Past Seasons

[hoodooznoodooz]

Erika meets Rinna for hot toddies. They discuss the day Erika left Tom’s house. She ends the scene by saying, “And he’s got some real challenges ahead of him.”

She should have stopped filming. She’s too stupid to know when to shut up.

Edited March 15, 2024 by hoodooznoodooz

[Keywestclubkid]

On 3/15/2024 at 4:13 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

Erika meets Rinna for hot toddies. They discuss the day Erika left Tom’s house. She ends the scene by saying, “And he’s got some real challenges ahead of him.”

She should have stopped filming. She’s too stupid to know when to shut up.

she really thought she would be able to play dumb and skip out on her fucking over anyone .... she thought she knew better then everyone else cause "she can pass the bar in California" she has learned so much from Tom (she admitted that on this show) she stupid 

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she really thought she would be able to play dumb and skip out on her fucking over anyone .... she thought she knew better then everyone else cause "she can pass the bar in California" she has learned so much from Tom (she admitted that on this show) she stupid 

I really hope that she has to testify in court for any one of these lawsuits. I would love to watch a prosecutor destroy her and rip apart all of her contradictions. 

[Keywestclubkid]

47 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I really hope that she has to testify in court for any one of these lawsuits. I would love to watch a prosecutor destroy her and rip apart all of her contradictions. 

Oh the Marco Marco lawsuit is already going ahead she will 100% have to testify.. and now that Mr daddy warbucks was deemed competent to stand trial she will definitely be sucked into that 

[RealHousewife]

6 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I really hope that she has to testify in court for any one of these lawsuits. I would love to watch a prosecutor destroy her and rip apart all of her contradictions. 

I know that's right. She can't threaten to come for the prosecutor either. I wonder if she'll wear waterproof mascara. 

 

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

I know that's right. She can't threaten to come for the prosecutor either. I wonder if she'll wear waterproof mascara. 

 

That will be fun to observe, Erika trying to control her temper. She’ll be seething. 

[RealHousewife]

This video on YouTube is so well done. 

 

Edited September 15, 2024 by RealHousewife

[Surrealist]

On 9/15/2024 at 10:52 AM, RealHousewife said:

This video on YouTube is so well done. 

 

This is a good one. I also liked her analysis of the "nuclear fallout" between LVP and Brandi.

[chessiegal]

I watched the Season 1 marathon that Bravo ran yesterday. I'd seen some of it before. Up until the last few episodes I was liking Lisa Vanderpump. By the finale, the only one I cared about was Snowball. I was glad to hear she found a good home. 😄

[RoseAllDay]

Watching the Apple Apple Juicy Lucy (or whatever the hell its name was) season today. 

After all these years it’s still so pointless and stupid. And boring. 😴😴😴 Everyone was just so annoying. Who TF ever cared?

I’d rather see more of Eileen’s seasons, or even Rinna going off on Dorit in Hong Kong, with Erika’s meltdown.

 

On 11/9/2024 at 11:22 AM, chessiegal said:

I watched the Season 1 marathon that Bravo ran yesterday. I'd seen some of it before. Up until the last few episodes I was liking Lisa Vanderpump. By the finale, the only one I cared about was Snowball. I was glad to hear she found a good home. 😄

I think Adrienne added a lot to that cast. 

[RealHousewife]

8 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Watching the Apple Apple Juicy Lucy (or whatever the hell its name was) season today. 

After all these years it’s still so pointless and stupid. And boring. 😴😴😴 Everyone was just so annoying. Who TF ever cared?

I’d rather see more of Eileen’s seasons, or even Rinna going off on Dorit in Hong Kong, with Erika’s meltdown.

 

I think Adrienne added a lot to that cast. 

As much as I personally like some of the actresses they cast, Housewives is best when it casts these random rich ladies like Adrienne Maloof. It's interesting getting a peak into their lives. 

[Salacious Kitty]

42 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Watching the Apple Apple Juicy Lucy (or whatever the hell its name was) season today. 

After all these years it’s still so pointless and stupid. And boring. 😴😴😴 Everyone was just so annoying. Who TF ever cared?

