Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber has the suburban wife thing down pat.

[goofygirl]

Welp frens, I think old BranFlake has broken up with the Chazzzzzzzzzzzz man.  I guess their moment of intimacy was lacking for Brannie.  I think Chazzzzzzzzzzz should just hang it up and go home to Kentucky.

[LEILANI2]

Amber is doing too much.

[Empress1]

Branwin looked down when she was telling that “I was posting for a friend!” lie.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He'll draw inspiration for his next songs from this period of emotional upheaval. You know, like Eric Clapton and "Layla".

Off topic:  That is sooooo right up my alley.   Eric was in genuine emotional pain and he created great art from it.

[Gobi]

What are they fighting about?

[Empress1]

Has Amber put on weight?

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, on the positive side, at least Puppy isn't doleful and crying in a heap somewhere. Progress? 

[Empress1]

I didn’t realize Queen and Amber lived together.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bridezilla in da house. With her klassy friends and the klassy party she’s making them throw for her.

[OoogleEyes]

Amber overstepped 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic:  That is sooooo right up my alley.   Eric was in genuine emotional pain and he created great art from it.

Agreed. I mean, he's an asshole but Jesus, he had some real moments of genius. Patti has inspired some amazing songs, she must be a remarkable woman. 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Has Amber put on weight?

Puppy lost a bunch of weight (I'm guessing meth or crack) so I think it makes Amber look bigger.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Has Amber put on weight?

Too much drinking. 

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And the earth is flat. The moon landing was faked. And Elvis is working at a 7-11 in Duluth, 

This dumb little Flat Earther once went for my wig. She didn't survive the virtual wig snatching I gave her. I feel Like I be friends with Queenie and Amber. ANd (small voice) Linds. Oh Dear lord I am not well. 

In prison of course. 

Taylor needs to be smacked with a hot taco. I can't think of any other way to knock sense in the chile! Who doesn't like tacos? They would see it as wasting Tacos. Waking up from the fog of Chance who clearly learned witchcraft in prison because 750 CREIDT SCORE. BITCH. WHAT? My NEVER BEEN ARRESTED AZZ never seen a credit score that high attached to my name.

[LEILANI2]

If I had a friend approaching 40 mind you, who wants to be a side piece and is delusional, I'd say something once or twice and then I would be done and it if really bothered me, I would distance myself and let them live/ruin their lives. 

Amber calling up his wife and following him and shit is too much and not her place.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I was just thinking how Amber might be the next "success story" ala Brittney and Marc when the fake drama starts.  How right I was about their similarities!

[candall]

Oh, Amber, sweetie pie, you're not "always the bad guy."  Usually you're the good guy!

But, er, this time, you're the bad guy. 

You don't have any business calling Eric's wife.  Step off.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t swoon over Blaine, kids. 

Lindsay likes the hands-on work. The jokes just write themselves.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yeah, Linds, do your warrants on your own time, Big Talker.  We'll put a little something on your book in a few weeks.

[LEILANI2]

Lindsey is a sociopath but I like her and Blaine together. They seem like they have alot in common vs Daonte who is best with his torso sex top and his dishwasher.

[kacesq]

So is Lindsay back in jail yet? Cause this chick does not want to live a “normal” life...she still thinks being a drug dealer was the best.

[Gobi]

"Huhr rhurr swarzle frobbin." Blaine

[Ladystardust]

There is no way these are legit work sites with her showing up in those shoes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsay seems delighted that Daonte is on the way. She can hardly contain herself.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

There is no way these are legit work sites with her showing up in those shoes.

RIGHT?? And her fetching pink tool belt. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am pretty sure that a spaghetti strap top and short shorts are not the best attire for doing construction work.  Safety first!

[Ladystardust]

I think she thought she was hired for a construction porn movie. 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

RIGHT?? And her fetching pink tool belt. 

But it matches her vape!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fisticuffs between Daonte and Blaine in 3...2.....1

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how everyone on this show who's on a "job site" has nothing but time to sit around and talk about their feelings, instead of, you know, working. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

It's perfectly fine if Blaine and Lindsay get together, just let Daonte know about it!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fisticuffs between Daonte and Blaine in 3...2.....1

You wrote it, didn't you? 

[Empress1]

Lindsay wants to deal with her warrants on her own time? Is that how it works?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayla, he’s not worth your time and energy. Unless it’s in the script, I mean.

[goofygirl]

Uh oh....  Looks like Daonte is gonna need to purchase a Lindsey JR since she's making out with the "boss"....

Also, have you EVER seen a construction worker in short shorts and a tank top?? Nope, me neither.

[kacesq]

In a different time, the blonde girlfriend would be on Rock of Love. God I loved that show....

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

There is no way these are legit work sites with her showing up in those shoes.

She's dressed like a stripper fantasizing that she's Bob the Builder 

[Gobi]

Hell hath no fury like a cave woman scorned.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess Kayla doesnt know that Kevin is signaling something to her on his T-shirt.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kaveman is going to start smooth talking Kayla...taming the t rex...

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Uh oh....  Looks like Daonte is gonna need to purchase a Lindsey JR since she's making out with the "boss"....

Also, have you EVER seen a construction worker in short shorts and a tank top?? Nope, me neither.

And heeled boots. Girl, bye.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My stomach is not strong enough to watch Kevin kiss someone.

[Empress1]

Ha! They gave Boomhauer some subtitles.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I think she thought she was hired for a construction porn movie. 

sample dialogue

Gee Mr. Foreman, is that a variable speed, air cooled pneumatic jack hammer?

Edited September 24, 2022 by Floatingbison

[candall]

I agree that Lindsey and Mumbles have good chemistry.  And I want them to ride off into the sunset together and get the hell off our show.

Hasn't John found another inmate-ette to lure with his deerskin jacket and wise native ways?

[Ladystardust]

Good Lord. Maybe they ALL think they're filming a porno this week.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance is going to have a buy a bigger house, or move Bobbi into the backyard. To give her some privacy, I mean.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Lindsay wants to deal with her warrants on her own time? Is that how it works?

Apparently it is in Lindsay's world. Probably why she's been inside so often. 

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

In a different time, the blonde girlfriend would be on Rock of Love. God I loved that show....

Oh god YES. She reminds me of that girl who kept saying "don't threaten me with a good time" and "ain't no thing but a chicken wing". You know, classy. 

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

sample dialogue

Gee Mr. Foreman, is that a variable speed, air cooled pneumatic jack hammer?

"Or are you just glad to see me?"

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Kev, you are really bad at picking side pieces. Kayla is too crazy to be your side chick. She doesn't even seem to get that she is a side chick.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

sample dialogue

Gee Mr. Foreman, is that s variable speed, air cooled pneumatic jack hammer?

Any ideas on the name of this porn masterpiece?