Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Auntie Anxiety]

The other parents want no part of this craptastic show.

[Frozendiva]

Dress fabric is a bit clingy.

[OneGuy]

I'm on the edge of my seat.

[charmed1]

Sorry I’m late. Dog had to find just the right spot to pee. It’s here. It’s this show. He’s kicking dirt all over it with his little hind legs now.

[Shelbie]

Could they not have dressed better and toned down their desperate need for attention ?

[Hotel Snarker]

Darcey and Stacey as seniors. They look STUNNING!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I'm on the edge of my seat.

Yeah, because this isn’t at all producer driven. Got drama?

[Eldemarge]

I thought I was going to prom but then my friends put me in a car and informed me we were going to Tijuana instead.  That was a fun night.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Sorry I’m late. Dog had to find just the right spot to pee. It’s here. It’s this show. He’s kicking dirt all over it with his little hind legs now.

My old dog used to sniff every fucking blade of grass. My current dog walks twenty feet down the driveway with me and squats. That being said, your dog has made an excellent choice.

Edited February 14, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

Give this post a 👏🏾 if you are sick and tired of hearing Tim’s garbled and annoying mmmbrrrmmmbrrrrhrrrmbbbrrrpppppp.

[Frozendiva]

Half price chocolate day is Wednesday.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I thought I was going to prom but then my friends put me in a car and informed me we were going to Tijuana instead.  That was a fun night.  

You gave up your car for Tijuana. Not disappointed in you at all.

[charmed1]

First Magic Mike commercial of the night. Four-hundred more to go.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When Aniko leaves for college, Darcey can spend more time chasing dick with Aspen. Poor thing.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, charmed1 said:

First Magic Mike commercial of the night. Four-hundred more to go.

You’re better than I am. What I hate seeing is LiMu Emu and Doug

[OneGuy]

There's Borian looking as enthused as usual.

[Frozendiva]

Some big store is going to stock their sneakers and make money?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey and Stacey make fools of themselves in 3…..2…..1

[Hotel Snarker]

Give this a 😂 if you are DYING laughing at Uber driver’s face.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why have I never heard of this business? 

[Eldemarge]

The biggest sneaker store in America and I have never heard of them.  And I do not live under a rock.

Edited February 14, 2023 by Eldemarge

[OneGuy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why have I never heard of this business? 

You're probably not "high-end" enough.

[Frozendiva]

Is it a regional store? Sport Chek is the biggie here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Has anyone tried the Panera toasted baguettes? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Has anybody looked on the Impossible Kicks website? Their shoes look as comical as the garb on House of Eleven.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I read that Magic Mike bombed at the box office.

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Has anybody looked on the Impossible Kicks website? Their shoes look as comical as the garb on House of Eleven.

A match made in heaven.

[Shelbie]

If this is the biggest sneaker store in the world why is the owner meeting with the twins in what looks like a mall. Shouldn’t he or his buyers have an office ?

[Frozendiva]

How much dinero for this place?

[Shelbie]

Those laces on Stacey’s dress must be made of steel to hold her boobs in.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can 100% guarantee that Sharp is not paying a penny for this wedding. Hahaha

[Eldemarge]

So I'm reading that Flight Club and GOAT are the places to go in Miami for sneakers and streetwear.

[Hotel Snarker]

Stacey. You’re “unique.”

[Frozendiva]

Six figures? For this?

[Hotel Snarker]

$90,000?!?!?!? HOLY SHIT.

[Frozendiva]

They can afford a $100,000 wedding?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Of course, Georgi. Make believe Drama is why we’re here.

[Eldemarge]

Stacey's acting like Georgi broke Darcey's jaw or something.

NO, YOU BRING DRAMA, STACEY!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Unlike Pred, who has no neck, Wedding Planner Lady has a very long neck.

Wedding venues are a complete ripoff. I'll agree with Florian on this. For $150,000 you could definitely buy a decent house.

[Shelbie]

Matchmaker actually tells Darcey the truth about how she looks next week.

[Frozendiva]

Did wedding planning lady not ask about their budget and find suitable venues?

[OneGuy]

Sorry I was late.  Have a great week everyone.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that took care of my snark jonesing in the short term. I might have to be back for 600 Lb. Life on Wednesday! Have a good week, folks.

[Hotel Snarker]

Welp, this was a very SNATCHED round of snark. Close for comfort, but not without fame, money, and drama. Have a happy Valentime’s day tomorrow, Snarkville! Cut your steaks ON THE BIAS if you plan to eat ‘em tomorrow. See you around the forums, and best wishes to your week! Peace out. ✌️ 

[Frozendiva]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Unlike Pred, who has no neck, Wedding Planner Lady has a very long neck.

Wedding venues are a complete ripoff. I'll agree with Florian on this. For $150,000 you could definitely buy a decent house.

Not in Miami, but it could be a down payment for a basic condo.

[magemaud]

Watching late. So the “biggest sneaker store in America” has all of FIVE locations! Three in FL, one in NJ and one in CT. What about the other 47 states? 

Darcey can’t close her bloated lips when she chews! 

Edited February 14, 2023 by magemaud

[magemaud]

I wonder who has more “BDE,” Georgi or Yohan? 

[Pepper Mostly]

12 hours ago, OneGuy said:

There's Borian looking as enthused as usual.

Borian! DEAD

Sorry I missed the chat, my son came over and houseguest and I were engaged in helping him get through a huge accumulation of unopened mail. Bless him, I love him but his executive function leaves a lot to be desired!

[Baltimore Betty]

Are we supposed to believe that Darcey flew home in ragged jean shorts and slippers?

Arugala and Anisette looked less than thrilled to see their mother and her balloons.

Why did Florian rub coconut water on Stacey and she was acting like it was foreplay? Coconut man seemed embarrassed.

I doubt the Connecticut airport exit was authentic, the reason I say this is Darcey lifted her suitcase to put it in the trunk very easily, no over exaggerated, "umph," or complaint that nobody helped her.

Father Silva decides to act like Caroline Manzo in the "Fambally is important" speech.

Darcey meeting Reina and the other one and just happens to bring up Georgi, oh please.

The wedding will be an over produced/under planned shit show and I am here for it.

That was the saddest birthday cake for a Sweet 16.

Johnny the Shoe Guy and Darcey's matchmaker are just calling them out on their shit and it is wonderful! They do not know what they are doing in life, design, anything!

Overseas wedding would have less guests than the Miami wedding if that is possible.  

Darcey going to a singles event, I just cannot imagine how the other people will react, maybe they will think she is a plant of some kind as in a "what not to do" sort of thing.

 

 

Edited February 14, 2023 by Baltimore Betty

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

That was the saddest birthday cake for a Sweet 16.

It wasn't even bakery quality, it was like, "Yeah, could we stop at Shop-Rite and see if they have any party cakes left?" 

Edited February 14, 2023 by magemaud

[TheDisneyQueen]

On 2/14/2023 at 10:19 AM, Baltimore Betty said:

I doubt the Connecticut airport exit was authentic

I can guarantee this. The highway signs were of CT roads -  but nowhere between their home and either the Hartford or New York airports.