I’d rather see more of Eileen’s seasons, or even Rinna going off on Dorit in Hong Kong, with Erika’s meltdown.

There are episode threads for this season on this site. 😀

[ZettaK]

15 hours ago, RoseAllDay said:

Watching the Apple Apple Juicy Lucy (or whatever the hell its name was) season today. 

After all these years it’s still so pointless and stupid. And boring. 😴😴😴 Everyone was just so annoying. Who TF ever cared?

I’d rather see more of Eileen’s seasons, or even Rinna going off on Dorit in Hong Kong, with Erika’s meltdown.

 

I think Adrienne added a lot to that cast. 

I liked Adrienne. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

I just watched the last episodes of Season VII (gold leaf Dorit season finale).
 

Vanderpump was very loyal and protective of Dorit.

PK was very loyal and protective of Dorit.

Rinna was unhinged. Flapping around, nonsensical. Acted like she was in middle school. Ingratiated herself with Erika, even when Satan possessed Erika. 
 

I love Eileen Davidson, but she really disappointed me. She is blindly loyal and blindly nurturing, even when every fiber of her being tells her that she’s hitched herself to the wrong wagon.

 

I was rooting for Dorit. When she struggled to defend herself against Erika and Rinna, I was very happy when LVP and PK stepped up.

And my heart broke for Eden, who was trying to be open to every cast member.

[Pi237]

On 11/22/2024 at 5:36 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

And my heart broke for Eden, who was trying to be open to every cast member.

You had me until Eden. She was a nutjob. Those super long hugs where she wouldn’t let the person out of the embrace until it got Really awkward? And that was just a hug ‘hello.’ She made my skin crawl.

 

Gold leaf Dorit lmao First time Rinna made me lol, ‘she looks like a big golden goose took a shit on her head’ Other than that though, her and Erika were vile that season.

Eileen had a breathy voiced way of low talking that would put me to sleep. She was such a nice lady, but boring. 
 

[princelina]

15 hours ago, Pi237 said:

You had me until Eden. She was a nutjob. Those super long hugs where she wouldn’t let the person out of the embrace until it got Really awkward? And that was just a hug ‘hello.’ She made my skin crawl.

She was a nutjob, but also what my mother would call a "poor soul" who certainly did not need to be on a show like this, and IMO was spot on when she called out Lisa Rinna in the finale!  I did feel bad for her, but was happy not to see her again.

[Palimelon]

I kind of had a soft spot for Eden, if only for the Sydney Bristow-style wig she wore on the boat in Hong Kong.

[RealHousewife]

I am not a fan of long, tight hugs from people I’m not close to. I normally don’t even like them from family. Lol but awkward hugs and all, I did think Eden meant well and was probably too nice for this show. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

I watched the Berlin episode and American Woman episode. 
 

Kyle scolds her dogs OFTEN. 

[Surrealist]

On 11/12/2024 at 1:34 AM, ZettaK said:

I liked Adrienne. 

Same, but I'll never understand why she married Paul. The tension between the two was always so palpable.

On 11/22/2024 at 4:36 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

And my heart broke for Eden, who was trying to be open to every cast member.

Same. I like Eden. She also had some family trauma regarding her sister's death due to drugs.

She seemed genuinely kind albeit a bit quirky and weird, but not in a creepy, nasty way. She's just affectionate. Nothing horrible about that. 

Sadly, Rinna set her up against Kim and Kyle, and because of that Eden came across as nosy and weird, even though I think she was genuine about her concern.

Edited December 14, 2024 by Surrealist

[hoodooznoodooz]

I’m rewatching Season One.

What are our theories regarding Camille? Did Kelsey pay Nick and DD to keep her happy? Did he pay Nick’s wife to tolerate Camille’s incessant flirting?

Did Camille completely mishear what Kyle said about vacationing in Hawaii without Kelsey? How could Kyle be so careless to then use the word “insecure,” as a synonym for “shy,” after everything she had just encountered?

[hoodooznoodooz]

Martin is very attractive!

