DollEyes April 26, 2014 Author Share April 26, 2014 (edited) Sick. Twisted. Disgusting. Those are the cleanest words I can use to describe the SonAvaBitch fuckfest and the aftermath. Sonny & Ava's desecrating AJ's memory, his funeral and even his corpse was bad enough, but the crypt? THE CRYPT?!? In that moment, Sonny proved that he has no more respect for the Dead Qs than he does for the living ones, especially Michael, otherwise AJ might still be alive. I would have loved it if the ghosts of the dead Qs, especially AJ, rose up, killed Sonny and Ava and dragged them to Hell, where they belong. The only bright side in this whole mess is that it makes Morgan and Olivia look like the fools they are for trusting the Crypt Fuckers in the first place. I don't feel any sorrier for them than I do for Sonny and Ava. To paraphrase the old saying, "Lie down with bitches, get up with fleas." The only thing I do give Morgan credit for was mentioning Jax, who would never even consider screwing Ava like Sonny did, let alone do it. That Sonny would not only admit to Morgan that he fucked Ava, he dared to yell at Morgan and order him to "calm down" after getting caught were the only balls he showed in the whole episode. BTW, Ronnie, if you're trying to make me sympathize with Sonny by making Luke a drug-dealing, child-bullying, sex-crazed, misogynistic asshole, it ain't working. Just because Luke's a piece of shit, that doesn't mean Sonny's not. I hope that they either kill each other or someone else (preferably not Franco) kills them. Edited April 26, 2014 by DollEyes 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-49767
LeftPhalange April 26, 2014 Share April 26, 2014 The only thing I'm surprised about is that it took this long for Ava and Sonny to screw. And that they defiled a crypt. They're both deviants though so maybe I shouldn't even be surprised by that. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-50012
Lillybee April 27, 2014 Share April 27, 2014 I wouldn't be a bit surprised that in the future Sonny will have no trouble screwing a SORAS'd Rocco's girlfriends. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-50736
testardo April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 dvr's are wonderful. The ff button allows you to dispense with the barf bags. I just wanted to see how far Re _Ron would go with this garbage. Does MB even know how evil he comes off ? I cannot bring myself to watch anymore. They have taken the whole show to the bowels of hell, along with Sonny. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-53220
Tiger April 29, 2014 Share April 29, 2014 (edited) If the show lasts long enough, Sonny will probably shoot Rocco, screw Joslyn, and turn Danny into his newest hitman. Edited April 29, 2014 by Tiger 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-53306
spaceytraci1208 May 4, 2014 Share May 4, 2014 On 4/1/2014 at 3:01 PM, GHScorpiosRule said: Michael Corleone, he ain't. He so WISHES he were. And THAT is where the decline started for me. When Sonny was just a guy with a couple folks under him it didn't bug so much; it's Port Charles, I could understand him being a big fish there. Then when I started to notice the blatant Godfather rip-offs (The Five Families??? Seriously?!?!) I really started to get annoyed. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-60253
LeftPhalange May 4, 2014 Share May 4, 2014 Really all the mobsters on this show are a joke. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-60295
ladybug May 9, 2014 Share May 9, 2014 Just wanted to say thanks for this thread! It's manna from snark heaven. I just discovered the soon-to-be-RIP TWOP GH forum a week ago, and I didn't realize that I wasn't the only person who can't stand the unholy trinity of doom. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-66416
Lillybee May 9, 2014 Share May 9, 2014 I hope that Dante rips Sonny a new one when he finds out that Sonny fucked Ava and then flew her to his private island. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-66424
boes May 9, 2014 Share May 9, 2014 (edited) Now you all gotta be feelng sorry for Shawn, right? He's the next Olivia, but that big lug just doesn't see, same as she didn't, that Sonny will cheat on him the same way he did on her. Gosh, it hurts, HURTS, I tell you, to see how his face lights up when Sonny walks in the room, how he just shines around him - that special glow, you know? - but Sonny will break his heart too. Poor Shawn, guy can't hit it with either a gun or his heart. Edited May 9, 2014 by boes 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-66499
