Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Good Lord. Maybe they ALL think they're filming a porno this week.

I keep hearing porn music in my head now.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh god YES. She reminds me of that girl who kept saying "don't threaten me with a good time" and "ain't no thing but a chicken wing". You know, classy. 

Man, I miss the Golden Years of VH1.

[Empress1]

Kayla is calling somebody else trashy?!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Good Lord. Maybe they ALL think they're filming a porno this week.

Judging from Kaveman and Kayla, we are not too far off!  🤮🤮

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Any ideas on the name of this porn masterpiece?

"Hammered and Nailed"

[candall]

Hey, everybody!  It's Ray and Britney!  Do you think anyone will mention his $140,000 restitution?

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Any ideas on the name of this porn masterpiece?

Tools of the Trade

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Any ideas on the name of this porn masterpiece?

Jackie gets Jacked

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bridezilla is also trying to control the bachelor party. Girl, just stay home, the two of you. Nothing like building a relationship on trust.

[lamujerdecente]

 "Lame ASS BITCH." Says the girl stalking a caveman the size of the dimora (sp) project I did in 4th grade.

Edited September 24, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[kacesq]

Tiffany is always so pleased with herself. Congrats Tiffany you’re engaged to an ex con with restitution. Live that dream, girlfriend.

[LEILANI2]

Why is Britney wearing a necklace with the letter F...is it for Fiance?

[Gobi]

"If he comes home smelling of shrimp Alfredo, that's it!"

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

My stomach is not strong enough to watch Kevin kiss someone.

He is apparently this season's Hunkasaurus. I don't get it. My god, a bag of pork rinds has more sex appeal. 

Here comes Brittany. She's so warm and empathetic and supportive. Ray really got lucky! Snerk.

Hilariously, SHE is always the one yammering about how much she drinks and how wild she gets. He seems to be fairly dull. 

[LEILANI2]

I am setting up an alert on Google to let me know when Chance is back in prison. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tayler always looks like such a mess. Nice to see Chance dressed upon for the occasion.

[lamujerdecente]

Also Kayla, all the Lame ass, trfiling porn stars I never seen on porn BLEND THEIR MAKE UP WELL. 

[kacesq]

Where do Chance and idiot live?

750 credit score. Sure, Jan.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Any ideas on the name of this porn masterpiece?

For Lindsey:  Drilling It Home, Pounding Nails

Kevin's are Uuuummmghgg grrrrowl, Exploring Her Cave, On the Hunt 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Why is Britney wearing a necklace with the letter F...is it for Fiance?

For I’m Fucked?

[LEILANI2]

Not again with his credit score, how long was he in prison cuz that's no how credit scoring works. He must have stolen someone's identity.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chance needs a  venue about 1/50th of this size...

[candall]

"License to Drill."

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Chance needs a  venue about 1/50th of this size...

unless he is expecting Brad Pitt to show up...

[kacesq]

Tayler’s chest tattoo is so damned ugly.

[Gobi]

Champagne dreams and Boone's Farm budget.

[LEILANI2]

These two need to get married in the back of a pick up truck and call it a day.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good idea, Chance. Get a loan from the bank or, even better, pay by credit card. I just got a letter that my rates are going up to over 20% and I pay the balance off monthly.

[lamujerdecente]

Oh Here goes Daonte. Making me root for ol Lins. Where's his cute friend with the cat horror tshirt? There is MAN.  doing the lord's work. befriending Daonte. I changed it to man because no one under 12 would have the patience to deal with Daonte. Thats a skill found with wisdom. And his shirt proves it. 

Edited September 24, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[Pepper Mostly]

Tayler needs to run as far and as fast as possible. 

An inch of water? He'll put up some forms and plastic?  Kids will throw flowers in the water? What the actual fuck is he on about? Someone send help, I'm frightened. 

[Ladystardust]

Does Danonte thing that the little ribbed shoulders on his yellow TH shirt make him look bigger?

[Empress1]

Did Chance say he wanted to pour blood on Taylor?! The fuck?

[OoogleEyes]

This Interview With a Vampire looks pretty interesting! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

These two need to get married in the back of a pick up truck and call it a day.

Where is confirmed Indian John when we need him? He knows how to make a quality pickup truck chapel. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Good idea, Chance. Get a loan from the bank or, even better, pay by credit card. I just got a letter that my rates are going up to over 20% and I pay the balance off monthly.

RED FLAGS ARE EVERYWHERE 

He's going to run up a huge debt, go back to jail, and leave her to pick up the pieces.  With a new baby 

Edited September 24, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Tayler needs to run as far and as fast as possible. 

An inch of water? He'll put up some forms and plastic?  Kids will throw flowers in the water? What the actual fuck is he on about? Someone send help, I'm frightened. 

Let this sink in... a grown man is imagining a way to get kids in swimsuits at his wedding.

[Empress1]

Now that Taylor is pregnant she’s not sure she wants to marry Chance? Girl.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Does Danonte thing that the little ribbed shoulders on his yellow TH shirt make him look bigger?

He;s trying to draw attention away from his stupidity. He has it in numerous colors!

Edited September 24, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Tayler’s chest tattoo is so damned ugly.

They had a deep dive about it on Reddit.  It apparently is an octopus and bird, but she was trying to get a cover up over the octopus and added a boulder....

We all know Tayler makes great decisions... 

[Gobi]

"Linzess is not a laxative." I thought that was an ad for this show.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tayler needs to run as far and as fast as possible. 

An inch of water? He'll put up some forms and plastic?  Kids will throw flowers in the water? What the actual fuck is he on about? Someone send help, I'm frightened. 

We've seen his construction skills.  He'll find a way to drown the entire wedding party or electrocute the flower girls.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Daonte needs to stick with the latex lovers if he wants his girl to be obsessive over him...

[Ladystardust]

Danonte can't take a hint, can he?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Did Chance say he wanted to pour blood on Taylor?! The fuck?

He's very fond of these "jokes". Poor TayLER. Her body will probably never be found. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte, I can vouch for Lindsey. She is obsessed with not having to deal with you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Danonte can't take a hint, can he?

Well, THERE's an understatement!

[Floatingbison]

Studs For Nailing

[goofygirl]

Well, if Ray's gonna get some shrimp alfredo at the strip club, old Brittney's gonna wild out on the cheap-o champagne and a charcuterie board at some klurb.  Fun times ahead!

[LEILANI2]

The original Interview With the Vampire starred Brad Pitt.

[Gobi]

"Get your ass back to work. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink."

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Studs For Nailing

Paleolithic Pleasures