trashy white trash tenant special!

 

I judged a book by its cover, and I would never have rented out a property to the sociopath with that ridiculous neck beard.  This zero has 4 children?  The gene pool really is going to pot.  What moron lets his kids doodle all over the walls of a rental, then trashes it?

 

Still this was nowhere near as bad as the two meth addicts that totally destroyed everything, door frames, windows, dead chickens, and coated it in dog food.

 

Speaking of gene pool damage, what was it with the young hot chick in trouble with CPS, and the tired old welder with elocution problems? They reproduced?  Oh dear, pity the children.

 

Today's lessons: background checks before you rent, and don't let idiots in your vagina.

[BellaLugosi]

 

background checks before you rent, and don't let idiots in your vagina.

This reminded me of Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen LOL

[califred]

The welder seemed like he either had an intellectual disability or had brain damage, I don't think he has the ability to raise a child.

[Toaster Strudel]

I have a hunch that the aphrodisiac for these two is drugs.

[Lonesome Rhodes]

The concept that the pot seizure dude had two sets of children on each side of the border was so beyond JJ's imagination that she was, for rare instance, clueless.  I loved it.   

 

We even got a "borrow me!"  What a satisfying JJ day.

[MrMattyMatt]

"Blackout Siezures"  sounds like withdrawal off something to me.

[juneboy44]

I just didn't get the tattooed deadbeat dad case. Firstly two women slept with him on multiple occasions? I couldn't get past his hideous beard. And he has 2 kids in America and 2 in Mexico and goes to college and grows marijuana? No wonder he doesn't work because he doesn't have any free time! 

So am I to assume that I am not only supporting his children but also paying for his education? All at the age of 35? 

And poor mom looked like she had no problems at all with his abhorrent behavior!

 

And just to add: drawing a Christmas tree on the wall on someone else's property and not cleaning up is considered filth in my mind!

[BellaLugosi]

Do you think the kids drew a tree on the wall because Dad wouldn't get them one? 

[Guest]

I just didn't get the tattooed deadbeat dad case. Firstly two women slept with him on multiple occasions?

See also the garble-mouth, toe-less welder who got his babymaker on with CPS Mother of the Year.

In JJ World, the grosser you are, the more likely you are to have a line forming around the block filled with people waiting to have sex with you. And don't forget to make a baby or else it doesn't count!

Edited May 22, 2014 by Guest

[Lonesome Rhodes]

Do you think the kids drew a tree on the wall because Dad wouldn't get them one? 

Dad smoked the first one they had.

[stephinmn]

My husband walked in from work while the CPS mom and the intellectually impaired dad were on. He usually doesn't get drawn in too much to the Judester (and often disagrees with her, as do I) but he just said, "Let's hope genetics aren't the only thing that forms intelligence."  Yeah, poor kid. I am sure the dad does love his son, but I don't think either one of them is actually capable of raising him.

Off topic: (Do we get in trouble for that over here?) It is one of my nightmares that I would have to raise my potential grandchildren. I always feel badly for the grandmas (and great grandmas!) who are raising small children because their children/grandchildren are either incapable or uninterested.

[Guest]

I kinda figured CPS Mom Liane LeTourneau would have a rap sheet a mile long so I fired up my P.I. Google skills but came up with nothing. I wonder if that name was as fake as her wig?

[Guest]

Off topic: (Do we get in trouble for that over here?) .....

 

@stephinmn, your final thoughts were in response to what you saw on the show.  I would not have considered it off-topic at all.  However, if several members started to talk about nightmares in general or about grandparents in general or raising grand children etc, I would ask that be moved to the small talk thread.  Was that clear or did I just make the waters muddy? :)

[Milz]

 

And just to add: drawing a Christmas tree on the wall on someone else's property and not cleaning up is considered filth in my mind!

 

 

 

Hey, hey, hey.....his children's drawings are NOT filth!  Get that straight.

 

OTOH, his mother looks like someone I worked with about 10 years ago.

