Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[LEILANI2]

I just cackled seeing tiny Derek sitting next to his Mommy..I mean Monique.

Edited April 8, 2023 by LEILANI2

[kacesq]

Is he in the counter with his goddamned shoes?

[WaltersHair]

I'm not ransacking his luggage. Just looking for a phone...

[Eldemarge]

Oh Lord, that is a full wine glass!

[Empress1]

I just really cannot with the tracking and checking phones. If you don’t trust your person, they shouldn’t be your person. BREAK UP.

[kacesq]

How much wine did he put in that glass?

it’s not a dealbreaker Monique. You’ll yell at him and fuss but then you’ll take him back.

[Empress1]

JESUS. That is a HUGE pour.

[OoogleEyes]

Fill the glass to the brim?

Wut

[SemiCharmedLife]

Holy cow!  That is a pour.  I live in the wine country...nobody fills it that full.

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I just really cannot with the tracking and checking phones. If you don’t trust your person, they shouldn’t be your person. BREAK UP.

I completely agree. But I’ve seen heated arguments on various forums where women way younger than this old lady think it’s perfectly normal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

She looks like she's dropping her son off at school.

He’s in a booster seat.

[WaltersHair]

Big white shirt meets wine

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies, sorry I missed last week.  Mrs. FB and I were in Las Vegas for a mini-vacation and just got back a couple hours ago.  I have a big project due on Monday so I will have to just pop in and out tonight while I work.  
I see I missed  some Goodfellas references last week, which made me happy to see but sorry I couldn't join in.  I took care of that thing for ya, is my favorite Goodfellas line.

@Hotel Snarker  may be interested to hear that we stayed in the Luxor.  We had a great time as always.  It was fun, but it's good to back.

Edited April 8, 2023 by Floatingbison

[kacesq]

That is so obviously an AirBNB…Monique is “just moving in” but there’s a spare room with exercise equipment generic art on the walls and a few cups in the cabinets…

[Pepper Mostly]

Great to see you @Floatingbison! Glad you and Mrs. FB had a nice trip! 

[JenE4]

This man actually had to fully stand on the counter to reach the top shelf! I am dead! I mean, I climb up on my counter sometimes, too—but I think Derek was full-on tippy-toes!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JenE4 said:

This man actually had to fully stand on the counter to reach the top shelf! I am dead! I mean, I climb up on my counter sometimes, too—but I think Derek was full-on tippy-toes!

He’s very wee.

[goofygirl]

Smart, Monique.  Throw those beautiful flowers in the garbage can.  Shit, girl; you could SELL those things.

Yep, a definitely new Air BnB.

[Pepper Mostly]

Honey Boo Boo is actually thinking she's going to go to college? Excuse me while I die laughing. Though maybe Harvard will take her, they love famous people. Even "famous" people.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey everybodies, sorry I missed last week.  Mrs. FB and I were in Las Vegas for a mini-vacation and just got back a couple hours ago.  I have a big project due on Monday so I will have to just pop in and out tonight while I work.  
I see I missed a some Goodfellas references last week, which made me happy to see but sorry I couldn't join in.  I took care of that thing for ya, is my favorite Goodfellas line.

Hotel Snarker may be interested to hear that we stayed in the Luxor.  We had a great time as always.  It was fun, but it's good to back.

Welcome back!  Fun fact, the owner of that restaurant that had to be set on fire in Goodfellas so Pauly could collect, that guy was based off of one of my relatives.  His body was found in the trunk of a car, eventually.  That wasn't in the movie.

[LEILANI2]

Sugar Bear 2.0 seems like a decent guy compared to June.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Floatingbison we’ve missed you! Next time you plan to take a week off from snarking, please submit the proper paperwork.

[OoogleEyes]

I have to mute these commercials, WeTV. 

Even *I* have standards. 

*flounces away*

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Welcome back!  Fun fact, the owner of that restaurant that had to be set on fire in Goodfellas so Pauly could collect, that guy was based off of one of my relatives.  His body was found in the trunk of a car, eventually.  That wasn't in the movie.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. You need to write a book. 

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I have to mute these commercials, WeTV. 

Even *I* have standards. 

*flounces away*

 

Where's Mustache Girl?

[Ladystardust]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey everybodies, sorry I missed last week.  Mrs. FB and I were in Las Vegas for a mini-vacation and just got back a couple hours ago.  I have a big project due on Monday so I will have to just pop in and out tonight while I work.  

Do anything good in Vegas? I'm going in a couple weeks and it's been a while since I've last been.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I have to mute these commercials, WeTV. 

Even *I* have standards. 

*flounces away*

 

Come back, come back! Don't make us gravel!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow. That is one bad looking baby. 

[Ladystardust]

What idiot names their kids Abby and Addy? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

What idiot names their kids Abby and Addy? 

A dyslexic one?

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wow. That is one bad looking baby. 

Takes after Grandma.  OR.... Shawn. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

This man actually had to fully stand on the counter to reach the top shelf! I am dead! I mean, I climb up on my counter sometimes, too—but I think Derek was full-on tippy-toes!

I seriously love these two. I hope that it's not all fake 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

What idiot names their kids Abby and Addy? 

It was Sarah's way of helping Shawn remember the kids' names.  Close enough.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

It was Sarah's way of helping Shawn remember the kids' names.  Close enough.

LOL weirdos 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

What idiot names their kids Abby and Addy? 

Thing 1 and Thing 2 were taken. 

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Welcome back!  Fun fact, the owner of that restaurant that had to be set on fire in Goodfellas so Pauly could collect, that guy was based off of one of my relatives.  His body was found in the trunk of a car, eventually.  That wasn't in the movie.

Very cool, except for the trunk of a car part.  Of course, that's a pretty classic mob way to go!  In the trunk of a Lincoln left in long term parking at JFK airport.

Edited April 8, 2023 by Floatingbison

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Come back, come back! Don't make us gravel!

Oh no! Not the show! Nevah

Commercials only 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Amber's milking this for all its worth. Its....unseemly.

[LEILANI2]

How much longer is this season, most of these couples are boring A.F. 

[Empress1]

Why did Amber quit her job?

[goofygirl]

Good Gravy. Amber has been hitting the buffets around Atlanta, hasn't she? I still can't believe she's shaking the bushes for 50K.  Lort.

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Why did Amber quit her job?

Because it was there.

[OoogleEyes]

Wait...am I having a deja vu thing here? Reconnecting through a mountain lodge?

wtf

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey, where's @Keywestclubkid tonight? Does he have permission to be absent? 

[WaltersHair]

She needs to stop mentioning that pregnancy. That storyline is a year old

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey, where's @Keywestclubkid tonight? Does he have permission to be absent? 

Well I certainly didn’t approve any travel pass…

[Empress1]

Wow, Amber really has gained weight.

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Wait...am I having a deja vu thing here? Reconnecting through a mountain lodge?

wtf

Mountain lodges are a staple of 90 Day Fiance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara, remember when yo thought you were queen shit because you “landed” Shawn? Sucks to be you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Mountain lodges are a staple of 90 Day Fiance.

Only if there isn't an ax throwing bar around.