Chairperson Meow May 17, 2014 Share May 17, 2014 I want Micheal to grow a set and realize what a piece of shit Sonny is. Does he know about Karen Wexler? When the truth about AJ comes out, I need for Scotty to just say calm down, kid, this is what he did to my daughter. Then Micheal can realize his being in prison was mainly because of Sonny, which led to his rape. Yes, I blame Sonny for that shit. The judge sent Micheal to prison for killing Claudia because she wanted to punish Sonny and Carly for being shit parents. Sonny couldn't even take care of his supposed golden child- Jason had to do it. And Micheal still got hurt. I want Sonny to pay for something, anything whether it be a jaywalking ticket or bank fees. And yes, when/if we get recast Jason, of course Sonny will try to go back to his true love. Hopefully, Jason is a Q again and tells him to go fuck himself. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-76897
Lillybee May 17, 2014 Share May 17, 2014 It actually was worse than that. Sonny called off the deal that Jason carefully brokered with AZ for AZ to protect Michael in prison because Sonny had an hair up his ass and wanted Johnny Z dead. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-76928
Chairperson Meow May 17, 2014 Share May 17, 2014 You're right!!! I was caught up in some OLTL shit then, so I forgot. I miss Johnny. So hot, so knowledgeable, so hated Sonny. He never relented. He must come back, for I am sure his goons saw everything. I know we are getting a SonAvaBitch wedding. Let Johnny be released, crash the party and reveal all. Anna can drag him away and stick him in a tiny cell. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-77032
Kim0820 May 17, 2014 Share May 17, 2014 The last two days the show has been beating us over the head with the "but Sonny doesn't do drugs" line. Apparently we are to believe there are no drug takers or addicts in PC but when Julian "floods the town" there will be. And somehow it is OK to kill people in the mob so long as drugs aren't involved. Like drugs are the only really evil thing in the mob. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-77347
LeftPhalange May 17, 2014 Share May 17, 2014 Quote I know we are getting a SonAvaBitch wedding. Is this just speculation or a spoiler? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-77400
Chairperson Meow May 17, 2014 Share May 17, 2014 Speculation.....I know Ron's work. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-77470
Chairperson Meow May 21, 2014 Share May 21, 2014 Oh no one told me crypt sex was during AJ's funeral. That's more to hate about Sonny. If Anna spent less time up Julian's ass, she'd have enough proof to put Sonny behind bars. And before it happens, I'm gonna say shut up Dante and Olivia. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-83220
Kim0820 May 25, 2014 Share May 25, 2014 On 5/17/2014 at 6:04 PM, Grrpants09 said: Speculation.....I know Ron's work. Yes, the usual marry her so she can't testify. Sonny has even done that before with Carly, if I remember right. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-87704
Chairperson Meow May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 And the result was Morgan.... Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-88131
boes May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 On 5/21/2014 at 6:46 PM, Grrpants09 said: . And before it happens, I'm gonna say shut up Dante and Olivia. Ah yes, it's ALWAYS STFU OLIVIA time! Can NOT be said enough. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-88143
Lillybee May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 On 5/26/2014 at 3:09 AM, Grrpants09 said: And the result was Morgan.... Maybe that is the reason why both Carly and Sonny really don't give a fuck about him. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-88246
Chairperson Meow May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 I'd like to see that explored. I waited years for Jack to learn Dead Baby Lie, and we had a shitty actor.BC is waaay better. I want him to yell that shit. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-88675
covington May 28, 2014 Share May 28, 2014 I've never liked Sonny. I always thought he was more popular than he is. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-90566
Lillybee May 28, 2014 Share May 28, 2014 I am so waiting for Snarly to find out about the crypt sex. I don't see anyway that she will be able to write it off. I think that her head may explode. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-90572
soapfaninnc May 28, 2014 Share May 28, 2014 I haven't watched GH since before Robin left again but I had to come and show my appreciation for any thread dedicated to hating that mumbling moobs flashing barware throwing mysogynist that ReRon seems to think is the most awesome thing in Port Upchuck. Sonny is not sexy, or cute, or smart or heroic in the least. I suppose poor Morgan should thank his lucky stars Sonny hasn't shot him in the head, the chest at point blank range, gotten him raped in prison or almost blown up. Even poor girl child is not immune to Sonny almost getting his offspring killed. (Michael is only Sonny's child when he acts like a stupid little idiot. I haven't forgotten the meathook) This thread is a thing of beauty. Thank you 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-91269