[Shannah Banana]

On 12/31/2024 at 9:57 PM, hoodooznoodooz said:

I’m rewatching Season One.

What are our theories regarding Camille? Did Kelsey pay Nick and DD to keep her happy? Did he pay Nick’s wife to tolerate Camille’s incessant flirting?

Did Camille completely mishear what Kyle said about vacationing in Hawaii without Kelsey? How could Kyle be so careless to then use the word “insecure,” as a synonym for “shy,” after everything she had just encountered?

Not too long ago, I re-watched a few episodes of Season One.  Wow, was Camille a beotch or what?  Frankly, I think she was more in love with being Mrs Kelsey Grammar, than the man himself. 

Nick's wife should have punched her in the face.  Come to think of it, she should have punched Nick in the face too.

DeeDee was her biggest paid fan, and enabler.  There was a scene where she was in the pool with DeeDee and some man,  talking about how she thought she had a Jesus complex, always trying to help people.  I threw up a little in my mouth. 

But being branded the most hated housewife ever, seems to have done her some good.  She should have kept Jesus out of it.

[Shannah Banana]

On 12/31/2024 at 10:19 PM, hoodooznoodooz said:

Martin is very attractive!

I liked Martin a lot, he had a good personality. 

[ZettaK]

On 12/31/2024 at 10:57 PM, hoodooznoodooz said:

I’m rewatching Season One.

What are our theories regarding Camille? Did Kelsey pay Nick and DD to keep her happy? Did he pay Nick’s wife to tolerate Camille’s incessant flirting?

Did Camille completely mishear what Kyle said about vacationing in Hawaii without Kelsey? How could Kyle be so careless to then use the word “insecure,” as a synonym for “shy,” after everything she had just encountered?

I'm not sure Kelsey Grammer paid Nick, or his wife, but they might have wanted to maintain the relationship with one of the most successful and rich people in the entertainment industry, so they tolerated Camille's behavior. 

As for what Kyle exactly said about Camille, we will never know. It's possible that Kyle wanted to create drama, but it probably went beyond her intentions. Camille was far more important in real life than Kyle back then. It was the first season of the show (nobody knew if it would be successful), Mauricio was still working for another real estate company, not his own yet, and although he was successful enough, there was no comparison to his current situation. Kyle was lucky Kelsey and Camille separated and got divorced, and Camille lost the status she had because of her marriage to Kelsey. 

Edited January 2 by ZettaK

[Shannah Banana]

Does anyone know why Bravo is making me wait two whole weeks to get my HW's fix?  My addiction is so bad that I was reduced to binge watching Season 18 of Orange County.  I quit on OC when they brought Tamra Judge back because I find her a detestable human being, she is so mean with snake eyes.  So yeah, I was pretty bad off.  Now I find myself eyeballing Season 17 and feel so much shame.  😫

[ZettaK]

23 minutes ago, Shannah Banana said:

Does anyone know why Bravo is making me wait two whole weeks to get my HW's fix?  My addiction is so bad that I was reduced to binge watching Season 18 of Orange County.  I quit on OC when they brought Tamra Judge back because I find her a detestable human being, she is so mean with snake eyes.  So yeah, I was pretty bad off.  Now I find myself eyeballing Season 17 and feel so much shame.  😫

The holidays. And it's not only the HWs or Bravo.

[Shannah Banana]

5 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

The holidays.

Thank you for your reply.  The holidays translates to me, the ratings.  Fewer people watching, less ratings.  It's all about the ratings.  I knew that, but somehow forgot it.

[hoodooznoodooz]

I think KIM might actually be the kindest Richards sister.

Even when someone enrages her, Kim reacts in an amusing way, and keeps the insult vague. 
 

She’s goofy but so sweet and likable.

(When she’s pretty sober.)

 

And she’s still quite cute. I don’t detect much cosmetic surgery.

Edited January 3 by hoodooznoodooz

[hoodooznoodooz]

Oops. I forgot that they showed or edited Mauricio to look as if he were checking out the bodies of Farrah (can’t remember where) and Kyle’s hair stylist for the White Party.

[Surrealist]

12 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I think KIM might actually be the kindest Richards sister.

