All Episodes Talk: All Rise

[AngelaHunter]

Normally, I will happily watch reruns but must they choose episodes with the most annoying litigants ever? Today we got a repeat of the ridiculous, T-Rex-armed, spoon-headed, short-fingered loser, Mr. Alverado (who lives with Daddy) and his pathetic, grotesque baby mamma (who lives with Aunty) because neither are capable of living on their own, despite deciding it was a good idea to breed. I think what pissed me off most is that other women find that nasty little Hobbit appealing in some way.WTF? Ugh. Go away, you repulsive little shit.

 

The only redeeming factor was that JJ threw them all out penniless.

[Taylorh2]

I really hope that JJ fixed her decision about the bad check case

[califred]

They should rerun the cheese puffs case.

[basiltherat]

I thought the baby daddy looked more Wolverine than Hobbit!  I like hobbits; they aren't nasty unless they get too attached to the One True Ring.

[AngelaHunter]

baby daddy looked more Wolverine than Hobbit!

 

Maybe he's trying and he could if Wolverine were a short, stupid, fugly creep who lives with his daddy and thinks knocking a bottle against his baby momma's teeth is funny.

[BubblingKettle]

I thought Hobbit/Wolverine actually looked like a Cro-Magnan Man.....his wide flat face and simian nose were from ancient times. 

[Brattinella]

Nightmare material.

[AngelaHunter]

Hobbit/Wolverine actually looked like a Cro-Magnan Man.....his wide flat face and simian nose were from ancient times.

 

Thank you. I was trying to figure out just what he reminded me of. I'm pretty sure Cro Magnon man was taller. And better looking. Baby momma needs to get used to sharing him. She has to understand that when you have a man that hot, successful and charming, other women are going to want him too.

 

JJ hated him too.

[teebax]

I really hope that JJ fixed her decision about the bad check case

I hope she did, too. But I'm not surprised JJ lost patience with her. Every time JJ asked her about the fees she tried to cite Maryland state law, even after being told JJ wasn't interested in Maryland state law. Like Byrd said to her, why didn't she just tell JJ what her damn fees were?

Of course we are talking about someone who thought it was a good idea to let her friend use her bank account. Who does that? I have friends I've known since kindergarten, and I wouldn't let them use my bank account!

[Milz]

And they're all chick magnets. Go figure.

 

Well, most likely, their "attractive" part isn't the one that contains their brains.

[AngelaHunter]

Well, most likely, their "attractive" part isn't the one that contains their brains.

 

I think it probably IS. That aside, they could be hung like a Shetland pony on Viagra and I still wouldn't touch them even if I had a gun aimed at my head.

[Milz]

 That aside, they could be hung like a Shetland pony on Viagra and I still wouldn't touch them even if I had a gun aimed at my head.

 

That's because you aren't a Judge Judge litigant! Look at the number of L.O.S.E.R.S. and the ladies who love them we've seen over the years. It's bad enough these women give them money, buy them cars, pay their child support, support their lazy butts while they stay at home watching tv all day, but they even get into fistfights over them!

[Taeolas]

I hope she did, too. But I'm not surprised JJ lost patience with her. Every time JJ asked her about the fees she tried to cite Maryland state law, even after being told JJ wasn't interested in Maryland state law. Like Byrd said to her, why didn't she just tell JJ what her damn fees were?

Of course we are talking about someone who thought it was a good idea to let her friend use her bank account. Who does that? I have friends I've known since kindergarten, and I wouldn't let them use my bank account!

 

Add me to the list hoping she got the total sorted out. She should have started with the basic amounts and concrete fees, and THEN tried to sort out anything extra that the 'laws' may have given her. Then again she shouldn't have given that sort of access to her accounts in the first place. 

 

The worst of it is, it seemed to me that JJ got riled up by the sheer stupidity coming off of the friend's side of the court room that she had no patiance for the litigant in the end; so her losses were compounded (again) by those 'friends'. 

 

Byrd seemed on her side at least, and I'm sure the producers and number crunchers will get the actual amounts sorted out in the end; but a disappointing end to what was potentially a good stupidity beat down case. 

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

 

I thought Hobbit/Wolverine actually looked like a Cro-Magnan Man.....his wide flat face and simian nose were from ancient times.

The Geico Caveman is alive and well in JJ Land.

 

Except he was really rockin' those sideburns. . . . A few more weeks without weed wacking those things and they would have closed in and covered his face completely and he would have been The Wolfman. 