 

Great re-repeat from 2010 was on last night: 18 year old giving loser boyfriend some of her settlement money to buy a car. Guy posts a pic of him with the money on Facebook with the caption "Sitting on the toilet counting my money, God, life is good."

[Mz Anthrope]

And girlfriend TOOK that picture of him with the money on the toilet.  Classic

[DoctorK]

Actually, I think the settlement girlfriend said that she took the first picture of him with the money while in a car, I don't think she claimed authorship of the toilet picture (not that any normal girlfriend would ever take credit for such a picture). However deadbeat boyfriend was one of the slimiest I remember, he had some phrases down pat, such as a garbled and almost incomprehensible statement about he never signed anything so he don't owe nuthin'. When he mouthed off to Byrd, I know Byrd was thinking "Will they fire me if I teach this mouthy punk a lesson?" Sadly the settlement girlfriend is going have tough going in life if she fell for such a blatant exploitation. She was attractive, could probably find a decent guy, I wonder if she has the "bad boy" fetish?

[6 MeowMeowBeenz]

who doesn't love a good toilet picture?

 

I had a vision of On the Border dad standing on a ladder looking over the wall like they used to do in Berlin, to see his Mexican "family". What weird and tangled relationships 90% of the people on JJ have...

[Mz Anthrope]

Could be, but I recall the girlfriend saying (regarding the toilet photo) "I took that one of him!"

 

Which, had me thinking... why in the HELL are you taking photos of a man ... on a toilet... flashing money you've handed over?  Garbled-mouth, nothing-to-do-with-me boyfriend *did* mouth off to Bird.  LOVED how he backed RIGHT down after Bird put him in his place.  No messing with Bird.  I wouldn't even for all the money I could hold on the toilet!

 

Regarding Grower Border Dad - he went back and forth (from what I recall) between his kids being able to 'see their homeland' (to which my husband replied "If they're in your backyard, aren't they IN their homeland?!" to him having to go down there to visit them.  Very odd.  And I wouldn't have been the proud mom of that mentally indigent mess.  That house really was deplorable.  Regardless of the Little Picasso's on the walls.

[BellaLugosi]

 

That house really was deplorable.

Especially in comparison to the before pictures. He really trashed that place. I love when people claim it wasn't like that when they left, and JJ flat out asks, do you think the owner trashed his own house? And people have actually said yes! I just when people's lame excuses are just blown out of the water like that.

[Toaster Strudel]

Repeats today, is the season over?

[califred]

I was just coming to ask the same thing. Odd to start reruns on a Thursday.

[DoctorK]

Interesting, my Cox Cable listing shows today and tomorrow as reruns, but a new episode on Monday. I have to admit that none of today's first show (hit and run, art studio garage, and teen room mates) looked familiar. I also wanted to hear more about the garage, how the hole got in the roof - when JJ asked the defendant, first she rambled on about her big statues, the second asking, she said the place was a mess when she moved in, on the third asking, she pauased and then said Oh yes, it was there when I moved in. I wish the plaintiff had taken the effort to actually bring evidence. Plus I loved the defendant's answer to one answer "From, like, basically ...", an exact quote, and the answer didn't get any better from there.

[califred]

I remember art studio garage but I didn't remember the other episode cases.

[Wordsworth]

Today's second episode, second case, regarding the car accident on a dark & snowy night.  Loved the hall interview where Mom is fixated on how the other driver had her kids come back to his place.  That's NOT the point, for Heaven's sake!

[Ouisch]

Especially in comparison to the before pictures.

 

I couldn't resist Googling the tattooed neck-bearded daddy of four....   He posted the same "before" photos on his Facebook page that Judge Judy showed when he first moved in to that house. Also photos of him enjoying the seven acres with some sort of automatic military rifle in his hands. He is apparently a member of some militia group and not well-liked in his new neighborhood. However, he sincerely seems to adore his kids - he posts lots of Proud Papa photos. I'm sure he's raising them right, too, teaching them how to lock and load before they can walk.

