Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[SemiCharmedLife]

See you all in live chat!

[Gobi]

Can we just skip to the next season of Love During Lockup?

[Pepper Mostly]

C'mon teen gang! Live thread's open! Someone get the weenies and the marshmallows! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie is wearing her best outfit for the party.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

C'mon teen gang! Live thread's open! Someone get the weenies and the marshmallows! 

We've got the weenies covered, I think. 

[kacesq]

Ah Destinie’s family...so elegant. 

[Empress1]

Why are we even following Destinie?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Can we just skip to the next season of Love During Lockup?

Listen mister, if we have to suffer through the rest of this season, you do too. Now sit down and drink your mojito. 

[kacesq]

Destinie has 5 kids? Where are they? 

[Ladystardust]

These people are so dear to Destinie that they didn't even know if she had other children. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Did Destinee just say she would rather be in a horrible relationship than be by herself????  (Maybe I wasn't hearing correctly)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie has her own Under-10 soccer team.

[Empress1]

SHE HAS FIVE KIDS?!

[Pepper Mostly]

DEAR SWEET LITTLE TAPDANCING BABBY JEEBUS DESTINIE HAS FIVE CHILDREN OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DEAD.

[kacesq]

Those poor kids. Framed out to everyone but their parents. Although maybe that’s for the best.

that sister’s neck tattoo is horrific. And I watch a lot of these trash shows.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie loves her kids more than anything. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I would feel sad for Destinee's 5 kids, but they are probably way better off with loving family members than hot mess Destinee.

[candall]

I looked up from my laptop and jerked back in shock at that throat bumblebee.

YOWZAH

[OoogleEyes]

Wow. This truly is a tragic What Not to Do 

[Floatingbison]

Destiny has produced more writing than Stephen King.

[kacesq]

Oh Shawn you are so smart! No there’s no 2 year pregnancy term. Kudos to you for knowing that...

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR SWEET LITTLE TAPDANCING BABBY JEEBUS DESTINIE HAS FIVE CHILDREN OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DEAD.

Baby's first cursive tattoo must be a big occasion at her house.

[OoogleEyes]

This woman. She needs help. She is ill.

[Gobi]

Wow, Shawn is a math wiz! He figured out that he couldn't be the father since he hadn't seen Desperate in two years.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz realizes that maybe he shouldn’t have stuck around in 3....2.....1...

[TooMuchRealityTV]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Can we just skip to the next season of Love During Lockup?

I need to see who Tai thinks is going to marry her. She seemed to have a rotation of prison boyfriends last season.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm sure Chazz knows his way around an escort site...

[candall]

Well, now I want Shawn and Destinie to be together--with their eleven children.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Wow, Shawn is a math wiz! He figured out that he couldn't be the father since he hadn't seen Desperate in two years.

Well, to be fair, apparently all you have to do for Shawn to get you pregnant is drink out of the same glass. 

[lamujerdecente]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Listen mister, if we have to suffer through the rest of this season, you do too. Now sit down and drink your mojito. 

said in pet Cemetery child zombie voice. (the original) NO FAIR!

[Ladystardust]

Whose janky house is this??

[kacesq]

Chazz is secretive? Damn. These friends are amazing.

[Gobi]

Branflake has a point. Why would a man be upset if he found out his wife was a prostitute?

[Empress1]

Branwin has actually been a sex worker, yeah? 

[WaltersHair]

" A lot of women prostitute..." I just CAN'T with this woman

[Floatingbison]

Terrilicious

[SemiCharmedLife]

No, Branwin, you don't deserve love and respect by having a SECRET escort service and lying about how having sex with your husband gives you anxiety.  It's the lying and gaslighting that makes you unloveable.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I need to see who Tai thinks is going to marry her. She seemed to have a rotation of prison boyfriends last season.

She had a cross referenced filing system and Excel spreadsheets to keep track of them all. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That artwork is um, interesting. And now my eyes are aching.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Destinie has 5 kids? Where are they? 

With luck as far away from her as possible.  

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Wow, Shawn is a math wiz! He figured out that he couldn't be the father since he hadn't seen Desperate in two years.

It took him awhile to figure that out.  The synapses finally found each other in his primarily empty skull. I'm surprised he didn't stamp it out the on the ground like a trained pony. 

[kacesq]

This friend is quite the fame whore. And she can stop with the midriffs...

[Floatingbison]

That house, they ain't getting their deposit back.

[Empress1]

I mean, to be fair, Chaz’s band is a hobby.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I finally know what Destinie and Shawn have in common, lots of children they hardly know. I wonder how much back child support those two owe combined.

[lamujerdecente]

Shawn can't control his paycheck. I am so shocked. An inmate is "good with finances". Better than Shawn. SHOCKED.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chazz reading these reviews is giving me LIFE!!!

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She had a cross referenced filing system and Excel spreadsheets to keep track of them all. 

Multitasker that one.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yola(anda), is that you?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This friend is quite the fame whore. And she can stop with the midriffs...

FTFY.

[kacesq]

Oh face tattoos! Always the mark of an established, stable man...