[AngelaHunter]

Look at the number of L.O.S.E.R.S. and the ladies who love them we've seen over the years.

 

They may be losers - lazy, stupid, sneaky, ugly, parasitic and useless but they sure know how to make babies. I love how their little chicken chests puff up with pride at revealing how many ghastly, terminally desperate women and slags they've knocked up. A badge of honor!

 

I found it kind of fascinating how Alverado's arms are so damned short he had difficulty resting his stubby little hands on the desk. Take me, take me NOW!

[SandyToes]

Angela, Sweetie, be careful what you wish for....

(blech, ick, brain bleach! ha!)

 

But it is indeed a mystery. We had a student in our junior high one year - eyes literally went in two different directions, his buck teeth rivaled Bugs Bunny, the sense God gave a grapefruit, yet he had scores of pre-teen girls just following him around ALL. THE. TIME.  They just swooned. We were all stymied.

 

As for today's ep: Oh, Vernetta, Vernetta, Vernetta.  Even my son had his shoe ready to throw at the TV.  She was just all sorts of nuts.  I'm sorry her "no good deed goes unpunished" defendant didn't get repo costs back.  JJ needs to use her production company to create a show to run after hers that is full of rainbows and puppies and all happy wonderful things. Jr. Toes even said this show just makes him sad for humanity.  Sigh.   Maybe the drinking game needs to start BEFORE the episodes air. Hmmm.   May have to go look up the Book Bag caper for a little relief.

[AngelaHunter]

Oh, Vernetta, Vernetta, Vernetta.

 

I think Vernetta creeped me out more than any other litigant I can remember. She had a brutal, dead-eyed look on her face, made even creepier by her fake Gollum-like obsequiousness towards JJ.  You just know it would take sticks of dynamite rammed up her and ranting hubby's asses to get them out of that house. I wonder if they - who between them couldn't afford to buy an old beater car - got their two "business ventures" off the ground.

 

I have no sympathy at all for Pauline, who is one of five mistresses of Vernetta's brother (He must be one hell of a catch). She invited them to squat in her house and even gave them money. She got off easy, IMO, in that she wasn't murdered and dismembered.

 

Pauline's witness: "I've known Pauline for 30 years and we speak all the time and..."

JJ: "I DON'T CARE!"

XD

[LAgator77]

"This is a talkie so you can answer."

Sometimes JJ is hilarious.

 I wonder if they - who between them couldn't afford to buy an old beater car - got their two "business ventures" off the ground.

You mean the landscaping beauty parlor? I know when I'm getting my hair did I'm always wishing someone could also be mowing my lawn...

[SandyToes]

 

when I'm getting my hair did I'm always wishing someone could also be mowing my lawn...

 

Well that's a euphemism I wasn't familiar with...

[NowVoyager]

Ah, Vernetta, with the preternaturally c a l m voice. She agreed with everything JJ said.....even though it was the exact opposite of what she had just said. I found her infuriating! Would've rathered her male co-plantiff testify. We could have gotten to the truth sooner with less pain & aggravation, though undoubtedly JJ would've dropped the hammer anyway. What a mess!

Edited July 15, 2015 by NowVoyager

[AngelaHunter]

She agreed with everything JJ said.....even

 

... as she was mentally stabbing her to death with a butcher knife.

[QuelleC]

I got a kick out of injured uncle handing over a text message after he won the case, proving he knew what was going on in February but did nothing about it until Sept/Oct. I believe she was driving him around, maybe not daily but he denied she did anything at all and she didn't get that fake shocked look that liars get.  The text was her saying please take your card off the account so I can use my own!  JJ: "Something else is going on here." 

[27bored]

They may be losers - lazy, stupid, sneaky, ugly, parasitic and useless but they sure know how to make babies. I love how their little chicken chests puff up with pride at revealing how many ghastly, terminally desperate women and slags they've knocked up. A badge of honor!

 

I found it kind of fascinating how Alverado's arms are so damned short he had difficulty resting his stubby little hands on the desk. Take me, take me NOW!

 

LOL. I know I haven't been around much lately (I found me a lady friend so I can't be slutting around here with you freaks...said with love), but I don't appreciate you trying to stealing my role as Head Ho.

 

But seriously, I never have understood how so many women, some of whom are attractive and have something going for themselves, get shacked up with the bottom barrel of dudes. That's why I always say, never get upset with a girl who seems to prefer the bad boy types. All you have to do is watch a few months of JJ and you'll see the logical conclusion to that. Suing for bullshit appliances, unpaid rent, unpaid cell phone charges, fighting other bitches, etc.

