Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[lamujerdecente]

I don't like you Chazz. I should not be rooting for a girl who clearly got her wigs from the Flavor of Love Rock of Love  Extension  Colab Final Clearance with Charlotte's webs on her eyes who is cheating on you. But yet here we are. 

Chazz is the toxic nice guy who is the master of his own chaos. And hornier than Daonte. WITH LESS GAME. THAN. DAONETE.

Edited September 10, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[goofygirl]

Those dang buildings!! Always get in the way!!  He's about to lose his cookies over all this school and studying deal.  Wait, there are NO SCHOOLS IN KENTUCKY???

[JenE4]

This is the first time Chazz is starting to wonder whether his wife is really into this marriage?!? What tipped you off?

[candall]

Oh, Chazz.

She threw him the pity jump.  Couldn't he just take the win and go?

I hate the way Branflake uses G-man, but holy shit, he wants to sit 32 inches away from her and stare at her while she reads.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Better late than never to figure out that Branwin has no interest in you whatsoever, Chazz. Too bad you humiliated yourself so that millions can see it. 

[Empress1]

I’m going to need Taylor to hitch that dress up.

[Floatingbison]

My little corn nugget, you look enchanting tonight.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I’m going to need Taylor to hitch that dress up.

She does, but her hair looks nice.

[Pepper Mostly]

CRAB RANGOON PIZZA AND CORN NUGGETS. Chance really knows how to live the high life. 

[Keywestclubkid]

what does a corn nugget look like?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance is living large, taking TayLer to the local pizza joint.

[lamujerdecente]

Kelly's Kids are lovely. They are tied with Andrea's lovely kids despite her crazy.

[Keywestclubkid]

crab rangoon at a pizza joint? yea id pass on that also 

[Floatingbison]

Chance looks like he wants to sell you a used car.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You can surprise someone without spending $20K on a non-refundable down payment, Chance.

[Keywestclubkid]

guess what we are gonna put your sister in a container in the back yard of OUR BRAND NEW HOUSE 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance is such a martyr. What he’s been doing os for everyone else but himself. He’s a giver!

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, he's drinking some cheap Asti Spumante with one hand and a coke in the other? Chance is clearly a refined, suave man of the world. 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh my god he did not just say he wasn't making money because of her and her girls? DID he? 

[Empress1]

Chance can pull in $20K “like that?” Are his side jobs drug deals?

[Floatingbison]

 Eric is 40, thats 130 in puppy years.

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

crab rangoon at a pizza joint? yea id pass on that also 

if you ever get a chance to go to two boots pizza in New York City - there is one in the east Village. I never thought I would want seafood on pizza - but they have shrimp spicy one on the menu. Its delicious. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Chance looks like he wants to sell you a used car.

He looks like he wants to sell you an genuine replica Rolex or some knockoff Jordans. Or an AK 47. Or whack you. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm 40 years old! lol 

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

oh my god he did not just say he wasn't making money because of her and her girls? DID he? 

Isn't he just so selfless? Someone get that one the nobel peace prize.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Chance can pull in $20K “like that?” Are his side jobs drug deals?

And murder for hire. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess we know what precipitated Chance’s bank robbery. He IS so good with money.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

crab rangoon at a pizza joint? yea id pass on that also 

That's like getting sushi at a gas station.

[Empress1]

Just now, lamujerdecente said:

if you ever get a chance to go to two boots pizza in New York City - there is one in the east Village. I never thought I would want seafood on pizza - but they have shrimp spicy one on the menu. Its delicious. 

I used to live, like, feet from Two Boots.

[lamujerdecente]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, he's drinking some cheap Asti Spumante with one hand and a coke in the other? Chance is clearly a refined, suave man of the world. 

High class that one. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you are pregnant with a married mans baby who is still apparently sleeping with his wife ... you are a dumb ass 

[OoogleEyes]

GO AWAY BRITTANY.

Please.

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I used to live, like, feet from Two Boots.

I am jelly. I love me some Two Boots. Many weed filled munchie, baby lamujerdecente in her club kiddie nights ended there. 

[JenE4]

My truck was a surprise for you! Anyone actually think Chase is listening to what Tayler is saying about no “surprise” big purchases? He’s going to force her to drink his “romantic surprise” bubbly moscato and then surprise her with the house—and whatever else he bought with his 6 credit cards “to increase his credit score.” Surprise!! He will continue to excuse any and all impulsive, secretive behavior under the guise of “romantic surprises.” Should have seen this pattern building with the surprise proposal that he dragged everyone on against their will and the surprise “construction” he did on the sister’s garage “room.”

[LEILANI2]

Puppy is 36, she's too old to be doing this shit and calling this man's wife his ex. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to invent something that would keep a woman from getting pregnant, you know, like an birth control pill or some such thing. 

[sempervivum]

Puppy just wants to drift through life, letting things happen to her. 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Someone needs to invent something that would keep a woman from getting pregnant, you know, like an birth control pill or some such thing. 

If only we knew how babies were made and how to prevent that…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ray reacts negatively to the idea of a prenup. Who could have seen that coming?

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Someone needs to invent something that would keep a woman from getting pregnant, you know, like an birth control pill or some such thing. 

one needs to be able to read directions and follow them. You asking a lot of these folks. 

[LEILANI2]

Who wouldn't get married without a prenup, it protects both parties.

[Keywestclubkid]

why is it so bad to sign a prenup? 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ray reacts negatively to the idea of a prenup. Who could have seen that coming?

lol I mean why freak out about that so bad? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Someone needs to invent something that would keep a woman from getting pregnant, you know, like an birth control pill or some such thing. 

@Auntie Anxiety you are surely a genius! But could such a thing work? If only we had the technology to develop something like that! It would be life changing!

[OoogleEyes]

Ooooh MG. This is just stupid.

[LEILANI2]

So the woman who kept whining for a threesome to her reluctant husband is now mad over dick picks.

[Empress1]

Brittany needs to go home and talk to her husband.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Brit, you lie like a rug. 

Where are her kids? 

[kacesq]

Don’t the Kardashians have enough money? Khloe the jeans designer needs to do commercials with that horse hair hanging limply?

[goofygirl]

Speaking of babies.... who else thinks old Destinie is either in the ER or giving birth in the bathroom at the airport.  That plane flying off without her is my guess.

I mean, what else could happen??

This was fun!!! Hope all of you have a fantastic weekend!!

Edited September 10, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

@Auntie Anxiety you are surely a genius! But could such a thing work? If only we had the technology to develop something like that! It would be life changing!

This is what happens when you sit around and think all day! I have a lot of good ideas.