Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[JenE4]

$31.39 from the gift shop! No wonder why he proposed in front of a fast food counter.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh wow. He popped the question right in front of the deli case. I am DEAD

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

3139? where the hell did he get 3139? 

I think it’s $31.39. Probably $29.99 plus tax.

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

31.39? where the hell did he get 31.39? 

FTFY

[Keywestclubkid]

Bobbo lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance has financial problems? I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I say.

[Red Bridey]

Wasn't it $31.39?

[Floatingbison]

We were in business together... in prison.

 

Sounds legit.

[Elizzikra]

Bobbo doesn't sound very friendly...

[Empress1]

You know Bobbo will fuck you up.

[WaltersHair]

Bobbo is a totally legit name for a business partner.

[Pepper Mostly]

"In prison, your word is everything! Out here, you have to actually work and stuff!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh wow. He popped the question right in front of the deli case. I am DEAD

One of their fantasies is to have sex on the deli counter. Before the sex in. The limousine.

[Eldemarge]

Shocking that Chance was in "business" in prison and sucked at it and stole someone's money in the process.  He's come so faaaaaaarrrrrr

[Keywestclubkid]

If you dont have that You're LAME ... ROFL

I got caught up in going out to the movies and forgot that I owed this dude money .. oh and building a extra bedroom and power washing and 

[WaltersHair]

OH, a sudden memory. My mother used to use Bab-o to clean the house. I think it was a 70's rip off of Comet

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

You know Bobbo will fuck you up.

Bobbo gotsta get paid, yo.

[JenE4]

Chase has always been an entrepreneur. He and Bobbo had a “business” in the clink. Hmmm. Probably not too much of a demand for cell pressure washing. Maybe he ran a sneaker empire like the Rhode Island rapper? Or drugs.

Edited December 2, 2023 by JenE4

[Pepper Mostly]

Mr. "My Word is My Bond" is copping to keeping secrets from his wife. Um, OK.

[Keywestclubkid]

But you DO have monsters coming from the past Chance 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Chase has always been an entrepreneur. He and Bobbi had a “business” in the clink. Hmmm. Probably not too much of a demand for cell pressure washing. Maybe he ran a sneaker empire like the Rhode Island rapper? Or drugs.

Or cell phones? Maybe he had a diversified catalog of contraband...

[Auntie Anxiety]

It just occurred to me that we’re going to be flooded with New Year’s resolution type commercials for the next four weeks.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Yes! The guy who was glad to get his Carty-er watch back on...

Monique and Derek.  Derek bedded everythingn that would have him.  Monique kept taking him back.  His sister, Elizabeth, wore the greatest coat ever - the pink muppet skin - along with the skirt so short it turned into a belt during the fight. 

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here you go, Joynomi. It was the nicest CZ at the pawn shop. 

I assumed he won it in the claw machine.

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

3139? where the hell did he get 3139? 

They incorrectly listed that as dollars rather than skeeball tickets.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Chase has always been an entrepreneur. He and Bobbi had a “business” in the clink. Hmmm. Probably not too much of a demand for cell pressure washing. Maybe he ran a sneaker empire like the Rhode Island rapper? Or drugs.

Yes, drugs. It was drugs. All the drugs. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mr. "My Word is My Bond" is copping to keeping secrets from his wife. Um, OK.

That’s an excellent example of inmate logic.

[Elizzikra]

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3139? where the hell did he get 3139? 

Maybe it's the money Joy gave him to buy breakfast...

[Eldemarge]

If I see "Entrepreneur" on a Bumble profile, I just assume they are jobless and swipe left.

They're probably also a douche.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Bobbo gotsta get paid, yo.

Excuse me while I crowbar in the Pepper Jack gotsta get paid clip again.

 

[Red Bridey]

How sad must your life be to order McDonalds to be delivered to your home?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s an excellent example of inmate logic.

Untangling inmate logic is a fun side activity when you're watching Love After Lockup. Certainly takes more brain power that following the show. 

[goofygirl]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It just occurred to me that we’re going to be flooded with New Year’s resolution type commercials for the next four weeks.

Hold your horses, honey! First we gotta get thru OPEN ENROLLMENT, perfume, food, general crap, and crap for Christmas.  It's an onslaught!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Maybe it's the money Joy gave him to buy breakfast...

He didn't buy the breakfast, just smuggled some muffins 

[Elizzikra]

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If I see "Entrepreneur" on a Bumble profile, I just assume they are jobless and swipe left.

There was an article today about the daughter of a rich Texas family who just had a Tik Tok famous, multi million dollar wedding in Paris, while meanwhile, back at the ranch, her new husband has been indicted for shooting at police officers.

Her profession is listed as "entrepreneur." I took it to mean "daughter of a rich guy."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Hold your horses, honey! First we gotta get thru OPEN ENROLLMENT, perfume, food, general crap, and crap for Christmas.  It's an onslaught!

And lists! "Gifts for Him". Apparently men only drink whiskey, smoke cigars, cut things with knives, and wear ruinously expensive cashmere sweaters. Oh, and grill. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh wow. He popped the question right in front of the deli case. I am DEAD

I love you more than I love dry salami with American cheese.

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

One of their fantasies is to have sex on the deli counter. Before the sex in. The limousine.

where does sex in the grocery store shopping cart fit in? Chance is a project manager.  He can help them with their timeline and planning. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go, the "obtaining the parents' blessing" scene. Yawn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kerok needs to use a better translation app. He despises Brittney?

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

If I see "Entrepreneur" on a Bumble profile, I just assume they are jobless and swipe left.

They're probably also a douche.

This is how I operate on Bumble too, particularly if they don’t say what their business is.

Edited December 2, 2023 by Empress1

[Red Bridey]

Bri looks cute in that jumpsuit!

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Here we go, the "obtaining the parents' blessing" scene. Yawn.

"If you wish to marry my daughter, you must climb to the top of the highest tower in the castle and jump off."

[WaltersHair]

Kerok doesn't have great grandmas ring on him, does he? Propose mid air?

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Bri looks cute in that jumpsuit!

They both do.

[Empress1]

Okay, Kerok hyping her up is pretty cute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a skydiving place about 7 miles away from here. During the warmer months, you can sometimes see the colorful parachutes raining down. It’s cool.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"If you wish to marry my daughter, you must climb to the top of the highest tower in the castle and jump off."

"Will he have to go in the ground like all the others?"

[JenE4]

“You despise Brittany?” Oh, no! Damn Google translate—or Kerok’s inability to read/pronounce Spanish. He was so happy! Si!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

If I see "Entrepreneur" on a Bumble profile, I just assume they are jobless and swipe left.

They're probably also a douche.

In Chance's case, you are 100% right.  Mr. I'm going to set up a home for unwed pregnant ex-cons was also an entrepreneur.  

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Will he have to go in the ground like all the others?"

"Yes, he was not worthy."

[Empress1]

I dislike a lot of this cast. Shawn?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The previews convinced me to be here for the entire season. As if I needed convincing.