Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

That does it. I hate Shawn more than I thought I ever could. Shawn, you are a shit father. You keep chasing prison poon and don’t give your kids a second thought. What a douche. It’s everyone’s fault and he is an innocent victim. Fuck you, asshole.

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG they are dragging this thing out 

[Empress1]

STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR SON’S MOTHER TO HIM. I literally just said, out loud, “OH MY GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH.”

Edited September 3, 2022 by Empress1

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, I just got my final shingles vaccine. 

Am I now Super Old Lady?

[candall]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Stan!

I could recognize, basically, the part of St. Louis County where Stan lives, and last night on Roommates, some of the weirdos were from St. Charles, MO, not far from Stan's.

It occurred to me that Stan and TaylER/Chance and the new screwballs from St. Charles could all very easily wind up together at the Denny's on St. Charles Rock Road.  I'm SURE they've all been there at various times.

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Boring, I know.  But I told you I was live-chatting, all alone.  The mind wanders.)

[goofygirl]

I feel like the whole Destinie thing is just some made up bullshit.  All we're gonna see is her driving through the California heartland.  She's not going to the airport!  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OMG show.  Just get to the damn wedding. We know everyone is going to show up and it's going to be a shitfest. Get that turd rolling! 

[WaltersHair]

90 minutes is too long, especially if they drag out EVERYTHING

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Kathy and her boyfriend make Shawn and Sara look good!  

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

OMG show.  Just get to the damn wedding. We know everyone is going to show up and it's going to be a shitfest. Get that turd rolling! 

the Prisoners are about to Riot I swear to god someone bring out the shank 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Sara doing a theatrical performance? That makeup artist person needs to use a smaller trowel.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh, I just got my final shingles vaccine. 

Am I now Super Old Lady?

Kudos! I keep telling my PCP I want that vax but he ignores me. 

Just now, candall said:

I could recognize, basically, the part of St. Louis County where Stan lives, and last night on Roommates, some of the weirdos were from St. Charles, MO, not far from Stan's.

It occurred to me that Stan and TaylER/Chance and the new screwballs from St. Charles could all very easily wind up together at the Denny's on St. Charles Rock Road.  I'm SURE they've all been there at various times.

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Boring, I know.  But I told you I was live-chatting, all alone.  The mind wanders.)

You need to keep a GoPro or your phone handy, for pics of all these folks in the wild. We, your Primetimer pals, will go nuts for them 

[candall]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Oh, I just got my final shingles vaccine. 

Am I now Super Old Lady?

YES!  Shingles are a horror.

I got a shingles shot, but then they changed the recipe to two shots.  FFS.

[sempervivum]

Did Shawn's son actually say 'Tis life'??

He's lucky not to have inherited Shawn's weird, creepy mouth.

[Keywestclubkid]

what is Shawn gonna do call the cops ...he might not but one of his brother cousins might 

[kacesq]

Has it not been three weeks of Destinie traveling to the damn trash wedding?

[candall]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

90 minutes is too long, especially if they drag out EVERYTHING

Indeed.  They should go back to 60 minutes, when we all said, "Nooooo!  It's over already!?!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Sara doing a theatrical performance? That makeup artist person needs to use a smaller trowel.

Too bad Destinee's not there to be her makeup artist!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

OMG show.  Just get to the damn wedding. We know everyone is going to show up and it's going to be a shitfest. Get that turd rolling! 

Spoiler

And apparently they really are married IRL, so all this “suspense” is ridiculous.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Sara doing a theatrical performance? That makeup artist person needs to use a smaller trowel.

I was thinking a low budget Renaissance Fair thing

[kacesq]

So Tayler is pregnant. Of course she is. Congrats you are now chained to that loser forever,

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Kudos! I keep telling my PCP I want that vax but he ignores me. 

I just HATE being marginalized. I got the vaccine at my local Rite Aid.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh noes! Will Destinee make her flight? I'm on the edge of my seat. 

Oh wait, no I'm not 

[Keywestclubkid]

a paternity test who else would she be fucking dude?

