Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

[Dustbunny]

11 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Shouldn't that be "clodhoppers?"

Ah, now I get it!  Good parody of Meri and her "shooties."  LOL, love it!

yes!!  omg autocorrect hates me!  😂

[Cetacean]

Oops, I didn't read the article, just seeing Meri is a turn off.  My bad.

Well played!

[deirdra]

That art on the wall behind her is not bad.   Wouldn't a cursive family sign be more appropriate?

[Joan of Argh]

20 minutes ago, deirdra said:

That art on the wall behind her is not bad.   Wouldn't a cursive family sign be more appropriate?

Manson Family 

[Sandy W]

17 minutes ago, deirdra said:

That art on the wall behind her is not bad.   Wouldn't a cursive family sign be more appropriate?

I think the wall art represents a version of a Mandala.  It has been said that meditating on a Mandala is an assist to achieving the perfect "self".

A cursive family sign would be too blatantly obvious for our Lady of Deep Thoughts Meri.

[Cetacean]

Yes, the background of the picture is so appealing. I especially like the timer for the lamp.

[deirdra]

1 hour ago, Cetacean said:

Yes, the background of the picture is so appealing. I especially like the timer for the lamp.

That is so burglars won't know that she is away hiking in the mountains, going on LuLuNo cruises, making Rice Crispy treats at the BnB, etc. ... unless they check her social media.

[TurtlePower]

10 hours ago, deirdra said:

and she is not wearing hiking boots in any of the photos, nor backpack with 2-3 quarts of water needed to hike in areas like that.

This. As a former professional in the hiking/backcountry world, I do not see a woman who hiked ANY of it, except perhaps the path from her car to this particular spot. “Find me in the mountains”, Meri says. Yeah, as she steps out of her car to snap an opportunistic shot in order to make herself look like something she isn’t, as usual.

Fake AF. 
 

9 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

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YESSSSSSS!!!!!  I hope she sees this somehow. 

[suzeecat]

16 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

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This IS a joke, right?  At the very least, some kind of stab at vanity publishing (even tho it is derogatory and sarcastic).

And, why is this "new" dog posing next to a Christmas tree in mid-June???????  Did they decorate the B&B for the last visitor back in December?

Edited June 10, 2022 by suzeecat

[xwordfanatik]

I wondered about the Christmas tree, too!  Is Meri's B & B decorated all year like December never ends?  She is a tacky decor junkie, after all.

[Sandy W]

19 minutes ago, suzeecat said:

This IS a joke, right?  At the very least, some kind of stab at vanity publishing (even tho it is derogatory and sarcastic).

Yep this is a joke.  Straight from the brilliant mind of Dustbunny.

[Rabbit Hutch]

22 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

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Holy Cow!  Words fail me.  🤮

Oh, its a Joke!  Went right over my head!  GOOD ONE!!

Edited June 10, 2022 by Rabbit Hutch

[Harry Wails]

22 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

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Had me fooled!  I was like, wtf? Meri sings? Good one!

I also didn't realize if I clicked on the picture it expands which makes it a lot easier to read, my wife explained it to me, that's why I keep her around 😂

[ginger90]

Fridays with Friends video:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CepjI7SgsF6/

Great scenery:

Edited June 11, 2022 by ginger90

[xwordfanatik]

"cloggedpoopshoots?"  What, did she show off all the dog shit in the yard?

Lovely.  🤮

[deirdra]

9 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

"cloggedpoopshoots?"  What, did she show off all the dog shit in the yard?

Lovely.  🤮

Or have they been taking narcotics that made Meri & Whatshername constipated?  Both of them sounded drunk or drugged, slower in their thinking & talking than usual.

[Sweetpea4Utoo]

Fuck is this?

[Teri313]

33 minutes ago, Sweetpea4Utoo said:

Fuck is this?

WHAT???

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, Sweetpea4Utoo said:

Fuck is this?

If that’s her “come hither” look it’s not working!

I think most men would run like hell 😖

why are her legs always bruised like ripe bananas?… are they varicose veins? 

[Pickleinthemiddle]

33 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

If that’s her “come hither” look it’s not working!

I think most men would run like hell 😖

why are her legs always bruised like ripe bananas?… are they varicose veins? 

I think they are veins.

[deirdra]

Well, it does look like the unfiltered Real Meri Brown for a change.  Almost as big as Mariah and a similar, unflattering pose.  Hair over the face is an improvement.

[TurtlePower]

7 hours ago, Sweetpea4Utoo said:

Fuck is this?

 Is this a joke (because it looks like one)? She does have laugh emojis, so maybe she knows it’s really bad. 