[Toaster Strudel]

This week's cases with the previews on JJ's website lookk new to me.

[Wordsworth]

Loved how JJ complained yesterday about how she hates cases about people that are put on cell phone plans...

[Milz]

But I learned a new term "parking lot pimping": it would never have occured to me that means sitting in your parked car with your radio on and dancing, drinking, etc. because you don't want to go into the club for whatever reason. I guess "parking lot munching" would be sitting in your parked car at a fast food restaurant eating the purchased meal. Parking lot chilling would be sitting in your parked car in the library's parking lot reading a book. Parking lot surfing would be sitting in your parked of an establishment with free WiFi surfing the internet. Parking lot picnicking would be sitting in your parked car in the parking lot of a picnic area eating, drinking and playing frisbee.

[Intocats]

Repeats today: scamming uninsured San Diego consignment jewelry/pawnshop owner whose car was coincidentally broken into at a gas station on the day she was transporting a "locked" bag full of thousands of dollars' worth of consigned jewelry. She was with her "security guard", an unarmed, middle aged female friend. Yeah, right! I'm glad JJ ruled in favor of the plaintiff, and I hope the plaintiff has alerted the police to possible larceny. That one stunk to high heaven.

And another hipster angst phony-as-a-four-dollar-bill case! Roommates Abish and Ashley, out on a drinking date, Ashley was texting too much which irritated Abish, so he threw her cell phone out the window. They weren't even good actors...they could hardly keep their story straight. Ashley's exaggerated eye rolling and "fer real?" at JJ. The Judester rightfully dismissed the case without prejudice so they could go back to San Francisco or Seattle or wherever and file there.

[Intocats]

Re. The new case today...where in the U.S. are there subsidized three-bedroom apartments for $99/month? No wonder none of the litigants work when they are getting a deal like that. Their Internet bill was almost as much as the rent!

The defendant's wife was sitting on the plaintiff's side. I wonder what the story was there. Poor thing, she couldn't possibly get a job because her husband made her do all the housework.

Never mind the wife, though. I was mesmerized by the defendant's beard. That thing put the "goat" back in "goatee"!

And did Weepy McPlaintiff say that she couldn't possibly do drugs because she isn't skinny? I had to rewind and listen to that a second time.

[Toaster Strudel]

I loved that, too.

 

She didn't say: "I don't do drugs!" but "look at how fat I am, how could you even imagine me taking drugs?"  I considered this an admission that she was indeed on drugs.

[Quof]

A Canadian comedian has quipped "Rob Ford has dispelled one myth for me. I thought all crackheads were skinny."

[BellaLugosi]

That was Seth Myers on Just For Laughs from Montreal. That commercial is on about 5,000 times a day.

[Guest]

She didn't say: "I don't do drugs!" but "look at how fat I am, how could you even imagine me taking drugs?"

Said the ghost of Chris Farley demanding his cause of death be changed to complications from pregnancy.

[Mz Anthrope]

I am still shaking my head over Consignment Woman who supposedly had the jewelry stolen out from the front seat of her car at the gas station whilst Security Buddy was in the car behind her.  A - jewelry should never be on the front seat exposed (even if it's in a bag already)  B - you're carrying that much, lock your damned car even while you're IN it.  C - you have 'security', but the expensive items aren't in transit with them?

 

JJ could smell scammer written all over

 

Then to hear that the shop owner wanted the woman whose jewelry it was to use her own homeowners insurance...?!  I sure hope her landlord was watching or will be notified that she does not have insurance for her store.

 

Whackadoodlle Mess

[MrsMoltisanti]

First of all, I am so happy that I found this place!  I love Judge Judy and have been watching for years.  I live in Canada but get the show twice daily on a Buffalo, NY station where the commercials are pretty much all for lawyers and tax/bankruptcy specialists.   I will be back when I have shows to comment on but hello everyone!  

[zillabreeze]

Welcome MrsMoltisanti!  In the next few days everyone will be here from our old forum site.   You are going to find lots of lively discussions and plenty o'snarky comments!