S05.E18 : Reunion Part dos ....

[Keywestclubkid]

Wil Alexia get more of her foot in her mouth? Will Marisol get drunker In the name of shelling more "products" Will Larsa like say like like a lot more? All these questions and more to be answered on Part TWO of the reunion ....

Ps Dr Nicole is still Amazing (just throwing that out there cause I am totally biased) 

[Keywestclubkid]

7 min in and I cant with Alexia .... You outed your ex on national television then defend it by saying his fam was disrespectful of YOU? and that flash back of her telling Julia to get away and she was more LGTBQ friendly then her? I hate this woman with a passion 

[Keywestclubkid]

“Even Andy is calling you an asshole … just admit you’re an asshole” … 

 

I love Nicole 

[Keywestclubkid]

And everyone on the left couch minus KiKi & Lisa  is a shit person .. 100%

[luckyroll3]

That entire episode was giving me a migraine and I could literally see Andy's blood pressure actively spiking! They are all too much!

3 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

7 min in and I cant with Alexia .... You outed your ex on national television then defend it by saying his fam was disrespectful of YOU? and that flash back of her telling Julia to get away and she was more LGTBQ friendly then her? I hate this woman with a passion 

And her bringing up Adriana while in the dressing room knowing Adriana can hear her, then telling Adriana to stay out of it and mind her business when Adriana tries to defend herself. Such a frustrating bitch. And just because, "that's just the way you are", it doesn't give you license to treat everyone else like shit. Sometimes its okay to just not say anything. Like was it really necessary to say that shit to Lisa about Lenny. Yeah we're all thinking it, but so is she and it didn't need to be said out loud. It's just another way for Alexia to be nasty and then say she's just be honest. But don't do that shit to her or she'll have to defend herself [eyeroll]. 

And don't get me started on Larsa, who does sex work and wants everyone to not judge her, saying that because Nicole is a doctor and a "professional" that she's not allowed to look like sexy, talk about sex, or have sex. Bitch what?!?!? You can't have it both ways. 

[funnygirl]

Left couch is insufferable. 

Sadly, this includes Lisa, because we know that she knew that her marriage hasn't been right for years. She thought having the kids would save it, and maybe that helped for awhile, but she became downright desperate for Lenny's validation in the end. And I have to wonder: does Lisa want Lenny back because she loves him or for the financial security, upkeep her lifestyle and to preserve the family unit for the kids? Aside from her relationship delusions, Lisa is a good person and not at all like the three stooges sitting next to her. 

Larsa is a dumbass and is being messy to be messy. Did she not need an anesthesiologist to put her under during her multiple plastic surgeries? 

Alexia is a mean girl and she only has herself and her actions to blame. 

Marysol is an alcoholic who thinks she's funny but is not. 

Kiki is trying too hard for a mojito and has aligned herself with the wrong group. 

 

Edited March 16 by funnygirl

[Dsnygrl33]

Larsa really said Nicole doesn’t have a real job, she just puts people to sleep. Larsa has had plenty of plastic surgery. If the anesthesiologist didn’t have a real job, she risked death. She’s an asshole, she doesn’t just do asshole things, she is one. Nicole just wants to live her life and not have people be nasty to her. Marysol, Alexia, and Larsa are incapable of not being nasty. Larsa talking badly about Nicole to other people in the dressing room and to other people, is the same as Nicole and her fiancé speaking to each other at a dinner. They don’t realize they’re all hypocrites. Larsa will only speak about what she wants to speak about, but Nicole is expected to speak about everything in the name of transparency. 

[Stats Queen]

My dislike of Alexia has multiplied exponentially- she’s awful.

10 minutes ago, Dsnygrl33 said:

Larsa really said Nicole doesn’t have a real job, she just puts people to sleep. Larsa has had plenty of plastic surgery. If the anesthesiologist didn’t have a real job, she risked death

Larsa is so stupid, anesthesiologists are one of the highest payed specialists in the medical field. Precisely because they put people to sleep.

[Keywestclubkid]

21 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

My dislike of Alexia has multiplied exponentially- she’s awful.

Larsa is so stupid, anesthesiologists are one of the highest payed specialists in the medical field. Precisely because they put people to sleep.