[Rabbit Hutch]

She looks like she's been hitting the vanilla extract to me.  I know it can't be grown-azzed liquor because of her religion, or maybe because modest is hottest, or something?  She certainly doesn't look religious or modest, here!  🤣

[Cetacean]

Is she wearing some sort of animal pelt on her head?

[deirdra]

Humans and bananas have 60% overlap in their DNA.

[laurakaye]

Y'all, just read some of the comments on that "fetching" picture....Meri answers many of them.  Most of the comments are telling her how great she looks, how much fun she's having, blah blah blah.  Then there's a few who ask her about leaving Kody and the bruises on her legs and she answers them with her usual charming passive-aggressiveness.  It's the worst kind of trolling for attention - laugh along with the ones that are laughing (although I don't think that's really the attention she was looking for but she goes along with it because at least they weren't mean), or the real and raw comments, to which she throws it back on the person commenting with an angry response masked as humor and deflection.

TL;DR - so tired of people posting crap looking for attention and then getting mad at the WRONG kind of attention.  Meri must spend literally hours on social media, choosing who to answer and who to block forever.  

[Sandy W]

58 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

 Meri must spend literally hours on social media, choosing who to answer and who to block forever.  

Is anyone else here locked out of Meri's Instagram?  I was blocked about a month or so ago, despite the fact that I have never commented there, the only motive that I could think of is that I may possibly have liked a less than favorable comment made to her. 

I seem to have been on a one month s*it list because I was able to access the site again about a week ago. Now I'm blocked again.  I have no problem accessing Instagram sites for any of the other Brown bunch, so it isn't a glitch from this end.  I have to wonder if she or one of her minions is monitoring this site.

[deirdra]

3 hours ago, laurakaye said:

so tired of people posting crap looking for attention and then getting mad at the WRONG kind of attention.  Meri must spend literally hours on social media, choosing who to answer and who to block forever.  

She also must spend a lot of time on her eye makeup ... then complains about stalkers at Costco

[laurakaye]

3 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Is anyone else here locked out of Meri's Instagram?  I was blocked about a month or so ago, despite the fact that I have never commented there, the only motive that I could think of is that I may possibly have liked a less than favorable comment made to her. 

I seem to have been on a one month s*it list because I was able to access the site again about a week ago. Now I'm blocked again.  I have no problem accessing Instagram sites for any of the other Brown bunch, so it isn't a glitch from this end.  I have to wonder if she or one of her minions is monitoring this site.

I often wonder about this too - just think about the massive time-suck it is to scroll through 600 comments, weed out the ones that don't think Meri Brown actually is a #BossBabe, find their IG handles, and block them.  That's way too much work for such a pathetic payoff.

[Irate Panda]

20 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Is anyone else here locked out of Meri's Instagram?  I was blocked about a month or so ago, despite the fact that I have never commented there, the only motive that I could think of is that I may possibly have liked a less than favorable comment made to her. 

I seem to have been on a one month s*it list because I was able to access the site again about a week ago. Now I'm blocked again.  I have no problem accessing Instagram sites for any of the other Brown bunch, so it isn't a glitch from this end.  I have to wonder if she or one of her minions is monitoring this site.

I don’t have IG anymore but was blocked from Meri’s page a long time ago and never commented and couldn’t figure out if it was because my part of my username was the first name as one of her family member’s (coincidence) or because I liked a comment that she should “put her walls down” or something of the sort.  Before I heard she blocked people that never commented I was like was she trying to block a family member or did she think other people might confuse me even though my user name was clearly not that similar? Guess I’ll never know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what the reason was.
 

p.s. I could see all the other Browns’ pages so I figured Meri had blocked me and it wasn’t a glitch.

eta:  I really have no memory of posting on her page but since my memory is not always the greatest, even if I did  I don’t think I would have been snarky because I generally think if people want to be “delusional” or “grandiose” on their own page they can be and I’m not sure I even knew a lot of snarky stuff about Meri at the time anyway. Again, could have been a reason I’m totally unaware.

Edited June 14, 2022 by Irate Panda

[Aspenglow]

14 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Is anyone else here locked out of Meri's Instagram?  I was blocked about a month or so ago, despite the fact that I have never commented there, the only motive that I could think of is that I may possibly have liked a less than favorable comment made to her. 

I seem to have been on a one month s*it list because I was able to access the site again about a week ago. Now I'm blocked again.  I have no problem accessing Instagram sites for any of the other Brown bunch, so it isn't a glitch from this end.  I have to wonder if she or one of her minions is monitoring this site.

She blocked me after I commented that she looks nothing like the filtered pics she posts. 🤷‍♀️😉

[TurtlePower]

On 6/13/2022 at 6:45 AM, CherryBelly said:

I think she's just trolling at this point.

