Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cicero dressed up in his formal Hanes t-shirt.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Darcey overdressed for her date.

Fixed that for you. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Shouldn’t Florian’s English be better by now?

He no have the 'fraid.

[OneGuy]

Listening to Darcey trying to make conversation is painful.

[Eldemarge]

I feel like a goddess!  Time to cry.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cicero dressed up in his formal Hanes t-shirt.

That's probably a Prada T shirt that retails for $2000

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Listening to Darcey trying to make conversation is painful.

We’re high up.

[Pepper Mostly]

God, she's so cringe. "You're a real man. You drive a Lamborghini. You are so strong. You are so classy. Its a beautiful view here." 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wasn’t Darcey 47yo ten years ago now?

[Frozendiva]

Does the matchmaker have friends all across Miami or are the matches limited to who pays for the service, er, clients.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ her beauty is different” is that the new “ bless your heart”?

[Hotel Snarker]

A goddess? Really? On a first date?

[Pepper Mostly]

She should really try not to cry. Her face twists up in a truly grotesque fashion. 

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, you are attracted to Eurotrash.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR GOD THAT TOP! 

He's wearing a t shirt and she looks insane with that top.    I wouldn't be happy with a guy showing up with a t shirt.  If I were a guy I wouldn't be happy with a date dressed like Darcy either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Does the matchmaker have friends all across Miami or are the matches limited to who pays for the service, er, clients.

Central Casting

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She should really try not to cry. Her face twists up in a truly grotesque fashion. 

What's left that can twist, anyway.

[Pepper Mostly]

Half a drink in and Cicero has to go. He's running for his life. 

[charmed1]

All the douche bags rent those tacky cars along the strip in South Beach.

[Eldemarge]

This rich guy bought her ONE drink and shuffled her away?  RED FLAG  (Not that Darcey isn't a red flag)

[Pepper Mostly]

Jeez, he's not even going to drive her home? And if he's not going to drive her home, did he at least call her a cab? Poor form, Cicero. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh fuck. The cry has begun.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey, you were right when you thought that he might not be that into you.

[Shelbie]

So I guess the wedding Darcey was planning in her head is off.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She should really try not to cry. Her face twists up in a truly grotesque fashion. 

Not a great look on a date...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey, you were right when you thought that he might not be that into you.

Jesus, I'll say. He left her on the street in front of the bar and took off in a spray of gravel!

[Doublemint]

Okaaaaay - he's leaving her at the restaurant?   Was it light when they got there and dark when he left?   That was more than a drink then.  Probably had nothing worthwhile to show for all that time.

[sainte-chapelle]

Shoot me but I kinda like Ossama

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jeez, he's not even going to drive her home? And if he's not going to drive her home, did he at least call her a cab? Poor form, Cicero. 

He probably panicked after Darcy started crying. Can’t say I blame the guy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

To be fair I never let a guy take me home after a first date. I always left alone, just in case, I never wanted them to know where I live.

Edited March 7, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Shoot me but I kinda like Ossama

He’s so handsome that I’m starting to develop an obsession with him. I mean, I just cannot stop STARING at him. He’s a strange beautiful.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey does realize that the matchmaker will do a follow up.

[Hotel Snarker]

Unique? You mean shit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aniko and Aspen: Sorry, Dawg, but that’s a no from us.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

He probably panicked after Darcy started crying. Can’t say I blame the guy. 

Maybe he saw the episode when Darcey met Tom in London? And she drunkenly threw herself on his bed and wouldn't leave? Probably didn't want to risk having to pour tipsy, floppy Darcey out of his Lambo.

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

To be fair I never let a guy take me home after a first date. I always left alone, just in case, I never wanted the, to know where I live.

Fair, but didn't he pick her up at her place? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe he saw the episode when Darcey met Tom in London? And she drunkenly threw herself on his bed and wouldn't leave? Probably didn't want to risk having to pour tipsy, floppy Darcey out of his Lambo.

It’s rented, he doesn’t want the additional cost of cleaning the makeup off the seats

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cicero is smitten with Darcey? I guess the contract he signed calls for at least 2 episodes.

[sainte-chapelle]

It was like enchiladas or something…I can’t 😂 

[Hotel Snarker]

Well, Michelle. I cried.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did the matchmaker get her life coaching advice from Jesse?

[OneGuy]

Matchmaker turned therapist.

[Hotel Snarker]

Is this all leading up to Darcey getting back with Georgi?

[sainte-chapelle]

Well yea Florian will be mad. You are basically telling him that his bestie is using him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Matchmaker turned therapist.

And she sucks at BOTH things! What are the odds!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Is this all leading up to Darcey getting back with Georgi?

I suspect so but I Hope not

[Doublemint]

Does anyone watch that  MLF manor?   They keep pushing it and it looks awful.

[Frozendiva]

I didn’t see a smitten Cicero. Just someone being polite.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Well yea Florian will be mad. You are basically telling him that his bestie is using him.

Well you know Darcey. If there isn't drama, she'll make some. 

The theme word for this season is "manipulate". It must be used at least once, by each character, every episode. 

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe he saw the episode when Darcey met Tom in London? And she drunkenly threw herself on his bed and wouldn't leave? Probably didn't want to risk having to pour tipsy, floppy Darcey out of his Lambo.

Fair, but didn't he pick her up at her place? 

Yes thank you I missed that part.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Is this all leading up to Darcey getting back with Georgi?

They’ll play this angle into the latter part of the second half of the season and then leave us wondering whether they are back together as the cliff hanger. As if anyone could even give a shit.