Nicole really is what they want to be but had to use men to get .. she has her own money her own career that she sacrificed for is independent and has a significant other that stands up for and behind her but doesn’t tell her what to say or do … it really appears to be coming from a super weird place on their end towards her …

 

 

they are looking for ANYTHING to bring her down and can’t get anything to stick she just keeps it moving 

Edited March 16 by Keywestclubkid

[Keywestclubkid]

Larsa is claiming she and Scotty had sex 33580 times with no down time between them? Didn’t she not have sex after each of the kids were born? Like it just sounds like something so stupid to lie about 

Edited March 16 by Keywestclubkid

[Stats Queen]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Larsa is claiming she and Scotty had sex 33580 times with no down time between them? Didn’t she not have sex after each of the kids were born? Like it just sounds like something so stupid to lie about 

I don’t think even Will Chamberlain had that much sex.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Larsa is claiming she and Scotty had sex 33580 times with no down time between them? Didn’t she not have sex after each of the kids were born? Like it just sounds like something so stupid to lie about 

And periods! Never had the flu or was up all night with a sick kid? I think she exaggerates. 

[Miss Slay]

Larsa is obviously jealous. How is being an anesthesiologist not a real career? Said no one ever.

Just embarassing.

[Baltimore Betty]

9 hours ago, Miss Slay said:

Larsa is obviously jealous. How is being an anesthesiologist not a real career? Said no one ever.

Just embarassing.

Has Larsa always been this stupid or is it her abject jealousy of Nicole that makes her say stupid things? Does she think being an anesthesiologist is akin to a nail tech, like a six week course gets you a certificate? 

She says she heard Nicole has slept with all the doctors in the hospital but Larsa, you (claim) to have men basically jerking off to your Only Fans photos and supposedly getting paid big bucks to give them those photos, which is ookier? 

I understand Julia being emotional about Martina's cancer treatments and prognosis, I think we have all been in her shoes for loved ones in our lives, cancer is a bitch and scary, no one is exempt but I am still so confused about the dinner for two crap.  Julia said she misses her girls so she won't eat dinner with the one person in the house that she loves dearly rather she eat alone because she does not want to be alone...it still does not make sense since we saw her go to the trouble of setting up a dinner for two for an anniversary with Martina. 

I loved the comment from the viewer wondering why Julia did not know the name of one of her daughter's school. Sometimes I do not understand Julia but boy does she photograph beautifully. 

[MaggieG]

That whole sex four times a night comment was utterly ridiculous. I guess Larsa just expects us to believe it, just like she wants us to believe she hasn't had work done. Yeah, I'm sure Scottie Jr's teammates don't say anything to him. 

The audacity of Larsa to say she has a real job and Nicole doesn't. I can't with her. Also, the audacity of Alexia to say she's more LBGTQ than Julia, the only HW in the history of this franchise that is married to a woman. Those two are truly dumb and delusional. 

I really liked the moment that Julia talked about how Nicole was the Dr there with her and Martina. You could tell it meant a lot to Nicole, especially in light of Larsa's idiotic comment. 

Did Kiki really have to wait until the reunion to make that comment about Lenny? She could have told Lisa that at any time. Well, more drama I guess. 

[funnygirl]

 

I liked how the camera panned to Marysol when Larsa said that the rumors about the other women fall into her lap. I think Marysol feeds Larsa the "tea", and Larsa doesn't mind doing the dirty work putting them out there. 

The flashback of Larsa from 10+ years ago during RHOM's initial run is staggering. Larsa looks nothing like her authentic self, and she even sounds different. The Kardashian makeover turned her into a different person. 

@MaggieG :

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I really liked the moment that Julia talked about how Nicole was the Dr there with her and Martina. You could tell it meant a lot to Nicole, especially in light of Larsa's idiotic comment. 

I liked that moment, too. It was very genuine and sweet. And I love that Nicole actually got to be the anesthesiologist on the case*, as I'm sure that was scheduled on purpose to support her friend.

*At least I thought I heard that right...? If I'm wrong, and even if Nicole was just there to hold Julia's hand and be moral support, it is wonderful all the same. 

Prayers for Martina! Wishing her a full recovery. 

Edited March 17 by funnygirl

[Dsnygrl33]

19 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Larsa is claiming she and Scotty had sex 33580 times with no down time between them? Didn’t she not have sex after each of the kids were born? Like it just sounds like something so stupid to lie about 

I don’t believe any of this. She claimed they were never apart. The kids weren’t homeschooled, so did she travel with him for weeks and leave the kids at home? Not to mention there is no way that he was able to maintain 4 times a night, play a very vigorous basketball game at the level he did, night after night. 

[Baltimore Betty]

19 minutes ago, Dsnygrl33 said:

I don’t believe any of this. She claimed they were never apart. The kids weren’t homeschooled, so did she travel with him for weeks and leave the kids at home? Not to mention there is no way that he was able to maintain 4 times a night, play a very vigorous basketball game at the level he did, night after night. 

I would think some of those times she was not interested but probably did it to keep him from straying...if that doesn't put you in the mood what will? Oy. 