Bill C. May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 The everlasting, eternal bitch of all things Sonny isn't himself, actually; it's the sentiment that came with him, courtesy of our old friend Robert Guza. I wasn't watching when he first rolled up, so I've assumed that for a year or two he was actually considered a Sopranos-type "he's bad, but he's interesting" character...but as long as I can remember he hasn't been that. He's been considered a gentleman bandit, if not bizarrely heroic, and the entire damn universe was reshaped to fit that whole "Bad is good, baby! Down with government!" air. And the show's been so consistent about it that the only way out of it is to kill his ass off--and even then, no doubt, they'd find a way to make it heroic. But still. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-92132
boes May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 (edited) Sonny being the Big Bad was always slightly ludicrous. But now it passes all credulity. First of all, other than shooting his own son in the chest, Mini-Moobster always delegates the work to his underlings. Since the Borg took on water and finally sank to his real level, Sonny can't even hire a decent hitman. Having Can't-Shoot-Straight-Shawn as your trusty second and first-rate sharpshooter has been one continuous joke. It seems that Sonny keeps him around because Shawn is even bustier than he is. I'm no fan of Ava (although I know many are) but COME ON! She could have taken him out with one flick of her nine inch nails the whole time he's standing on his tippy toes trying to intimidate her. And I have to give Maura West points for being able to stand there and not flinch as MB spit all over her as he "emoted". Edited May 29, 2014 by boes 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-92860
Lillybee May 30, 2014 Share May 30, 2014 Because it hasn't been said all that much lately; the, Sonny, the. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-93658
boes May 31, 2014 Share May 31, 2014 Sonny, Sonny, Sonny......so according to you Ava "made" you shoot AJ?? Why, cuz she's so tough and you're just a widdle ting easily led astray?? Does this guy EVER take responsibility for anything?? Rhetorical question, I know the answer is No. I am not an Ava fan at all, but I'll become one if she leads Orange Glow down the garden path until he slips on his own tanning lotion and cracks open that breadbox he calls a brain. With that tan, that highpitched squeal of a voice and shoepolish hair he's looking more and more like a Jack-in-the-box. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-95215
soapfaninnc May 31, 2014 Share May 31, 2014 On 5/31/2014 at 4:41 AM, boes said: Sonny, Sonny, Sonny......so according to you Ava "made" you shoot AJ?? Why, cuz she's so tough and you're just a widdle ting easily led astray?? Does this guy EVER take responsibility for anything?? Rhetorical question, I know the answer is No. Remember, this is the dude who hides under pews as his hit man shoots at people in a church, at Easter and has to call Max to carry his girlfriend (Emily) up the stairs. Of course I'm just as shocked as Sonny that he actually hit something he was aiming at. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-95242
Chairperson Meow May 31, 2014 Share May 31, 2014 What does the,Sonny, the mean? It's hilarious. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-95562
BestestAuntEver May 31, 2014 Share May 31, 2014 On 5/31/2014 at 4:26 PM, Grrpants09 said: What does the,Sonny, the mean? It's hilarious. The = die in German therfore the, Sonny, the = die, Sonny, die. A beautiful statement. It was heavily used until we got in trouble at TWoP. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-95611
Chairperson Meow June 1, 2014 Share June 1, 2014 Are there real Sonny fans or is it like unicorns? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-96458
Cobalt Stargazer June 1, 2014 Share June 1, 2014 Quote And I have to give Maura West points for being able to stand there and not flinch as MB spit all over her as he "emoted". His kissing technique is worse. He seriously looked like he was trying to eat poor Maura's face during Crypt Sex. It's probably like being attacked by a facehugger. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-96933
OnceSane June 4, 2014 Share June 4, 2014 As Cleveland Brown said, "There is nothing good about what you do or who you are". 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-106329
NutmegsDad June 6, 2014 Share June 6, 2014 If Sonny locks Ava into a windowless room for the duration of her pregnancy, and then gives the child to Olivia as his own, I'm done with this show. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-111296
Kim0820 June 6, 2014 Share June 6, 2014 Once again we are to feel sorry for poor Sonny because he cannot kill someone. First it was AJ because of Michael, now it is Ava because of CryptorMorganBaby. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-111320
LeftPhalange June 6, 2014 Share June 6, 2014 Die in a fire Sonny and take Ava with you. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-111742
