riley702 April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 https://www.facebook.com/hester.harrell/videos/1512366528874881/ I couldn't get it embed properly. But, these guys took a bicycle apart, taped it back together, propped it against a tree waiting for someone to steal it and filmed the results... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4226510
Moose135 April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 That was excellent, @riley702! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4226585
Petunia13 April 14, 2018 Author Share April 14, 2018 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4235627
ratgirlagogo April 15, 2018 Share April 15, 2018 Wow, that reminds me of that old high school botany class mnemonic - Freddy Fungus met a cutie in the woods - he said Al-gae! and Alice Algae replied, You look like a Fun Gi - and just like that they took a Lichen to each other. Insert groan here. But once you hear it you never forget that algae and fungi make up a lichen, do you. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4236794
Maizie131 April 23, 2018 Share April 23, 2018 A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4259149
riley702 May 10, 2018 Share May 10, 2018 When Beethoven died, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple of days later a person passing by heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, he ran and got the town soil scientist. When the soil scientist arrived, she bent her ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." She listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." She kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the soil scientist; she stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing." 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4309462
Sandman87 May 12, 2018 Share May 12, 2018 Some people think that Beethoven was an excitable fellow, but in reality he was always very composed. Q: Why did the piano player continuously play compositions by Chopin one after the other? A: Because one nocturne deserves another. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4318015
Sandman87 May 19, 2018 Share May 19, 2018 Not a joke as such, but incapacitatingly funny - A History of the Past: Life Reeked With Joy. For the sake of your monitor, put down your beverage before reading. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4340849
Petunia13 June 3, 2018 Author Share June 3, 2018 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4383777
Petunia13 July 8, 2018 Author Share July 8, 2018 1 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4472975
ratgirlagogo July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 The LARCH................. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4473418
riley702 August 9, 2018 Share August 9, 2018 1 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4569442
riley702 August 12, 2018 Share August 12, 2018 1 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4578652
Sandman87 September 8, 2018 Share September 8, 2018 (edited) Q: What's the difference between a gifted love seat and a minor injury from an unusual accident? A: One's a free couch, and the other's a freak "ouch." Edited September 8, 2018 by Sandman87 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4655298
JTMacc99 September 11, 2018 Share September 11, 2018 Going to get working on a new campaign, because this one ain't generating any leads. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4664118
oliv88 September 18, 2018 Share September 18, 2018 right. . . a little to the left. . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts . . . and trickling down the small of her back . . . she was getting near the end. He was in ecstasy . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . forwards then backwards . . . forward then backward, again . . . and again . . . her heart was pounding now . . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . finally . . . totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream . . . "OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!" 2 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4682088
annzeepark914 October 6, 2018 Share October 6, 2018 A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years of tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel. 3 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4729792
Sandman87 November 29, 2018 Share November 29, 2018 Have you heard about the hot new Broadway musical starring a cast of frogs? The critics have called it a ribbiting performance. 1 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-4880966
Petunia13 April 12, 2019 Author Share April 12, 2019 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5206092
annzeepark914 June 16, 2019 Share June 16, 2019 (edited) Not sure if this link will work but last night I somehow found this guy's Facebook page & some of the funny stuff had me laughing out loud. Since there haven't been any jokes on here since April, I figured I'd share this nutty guy's page. Oh...there are a few naughty ones but most of them are funny (just skip the naughty ones). https://www.facebook.com/TheRealJoeOLeary/ Edited June 16, 2019 by annzeepark914 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5376275
Mindthinkr June 16, 2019 Share June 16, 2019 1 minute ago, annzeepark914 said: Not sure if this link will work but last night I somehow found this guy's Facebook page & some of the funny stuff had me laughing out loud. Since there haven't been any jokes on here since April, I figured I'd share this nutty guy's page. https://www.facebook.com/TheRealJoeOLeary/ It looks like it would have worked except that I am not on Facebook and therefore not worthy...lol. Glad you found something that gave you some laughs today. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5376279
PentaHookUp July 4, 2019 Share July 4, 2019 Three women hitchhikers are standing on the side of the highway holding signs showing their destinations. How can you tell that one of them is a prostitute? Because she has a sign that reads: Idaho. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5422090
JTMacc99 August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 I laughed way too hard at this. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5514944
JTMacc99 October 14, 2019 Share October 14, 2019 On 8/10/2019 at 7:45 AM, JTMacc99 said: I laughed way too hard at this. Same deal with this one: 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5675065
walnutqueen October 26, 2019 Share October 26, 2019 Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5703094
Mindthinkr October 26, 2019 Share October 26, 2019 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5703164