Seems like she got quantity over quality.

[DallasDiva243]

Omg I think this is the most I ever liked Andy! Telling Larsa that it was an asshole thing to say was so good!! She is so ridiculous and just needs to shut up and “own it”!

[eclectcmoi]

Larsa needs to remember her audience.  Andy's two children would be considered illegitimate by her standards.  It was indeed an asshole thing to say.  Then for her to say she has real jobs and Nicole doesn't...  How can someone be so incredibly stupid?!! She quite literally disgusts me. 

[Emmeline]

On 3/16/2023 at 8:03 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

And periods! Never had the flu or was up all night with a sick kid? I think she exaggerates. 

Agreed!  Sex that often has got to be very robotic.  She’s full of it.  I don’t believe she tagged along to all of Scotty’s away games.

[wallies]

Is there a Part 3? It ended abruptly when Kiki dropped the bombshell that Lenny had been sleeping with her model friends. Credits rolled, no toast and no preview for the next episode. 

Edited March 18 by wallies

[RealHousewife]

Multiple comments about the doctor Housewife not being that smart, not being clever, and not even having a job?! Your jealousy isn't cute ladies. 

And Nicole never said she had was going for a Virgin Mary reputation, just that she didn't want to hear that she slept with a bunch of doctors. Who would want that out there?! And when you bring up I could judge you for having a child out of wedlock, but I'm not. Sweetie, you just did. 

[Panda Bear]

12 hours ago, wallies said:

Is there a Part 3? It ended abruptly when Kiki dropped the bombshell that Lenny had been sleeping with her model friends. Credits rolled, no toast and no preview for the next episode. 

There is a Part 3 next week. Peacock is a little weird with previews at times. I thought the ending to this episode was a little abrupt too. I don't think the news that Lenny may have cheated earlier is really a cliffhanger. 

[Wicked]

I haven't bothered to watch either reunion because it sounds like all they are doing is fighting, which I don't want to watch.  Am I missing anything fun or is it just a bunch of screaming?

[Keywestclubkid]

2 hours ago, Panda Bear said:

. I don't think the news that Lenny may have cheated earlier is really a cliffhanger. 

I think they are framing it as weird that KiKi was actually AROUND them and working with Lisa and didn’t say anything? Like weren’t they becoming friends at some point? Give a girl a heads up 

Edited March 18 by Keywestclubkid

[RealHousewife]

Larsa got backlash for saying Nicole doesn't have a real job. 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/larsa-pippen-backlash-nicole-martin-real-job

[Keywestclubkid]

16 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Larsa got backlash for saying Nicole doesn't have a real job. 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/larsa-pippen-backlash-nicole-martin-real-job

As she should .. it was beyond stupid… she really has a massive ego 

[Salacious Kitty]

And Larsa has a "real job?" How time consuming is showing one's ass on Only Fans? 🙄

[Stats Queen]

5 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

And Larsa has a "real job?" How time consuming is showing one's ass on Only Fans? 🙄

Well, it does take maneuvering to get all of it in the frame to film

[FlyingEgret]

On 3/16/2023 at 2:58 PM, Stats Queen said:

My dislike of Alexia has multiplied exponentially- she’s awful.

Larsa is so stupid, anesthesiologists are one of the highest payed specialists in the medical field. Precisely because they put people to sleep.

And - more importantly - wake them up 😉

[lasu]

I looked and the average salary for an anesthesiologist in Miami is just over $400k.  It takes 12 years of schooling (four years of undergrad, four for medical school, four for the specialty).  It's bonkers to think that's not a "real" job.  I have absolutely no issue with Larsa making money on OnlyFans, none whatsoever, but she didn't have to go to school for 12 years to take feet pics.  She's probably making way more money than Nicole, but that doesn't make it a more "real" job than being a freakin' doctor.

When combined with the "I heard you slept with all the doctors at the hospital" line, I honestly wonder if Larsa actually understands what an anesthesiologist does.  When she threw that line out, it sounded like something you would accuse a woman of who is trying to land a doctor.  Um, Nicole doesn't need to land a doctor because she IS a doctor.  I also highly doubt we'd be hearing this same nonsense if Nicole was a man with the same job.  Somehow I feel like the "Dr" part would get the respect it was due then.

Also, Alexia should be most mad at sweet little Julia, who with one burn has changed the way I see Alexia forever.  She really does look like a barracuda.  But Alexia may be the dumbest housewife since Teresa.  They remind me so much of each other, the stubbornness, the refusal to admit when they are wrong, the rejection of new information that doesn't line up with their thinking.  She's just gross, and I don't enjoy her at all.