Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, look at her, she's positively frantic with worry. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, lamujerdecente said:

Babes. We been here awhile. Let’s not be pretend to be innocent virgins. There is never a new low. It changes every second of this show. Need reminding? Prostrate. Milking. 

Thanks for helping me snap out of it.

[Keywestclubkid]

hes dressed like grandma this time .... 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I need makeup. I need a dress. I need to get my nipples pierced."

A tale as old as time 

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And really, couldn't you have taken me to dinner, given me flowers, and plied me with the finest Prosecco? 

She was just so thrilled he didn't make any reference during the proposal to sitting on his face, she had to say yes.

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Thanks for helping me snap out of it.

I am here for my folks. My children and husband pretend I don’t exist fridays from 830-1030.

I order their Uber eats and they pretend I am not watching this. It works. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

What do you think Nathan is doing?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

What do you think Nathan is doing?

being a very good boy for mother I mean grandmother 

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

What do you think Nathan is doing?

Cleaning or doing some sort of work on the house.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, candall said:

She was just so thrilled he didn't make any reference during the proposal to sitting on his face, she had to say yes.

Can you imagine his vows?  I promise to lick your cooch and work your muffins . . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

What do you think Nathan is doing?

Playing video games.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, lamujerdecente said:

I am here for my folks. My children and husband pretend I don’t exist fridays from 830-1030.

I order their Uber eats and they pretend I am not watching this. It works. 

Sounds like my house.  My husband is obliviously confused by my Friday night habits...

[LEILANI2]

LIfe After Lockup looks good.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Can you imagine his vows?  I promise to lick your cooch and work your muffins . . . 

that sounds like the makings of a number one rap hit to me 

[Gobi]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

LIfe After Lockup looks good.

So did state rooms on the Titanic.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

She was just so thrilled he didn't make any reference during the proposal to sitting on his face, she had to say yes.

"Will you be my wife, and sit on my face for the rest of our lives?"

[Empress1]

Did I just see Sarah, of Shawn and Sarah, in front of a sex swing? Because what I am NOT about to do is see Shawn using a sex swing.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Did I just see Sarah, of Shawn and Sarah, in front of a sex swing? Because what I am NOT about to do is see Shawn using a sex swing.

BET

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that sounds like the makings of a number one rap hit to me 

I listened to some of OG Kam's songs.  Those lyrics are much too good for him.

[lamujerdecente]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

What do you think Nathan is doing?

Planning skylar’s making of a corpse doll?

oh mike. He’s eye candy (and I will deny this under oath Sammir) and no just smug?But stop rapping please, it stains the eye candy, Ugh just smug came on my screen. I will take Mike’s rapping. 

Edited January 14, 2023 by lamujerdecente

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess Monique never heard that you could block callers.

[LEILANI2]

Monique is the worst.  With $9k he needs to get to Verizon and get his own phone.

[lamujerdecente]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Sounds like my house.  My husband is obliviously confused by my Friday night habits...

We all need to plan an all star party. Our families are so judgy.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Did I just see Sarah, of Shawn and Sarah, in front of a sex swing? Because what I am NOT about to do is see Shawn using a sex swing.

We gonna need alot of eye bleach in February.

[Pepper Mostly]

"She's dying, and of course I am all for the members of his immediate family dying"

[Auntie Anxiety]

The producer is ruing the day that he got caught up in this mess.

[LEILANI2]

This is different, they're breaking the 3rd wall.

[lamujerdecente]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

We gonna need alot of eye bleach in February.

If Shawn is naked in any way shape or form? I am done, there are limits.

Edited January 14, 2023 by lamujerdecente

[OoogleEyes]

omg I LOVE THIS SHOW!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Time for white car drama!

[LEILANI2]

Moniique is an idiot, who the hell pulls over when someone follows you. That happened recently and the people got shot.

[Gobi]

Called it, car chase cliffhanger. Probably Derek forgot something and they're trying to return it to him.

[LEILANI2]

They're really taking this show to a whole nother level, it's a mix of COPS and LAL now.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

omg I LOVE THIS SHOW!

Have a great weekend Snarkers!

[Gobi]

Well, there's a house following mine, so I have to try to outrun it.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bunkies, that was fun. Have a lovely weekend! Houseguest and I are going to watch Maggie Smith movies tomorrow, and probably cook. See those of you who are gluttons for punishment Sunday night. Thanks for all the laughs--I love you all, MWAH!

[candall]

Monique has the world's shortest fuse--I wouldn't want her behind the wheel in a high-speed chase situation.

 

Good cliffhanger!  Can't wait.

 

 

[Maybeitsme]

Great snark guys

Later gaters 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here for the long run. This is must see TV, as far as I’m concerned. Have a peaceful weekend and behave! Be back next week, bitches!

[SemiCharmedLife]

They really are leaving us hanging, aren't they?

 

Bye, all!  Enjoy your week!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Until next week, bunkies!  Don't be talking to no bitches.  I will be checking your phones next week.  I need to go get my nipples pierced.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E06: Car Chase From Hell 

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Monique & Derek are followed on a wild car chase; Chris discovers Gabby’s secret.

Yes, the car chase continues.  Monique panics and speeds up.  Derek tells her to slow down.  Will they spin the car?  Will they crash?  Will we find out Nana's chasing them?  More to come on the Fast and the Furious: Idiot Drift. 

We'll learn Gabby's secret, because of course she has a secret.  They all have secrets.  Without secrets, how will they ever build loving, trusting relationships?  

Finally, not to scare you off, I fear we will get to hear the musical stylings of Cameron; a.k.a. OG Kam.  Gird your ears.  Rhythm is not his strong suit, and rhythm is critical to rap. 

Original air date 2023.01.20  

[Keywestclubkid]

got my crash helmet on and my seatbelt securely fastened.... I am ready for this ride 

[Maybeitsme]

Hey Bitches

I've got my titty tee on, my notebook, my beats and bars and I'm ready to make my move to Vegas. But first let me pull up on this Bitch and smack her in her face. Hold up now, who's this tailing me?

Edited January 21, 2023 by Maybeitsme

[OoogleEyes]

Makeup is the first thing on her wedding To Do list.

TGIF Bunkies! Don't take the Fentanyl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope you all remembered to check in with your parole officer this week.

Meanwhile, my dog is like a fart factory tonight. I already lit a fragrant candle in an attempt to neutralize the smell. 

Derek sitting in his car seat next to his mother. I am roaring 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Keywestclubkid]

bitch! 

[Empress1]

Shall I have wine or hot chocolate with tonight’s fuckery?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Shall I have wine or hot chocolate with tonight’s fuckery?

Wine. The answer is always wine. 

[Keywestclubkid]

the way they edit this is so weird the cop car is just sitting there then its right next to them then its not .. then they pull off ..