Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

popovich lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine, marry in haste, repent at leisure. Sucks to be you, dear.

[JenE4]

Great parenting there—life lessons from prison: Go punch out the biggest dude and no one will ever bother you.

Stabbed in the penis?!?! Oh. My. God. 

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Is Justine the one that got her hooha bleached?

No, that was the one who was beaten by the boyfriend. 

[Keywestclubkid]

the last one? 

[Eldemarge]

Not the sex swing.

[kacesq]

Oh Justine…you’re such a fucking idiot. Your tears don’t move me. I suspect you’ll stay with Michael no matter how much of a dick he turns out to be so you don’t have another failed relationship.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

popovich lol 

I'm just picturing the team in the editing suite pissing themselves laughing over that priceless bit of dialog.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dammit, Sharp. We DO NOT NEED to see Sara and Shawn sexing up the screen. Stop it!!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

why doesn't my sex swing turn you on??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm just picturing the team in the editing suite pissing themselves laughing over that priceless bit of dialog.

Instant classic.

[candall]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Remember the good old days when medications weren’t advertised on tv and doctors were getting junkets and other swag to prescribe the drugs to his/her patients? 

Interesting.  Are those two things related?  I assumed the golf courses of Hawaii were still full of docs on the Pfizer dime.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Derek is quite short.  If he can only date women shorter than him, his dating pool is very shallow. 

Add to that women who won't date an ex-con and talentless "rapper", and its a puddle.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, has everyone had a good week? 

No. I have a secret. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Okay, I don't need to see anyone in a sex swing. Also, Sara, you shouldn't be surprised Shawn isn't interested now that you had his kid. You've meet Kelly Mother of his six ignored kids, right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, candall said:

Interesting.  Are those two things related?  I assumed the golf courses of Hawaii were still full of docs on the Pfizer dime.

I think there is a rule/law/commandant that stopped that practice.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Not the sex swing.

Shades of what's his face in his basement-- Stan!!!

[WaltersHair]

There has to be an TED talk that involves prison recipes, makeup recipes, toilet wine, and dodging penis knives. Heck, I'd watch that.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

No. I have a secret. 

DEAD

[JenE4]

Oh, no, the sex swing is giving me flashbacks to Stan’s sex dungeon. Now the details are coming to mind. Don’t worry. I will not put it in writing just in case anyone managed to forget. Enjoy your blissful ignorance.

[goofygirl]

Boob sling has totally quit wearing makeup hasn't she?  No more taking the time to look good for Michael!.  I also noticed they are no longer matchy-matchy.  Thank Gawd.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Shades of what's his face in his basement-- Stan!!!

But Stan and his wombat head would be in the swing.  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Oh, no, the sex swing is giving me flashbacks to Stan’s sex dungeon. Now the details are coming to mind. Don’t worry. I will not put it in writing just in case anyone managed to forget. Enjoy your blissful ignorance.

that poor cat of his 

[kacesq]

Wow. Having a baby and being married is a big commitment. Who knew?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn puts on the earphones and plays video games to escape from the hell he created for himself. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Just come up here!" she whines. So sexy. No wonder he can't his his paws off her. 

[kacesq]

That little outfit is not flattering.

[Keywestclubkid]

her mom helped her put up a sex swing? .... alright then 

[Empress1]

Her MOM hung the sex swing? I can’t.

[Keywestclubkid]

you already did your job and popped out one of his off spring he now has no use for you ... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is already checking out prisonbabes.com. He’s not marriage or father material, Sarah. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shawnie, the cameras are here, so it's time to have sex.  We don't want to have sex without an audience. 

[kacesq]

I feel so sorry for Shawn’s other kids.

[candall]

GEEZ, HE'S NOT INTO IT ALREADY!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAD

RIP my friend 

[Eldemarge]

My week was okay! Work was quiet and I went to the gym three times. My son drove to College Station with three of his friends for the weekend so it's just me, snuggling with the cat this weekend.

Back to Shawn: "I have 8 kids to think about" as he plops down in a chair to play video games.

Edited February 25, 2023 by Eldemarge

[Keywestclubkid]

you need to find that BALANCE now? dude 

[kacesq]

Aww…congrats, Sarah! You won him! Enjoy your prize!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Sarah. This is who you picked! You made your stupid choices. Enjoy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Now poor Sarah has to wash her face, put on her sweats and hope her vibrator is charged. 

[kacesq]

Ugh I forgot we were stuck with Amber and Puppy this season.

[goofygirl]

Uh, Sarah honey?? Didn't you meet the mother of his other six kids??  He didn't even MARRY her!  You won the love lotto girl! Schwing!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Did Shawn gain a another kid, besides Sara's baby? I thought he had 6 with Kelly. He just said he has 8.

[kacesq]

Puppy’s eyebrows are killing me.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Did Shawn gain a another kid, besides Sara's baby? I thought he had 6 with Kelly. He just said he has 8.

He just lost count. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

okay, guys, is this Shawn/Sarah storyline fake for tv?  Is he honestly not interested in someone so far above his level??  I can't believe it..

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

But Stan and his wombat head would be in the swing.  

Memmmories...like the corners of my mind

[Keywestclubkid]

he just didn't show up to court you know how he be girl ... 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Did Shawn gain a another kid, besides Sara's baby? I thought he had 6 with Kelly. He just said he has 8.

Sarah already had a child so I guess he's adding her to his pile.

[Empress1]

Sarah fucked around and found out. What a shock, a man who was talking to two inmates at once, was with a woman for decades & had six kids with her and didn’t marry her, and ditched those six kids turned out to be a shitty person!