[NowVoyager]

I got a kick out of injured uncle handing over a text message after he won the case, proving he knew what was going on in February but did nothing about it until Sept/Oct. I believe she was driving him around, maybe not daily but he denied she did anything at all and she didn't get that fake shocked look that liars get. The text was her saying please take your card off the account so I can use my own! JJ: "Something else is going on here."

JJ: "You gave me one thing too much." Aka: You should have quit while you were ahead. Hilarious!!! If there was indeed a scheme to get over on JJ, it clearly wasn't orchestrated by the plantiff nor the defendant...neither one seemed like the sharpest crayon in the box.

Actually, that was kind of the theme for the (every?) day----

I caught the episode where the ex-boyfriend claimed someone hit his former girlfriend's car while it was parked outside of Wal-Mart. He claimed he didn't call the police because there weren't any witnesses around, so he didn't see the point. He stood there mouth-breathing while JJ read him for filth. Then, in the hallterview, he stated that he wrecked the car, got a guilty look on his face & tried to backtrack. Too funny!

There was another episode with a bearded plantiff. He won his case but not before JJ said: "Are you his mother? Step over & have a word with him." The mom whispered something in his ear so he would stop annoying JJ. Any guesses on what the mom said?

[Angeltoes]

"Don't piss her off because I want to get out of here alive."?

Edited July 16, 2015 by Angeltoes

[BubblingKettle]

There was another episode with a bearded plantiff. He won his case but not before JJ said: "Are you his mother? Step over & have a word with him." The mom whispered something in his ear so he would stop annoying JJ. Any guesses on what the mom said?

I was curious about that, too.  And whatever she said didn't make him wipe that goofy smile off his face.

[AngelaHunter]

And whatever she said didn't make him wipe that goofy smile off his face.

 

I don't think he can. That was some eerie Joker-like perma-grin he had going on.

 

Bouncy House Walter, (who looked as though he had clubbed a Komondor dog and stuck the pelt on his head) please get your thyroid checked.

 

The hyperactive babbling and bulging eyes made me nervous. I thought he was going to pass out or combust as he frantically made up about 400 different defenses.

 

As for Mr. I Volunteer Too Much Info, any time a man past middle age refers to a teenaged girl as his "friend", you know something else IS going on there.

[AngelaHunter]

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never get upset with a girl who seems to prefer the bad boy types.

 

Bad boys, I might understand. These are something else altogether.

 

Bad Boy:

 

 

 

Typical JJ-type useless, fugly loser/chick magnet:

 

 

[27bored]

The case with the two older ladies was fucked up. Two women in their fifties should not be fighting over any man, much less a bum ass dude in prison.

 

 

 

All you have to do is watch a few months of JJ and you'll see the logical conclusion to that. Suing for bullshit appliances, unpaid rent, unpaid cell phone charges, fighting other bitches, etc.

 

It's funny how a day after I posted the above we got that case.

 

The Plaintiff was really attractive. I bet she was even more attractive as a younger woman, but she had a nice shape, nice face, full lips, etc. She could get all of this...nevermind. But yeah, she was attractive.

 

The Defendant was obviously jealous. As cold as it may sound, I wished JJ would've asked her did he bust the grille out of her car, and by grill I mean her fronts. She was with this no-good dude for three years, lying about him being her husband, and then fighting bitches over him. The Plaintiff probably just wanted a little romance, but nothing serious. The Defendant wanted to fight for her man...who she'd sent to jail.

 

Angela: Your point has been (painfully) made.

Edited July 16, 2015 by 27bored

[Rick Kitchen]

 

The case with the two older ladies was fucked up. Two women in their fifties should not be fighting over any man, much less a bum ass dude in prison.

But, defendant said the plaintiff trumped up the charges to get that wonderful gentleman thrown in jail.

[BubblingKettle]

 

Bouncy House Walter, (who looked as though he had clubbed a Komondor dog and stuck the pelt on his head) please get your thyroid checked.

 

The hyperactive babbling and bulging eyes made me nervous. I thought he was going to pass out or combust as he frantically made up about 400 different defenses.

 

I have to admit this - I loved the added comedy from hearing the plaintiff and defendant use the word "bounce" about 75 times during their short case. If I had the skills, I would make one of those autotune viral videos (like the 'Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife' and the 'Ain't nobody got time fo dat' gems) starring Bouncy House Walter.

