Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I thought he couldn’t leave the state because of his parole?

I know! I'm also confused.  He's going on the road?  He's going out of state?  Since when?  

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are they having this conversation in front of the doula? And look at the poor woman--she's all "I don't get paid enough for this. I should have gone to dental hygienist school".

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'm sure the doula appreciates this convo.  Time and placer, people! Time. And. Place.

[LEILANI2]

She quit her job with no notice and gave up nursing income for $10k from LAL.  The math ain't right.

[Ladystardust]

Ethan, RUN AWAY!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I thought he couldn’t leave the state because of his parole?

He can’t. When he visited that major record producer’s garage the guy said he couldn’t book him for anything because he can’t leave the state.

Or was that Cameron? I can’t keep the aspiring rappers straight on this show.

[goofygirl]

A shit ton of $$ went into those matching outfits!!!  Late to the party but I'm here!  Couldn't see to drive through those 5 inch eyelashes I bought for tonight.  I could only go 2 miles an hour.

Can't WAIT to see how this sooo sweet Daddy Chance & son meeting is gonna go.  This poor guy. Kid has GREAT hair though.  And seems to have some sense!  HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??  Oh yeah, no Chance!! NOW I get it!

Edited March 11, 2023 by goofygirl

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

God those road crew jackets. They look like they are doing court ordered community service together.

the family that picks litter together

gets bitter together

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance is excited that Ethan is coming.  Ethan is excited to be on TV.

[Gobi]

"The last memory I have of him is holding him up as a shield during a standoff with the police."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance’s son is in for a pleasant surprise. The TayLer-Chance fighting begins in 3…..2……1

[Keywestclubkid]

OH god hes gonna move his son in I can smell it 

[OoogleEyes]

This has disaster written all over it.

Really.  What the actual fuck

[LEILANI2]

A paternity test is in order here.... he looks nothing like him.

Edited March 11, 2023 by LEILANI2

[Ladystardust]

Ethan is a cutie! Are we sure Chance is really his dad?

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I made a batch of vegetable soup yesterday. Ate some yesterday and today. Lots of tea, fruit & veg for the vitamin C, and sleep.

I bought a supplement from Amazon (delivered in 2 days) called "Get Over It" and I did get better right away.  Don't know if it was the medicine or not.  It's made by the same company that makes "Kick Ass Immunity," which usually helps me avoid getting sick.

[kacesq]

Ethan seems decent. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh look! Chance's son is Jesus!

[WaltersHair]

Jesus, is that you? With a nose ring?

[Empress1]

Ethan has great hair.

[OoogleEyes]

This actor "son" has lovely locks 

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Ethan has great hair.

Gorgeous hair. I love long hair on a guy. 

[Keywestclubkid]

a strip club?? 

[Empress1]

Did he just ask his son if he wanted to go to the strip club?

[Gobi]

Strip club? Do I smell shrimp Alfredo? 

[LEILANI2]

Ethan is missing out on some good shrimp alfredo.

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!  Ethan sounds like he is sensible.  I hope he is the complete opposite of his 
"father."

[candall]

Yikes.  Chance is babbling from nerves.  DUDE!!  Your hair grew since I saw you (15 years ago).  Wanna go to a stripclub!?

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Did he just ask his son if he wanted to go to the strip club?

They're going to save modern Mary Magdelene

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Ethan this man will NOT be a good father figure.. run away ,,, run far far away 

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

OMG!  Ethan sounds like he is sensible.  I hope he is the complete opposite of his 
"father."

You can tell Chance had nothing to do with raising him. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Ethan this man will NOT be a good father figure.. run away ,,, run far far away 

And take Tayler and her kids with you. Just get away from Chance.

[Floatingbison]

Another guy with the Sexy Jesus look.. I have to say, a lot of women REALLY like Sexy Jesus look

 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Strip club? Do I smell shrimp Alfredo? 

I hope I hope I HOPE

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Ethan suffers from the same spending addiction as his father. I didn’t know that was hereditary.

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

They're going to save modern Mary Magdelene

 

Let he who is without sin throw the first dollar bill on the stage.

[Keywestclubkid]

help him by opening a credit card in your name 

[kacesq]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Another guy with the Sexy Jesus look.. I have to say, a lot of women REALLY like Sexy Jesus look

 

::raises hand sheepishly::

[LEILANI2]

Ethan looks stable and healthy, not used to seeing anyone like him on this shit show.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Jesus, is that you? With a nose ring?

"If Jesus was walking among us today....."

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Gobi said:

Let he who is without sin throw the first dollar bill on the stage.

DEAD

[JenE4]

Oh, give it a day or two. Ethan, you’ll be wishing you had Lloyd back as dad instead of Chance. Ethan is addicted to spending money? Okay, guys, case closed on this one: it’s nature not nurture.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Gobi said:

Let he who is without sin throw the first dollar bill on the stage.

Ya'll are killing me.

[LEILANI2]

I think Ethan is from central casting.

[Floatingbison]

I had two non-consecutive girlfriends who had   major celebrity crushes on Chris Cornell... a late Sexy Jesus guy, and the girlfriend between them really liked Eddie Vedder

 

 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Ethan suffers from the same spending addiction as his father. I didn’t know that was hereditary.

But Chance is so glad Ethan is "nothing like him!"   He still hasn't noticed he's shit with money.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Another guy with the Sexy Jesus look.. I have to say, a lot of women REALLY like Sexy Jesus look

I don’t always like long hair on men, but if I do it’s got to be well-kept. (I like well-groomed men.) Ethan looks like he uses product.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

::raises hand sheepishly::

You and me both. Old hippie, loves me some long hair on boys. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Maybe Chance heard he can get more from LAL if he adds someone else to his crew.  He's on his way to becoming a millionaire.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh look! Chance's son is Jesus!

Which one? Sweet Baby or Dashboard?