Sake614 June 8, 2014 Share June 8, 2014 On 6/1/2014 at 5:13 AM, Grrpants09 said: Are there real Sonny fans or is it like unicorns? Sadly there are real Sonny fans. Most are just MB fans and because of their love for the actor, they consider themselves Sonny fans. But there are a lot of people who truly do enjoy watching Sonny. I haven't been able to determine WHY and no one ever gives me anything close to a valid reason, but yeah, they exist. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-114883
Chairperson Meow June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 I'll admit. MB was cute way back in the past, like a few Carlys, a Jason, and a Brenda ago. Maybe they're remembering the good days. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-117411
Tiger June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 1996 was a looooooong time ago. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-117483
ulkis June 11, 2014 Share June 11, 2014 (edited) this is hilarious. Somewhere Guza is clutching his chest saying "but but but he loves his kids!" http://abc.go.com/shows/general-hospital/news/bonus-video/140605-fathers-day-sonny-corinthos A Father's Betrayal - The Story of Morgan & Sonny Sonny has never been the ideal father. He once shot his oldest son Dante. And he did kill Michael's biological father A.J. after making a promise to Michael that he would never touch A.J. Then there is his youngest child Morgan. Sonny betrays Morgan by having sex with Morgan's girlfriend Ava in the Quartermaine crypt. To add insult to injury, Ava is now preganat and the father is unknown. Let's take a look at the three part Sonny & Morgan saga in honor of Father's Day. Sonny probably shouldn't stand by the mailbox anticipating a card from Morgan anytime soon. Happy Father's Day! Send this to that special man in your life who has done none of the above. Edited June 11, 2014 by ulkis 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-122780
LeftPhalange June 11, 2014 Share June 11, 2014 They forgot to mention the time he almost got Kristina blown up and is at least partially responsible for Michael going to prison and getting raped. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-123133
MrsRafaelBarba June 15, 2014 Share June 15, 2014 (edited) Stopped watching GH long ago. So Stutters WHORErinthos is still rampaging thru the show, like Godzilla did Japan. Is there anyone he hasn't fucked/knocked up yet? Why don't he just gather the ones he missed in the Town Square, then blast them with his population paste. I fear what the result would be, if Sonny and Fertile Myrtle Webber ever bumped uglies. :Shudders: Edited June 15, 2014 by MrsRafaelBarba 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-131795
Chairperson Meow June 16, 2014 Share June 16, 2014 My dream is Sonny/Sabrina. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-133750
Yolapukka June 16, 2014 Share June 16, 2014 (edited) Anna should shoot Sonny in both kneecaps when he gets mouthy with her. She needs to kick Duke to the curb for giving Sonny material for his incessant disrespect. Edited June 16, 2014 by yuggapukka 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-134226
MrsRafaelBarba June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 (edited) On 6/16/2014 at 9:29 PM, yuggapukka said: Anna should shoot Sonny in both kneecaps when he gets mouthy with her. She needs to kick Duke to the curb for giving Sonny material for his incessant disrespect. Say what now?! Mayor Munchkin needs be sent to that Big Coffee Warehouse in the sky, or hell. Still think tptb blew a golden opportunity with Anna and Lo Alcazar a few yrs ago. Ted King and Finola had chemistry up the wazoo, they would've sizzled. Also gagged @ how he was obsessed with Snarly. GH refused to let me have nice things, WHY?! Edited June 17, 2014 by MrsRafaelBarba 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-134711
Tiger June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Since the Liz thread wasn't subtitled "Saint or Slut", I think the Sonny thread should be subtitled "Slut or Slut". It'd be like those Toyota commercials where both options are "Camry". 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-134777
MrsRafaelBarba June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Dr. Steve Webber and John Beradino must be rolling in their fictional and real graves. CUE CARD Corinthos, the patriarch of Gangster, oops I mean General Hospital. SMDH... Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-134878
sunnyface June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 I just can't fathom what he is doing that so great behind the scenes, because it sure ain't translating on the screen that I am watching to justify him getting so much on screen time. He isn't easy on the eyes and he barely can spew out his lines. This soap would be so much better without him and his spawn - and exes (Carly and Olivia). If RC/FV give him one more set... . 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/2671-the-michael-sonny-corinthos-non-appreciation-thread/page/2/#findComment-145376
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