Even when someone enrages her, Kim reacts in an amusing way, and keeps the insult vague. 
 

She’s goofy but so sweet and likable.

(When she’s pretty sober.)

 

And she’s still quite cute. I don’t detect much cosmetic surgery.

Eh. Kim has done her fair share of slut shaming women. 

I get that her mother whored out all her daughters, but . . .

Kim has children with three different men. Some might even call her a slut. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 hours ago, Surrealist said:

Eh. Kim has done her fair share of slut shaming women. 

Oh, I didn’t know that.

[RealHousewife]

On 1/3/2025 at 4:30 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

Oops. I forgot that they showed or edited Mauricio to look as if he were checking out the bodies of Farrah (can’t remember where) and Kyle’s hair stylist for the White Party.

I thought that was so icky of the editors. Mauricio has been a father to Farrah since she was very small. My guess is if he was looking at her, he was checking out her outfit, not her body. 

 

[Stats Queen]

14 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

I thought that was so icky of the editors. Mauricio has been a father to Farrah since she was very small. My guess is if he was looking at her, he was checking out her outfit, not her body. 

 

I agree.

He was/is a good parent and, at least on the show, he treat Farrah as if she was his biological daughter.

[princelina]

On 1/3/2025 at 4:47 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

I think KIM might actually be the kindest Richards sister.

Even when someone enrages her, Kim reacts in an amusing way, and keeps the insult vague. 
 

She’s goofy but so sweet and likable.

(When she’s pretty sober.)

 

And she’s still quite cute. I don’t detect much cosmetic surgery.

Haha I beg to differ - she hides it pretty well but she's a mean and nasty drunk - I think she's been on her best behavior for this show and it's not that great.

[RealHousewife]

11 hours ago, princelina said:

Haha I beg to differ - she hides it pretty well but she's a mean and nasty drunk - I think she's been on her best behavior for this show and it's not that great.

Yeah I don't know which Richards sister is nicer, but Kim can definitely be mean too. 

We still don't know if poor Harry ever did anything, but people speculate some horrific stuff about him thanks to Kim. She more or less attacked the beautiful Eileen Davidson's looks. In all her years on the show, Kyle has never said anything mean about someone's face or hair. The closest was calling Denise a ragamuffin, but that was regarding her style. Speaking of Denise, Kim participated with the storyline of Brandi and Denise. I cut Kim some slack for things like Game Night because of her issues, but she really isn't a walk in the park. The main difference I see with the sisters is I do get the impression that if you leave Kim alone (don't probe about her addictions), she will leave you alone. Kyle on the other hand can get mean with zero provocation. 

In any case, I wish Kim health and happiness. It makes me sad that she is still struggling. 

[ZettaK]

3 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Yeah I don't know which Richards sister is nicer, but Kim can definitely be mean too. 

We still don't know if poor Harry ever did anything, but people speculate some horrific stuff about him thanks to Kim. She more or less attacked the beautiful Eileen Davidson's looks. In all her years on the show, Kyle has never said anything mean about someone's face or hair. The closest was calling Denise a ragamuffin, but that was regarding her style. Speaking of Denise, Kim participated with the storyline of Brandi and Denise. I cut Kim some slack for things like Game Night because of her issues, but she really isn't a walk in the park. The main difference I see with the sisters is I do get the impression that if you leave Kim alone (don't probe about her addictions), she will leave you alone. Kyle on the other hand can get mean with zero provocation. 

In any case, I wish Kim health and happiness. It makes me sad that she is still struggling. 

She called Brandi a slut pig at game night, and she fought with Rinna in Amsterdam, not that Rinna was innocent, but she attacked her husband. She also accused her sister Kyle of stealing her house, something that was not true. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

I still feel as if Kim doesn’t usually lash out, unless she feels that others are attacking her.

Compared to Kyle and Kathy, I think Kim is the slightly less toxic sister.

Watching Kyle in current seasons and Season I, I see a very envious, resentful, petty person.

