Trailers & New Movies: Coming Soon to a Cinema Near You!

[Shannon L.]

This sounds like an interesting concept.  Story by Vanity Fair:

Here: Robert Zemeckis’s New Movie Spans a Century, but the Camera Never Moves

 

Edited June 26 by Shannon L.

[Wiendish Fitch]

Heretic

Oh, I hope this is good, because this premise is like catnip to me.

 

 

[Spartan Girl]

On 6/28/2024 at 3:04 PM, Wiendish Fitch said:

Heretic

Oh, I hope this is good, because this premise is like catnip to me.

 

 

Me before the trailer: What’s with the blueberry pie candle on the poster?

Me watching the trailer: Ohhhhhhhh shit.

I am enjoying Hugh Grant’s villain era.

Regarding Here, I don’t know if it’ll be bad or good, but I’m Tom Hanks’ bitch.

Edited June 30 by Spartan Girl

[Trini]

UGH -- I love this premise and Hartnett; but hate that it's Shyamalan, because I do NOT trust that guy to not screw this up somehow.

Trap - trailer 2:

 

[BetterButter]

 

[Trini]

I support Milli Vanilli getting a biopic; but I'm already deducting points because they didn't get the hair quite right. (Like, there's only two major things they're famous for; c'mon.)

According to People, the surving member of the duo is a producer and consultant.

Girl You Know it's True | Official U.S. Trailer

 

[Anduin]

According to Steam, I've put nearly three thousand hours into Borderlands games. Admittedly not for the plot, but I persevered through those moments anyway. When I heard there was a movie coming out, I was interested. Then I heard about the casting, and finally watched the trailers. God no. How is it possible to get it so wrong? Does Eli Roth hate fans of the games? Anyway, a final trailer is here. The sooner this slinks into and out of cinemas, the better.

 

[BetterButter]

 

[Anduin]

I don't know how I found this, but Space Bears. "After her planet is destroyed by an evil robot bent on stealing its resources, a young koala is taken in by her heroes, the Space Bears, and must learn how to use the power within herself to help them save the galaxy from a similar fate."

First, Koalas aren't bears. They're marsupials, more closely related to possums than anything ursine. Second, there's one actor announced and she isn't even Australian. She's a professional voice actor, but I'm still very dubious. Okay, maybe she's playing a Canadian grizzly or something. I have no interest in actually seeing this movie, but somehow I'm morbidly curious about its development.

[Anduin]

In the "I'm not taking the piss but someone is" category, there's a new Robbie Williams biopic coming out. Who plays Robbie Williams? A CGI monkey! In the style of the modern Planet of the Apes movies. Because apparently he feels like a performing monkey when he goes on stage. The CGI monkey is embodied by Jonno Davies and voiced by Williams.

Not being a fan of his music, I have previously mostly ignored him. But I sort of want to see it now.

[BetterButter]

 

[Trini]

I've been waiting for this one! Despite the vibe the trailer is going for, this looks like it's NOT going to be 'fun', although it'll definitely have some humor.

Mickey 17 :

 

[Spartan Girl]

3 hours ago, Trini said:

I've been waiting for this one! Despite the vibe the trailer is going for, this looks like it's NOT going to be 'fun', although it'll definitely have some humor.

Mickey 17 :

 

Robert Pattinson, I underestimated you as an actor, and I’m sorry…

[Trini]

Actually the Korean trailer has a bit more context (and less Dean Martin):

Mickey 17 (S. Korea):

 

[Anduin]

On 9/3/2024 at 6:33 PM, Anduin said:

In the "I'm not taking the piss but someone is" category, there's a new Robbie Williams biopic coming out. Who plays Robbie Williams? A CGI monkey! In the style of the modern Planet of the Apes movies. Because apparently he feels like a performing monkey when he goes on stage. The CGI monkey is embodied by Jonno Davies and voiced by Williams.

Not being a fan of his music, I have previously mostly ignored him. But I sort of want to see it now.

Here it is! Still interested. Maybe in the 'wait for reviews' category. Still, maybe...

 

[Anduin]

Josh Brolin is going to be a villain in the upcoming Running Man movie. He's not Black or Asian, can he sing? He could be Dynamo, Captain Freedom, or a new original stalker. What's that you say, it's an actual adaptation of the book? Okay, I've only read that once. I can't remember much of the plot or characters. Will it be any good? Here's hoping.

[Anduin]

Daisy Ridley is going to be in a second movie from Martin Campbell, called Dedication. This one, she's a former USMC officer at a fancy ceremony when suddenly terrorists! Due out later this year, possibly.

They have another movie together, Cleaner, which is pretty much Die Hard with Ridley as Bruce Willis.

Neither of these movies have trailers, as far as I can tell. But she was good with action in Star Wars, and Martin Campbell did two good James Bond movie. Both look promising, but we'll see.

[Crashcourse]

All the hype for Wicked is driving me crazy!  

[JustHereForFood]

1 hour ago, Crashcourse said:

All the hype for Wicked is driving me crazy!  

In a good way or a bad way?

[One4Sorrow2TooBad]

Gotta love Robbie Williams, this looks like a banger,lol!

[Anduin]

13 minutes ago, One4Sorrow2TooBad said:

Gotta love Robbie Williams, this looks like a banger,lol!

I'm more interested in primates than Robbie Williams, so I'm actually considering this. Not sure the monkey angle is enough, though.

[One4Sorrow2TooBad]

Critics on RT (who I usually ignore) are actually 87% liking it.  I'll give it a chance when it's out next month or in January 2025.

[Anduin]

1 hour ago, One4Sorrow2TooBad said:

Critics on RT (who I usually ignore) are actually 87% liking it.  I'll give it a chance when it's out next month or in January 2025.

Yeah, boxing day here. I have a while to consider it.

[Crashcourse]

16 hours ago, JustHereForFood said:

In a good way or a bad way?

Baaaaaaaaddd way!!!!!!