[AngelaHunter]

Two grown women battling and biting like hyenas over a "piece of crap" (and you know JJ wanted to say "piece of shit"). Wow. I had to look up "strangulation in the third degree". I had never heard that term and none of my boyfriends/fiancees  - or whatever the hell she called her Prince Charming -  has strangled me in any degree:

 

Sec. 53a-64cc. Strangulation in the third degree: Class A misdemeanor. (a) A person is guilty of strangulation in the third degree when such person recklessly restrains another person by the neck or throat and impedes the ability of such other person to breathe or restricts blood circulation of such other person.

 

Worth fighting over, I'm sure. They must get really turned on by the "bad boy" thing and like living on the edge, never knowing when their loverboys are going to cut off their airways.

 

CoolWhipLite: I would pay to see that Bouncy Walter vid!

[27bored]

He got six years for strangulation in the third degree? Hmm. How many pennies do you wanna bet he had some priors?

[Ouisch]

Ah, Vernetta, with the preternaturally c a l m voice. She agreed with everything JJ said.....even though it was the exact opposite of what she had just said. I found her infuriating! Would've rathered her male co-plantiff testify. We could have gotten to the truth sooner with less pain & aggravation, though undoubtedly JJ would've dropped the hammer anyway. What a mess!

 

She and her husband were arrested in Washington in July 2014 for Failure To Appear/Second Degree Theft. I wonder if that was before or after their JJ case? Maybe it was when hubby got popped for driving the check that they had the bill of sale for (along with the "guarantee" check, which I didn't understand one bit....)

[AngelaHunter]

along with the "guarantee" check, which I didn't understand one bit....)

 

That lost me. Maybe I misunderstood, but why would the person selling you a car give YOU a "guarantee" check? Considering how vigorously Vernetta was waving it around, we know it was fake but I was still curious. For the sake of the cops, I hope she didn't put up a fight when they arrested her and her familiar.

[SandyToes]

 

Ah, Vernetta, with the preternaturally c a l m voice. She agreed with everything JJ said.....even though it was the exact opposite of what she had just said. I found her infuriating! Would've rathered her male co-plantiff testify

 

I think that would have made for some fiiiine teevee.  Had he pulled the same attitude as in the halterview, I wonder if Byrd would have exploded?  And the "guarantee" check was hilarious.  I wonder what exactly she thought it was? Maybe if you wave enough papers around, someone believes you? Of course, it would help if you didn't contradict yourself every time you opened your mouth.  In  my make-believe, rose-colored glasses world, there are people employed to watch this show, and then track down the criminals who appear. Gotta think that if anyone in law enforcement saw this ep, they'd be all over keeping an eye on Vernetta and her bouncer-beau!

 

And she was weirdly calm, wasn't she? Creeeeeeeepy.

Edited July 17, 2015 by SandyToes

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

 

Two grown women battling and biting like hyenas over a "piece of crap" (and you know JJ wanted to say "piece of shit"). Wow. I had to look up "strangulation in the third degree".

C'mon you guys. . . It was only the THIRD degree- it's not like he killed her or something. . . he's just misunderstood and he treats her soooooo fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine when he's not drinking or strangling somethin'. . . . 

[AngelaHunter]

It was only the THIRD degree- it's not like he killed her or something. .

 

That's true. I'm sure he's a great guy when he's not actually beating on a woman, although I have a feeling that considering the vile temper and powerful punch def has, he may have strangled her in self-defense.

[Mybrainhurts]

I'm sure he's a great guy when he's not actually beating on a woman, although I have a feeling that considering the vile temper and powerful punch def has, he may have strangled her in self-defense.

 

Well, if she bit him as hard as she bit the plaintiff, strangling her may have been the only way to get her off of him (not trying to justify what he did...but damn, did you SEE that bite mark in the picture?  I've seen pit bull bites that looked less nasty!)

[Brattinella]

If someone bit me like that, I think it would be justifiable to do serious damage right back.

[Milz]

Wasn't there a JJ case looooooooong ago where the bite recipient bite the biter?

[BubblingKettle]

Stranglings, bitings...it's just terrible!  Don't they realize they can just pool some money together and play some good ol' kickball?  As they say, "Kick it out, bitch." I mean, kickball IS helping to reduce gun violence among urban youths.....if it can do that, you know it can end the strangulations and bitings!

[AngelaHunter]

did you SEE that bite mark in the picture?

