The results were pretty much what I thought, except I expected all the feelings to be mutual.
This whole time, Steph was holding back her honest feelings about AJ when he flips out over something relatively small. Like that Chris Rock bit about meeting someone's representative. I also thought her laughter seemed forced & fake at times. I think she was self conscious because of the cameras. I like them together, so I hope they can make each other happy now that they have some privacy. Unfortunately, I do think Steph is expecting him to change & that's... not wise, for anybody.
Kate & Puke. Thank God that's over. That was awful! It seems like Kate went off-script when she said divorce; like, maybe Luke had told her to say stay married. He seemed concerned when they had time apart that they were no longer "on the same page." He gives me the creeps, & there's no coming back from "repulsed & dead inside," but even I felt bad for him w/ all the gay rumours swirling. But, next week it looks like Kate has receipts! Dis gone be good! & I hope Kate spills alll the tea! Especially that business about him retreating into the bathroom for 2 hours or something after they have sex, & other odd little secrets they had. Spill it, Kate! ☕☕☕
Will & Jasmine had different ideas about money: that first conversation about "gender roles"---please let me never hear that term again--- was silly. On the honeymoon, Jasmine had no idea who earned what, who owed what, what their long term financial goals as a couple would be... remember last season when Ricky Bobby sat down at the computer & looked at debts & expenses? Like, get some facts before you make a blanket decision. But, I think the real problem is that Jasmine is kind of a bitch. She was constantly nagging him & putting him down. First day back from the honeymoon, she said you're making the bacon too dark & shoved him over. I was like: Heffa! If you don't sit down somewhere, tell the man you appreciate him cooking for you, eat your burnt ass bacon w/ a smile & tell him it's muffuckin delicious! When she put him down about wanting to coach kids---before he could even complete his thought--- it was a wrap. That was the moment the marriage was over for Will.
Keith & 👑Kristine: they're adorable together. Keith is so obviously smitten & has really stepped up. I think Kristine really likes him & appreciates all the changes he's made, but she's waiting to see if he follows through with his goals for work & school. They remind me of Miranda & Steve from Sex & the City. Keith wants to get a puppy & have kids straightaway because he thinks it will be fun, meanwhile Kristine is hesitant because she thinks the bulk of the responsibility will fall on her. I'm with Kristine on this. She's sweet, soft-spoken & sexy, but she also has a good head on her shoulders. She was so torn about her decision, it was heart breaking. When Keith said he loved her & she cried...um, I think her emotions were complicated. Pastor Cal & the ladies were so ready to pop open the champagne & have a happy ending, I think they glossed over it.