She *might* be drunk alot of the time but equally she could just be trolling. She knows posting that sort of thing will get lots of attention, which she loves and then she gets to create even more attention by replying to posters saying "don't you know how to have fun? How sad" .

To most people, it's sadder for a middle aged woman to be creating attention seeking posts so she can roll her eyes at replies and say just how *hilarious* she is and living her best life. But this is Meri and her best life IS getting attention, good or bad.

It’s so incredibly juvenile. What is she, in middle school? Blocking someone who “liked” a certain comment about her? That must take her all day going through all that. 

I think (maybe) this attention-seeking behavior is coming out because Meri married Kody at a young age and didn’t get attention from anywhere else. She had to compete for it later, and it got pretty nasty. Now, she tries to get all the attention she can but doesn’t seem to realise it is just making her look like an idiot.

Has she actually said “don’t you know how to have fun? How sad.”? She better be careful, she might get a reply from someone like me:

Meri, I used to be a pole dancer — i got paid to have fun. You don’t know what fun is, you don’t know what sexy is, you don’t know how to be alluring or interesting. You’re a poorly-dressed potato with a personality to match. You fumble fuck your way around social media trying to make yourself interesting and instead, you humiliate yourself. You hide behind your sycophants and desperately want to believe their compliments, but clearly you also see a potato in your mirror because you filter almost every photo and think you’re somehow more captivating. I can’t feel sorry for you because you’re a mean, lying sack of venom.

i realize that’s harsh, but someone like Meri deserves to be knocked down a few rungs. 

Edited June 14, 2022 by TurtlePower
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[Joan of Argh]

8 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

It’s so incredibly juvenile. What is she, in middle school? Blocking someone who “liked” a certain comment about her? That must take her all day going through all that. 

I think (maybe) this attention-seeking behavior is coming out because Meri married Kody at a young age and didn’t get attention from anywhere else. She had to compete for it later, and it got pretty nasty. Now, she tries to get all the attention she can but doesn’t seem to realise it is just making her look like an idiot.

Has she actually said “don’t you know how to have fun? How sad.”? She better be careful, she might get a reply from someone like me:

Meri, I used to be a pole dancer — i got paid to have fun. You don’t know what fun is, you don’t know what sexy is, you don’t know how to be alluring or interesting. You’re a poorly-dressed potato with a personality to match. You fumble fuck your way around social media trying to make yourself interesting and instead, you humiliate yourself. You hide behind your sycophants and desperately want to believe their compliments, but clearly you also see a potato in your mirror because you filter almost every photo and think you’re somehow more captivating. I can’t feel sorry for you because you’re a mean, lying sack of venom.

i realize that’s harsh, but someone like Meri deserves to be knocked down a few rungs. 

This! 👍🏻

I had a hard time trying to decide which emoji to use on your post because it’s funny as hell “poorly-dressed potato” etc and it also describes her perfectly!

I went with the “applause” because it deserves a standing ovation 👏 

[LilyD]

On 6/14/2022 at 7:19 AM, Aspenglow said:

She blocked me after I commented that she looks nothing like the filtered pics she posts. 🤷‍♀️😉

Wow, how does she do that?? Making a fortune working really hard with LulaNo, spending hours and hours filtering unflattering pictures, spending hours and hours checking and blocking every single comment and follower for rude honest comments or lack of flattering enthusiasm…. I wish I had that much free time!

[Sandy W]

39 minutes ago, LilyD said:

Wow, how does she do that?? Making a fortune working really hard with LulaNo, spending hours and hours filtering unflattering pictures, spending hours and hours checking and blocking every single comment and follower for rude honest comments or lack of flattering enthusiasm…. I wish I had that much free time!

I think I read once that she has an assistant, someone to do her packing and shipping of LLR.  Someone once said that when watching one of her "lives", she called out to her assistant to "block 'em" when they made a less than flattering remark about Meri or the LLrags.

[ginger90]

42 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

I think I read once that she has an assistant, someone to do her packing and shipping of LLR.  Someone once said that when watching one of her "lives", she called out to her assistant to "block 'em" when they made a less than flattering remark about Meri or the LLrags.

During the most recent Fridays with friends, someone made a comment they didn’t like. Meri or her friend, I don’t remember which, said let the professional handle it when they had trouble blocking the person. So, someone else was monitoring  the comments.

[Sandy W]

14 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

During the most recent Fridays with friends, someone made a comment they didn’t like. Meri or her friend, I don’t remember which, said let the professional handle it when they had trouble blocking the person. So, someone else was monitoring  the comments.

