Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Puppy’s eyebrows are killing me.

Puppy's so pretty. But Lordy Lordy that girl is a MESS.

[Gobi]

8 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Oh, no, the sex swing is giving me flashbacks to Stan’s sex dungeon. Now the details are coming to mind. Don’t worry. I will not put it in writing just in case anyone managed to forget. Enjoy your blissful ignorance.

Always reminds me of Hannibal Lecter (Brian Cox) in Manhunter: "And how is officer Stewart? The first one to see my basement. Emotional problems, I'm told."

Edited February 25, 2023 by Gobi

[WaltersHair]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Did Shawn gain a another kid, besides Sara's baby? I thought he had 6 with Kelly. He just said he has 8.

Maybe he accidentally included that train wreck Destinee

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Did Shawn gain an another kid, besides Sara's baby? I thought he had 6 with Kelly. He just said he has 8.

Sarah has one. Six his, one hers, one theirs.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Maybe Erik's ex is being vindictive because he cheated on her?  Wise up, Puppy!

[Keywestclubkid]

your lifestyle? haha 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Puppy's so pretty. But Lordy Lordy that girl is a MESS.

She always looks so sad. 

[Keywestclubkid]

the doctor did NOT say that ... we all heard what he said 

[JenE4]

$50,000 in debt. Those leather-studded, painted jackets aren’t cheap! 

[Empress1]

Amber’s breasts are HUGE. I’m sorry, that’s crass, but WOW. She really has gained weight.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Sarah already had a child so I guess he' adding her to his pile.

How generous, considering he didn't bother to be a present father to any of Kelly's 6 kids.

[LEILANI2]

He's probably talking to other women behind bars.

[Pepper Mostly]

Uh oh! Puppy's spoiling for a fight!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve totally lost the plot with these two. They talk so fast and I can’t follow what they’re saying.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Now poor Sarah has to wash her face, put on her sweats and hope her vibrator is charged. 

Duracell coppertops.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

$50,000 in debt. Those leather-studded, painted jackets aren’t cheap! 

I had forgotten the jackets.  Classic!

[Keywestclubkid]

yes meeting again while he is sober and she is drunk would be a GREAT idea 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve totally lost the plot with these two. They talk so fast and I can’t follow what they’re saying.

Plotholes

:::runs away:::

[kacesq]

 Can’t believe the Mama June circus is back in town.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey is very pigeon-toed. She give Kimbelly (90 Day Fiance) a run for her money.

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Now they show us MamaJune with pink hair.  I just cannot with that woman. Ugh.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

How generous, considering he didn't bother to be a present father to any of Kelly's 6 kids.

Hey now, he's parenting,.  He is playing video games online with his son.  That way all of his parenting allows him to enjoy playing a game while he does nothing constructive or helpful.  Father of the year!

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lindsey is very pigeon-toed. She give Kimbelly (90 Day Fiance) a run for her money.

And running isn't easy with pigeon toes.

[LEILANI2]

I'm actually impressed these two ladies have managed to stay out of prison for 3.5 years.

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

$50,000 in debt. Those pleather

leather-studded, painted jackets aren’t cheap! 

FIFY

[kacesq]

I see Derek’s sisters are back and looking for screen time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The store owner is wondering what he was thinking when he signed on to this hot mess.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Derek, get her a candle. She bought you thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes. Make that two candles. 

[Keywestclubkid]

these girls are working my last nerve I kinda want her to beat their ass just for being so disrespectful 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek's sisters are trash.  That white sweater - why does it exist?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes, Derek, get her a candle. She bought you thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes. Make that two candles. 

And use Monique’s credit card while you’re at it.

[goofygirl]

Just now, kacesq said:

I see Derek’s sisters are back and looking for screen time.

Especially that one with the foot long fingernails!  I see why Monique doesn't like them.  They're heinous.

[WaltersHair]

Cinderfella and his sisters

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, did you have any Swedish meatballs when you were at IKEA? I love the cafeteria.

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Did Shawn gain a another kid, besides Sara's baby? I thought he had 6 with Kelly. He just said he has 8.

I don't think that Shawn is good at this math thing 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm trying to figure out Derek's long game...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance’s credit score is going UP exponentially what with all this debt he’s accrued.

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I'm actually impressed these two ladies have managed to stay out of prison for 3.5 years.

I like Amber. She said she was going to go straight and she has. And I think she has a good heart (maybe too soft-hearted). Kudos to her.

[kacesq]

Oh gee…Chance must have excellent credit with those high limits…

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean we all saw this coming 

[Gobi]

Chance isn't good at money management? Who would have thought?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What?!?!?!? Chance is behind on payments?!?!?!?!?  Who, other than everyone, saw that coming?

[Keywestclubkid]

the lights should go off at 8pm? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chance continues to be a financial wiz...whodathunk?

[Empress1]

LORD, Tayler & Chance are depressing.

[candall]

  Time to buy some more shit and get that credit rating back up there, Chance.

<MASSIVE EYEROLL>

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl you better not marry this man ,,,STOP IT

[kacesq]

I will forever love the thinking that you can have a baby whenever but you need to think really long and hard about getting married. Married or not, that kid will tie you i18 years.

[Gobi]

It's always best to have a baby before deciding whether to get married.

[WaltersHair]

Well, at least Chance can buy an 11 dollar tattoo.