[Empress1]

Took a car that Destinie paid for? She didn’t pay for it. Pay for it with what? The $10 she’s made as a freelance makeup artist?

[candall]

Just now, kacesq said:

So Tayler is pregnant. Of course she is. Congrats you are now chained to that loser forever,

Kill him, TaylER.  Be free.

[WaltersHair]

Next week Everyone!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

a paternity test who else would she be fucking dude?

Her face was hilarious.

Sara is only 6 years older than her oldest stepkid. I’m sure he doesn’t see her as a mother figure - that’s his dad’s wife, not his stepmom - but still.

Edited September 3, 2022 by Empress1

[Keywestclubkid]

alright if we don't get this wedding next episode we take the PRISON pass the word.... gotta get back to the cell for block check 

later guys 

[Gobi]

Another nothing burger.

Till next time.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dammit, show!  We got dressed for. the wedding of the century.  I put on my longest lashes and used a lump of coal to draw in my brows. The My Little Pony hair is attached to the top of my head.  Do I have to do this all over next week?  What am I supposed to do with my sprite and nilla wafers cake? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

This is going to be the most awaited wedding in LAL history.  It even rivals the blessed nuptials of Tia and Nicolle.  C'mon, people, I'm not getting any younger!

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

alright if we don't get this wedding next episode we take the PRISON pass the word.... gotta get back to the cell for block check 

later guys 

Seriously, I will riot.

ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

[Pepper Mostly]

Can I get my goodnights in before the thread closes??? Lets see! Good night all! 

Edited September 3, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[goofygirl]

I don't think the 90 minutes is any better? They just drag everything out more! But y'all said some hilarious stuff tonight, so all is well!! 

Have a great weekend, everybody!!

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, candall said:

Indeed.  They should go back to 60 minutes, when we all said, "Nooooo!  It's over already!?!"

This was a classic case of "be careful what you wish for!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, I won't be in live chat next week- going to see Werq the World Live in Oakland, CA!  Super excited for my first RuPaul drag show!

[candall]

I tried to watch this hair salon show, and could not handle it, but a few weeks ago, Mama June stopped by for a tune-up.  I immediately thought of Bison Wife.  : )

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

This was a classic case of "be careful what you wish for!"

I like the 90 minutes! 60 went by too fast.

Thanks for the well wishes, everybody!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The wedding is taking longer than the pregnancy. 

Make the long weekend count, snark buddies. I have to go and weigh the pros and cons about being a dog owner again (which is something Ive been doing for two years now!). I’ll get back to you.

See some of youse on Sunday night.

@Empress1, keep doing good!

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The wedding is taking longer than the pregnancy. 

Make the long weekend count, snark buddies. I have to go and weigh the pros and cons about being a dog owner again (which is something Ive been doing for two years now!). I’ll get back to you.

See some of youse on Sunday night.

@Empress1, keep doing good!

Who ever you choose, best of luck to you both.

Edited September 3, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OK, it's decided.  There is a wedding next week or we riot.  I'm sharpening the handle of my toothbrush.  We will see flame head and ferret face get married while step daddy deliverance watches or else we light the prison up! 

Until then, bunkies, check in with your PO and always use protection.  We don't need any more LAL babies.  Puppy is going to have a litter and Shawn is trying to create a population explosion. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey bunkies! I'm rolling in early to make sure I get a good seat at the various weddings. Has everyone had a good week? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E07: Dirty Little Secrets

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Branwin gets a mystery call; Brittany confronts Amanda; Amber and Puppy follow Eric.

Original air date 2022.09.09

[OoogleEyes]

I took off my sequened leggings, dammit 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My 1" lashes are glued on.  I am wearing an ill-fitting dress.  I am ready to throw down.  Yes, it's time for a LAL wedding!  

I also have a shiv ready in case they drag out Shawn's wedding another week.  I can't get this prettied up every week! 

[Keywestclubkid]

putting my homework away so I can give my full attention to Chazz and this whole mess :)

[Pepper Mostly]

"Hay una serpiente en mi bota!" 

[Floatingbison]

"it's a restitution situation"

[JenE4]

Hello, gang! Ready to bless the happy couple and collect my $50,000.