Blergh November 14, 2019 Share November 14, 2019 Question: What's the best way to start a fire using two wooden sticks? Answer: Make sure one of them is a match! 3 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5749978
Vixenstud November 14, 2019 Share November 14, 2019 On 6/15/2019 at 10:13 PM, annzeepark914 said: Not sure if this link will work but last night I somehow found this guy's Facebook page & some of the funny stuff had me laughing out loud. Since there haven't been any jokes on here since April, I figured I'd share this nutty guy's page. Oh...there are a few naughty ones but most of them are funny (just skip the naughty ones). https://www.facebook.com/TheRealJoeOLeary/ Man, this fool had me lol at work! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5750383
Jel November 14, 2019 Share November 14, 2019 I don't know if this is an oldy, but it was new to me. A physicist, and engineer and a statistician go hunting. They find a deer. The physicist calculates the angle, velocity, (I don't know--whatever else they calculate). Shoots and misses -- five feet to the left. The engineer takes the shotgun and tells the physicist he didn't take in wind speed, so he aims takes his shot and misses, 5 feet to the right. The statistician says, "Yes! Got him!" 4 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5750681
walnutqueen November 19, 2019 Share November 19, 2019 7 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5761117
Mindthinkr November 19, 2019 Share November 19, 2019 5 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5761193
JTMacc99 November 23, 2019 Share November 23, 2019 A haiku to start my day: 4 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5770285
Mindthinkr November 23, 2019 Share November 23, 2019 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5770707
walnutqueen January 16, 2020 Share January 16, 2020 From TWD Small Talk : 20 hours ago, AngelaHunter said: Okay, since the topic is penguins, I will leave this here: A penguin is driving along on a hot summer day when he notices his 'Check Oil' light is on. He gets out of the car and sure enough, the car is leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first, but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car. The penguin agrees to wait and waddles away. He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot. He sits down at the counter and starts on his ice cream. Of course the poor bugger has no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his beak - a total mess. He waddles back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?" The mechanic replies, "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal" "No no", says the penguin. "It's just ice cream". ------------------ I'll see myself out. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5870488
tiftgirl January 16, 2020 Share January 16, 2020 In the words of Mr. Monk, I just loled out loud......and snorted to boot 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5870834
walnutqueen January 17, 2020 Share January 17, 2020 More : 2 hours ago, Nashville said: A bear and a rabbit are side-by-side, taking a shit in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit, “Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit says, “No, I never have that problem.” So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit. 1 hour ago, nachomama said: Hide contents A rich man and a poor man are talking about their recent anniversaries. the rich man says he bought his wife a diamond bracelet and a bmw, that way if she doesn’t like the bracelet she can drive herself back to the store to return it. the poor man says he bought his wife a pair of shoes and a dildo, that way if she doesn’t like the shoes, she can go fuck herself. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5871687
JTMacc99 February 13, 2020 Share February 13, 2020 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-5935020
CoderLady June 12, 2020 Share June 12, 2020 I saw this on a list of Dad jokes recently and snicker every time I think of it. If anyone remembers where this is from, please let me know. I'd love to give credit where due. I've ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6179442
peacheslatour June 17, 2020 Share June 17, 2020 What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6188104
Mindthinkr June 18, 2020 Share June 18, 2020 7 hours ago, peacheslatour said: What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you? I’ll bite. What is it? Obviously not a garbage truck 😹 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6188843
peacheslatour June 18, 2020 Share June 18, 2020 15 hours ago, Mindthinkr said: I’ll bite. What is it? Obviously not a garbage truck 😹 Pool table! 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6189671
annzeepark914 October 7, 2020 Share October 7, 2020 The man who created autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6389188
annzeepark914 October 8, 2020 Share October 8, 2020 Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? If you aim well enough. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6390214
annzeepark914 October 15, 2020 Share October 15, 2020 A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him. "No tie, no entry." He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says "How's this?" The bouncer says, "I'll let you in, but don't start anything." 9 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6401041
JTMacc99 October 23, 2020 Share October 23, 2020 8 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6414632
annzeepark914 October 25, 2020 Share October 25, 2020 Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?" 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6417823
annzeepark914 October 26, 2020 Share October 26, 2020 What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? "Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?" 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6418960
annzeepark914 October 26, 2020 Share October 26, 2020 My uncle died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6420007
SoMuchTV October 27, 2020 Share October 27, 2020 30 minutes ago, annzeepark914 said: My uncle died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. When I read this I briefly forgot which category I was in, and yikes! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6420043
annzeepark914 October 27, 2020 Share October 27, 2020 1 hour ago, SoMuchTV said: When I read this I briefly forgot which category I was in, and yikes! I previously posted this joke on my facebook page and "friends" thought I really had a death in the family! I believe it originally was "my dad" and I changed that (thank goodness!). Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/32544-i-once-took-a-donkey-and-some-honeycomb-into-jokes/page/11/#findComment-6420186
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