[RealHousewife]

2 hours ago, ZettaK said:

She called Brandi a slut pig at game night, and she fought with Rinna in Amsterdam, not that Rinna was innocent, but she attacked her husband. She also accused her sister Kyle of stealing her house, something that was not true. 

Yeah I remember all the above. I agree with you that Rinna often gets all the blame, but she's not always in the wrong. I believe Kyle about the house as well. 

2 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I still feel as if Kim doesn’t usually lash out, unless she feels that others are attacking her.

Compared to Kyle and Kathy, I think Kim is the slightly less toxic sister.

Watching Kyle in current seasons and Season I, I see a very envious, resentful, petty person.

I hear you and get what your point as well. Kim can be mean when she is defensive, but she doesn't give "mean girl" vibes. Like Kyle hating Brandi and mocking her at first sight, I don't think Kim would do that, at least not sober.  I think I'd get along with Kim IRL because I am not an intrusive person and get along with kooky people. I get the impression that if you are a true friend to Kim, she is kind. Kyle does seem to have the most envy among her sisters, and it's ridiculous when she has so much going for her. 

[princelina]

She'd be kind until you questioned her or refused to enable her addiction; even noticing it's happening in front of you is cause for attack.  (See car ride with Rinna on poker night). I think Kyle was edgy because she was always afraid of which Kim would show up.  I've been in her shoes and it is not fun.  And whatever she's done on tv, I can guarantee she's done way worse off camera.  Addicts know how to pull back, and how to cut deep.  

[hoodooznoodooz]

3 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Kyle does seem to have the most envy among her sisters, and it's ridiculous when she has so much going for her. 

She really does. Imagine having four healthy, intelligent children. A beautiful house. All those wonderful dogs.

[chessiegal]

Doesn't Kyle have many beautiful homes? I remember some drama around Kyle buying a home in Palm Springs.

[Baltimore Betty]

14 hours ago, chessiegal said:

Doesn't Kyle have many beautiful homes? I remember some drama around Kyle buying a home in Palm Springs.

It is a gorgeous house, she has hosted a few times in that house...you know she had to steal Kim's g-d damn house to get said house, lol.

[Pi237]

6 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is a gorgeous house, she has hosted a few times in that house...you know she had to steal Kim's g-d damn house to get said house, lol.

Yes, The Palm Springs house is stunning! Imagine having a home like that just sitting empty most of the time?!  

[RealHousewife]

9 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is a gorgeous house, she has hosted a few times in that house...you know she had to steal Kim's g-d damn house to get said house, lol.

[hoodooznoodooz]

I am watching Season II. Adrienne and Paul bicker CONSTANTLY. Sometimes it seems as if Adrienne wishes Paul would drop dead. Other times, it seems like foreplay. I am so confused.

[Keywestclubkid]

6 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I am watching Season II. Adrienne and Paul bicker CONSTANTLY. Sometimes it seems as if Adrienne wishes Paul would drop dead. Other times, it seems like foreplay. I am so confused.

she acted like she couldn't stand the sight of him half the time and couldn't stand the sound of him breathing the other .. like him existing just annoyed her ... plus she talked to him like a child which would have annoyed the hell out of me

[Pi237]

11 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she acted like she couldn't stand the sight of him half the time and couldn't stand the sound of him breathing the other .. like him existing just annoyed her ... plus she talked to him like a child which would have annoyed the hell out of me

She had No sense of humor with him either. Every time he tried to be funny, she’d get so annoyed. I felt sorry for him.

[ZettaK]

17 hours ago, Pi237 said:

She had No sense of humor with him either. Every time he tried to be funny, she’d get so annoyed. I felt sorry for him.

He is remarried to a much younger woman (she is around 40 years old) who is of Greek descend. They just had their second child together. Adrienne likes her. He has three kids with Adrienne who are grown (the twins just graduated from high school), and spend time with the couple. 

[RealHousewife]

^ She is gorgeous! It's a pet peeve of mine when people act like women are infertile as soon as they're 30 or 35. I absolutely getting having kids into your 40s, but I don't love the idea of Paul being a dad again at 62. I hope he takes excellent care of himself, has great genes, and lives a very long life. It's still pretty risky though.