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The Judge Judy Drinking Game: No Water For You!


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JJ stabs an index finger at her watch...

 

Could be accompanied by, "It's almost lunch time", "You have 3 minutes...", "I have other things to do today!" 


JJ uses her pen to bang on her desk (always too close to the microphone, hurting my ears) to get a litigant to shut the hell up....NOW.

 

JJ dispatches Byrd to retrieve some document or a cell phone from a litigant.  Byrd slooowly shuffles to and from the litigant's podium, looking as disgruntled as possible about having to walk anywhere for any reason whatsoever. 

Edited by SnarkyTart
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i am surprised no one has yet to mention the oldie but goodie: "they don't keep me here because I am beautiful".  There is also

 

"you don't like where you are living?  MOVE".  

"You ate the steak for free"!

"I did not serve ___ years in college, law school to settle your dispute about blenders and dishes, pffttt."

"We do't have courts for almost marrieds."

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You know how you can tell when a teenager is lying?

 

His lips are moving!

 

Are you trying to talk over me?  You're not going to talk over me because this is MY playpen!

 

You're not listening!  Put on your listening ears! (Accompanied by the dual hand gestures of screwing a lightbulb into both of her ears)

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"I always wanted to be 5"6", life's not fair"

 

"uncross your arms"

 

{{points to witness bench}} who uh you? {{then points to podium}}  

(this I have to admit I get a special kick out of because she says it the same way my best friend's boss' wife sounds when introducing herself):  I'm Mrs. Rubin, and you? who uh you?   I die.  lol.

Edited by ZaldamoWilder
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Ha you still blame the goat but the word I think he wanted was scapegoat. It comes from the biblical sense of placing sins on a sacrificed lamb. I have no idea how it morphed into escape with that litigant. 

 

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!   I know babe, I was being silly.  I love that you broke that down for me though lol.  That's awesome!!!

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