Season 17 Live Chat Thread

[altopower]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I wish they’d stop saying divorce.  There’s never been a legal marriage.

I know - but kids understand divorce as the end of a marriage. It's not an accurate word for their situation, but it helps make things pretty clear.

[Twopper]

Poor Truly. I hate seeing this. I agree she should have been told first or at least not last. 
Kody needs to shut up. 

[For Cereals]

Kody, you’re the only one who is devastated.

[goofygirl]

Oh Douchie, you're finally catching a clue!! They're treating you just like to treat them!  If you blow off the rest of your family, they will in turn, BLOW YOU OFF.  Dingleberry.

I can see his little wheels turning though about Christine's house sale.  He WANTS THAT MONEY!!!

Christine might need to return the $$$ for the down payment though.

[Adeejay]

Kody, Truely is not devasted about the divorce, because you were never around.  Now if it were King Sol and Princess Ari, it would be different.  

[altopower]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Kody needs to shut up. 

He doesn't know how - and he wants everyone to hear his wisdom on every subject.

[Maire]

Have we heard this much from Truly ever? She's so mature. 
 

[My Girls]

Does Kody honestly think he's getting the entire house proceeds?  Or just the down payment?  Wow if he expects it all.

[Elizzikra]

How can Kody NOT understand why Christine is moving? She never wanted to move to AZ. None of her kids are there. She’s not married to anyone there. There is literally nothing there for her or her minor daughter except 1/17th of a father who has said out loud that he would rather work than spend time with his children. I have trouble coming up with any reason why she would stay.

[Cancun]

When Truely says she wished she wasn’t the last to know, I wonder if she means among Christine’s kids or whether she knows even Robyn’s younger kids knew before her? That’s the real jerk move Kody isn’t acknowledging.

[Elizzikra]

Commercials for Truly hard seltzer? Coincidence or genius product placement? Discuss…

[Art Of Noiz]

Kody laughing at himself and saying if I do the worst job ever (preacher) he's only partly to blame. Sick prick.

[Adeejay]

3 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Does Kody honestly think he's getting the entire house proceeds?  Or just the down payment?  Wow if he expects it all.

Knowing Kody, he is expecting it all.  He keeps underestimating Christine to his own detriment.  

[goofygirl]

Why in the WORLD would whoever this couple is, have KoDouchecanoe perform their marriage ceremony??  Are they just THAT dumb??

This is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too much Douchie for me!

Edited October 24, 2022 by goofygirl

[Kerrey92]

Kody looked like someone on acid looking at themselves in the mirror.   

[altopower]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Why in the WORLD would whoever this couple is, have KoDouchecanoe perform their marriage ceremony??  Are they just THAT dumb??

That is an excellent question! Do they think he's the epitome of a happily married man with wisdom to share?  He is so weird.

[lgprimes]

Christine speaking for all of us is so much fun to watch!

[Kerrey92]

They have all been saying more f bombs!

Edited October 24, 2022 by Kerrey92

[altopower]

Give me a BREAK Kody! And you are confusing me with the hair, which is short when you're talking to yourself about how hard this all is, and longer ringlets in your talking head shot. 

[Elizzikra]

Kody has officiating one wedding and been a groom in four others… and he draws a blank on wedding vows???

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Why in the WORLD would whoever this couple is, have KoDouchecanoe perform their marriage ceremony??  Are they just THAT dumb??

This is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too much Douchie for me!

They want to be on tv?

[altopower]

Janelle, this isn't a "little bit of a failure" when one of the wives is leaving him. It's a big fat deal and yes, it's a really big failure because he is selfish and oblivious.

[Kerrey92]

When was this wedding?  

[Elizzikra]

4 minutes ago, lgprimes said:

Christine speaking for all of us is so much fun to watch!

But she mentions the state of only Kody’s first three marriages… not a word about Robyn…

[goofygirl]

Christine honey; you gotta get over it and just MOVE already.  Christ on a cracker!  I'm getting MAD listening to you getting mad over this shit.  Just sell your house, give Mr. & Mrs. Douchie the $$$ for the downpayment (you owe them THAT), pay off your mortgage, pack it in and.... GO!

[Cancun]

And is he really supposed to write the vows? Or just the marriage message (whatever you call it - the bits of wisdom shared before the couple exchanges vows)? Because vows seem to either be “the standard” or the couple writes a personal version. 