So, I guess it's the Professional Monitor/Blocker that has me on a time-out from Meri's Instagram.🤣

[Joan of Argh]

2 hours ago, Sandy W said:

So, I guess it's the Professional Monitor/Blocker that has me on a time-out from Meri's Instagram.🤣

Hahahahaaa… Sandy you’re a VIP 

it takes a Professional to block you! 😋

[xwordfanatik]

2 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Hahahahaaa… Sandy you’re a VIP 

it takes a Professional to block you! 😋

I love you and Sandy so much!  You both tell it like it is, and can spot fake shit from a mile away.

Poor Meri doesn't have enough hours in the day to block all of the negative comments she receives.  She leaves that to "the help," who must kiss her butt at the speed of light.

[Sandy W]

21 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

I love you and Sandy so much!  You both tell it like it is, and can spot fake shit from a mile away.

Poor Meri doesn't have enough hours in the day to block all of the negative comments she receives.  She leaves that to "the help," who must kiss her butt at the speed of light.

Canadian girls = fire and ice.😂

Everyone here contributes in their own ways, overall, none of us are confused by the Brown bunch.

[iwantcookies]

On 6/11/2022 at 10:30 PM, Sweetpea4Utoo said:

Fuck is this?

I see she is wearing the $35 sexyyyy bike shorts. 
 

Oh Meri you are not a sexy/alluring woman. You just don’t have it. You are like a lumberjack… basically a bull in a China shop. 

Edited June 17, 2022 by iwantcookies

[iwantcookies]

[iwantcookies]

So she employs 7 people who probably spent all their time blocking people on SM who dare write anything negative about Ms Sensitive 

Her word salad post gave me a headache 

Meri please sit your filtered self down in a chair and relax 

[iwantcookies]

Sweet pea is not accepting any changes haha. She is still clinging to Coochie and Robchin for dear life. Read the room sweet pea K & R do not want you around their family. Take your Lulano clad body elsewhere. 
 

Love, Cookies.

[deirdra]

Just as I suspected, GoogleMaps shows a paved parking lot 5 metres from this view. Is that a guard rail in the bottom right-hand corner of her 'hiking' shot?

Whatever happened to her save-the-animals(?) venture in Michigan(?) with BlairMichael?

Edited June 17, 2022 by deirdra

[ginger90]

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[TurtlePower]

8 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

I, I, I. me, me, me. And another heavily filtered picture of herself.

Tricking women who aren’t TV personalities into buying and selling ugly clothes into a saturated market is predatory. That’s nothing to be proud of, Meri. It makes you ruthless and cutthroat. But keep deluding yourself with that culty LuLaCrap speak. 

She sounds just like those rich executives who only care about money and themselves, the kind who’ll step on anyone’s back to get there — even if those people are face down in a creek and they risk drowning. Meri will step on them to get where she’s going. 

Filter your photos all you want, Meri. We’ll keep reminding you that you are still a fat, greedy potato in ugly clothes. 
 

8 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Sweet pea is not accepting any changes haha. She is still clinging to Coochie and Robchin for dear life. Read the room sweet pea K & R do not want you around their family. Take your Lulano clad body elsewhere. 
 

Love, Cookies.

She wants to spend the “day” at GRCA? As i suspected, this dolt doesn’t know ANYTHING about actual outdoor life. I predict that if Meri did go hiking, she’d be crying for GRCA SAR to come rescue her at the bottom because lugging her fat butt back up would be too hard for her. 

Just another thing she’s pretending to be. The only “majesty” Meri wants to embrace in life is *her* majesty. This woman is so full of herself and thinks so highly of herself — she deserves to be knocked off her self-made throne. 

 

Edited June 17, 2022 by TurtlePower

[ginger90]

Some comments:

You are awesome 

So inspirational 

You are amazing. Keep up the good work.

Are these bots??

[Sandy W]

Girl has GOALS!!!

Meri the Mogul envisions herself as the next Elon Musk what with 7 full/part time employees an all.  She modestly refrained from mentioning NYT best-selling author in her list of accomplishments, so there may be some humility there.

No one could accuse her of being bereft of a sense of self-deprecating humor, why else would she present an overly filtered photo of herself with mysterious ears?

[TurtlePower]

1 hour ago, Sandy W said:

Girl has GOALS!!!

Meri the Mogul envisions herself as the next Elon Musk what with 7 full/part time employees an all.  She modestly refrained from mentioning NYT best-selling author in her list of accomplishments, so there may be some humility there.

No one could accuse her of being bereft of a sense of self-deprecating humor, why else would she present an overly filtered photo of herself with mysterious ears?

🤣 Don’t give her any ideas! She’s already full of herself.

Elon is doing meaningful things, propelling humanity forward. Meri, on the other hand, is sucking women dry and profiting from it. Meri is a predator, not a visionary genius.