 

Human bites are much more dangerous than dog bites by the way of infection. Of course I don't need to worry about that, since I'm not zoomin' some crazy bitch's felonious sweetie-boo.

 

It's official: TPTB ARE choosing the most outrageous litigants for the repeats. However, some of them are just as appalling even the second time around. I refer to Ms. Williams, who was willing to stand in front of an audience of 10 million, batting her fake eyelashes, and announce that she found the terminally repugnant def. (who was actually drooling spittle out of the corner of his mouth in the hall. ugh ugh!)who is twenty hears her junior, SO alluring, so sexy, so tempting that even though she's (all together now) a SINGLE MOTHER, she just could NOT stop showering him with money. I bet after the show Mr. $9/hr/3Kids axed her for another "loan" and she gave it to him.

 

Really, couldn't she have found some other scumbag who wouldn't take $3500(!!) from her, but who might bang her in exchange for a few meals, coupons or something?

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

 

 

Stranglings, bitings...it's just terrible!  Don't they realize they can just pool some money together and play some good ol' kickball?  As they say, "Kick it out, bitch." I mean, kickball IS helping to reduce gun violence among urban youths.....if it can do that, you know it can end the strangulations and bitings!

Damn didn't you play kickball as a kid? It was RUTHLESS. I imagine now it's even worse with all those biters and stranglers out on the field yanking out hairdos and earrings. Just cos that ball was squishy didn't mean it didn't HURT when they threw it at you. 

 

BTW I'm starting a KickStarter program for all lonely middle aged women to be given cats and taught to talk to them instead of adopting co-workers and loaning them money in order to have conversations with them. The stigma of cat-speak will decrease significantly (thus no more "cat lady" shaming) and it should reduce the JJ backlog of cases by about 50%. 

[Brattinella]

Human bites are much more dangerous than dog bites by the way of infection. Of course I don't need to worry about that, since I'm not zoomin' some crazy bitch's felonious sweetie-boo.

 

It's official: TPTB ARE choosing the most outrageous litigants for the repeats. However, some of them are just as appalling even the second time around. I refer to Ms. Williams, who was willing to stand in front of an audience of 10 million, batting her fake eyelashes, and announce that she found the terminally repugnant def. (who was actually drooling spittle out of the corner of his mouth in the hall. ugh ugh!)who is twenty hears her junior, SO alluring, so sexy, so tempting that even though she's (all together now) a SINGLE MOTHER, she just could NOT stop showering him with money. I bet after the show Mr. $9/hr/3Kids axed her for another "loan" and she gave it to him.

 

Really, couldn't she have found some other scumbag who wouldn't take $3500(!!) from her, but who might bang her in exchange for a few meals, coupons or something?

 

 

Oh GOD.  What a disgusting episode!  First, he could barely speak, was he just baked or what?  "Um, Wow".  We's just friends, we talk, like that.  Are you more than friends?  Um, No.  So, SHE admits they were intimate, and he didn't even react, just lied some more.  $3500 smackeroos!  Gah!  That stiffy  must've been pretty damn good!

 

I'm on the fence whether I think it was a good decision.  If you borrow money, and you say you will pay loan back from taxes, you should be MADE to pay it back!

[QuelleC]

 

BTW I'm starting a KickStarter program for all lonely middle aged women to be given cats and taught to talk to them instead of adopting co-workers and loaning them money in order to have conversations with them. The stigma of cat-speak will decrease significantly (thus no more "cat lady" shaming) and it should reduce the JJ backlog of cases by about 50%.

I discussed this with my cat and she agrees.  She was my avatar until tptb deleted it as being too large.  Small black and white, siamese with green eyes.  :)  Follows me everywhere.

 

I'm confused about the sublet/squatter case.  They paid for Nov and Dec, with $300 extra in Nov for a damage deposit.  They didn't pay Jan or Feb I guess too since JJ said they'd spent 2 months in the apt without paying.  Plaintiff paid those months, a little over $1,100 I think.  JJ was freaked plaintiff "broke the lease" that wasn't a lease anyway since she wasn't allowed to sublet, by removing the furniture.  She said she gave a 30 day notice she was vacating so she had to remove it, on Jan 25.  JJ noted squatters had furniture for most of Jan.  She began to award plaintiff Jan rent then squatters asked her to deduct rent paid for Nov/Dec and she started to do the math.  WTH?  At minimum JJ should have awarded plaintiff Jan rent; instead, she dismissed the whole thing which is what she does when she gets confused.