[Adeejay]

5 minutes ago, lgprimes said:

Christine speaking for all of us is so much fun to watch!

Would that she had the same words and energy when speaking with Kody.  

[Emmeline]

Does Kody literally use a small curling iron on his friggin colored hair?  He must because they are just perfectly defined, it’s gross.  He is gross.  Of course he wants to officiate this wedding, he is actually giddy in it being about him.

[altopower]

I'm just waiting to see him dance. It should be epic.

[Art Of Noiz]

2 minutes ago, Kerrey92 said:

When was this wedding?  

I think it was June 2021. I checked ODCR OK. Marriage license issued in June. Delta surge in SW Mo, remember? 

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Cancun said:

And is he really supposed to write the vows? Or just the marriage message (whatever you call it - the bits of wisdom shared before the couple exchanges vows)? Because vows seem to either be “the standard” or the couple writes a personal version. 

Sounds like he has to give a message. He had the same problem before Maddie’s wedding. 

[goofygirl]

We're shocked too Douchie!!  This guy must be a MORON!!!

What the actual fuck is he talking about???

Edited October 24, 2022 by goofygirl

[Maire]

This service performance is embarrassing.

[Kerrey92]

So Ysabel would have gone to school in August 2021?  What a piece of crap this man is.  

[TeeMo]

Kody is 100% useless but he does have a real talent for making literally everything about him. Even someone else’s wedding. It’s almost impressive. 

[Irate Panda]

I had to pause this because him at the wedding is cringey. I’m embarrassed for this couple.  They must have gotten a free honeymoon or something.

[Cancun]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Sounds like he has to give a message. He had the same problem before Maddie’s wedding. 

Yeah, it was just driving me nuts that he couldn’t even call it the right thing. 
 

ETA: oh geez, he DID write their vows. And they are BAD.

Edited October 24, 2022 by Cancun

[altopower]

Kody says things that other people only wish they could?  Really, Robyn?  In what universe?

[meligator]

Kody, you didn't have a demon following you.   You are the demon.

[Kerrey92]

God Robyn really drank that kool aid.  Oh the dancing.  Just no.  

[Lambie]

I got followed here by a demon?

I think she was very excited to have me introduce her as Mrs Caldwell?

What?!

[Art Of Noiz]

I think he was trying to be Travolta in Urban Cowboy.

[Cancun]

The preview of him dancing…I can hardly wait!!

[Sedona]

19 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

How can Kody NOT understand why Christine is moving? She never wanted to move to AZ. None of her kids are there. She’s not married to anyone there. There is literally nothing there for her or her minor daughter except 1/17th of a father who has said out loud that he would rather work than spend time with his children. I have trouble coming up with any reason why she would stay.

Gwen is still in Arizona- that’s one reason. 

[TeeMo]

7 minutes ago, altopower said:

I'm just waiting to see him dance. It should be epic.

I wish I could unsee it. 

[Adeejay]

Someone should probably tell Kody that he only needed to be with Issy for three or four days.  I don't think Christine was expecting him to be there for the duration.  

[Kerrey92]

Why can’t Kody understand that just because Janelle and Christine didn’t follow his “rules” that it’s not hypocritical for them to point out his hypocrisy.  

[altopower]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

Someone should probably tell Kody that he only needed to be with Issy for three or four days.  I don't think Christine was expecting him to be there for the duration.  

Ah, but he had to follow his protoculls with lots of quarantine time before and after, plus getting there and back, and other important stuff. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

Someone should probably tell Kody that he only needed to be with Issy for three or four days.  I don't think Christine was expecting him to be there for the duration.  

He’d still have to be away from the tender aged children quarantining because he clearly can’t figure out how to see them outdoors.

[Elizzikra]

10 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Christine honey; you gotta get over it and just MOVE already.  Christ on a cracker!  I'm getting MAD listening to you getting mad over this shit.  Just sell your house, give Mr. & Mrs. Douchie the $$$ for the downpayment (you owe them THAT), pay off your mortgage, pack it in and.... GO!

I’m reserving judgment on what Christine owes them until I have more information but I’m totally with her on her anger about Kody going to a wedding and not going to Ysabel’s surgery. Sure - different situations and different times, but if Ysabel was at all important to Kody, he would have found a way to be there for at least part of the time. He’s an ass and a negligent and neglectful father.