[AngelaHunter]

That stiffy  must've been pretty damn good!

 

Stiffies aren't that hard to find (no pun intended) and I can't imagine what made the stiffie of "Oh. Wow" so special. How good could it be? Personally, I was pleased that she got no money. Really, if I "loaned" large sums to some 28 year old loser who has three kids and earns minimum wage, would I really expect it back? Nope. She's been around plenty long enough to have just a little bit of sense.  

 

There's two people on the planet to whom I would loan that amount of money and neither of them are young co-workers I'm gagging for.

 

Loved the loser in the hall. "I'm not for sale." Such integrity is admirable.

[Rick Kitchen]

Human bites are much more dangerous than dog bites by the way of infection. Of course I don't need to worry about that, since I'm not zoomin' some crazy bitch's felonious sweetie-boo.

 

It's official: TPTB ARE choosing the most outrageous litigants for the repeats. However, some of them are just as appalling even the second time around. I refer to Ms. Williams, who was willing to stand in front of an audience of 10 million, batting her fake eyelashes, and announce that she found the terminally repugnant def. (who was actually drooling spittle out of the corner of his mouth in the hall. ugh ugh!)who is twenty hears her junior, SO alluring, so sexy, so tempting that even though she's (all together now) a SINGLE MOTHER, she just could NOT stop showering him with money. I bet after the show Mr. $9/hr/3Kids axed her for another "loan" and she gave it to him.

 

Really, couldn't she have found some other scumbag who wouldn't take $3500(!!) from her, but who might bang her in exchange for a few meals, coupons or something?

 

But he insists that they never slept together, although he referred to himself as her Man in his sworn statement.

[27bored]

Human bites are much more dangerous than dog bites by the way of infection. Of course I don't need to worry about that, since I'm not zoomin' some crazy bitch's felonious sweetie-boo.

 

LOL! I haven't heard "zoomin'" in a long time! That's funny as hell.

 

It's official: TPTB ARE choosing the most outrageous litigants for the repeats. However, some of them are just as appalling even the second time around. I refer to Ms. Williams, who was willing to stand in front of an audience of 10 million, batting her fake eyelashes, and announce that she found the terminally repugnant def. (who was actually drooling spittle out of the corner of his mouth in the hall. ugh ugh!)who is twenty hears her junior, SO alluring, so sexy, so tempting that even though she's (all together now) a SINGLE MOTHER, she just could NOT stop showering him with money. I bet after the show Mr. $9/hr/3Kids axed her for another "loan" and she gave it to him.

 

Really, couldn't she have found some other scumbag who wouldn't take $3500(!!) from her, but who might bang her in exchange for a few meals, coupons or something?

 

Yeah, he looked like he had a thyroid condition or some shit. Normally people assume that when stay with repugnant men that the D must be on point. But I can't imagine that sex with this dude would be anything special. She probably did all the work there, too, and was just happy to have a dude in her life.

 

I have a theory in life that men who don't get laid much in their 20s tend to do better overall in their lives than guys who get a little too much action. It seems like the guys who might have a girlfriend or two in their 20s tend to be much more career-oriented and stable than guys who are a hit with the ladies. When a guy has too easy a time getting women, it seems for some of them, that becomes all they care about. Grinning in a chick's face. They might be in their late-20s making $9/hour, but goddamnit if they aren't in the game because they have a wife and a side chick.

[Guest]

I was thrilled to have seen the Tammy Couts episode again - where all the participants were steaming piles of human trash. Tammy, she of the one-mile-apart-teeth, didn't feel well so she took to her bedroom - with her boyfriend - but wound up having to yell at some hood rats making noise under her open window when she couldn't get enough "rest" for herself. Anger Bear BFF next door didn't like when Tammy came out and slammed her hand on Anger Bear's driveway RV so, in a move any sane person would commit, grabbed a log and smashed the shit out of Tammy's car's rear window. Shortly after the incident, CPS (the go-to governmental revenge agency) shows up at Anger Bear's door. Anger Bear fingers Tammy as the narc'er, but Tammy denies it. What a fun neighborhood this must be!

 

Of course I had to Google Tammy who, I came to learn, is "soul married" to her boyfriend because they can't marry for "financial reasons." Gosh, I wonder what those "reasons" are.

 

RE: Ms. Williams and the young boyfriend - I can near guarantee they shared a hotel room the night before the taping. She's desperate and he probably saw it as an easy opportunity to soak her for another couple hundred dollars of free money.